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What is a microchiphilliac? Does that mean you like little ones? :o
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no..no..nooooooooooo

it is a LONG story from TV9's radio show Friday nite....but it has something to do with a computers hard drive...if you want to know the rest....you will have to listen Friday nite

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Actually, there'll be something else to talk about by then.  ;D ;)

Couldn't a better word/term be made-up for the computer-petting fettish?

Join-in people!


I task you. Come up with a better word.
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You gave away my secret!! :o

But you did have a few goodies yourself Hair!!  Guess I need to add them all!!  :D

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Discomboobalate? ;D
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I thought that was an Aussie Mastectomy..... ???

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You gave away my secret!! :oEnd Quote

:o :-X :o I'm sorry.

Quoting:But you did have a few goodies yourself Hair!!  Guess I need to add them all!!  :D
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What were they again?  ;D ;)

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Didn't like my suggestions, did you? Too technical, huh?  ;D

I'll do better next time.  ;)
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No...I liked them.....but Screwball got his in first and so that was the one TV9 said I should go with....

He kinda got sidetracked and forgot to take a vote on them! ::)

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No...I liked them.....but Screwball got his in first and so that was the one TV9 said I should go with....

He kinda got sidetracked and forgot to take a vote on them! ::)
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Well, I was 45 minutes late coming-in.... so....

as the saying goes:

"You snooze, you loose."

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And Hairspray, why did you not let me get the last word in on the previous one?
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And Hairspray, why did you not let me get the last word in on the previous one?
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Didn't realize it was an issue. Is it?  ;)

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Didn't realize it was an issue. Is it?  ;)
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:o :-X :o

It is.

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I'm lost on this thread... :-/
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Which is the real reason I hate people posting all over the place when I'm asleep…

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So am I, but thats a cool ashtray you made!
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Why thank you, max_power! ;)

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Why thank you, max_power! ;)
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You're very welcome! ;)

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You can get one of those chairs from A Clockwork Orange and have your eyes pried wide open, so you won't miss out on the fun 24/7. I heard there's adverse effects from that, but jumping out of a second story window should take care of that :) :D ;D

Tarzan Boy
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LMAO!!! ;D

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Was the last post by Crazy Don, or did someone delete a post before his? ???
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What you talkin' 'bout, Willis, er, Indy Gent?

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Who dunnit ??? Tune in next time 8)


Tarzan Boy
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Who dunnit ??? Tune in next time 8)


Tarzan Boy
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Hey, look folks!! It's a post by Tarzan Boy!!  :D

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The rest of you better be there too!!!

Except Crazy Don because he likes to sleep - right?  ;)
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I told TV9 he is gonna owe us for all this PR work!!! ;D

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I told TV9 he is gonna owe us for all this PR work!!! ;D
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Shheeeeeeeez YEAH!!!  :D ;D ;) 8)

Pretty soon we'll be DJ-ing with him too!  ;D

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Or we might just take over......but you cannot talk.....your secret would not longer be a secret!!! :o
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Voice distortion.  ;)

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Voice distortion.  ;)
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Nice try....I don't think he has that!

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What could be our topic for the next show? We already did your tatoos and your computer petting fettish. What else is there? BTW, what tat did you end-up getting?
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Hum......I will have to think on that one!!

I have not gotten another one..the one I got 2 weeks ago has been nothing but trouble!

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Hum......I will have to think on that one!!

I have not gotten another one..the one I got 2 weeks ago has been nothing but trouble!
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What was that one again?

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Hum......I will have to think on that one!!

I have not gotten another one..the one I got 2 weeks ago has been nothing but trouble!
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And it's all my fault that she got the one two weeks ago! I plied her with alcohol and made her go with me!!!! ;D

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What was that one again?
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it is a red heart.....and one half of it is the profile of the man in the moon...done in blue

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And it's all my fault that she got the one two weeks ago! I plied her with alcohol and made her go with me!!!! ;D
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You bad influence you!

SS, have you kicked her butt yet?  ;) ;D

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And it's all my fault that she got the one two weeks ago! I plied her with alcohol and made her go with me!!!! ;D
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Goldie is telling the truth!!!!!!!! ;)

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You bad influence you!

SS, have you kicked her butt yet?  ;) ;D
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I know! I'm the bad older sister!! But now we have matching tattoos in the same place!!

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it is a red heart.....and one half of it is the profile of the man in the moon...done in blue
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Coool. I envisioned a bleeding rose as one of your next ones. The angel idea is very cool too.

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You bad influence you!

SS, have you kicked her butt yet?  ;) ;D
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If I could only kick my aching, hurting leg that high!

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Coool. I envisioned a bleeding rose as one of your next ones. The angel idea is very cool too.
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Hairspray, you will have to come and help me take her to the tattoo place again. I don't think that I can convince her to do it again!!!

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Coool. I envisioned a bleeding rose as one of your next ones. The angel idea is very cool too.
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Even though TV9 picked on me about it.....I still want my barcode! ::)

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Coool. I envisioned a bleeding rose as one of your next ones. The angel idea is very cool too.
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Oh LOL !

I thought you said "Bleeding Nose" the first time I read it !

Then I saw the word 'Cool'

then I was really confused !

FB  ;D

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Hairspray, you will have to come and help me take her to the tattoo place again. I don't think that I can convince her to do it again!!!
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Maybe if something hadn't happened to my tat and got infected!!! ;)

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Oh LOL !

I thought you said "Bleeding Nose" the first time I read it !

Then I saw the word 'Cool'

then I was really confused !

FB  ;D
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Oh, LOL!!!! Yeah! I didn't see that comin'.  :D ;D

SS, NO BARCODE!!!

Goldie, don't you let her do that. She'll look like a marked prisoner.  :P

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How about:
50u+}{3r|\| 5p1+|=1r3?  ;)
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Speak english to me IG... ;)

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Maybe if something hadn't happened to my tat and got infected!!! ;)
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Rubbing Alcohol!!!

Be brave and swab it on. It's a miracle cure. Oh, and two aspirin.  ;)

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SS, NO BARCODE!!!

Goldie, don't you let her do that. She'll look like a marked prisoner.  :P
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It won't be where you can see it! ;)

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Rubbing Alcohol!!!

Be brave and swab it on. It's a miracle cure. Oh, and two aspirin.  ;)
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the artist told me Listerine and neosporin....so far so good!

Alcohol??  NO WAY!!!!!!! :o :o

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It won't be where you can see it! ;)
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Don't make me get the belt, young'un.

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Speak english to me IG... ;)
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Alright SS !  A little victory for we 'Non-Codists' out there..... ;D

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Alright SS !  A little victory for we 'Non-Codists' out there..... ;D
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Thanks Fuss....maybe we need to start a thread about that!!! ;D

"Speakey de English"

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Maybe if something hadn't happened to my tat and got infected!!! ;)
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I wouldn't have idea what you were talking about? ;)

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I wouldn't have idea what you were talking about? ;)
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I hate to call my sister a Liar.......LIAR!!!!!!!! ;D

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I hate to call my sister a Liar.......LIAR!!!!!!!! ;D
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who me??http://www.plauder-smilies.de/angel2.gif

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SS, Oops! I just pulled a TB!  ;D

I wanna tatoo now!  :-[  :D

I'll go with the 2 of you one of these years!  :D
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OK! I"m ready for another one when you are!!

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who me??http://www.plauder-smilies.de/angel2.gif
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http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif

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We can beat each other up if we get botched!  ;D
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The artists are really good at the place where we went so I don't think that they would botch anything!

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http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif
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Yes ss, that is you!!! This is me-http://www.plauder-smilies.de/angel2.gifme!!

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The artists are really good at the place where we went so I don't think that they would botch anything!
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Well then, That's a relief.

Hey!!!!

TV9's in the house!

I wonder if he has any tats?

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TV9's in the house!

I wonder if he has any tats?
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He does....a music note

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Yes ss, that is you!!! This is me-http://www.plauder-smilies.de/angel2.gifme!!
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::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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He does....a music note
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And where is this alleged music note?

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And where is this alleged music note?
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:-X :-X

I keep secrets!!!!! ;)

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:-X :-X

I keep secrets!!!!! ;)
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Didn't realize you were THAT close.  ;D

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Didn't realize you were THAT close.  ;D
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Read his sig line!!! ;D

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Ok boys and girls, it's been fun but now I have to go pretend to do some work tonight!
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Pretend hard!! ;)

bye sissy!!!!!!

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Read his sig line!!! ;D
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WOW! :o :-X :o

Talk about shock!

Mystery Woman's outta there....

SouthernSpitfire's TV9's New Master! You go girl.  8)

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Ok boys and girls, it's been fun but now I have to go pretend to do some work tonight!
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Good night at work!  :)

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WOW! :o :-X :o

Talk about shock!

Mystery Woman's outta there....

SouthernSpitfire's TV9's New Master! You go girl.  8)
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I am good! ;)

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I am good! ;)
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I'm sure you are.  ;) :)

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Give my regards to TV9, if he ever comes around.
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he is reading closely!!!

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My tat is a secret, very rarely revealed.  ;-)

Planning on getting another, but it's been being planned for years, and hasn't happened yet.  And I don't like plain old everyday ones...
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I know where it is......wanna play "where is TV9's tat??"

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You know I'd love to add Southernspitfire and goldie to my harem, but I do have a rule against accepting ladies who are known to have tattoos (remember, tattooed ladies turn me off!)  Sorry, girls…
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tattoos or not.....I will never belong in any mans harem

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tattoos or not.....I will never belong in any mans harem
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You got it, baby!  But you're the master over TV9…  ;D

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Which CD was it, WL? Just curious...
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It's a country CD, Bobo!!  :o  By Tim Mcgraw, if you have heard of him. "Set This Circus Down".

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tattoos or not.....I will never belong in any mans harem
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Feels the same as ^ and has my own harem of one...she's all I need  :-*

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Feels the same as ^ and has my own harem of one...she's all I need  :-*
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You know I'd love to add Southernspitfire and goldie to my harem, but I do have a rule against accepting ladies who are known to have tattoos (remember, tattooed ladies turn me off!)  Sorry, girls…
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That's ok, CD. I'm not interested in being in anyone's harem right now, especially yours. I'm going to enjoy being single for a long long time! Besides that, I'd take my tattoos over any man anyday!!!

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That's ok, CD. I'm not interested in being in anyone's harem right now, especially yours. I'm going to enjoy being single for a long long time! Besides that, I'd take my tattoos over any man anyday!!!
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Amen to that, sister!!!!!!!!! ;D

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Well, if ^^ and ^^^ want someone in their harem, then their only choice is Wicked Lester, the birthday boy!  They talk about him a lot…
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That is true, Lester is a very good friend of mine! And I have the tendency to talk about my good friends alot!!!

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Talk about a one-two tag-team 8)
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Us crazy redneck girls have to stick together! ;D

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Talk about a one-two tag-team 8)
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That's right, TB...We can be your worst nightmare!  ;D

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That's right, TB...We can be your worst nightmare!  ;D
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Or your sweetest dream! 8)

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I don't know where females get the idea that I'm dangerous. A juvenile record doesn't count, right? I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way 8)

I'm a lover not a fighter :) :D ;D 8)

Oh yeah, and that stalking incident doesn't count. I was being shy, that's all ;)
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no, the juvenile record is erased when you turn 18, right?  ;)

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I used to watch Law And Order (therefore, I know a lot about the law ;D ) and it's not exactly "erased," but "sealed."
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well that is close enough!! But what is this about stalking?  ;D

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I was just being shy. Who said anything about stalking ??? ;)
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You are sneaky!!  ;D Good thing I replied with a quote!

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Rats :P Okay, but if you had seen this girl - she was arrestingly AND intimidatingly beautiful - you would understand...
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Maybe so...I guess she would have had to been pretty special to be stalking her and getting arrested for it!!

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Rats :P Okay, but if you had seen this girl - she was arrestingly AND intimidatingly beautiful - you would understand...
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catch word being "arrestingly"

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Rats :P Okay, but if you had seen this girl - she was arrestingly AND intimidatingly beautiful - you would understand...
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Oh great! I am going to Magic Mountain with a stalker! My mother's worst nightmare is coming true! ::) It'll be the trunk yet.... :P

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Oooh, now THAT'S funny, in a subliminaly Freudian kind of way :) :D ;D
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why thank you...I think! ;)

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Oh no, you don't have to worry about that. I said she was beautiful :) :D ;D Bwahaha. I crack myself up, but I've never pushed... no sireee ;) Okay. There must be a lack of oxygen in this floor or something ???
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Insulted by two men in the same day! ;D Okay, I'm off to play somewhere where I am appreciated...::)

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Insulted by two men in the same day! ;D Okay, I'm off to play somewhere where I am appreciated...::)
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Poor Zella! She is never appreciated!

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You guys DO know that was tongue in cheek ??? The idea that I really meant it is just unfathomable :o
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I did!! I was just joking too!!

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... and we both should be flattered to be called "men."
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Honey, you can definitely count yourself a man among men! :)

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But I am posting... it is just no often!
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Then just what are you doing anyway?  ;)

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Poor Zella! She is never appreciated!
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Don't worry on Zella's account! She is appreciated just fine! :)

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Then just what are you doing anyway?  ;)
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Reading!!!  ;D

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Don't worry on Zella's account! She is appreciated just fine! :)
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I'm not worrying at all! I know that you can take care of yourself!!

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I'm not worrying at all! I know that you can take care of yourself!!
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Just in case, can I give Don a big whomp on the head? ;D

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If you want to whomp him for me, go right ahead!  ;D

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If you want to whomp him for me, go right ahead!  ;D
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I'm too weak to whomp anyone, but either RockandRoll or Fussy can. ;D

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Ok, you volunteer to whomp him but not for me? I think that my feelings are hurt, IG!

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Ok, you volunteer to whomp him but not for me? I think that my feelings are hurt, IG!
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Sorry, goldie. But I couldn't whomp a fly. I was j/k regarding whomping Don for Zella.
BTW, what do you want me to whomp Don for you? I missed the big argument with your sister and Don. :-/

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He was badmouthing the fact that ss and I have tattoos and we couldn't (and wouldn't) join his harem! I think that I can handle him myself but since you were offering, I was gonna take you up on it!  ;D

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I don't want a harem......I don't believe in "keeping" people! ;D
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Like I said, I have a Harem of One, but she stays because we're in love.

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Your not trying to build a lesbian harem, are you? ;D

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I have form a "Voluntary Harem of One."  She can leave or stay, but it's only with her that I love to be with.

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OK, ss and goldie, I'm sorry, but remember, I find tattooed women a turn-off.  You ladies are free to do with your bodies what you wish, but remember, there are men out there who don't like tattooed ladies…
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And there are alot of men that do!

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OK, ss and goldie, I'm sorry, but remember, I find tattooed women a turn-off.  You ladies are free to do with your bodies what you wish, but remember, there are men out there who don't like tattooed ladies…
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Well I don't care if you like my tattoos or not. I wanted them and I like them and like ss said, there are alot of men who also like them! Besides that, I spent too many years doing what a man wanted me to so now I'm doing what I want to and it happens to include getting tattoos!!

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Tattoo You (Rolling Stones) SS & AU  :)
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Thanks FB!! I love it!!!

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Tattoos are like anything else. If there done with class, I personally, find them a turn on!!
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Thanks Hoss....and I do think mine are very classy!

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< Turned on!!  ;) (wrong thread AGAIN)
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I guess no one was gonna post after this! ;D

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Yeah Bobo.....any old excuse to get those clothes off!
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It's sunny up here in Indy. Wish you were here, Jessica. :)
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I wish I was too! It's been raining nonstop for the past 5 hours!

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Well, it's 70° F here and they expect rain on Sunday…
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So, is that a good omen or bad for WV against BC? ???
Oooops, wrong worthless thread, Zella. ;)

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Hello boys and girls. Can you say "Aries agitator"? I knew you could... ;)

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Hello boys and girls. Can you say "Aries agitator"? I knew you could... ;)
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Stick Zella in the washer! LOL!  ;D The Pisces Joker strikes again!
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I'll let Zella handle this. I hope she doesn't stuff you in the washer. :-/

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It's a joke!  Agitator…washer…get it?  (Please don't be mad at me, Zella!  It's a joke!  Remember when Pat Boone recorded that heavy-metal album and he was crucified for it?  He said it was a joke!)

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It's a joke!  Agitator…washer…get it?  (Please don't be mad at me, Zella!  It's a joke!  Remember when Pat Boone recorded that heavy-metal album and he was crucified for it?  He said it was a joke!)
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I hope Zella gets over her flu…and hope she knows that it was a joke about throwing her in the washer for being an agitator…
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How did I get turned into the agitator here... ? ::)

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How did I get turned into the agitator here... ? ::)
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Is a natural progression from that being hung out to dry ?

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Well, it's better to have too much stuffing than not enough huh ?  :)
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LOL! ;D ;D

This is where milk would be coming out of my nose, were I drinking some now...  ::)

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Well, it's better to have too much stuffing than not enough huh ?  :)
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LOL! ;D ;D

This is where milk would be coming out of my nose, were I drinking some now...  ::)
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Eating a really old, slightly freezer-burned turkey while watching "Cold Case Files" on TV is not a good combination.. :P
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Cuz we wanted to go out!!

And I had chicken fajita nachos!!!  NUMMY!!!!!!
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Please don't make me hungry 2 hours before I have to eat!! lol ;)
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Sorry Bobo, I won't mention again how good they were!!  ;)

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Have you notice that Charlie Brown's sister Sally never calls him anything? :-/ Like she doesn't even know her own brother's name.
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She calls him "Big Brother"...because he is :)

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Okay, but I still don't get it why Charlie's parents and teachers talk like they're talking trough a bad PA system or cheap speakers. :-/
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Peanuts was essentially a cartoon about the lives of children.  Charles Schulz used each character (in all cases a child) to sort of "analyze" different situations...Linus was an intellectual and a theologist, Lucy was anger personified, Charlie Brown was insecurity, Re-Run was innocence...so to have the adults speak I guess would render these kids inert somehow.  Besides, I think most of what the adults said could be left to the imagination :)

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Probably just as well Charlie Brown not get the little red-haired girl. He would have done just as well with Lucy. And Peppermint Patty and Marcie are alleged lesbians.
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Redheads are sometimes more fun ;)  And that rumor is unsubstantiated by Peanuts lore  :-/

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You Blockhead Charlie Brown !

Sorry, it was a chance to good to miss ! - only done to match the avatar < to the current subject matter

;D :) ;) ;) ;)
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Good grief!

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5 cents please
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Now we have to pay you too?? ;D

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Now we have to pay you too?? ;D
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Never !  Max can get his own Psychiatric Help Booth !  >:(

I thought of it a half century before him !

5 cents please  ;D

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Never !  Max can get his own Psychiatric Help Booth !  >:(

I thought of it a half century before him !

5 cents please  ;D
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http://www3.telus.net/public/lvhunker/marvinmonroe.gif


$250.00 Please!!!!!!http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/laughing.gif

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What is it with males!  My 11 year old son had a blood test today whilst my 10 old son watched on.  As soon as it was done the pair of them fainted there on the pathology lab floor.  I know I must be a terrible mother, but that was the funniest thing I've ever seen! :o
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Well, Dooley, you make no mention of them cracking their heads open on the floor, so in that case I think it's funny too !

FB  ;)

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Well, it must be those Coors commercials…
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What is Coor's you guys?
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Coor's is a brand of beer, Dooley  :)

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Coor's is a brand of beer, Dooley  :)
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Thanks FB.  I'm still laughing BTW ;D That poor little rodent!

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Thanks FB.  I'm still laughing BTW ;D That poor little rodent!
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In a wierd sort of way - it had it's revenge though huh ?  ;)

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In a wierd sort of way - it had it's revenge though huh ?  ;)
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Oh, you're right about that!  It'll never fear doomsday again!

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BTW, how about handicapped rodents?! :D
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Indy, are you specifically referring to ones suffering from burns and shock ?  ;)

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Remember, Friends comes on Thursdays at 8:00 PM.
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RiceCube needs to tune in if it's a new episode... ;)

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Indy - who are these 'Twins' that keep getting mentioned in various threads ?

Poor Aussie needs some background here  :D

I keep thinking Arnold and Danny and I'm sure that's not to who you refer......
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Was I way off thinking Rice was talking about breasts when he was referring to the "twins"? :o

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Was I way off thinking Rice was talking about breasts when he was referring to the "twins"? :o
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So, are you going to change the name of this to worthless Breasts?
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The "cool down" here in CA has ended. It is once again in the 90s -- warm enough to dispense with clothes! :o
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:P :P :P ;D

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:P :P :P ;D
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Hmmmmm..... lunchtime, is it? ;)

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Hmmmmm..... lunchtime, is it? ;)
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Sprung !  Hee hee !

Chicken Roll, Small Chips, Small Gravy and Can of Ice Cold Coke

Mmmmmmmm  ;)

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Sprung !  Hee hee !

Chicken Roll, Small Chips, Small Gravy and Can of Ice Cold Coke

Mmmmmmmm  ;)
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What? No lamb and vegemite? :o