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Subject: Haiku #3!
#2 is locked
So I will start #3
Hope to see you here!
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Here I am D J
Posting post as requested
Did not disappoint
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I have to say this
Is much shorter than what I
Was writing elsewhere... :)
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Posted to code thread
Can type code; can't read so well
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Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I have no more work.
I have to wait for the mail.
Not good for Wednesday.
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Take a break Indy.
Don't complain 'bout lack of work.
Blessing in disguise.
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I would love no work
On a day with no duress
But it's Uncle Sam. :(
(Know whut I mean)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I started the last.
Didn't want to start the new.
Thanks, DJ Midas.
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You're welcome, Crazy.
Thought that I should keep haiku
Live among penguins
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
All gif files not
Working; insist on op'ning
In stupid WordPad! >:(
My computer tech
Is lax today; and must be
Punished severely! :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Give 30 lashes
With a wet noodle today
So tech doesn't slouch.
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Or maybe instead
Some soft ropes and some leather
And ice cubes and plume... :P
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Plume and ice is nice
But wet noodle is Da Bomb.
Do you agree, Fussy?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Doing good haikus
Often much more difficult
Than one would expect
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
It's Five-Seven-Five
Syllables make the diff'rence
Subjects not germain.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I am drunk tonight
Tomorrow too I will be
At the hockey game
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
SpongeBob, he does talk
Sits on my desk now and smiles
Thank you to my boys!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Good morning penguins
Yet another day of work
Can't wait 'til Friday
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
It once again is safe
To venture into haiku
Indy is sleeping! ::)
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And away we go
It won't hurt Indy it won't
What Indy don't know...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
What Indy don't know
He can't comment on; but he
Likes to speculate... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
A speculator
Sounds like an instrument of
Examination :o
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Ouch! It would have to
Be well padded then! --this said
Instrument of spec! ;;
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Fussy makes me laugh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hee hee hee hee hee
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Lucky us guys don't have
to 'speculate', or we would
Not be laughing hey ?
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That is very true
Speculation doesn't sound
Very fun at all
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Lie back, spread your legs
And think of England doesn't
Quite make up for it....
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I shouldn't read these
While trying to drink coffee
Keyboard needs cleaning
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Wow! Get distracted
Elsewhere for a few minutes
And look what I miss! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Doctor Fuss says it's
A tough job but somebody
Has to do it.....Nurse !
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Or the nurse's aid
For 13 pages at least
Oh! Oh! Where was I? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Don't know where you were
Here comes Crazy Don to post
Another haiku.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Haiku, we love you.
As Pikachu would have said
In its mousy voice.
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Pokémon do not
Insofar as I can see
Converse in haiku
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Once upon a moon
My friend and I did IM
In haiku for days
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That sounds like fun, Rice.
Haiku is poetry that
Many penguins use :)
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Let party begin
Don't need a permit to quaff
Alcoholic drinks.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Sounds good, Indy Gent.
I'll be ready very soon
Thirty minutes now.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I will pass on this
Goldie thinks I have problem
With my alcohol
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Come on now Jonman
Jack will be running freely
Ignore goldie, sweet!!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I understand, Man
Maybe alcohol too strong.
Spit may be strong, too. ;D
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I saw the Canucks
At play with the Mighty Ducks
I had MGD
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Prefer to sleep when
Other people post on the board.
Can't figure out why.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
I understand, Man
Maybe alcohol too strong.
Spit may be strong, too. ;D
End Quote
Is that a case of
Expectations above your
Expectorations?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Phil the mad punster
Strikes again, is a credit
To we punsters all
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
And had you noticed
"A rag man"'s an anagram
Of an anagram
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
No, but I had seen
That I was being joshed in
"Aussie Ettiquette"...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
That was a great thread!!
It really hit home for me.
Just like around here. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Etiquette is not
Something I associate
With Australians
But FBVP,
For you, I'll have to try to
Make an exception
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I shall have to show
You what to do with the rough
End of pineapple ;D
(hee hee - there's some nice ettiquette !)
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Pineapple makes me
Think of that old song by the
B-52's! Ha!
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Take rough with the smooth
Though when it's a pineapple
There isn't much smooth
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Pineapple makes me
Think of that old song by the
B-52's! Ha!
End Quote
Love Shack ??? :o
Ouch ! Kinky :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Love Shack ??? :o
Ouch ! Kinky :P
End Quote
I find I cannot
Do Haiku anymore and
Not be all naughty! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
What do you mean Zed
Anymore, that is the wrong tense
For sure I'm thinking
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
And now this thread has
Gone berserk. I leave and there's
Lots of new haikus.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
I find I cannot
Do Haiku anymore and
Not be all naughty! ;D
End Quote
So do more haiku
And be so very naughty
We won't mind, I'm sure
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
And now this thread has
Gone berserk. I leave and there's
Lots of new haikus.
End Quote
Beserk is a great word
Like Annihilate it is
Very descriptive
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
A place for filthy
Haikus? Try Chuck's site WhatFreaks
dot com. A lot there.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Bye everybody
I'm off home for the weekend
Be good without me
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Have a nice one, Phil!
I am soon to follow suit
DJing tonight
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
How about a real haiku for a change?
Hoping and dreaming
Takes a lot of energy;
Drains away the soul...
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Not for me, Zella.
Hoping and dreaming are tools
For all God's children.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
southernspitfire and
Zella were on line when I was
Posted when I left.
Crazy Don needs sleep.
Can't you guys be a lot more
Considerate? Huh?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Zella was offline
By midnight. Just now came back.
Did not post since then!
Don, come the end of
DST, you have
Me all to yourself! :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I am here right now
Where the heck is everyone?
I think I will go
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Big game on today!
Razorbacks stomped the Rebs good!!!!!
I'm a happy girl!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Anyone seen Don?
Must find out if it's safe to
Post here at this time.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
He's still bitter 'cause
He doesn't want to post late
When he should take naps. 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Crazy Don comes and
Goes. Where he stops, no one knows.
Sound familiar? Should.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
The end tomorrow
Of DST means to us
Cable hour later.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Good night, everybody.
Hope there aren't a ton of
New posts in morning.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Think of all the fun
You will have reading them all
Before you post alone... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
How about a real haiku for a change?
Hoping and dreaming
Takes a lot of energy;
Drains away the soul...
End Quote
I think this is real enough...
Great disappointment
Bullpen screwed it up big time
Can Giants still win?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Told ya': Game Seven
To decide the kings of base
In Californ-ya. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
An extra hour
We all are going to get
More time to post, yay!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Except for us Hoosiers
We'll have to made do without
The extra hour time. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Zella will get less
Time to post for all intents
And purposes. Drat!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
With the time changing
I will be all screwed up now
More than normally! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Is it an hour
More or less that I will hear
Don complain about ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
As the Jacksons sang,
It's too late to change the time.
And Michael's face back.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
One extra hour
Two am will come 'round twice
Tonite for late owls
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I've never seen owls.
At night or any old time.
I guess we're owl-less.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Powerball winner
Sold in Indiana. Hope
No one here won it.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I sure didn't win.
Didn't waste my buck on tix.
Hope they claim this time.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
It's probably not
Banasy either. Is she
Still in hiding? Huh?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Don't know 'bout Donna
She's wants some time to herself.
Unfortunately. :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Donna is quite fine;
Just putting in long hours
At the library... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
She's in the lib now?
I didn't even know she
Worked. Good job Donna. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Volunteer work at
The library. So has not too
Much time to post here.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Colts lose another one.
Snatching defeat from the jaws
Of a victory. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Race Bannon upset
FussBudget by having swipe
At Peanuts by gosh....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
And not to mention
Mistaking Fussy for a
Dominatrix. Ha! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Must defend honour
PVC Riding Boots are
Not my style, Man....
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True! Can't picture it!
But leather would be preferred,
I would guess, to lace.... :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Soccer Boots ! But not
In the way that I think you
Are suggesting of
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Soccer boots, short shorts,
And a sweat band and not much
Else! Can picture that! :D :P
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Sounds great - send a pic !
Oh ! You meant me LOL
Sorry, my mistake ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Nice save, Fussy Boy!
Now go work on the other
Two threads I "stuffed up"! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I know only one
Which already I have fixed
Where is the other ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Ooops! Just one I guess!
I will go find another;
Keep Fuss on his toes...
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Soon Fuss' toes will
Be pointing skyward as I
Lay me down to rest
(I only mean go to sleep)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
But I thought you slept
On your stomach! Says so in
The sleep patterens thread! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Toss and turn all night
Start with toes up but end up
with them facing down :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Maybe you just need
Lots of company
On here now, so Z is going
To behave herself.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Half past Eleven
My time, users jumped from two
to ten in one swoop ! ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I sent Zella two
E-mails worth of pics. Now I
show my face to board.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Half past Eleven
My time, users jumped from two
to ten in one swoop ! ???
End Quote
More users on-line?
America waking up
But we go back home
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Home is where the heart
Is, according to some wit
From a traveler.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Home is the place
Where I wend my weary way
See you tomorrow
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
If I followed you
home, would you dare to keep me?
I am housebroken...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Big lapse between posts
Is haiku growing old fast?
Let's switch to sonnets.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Big lapse between posts
Is haiku growing old fast?
Let's switch to sonnets.
End Quote
Haiku and haiku and haiku
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
Until the last syllabol of recorded penguins
And all our yesterdays have lighted threads
The way to dusty archives
Out Out, brief posts! Decades is but a walking shadow...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Jonman does not like
Sonnets, but he likes his beer
Do not tell Goldie
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
What Goldie don't know.....
Thats been my philosiphy.
Gets me in trouble.
???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Haiku and haiku and haiku
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
Until the last syllable of recorded penguins
And all our yesterdays have lighted threads
The way to dusty archives
Out Out, brief posts! Decades is but a walking shadow...
End Quote
ROFL!
Is this a penguin I see before me
Its haiku within this thread? Come, let me read thee.
I read thee not, yet on the link have I clicked
Art thou down, fatal server, down again
To routing as to TCP? or art thou but
A penguin of the mind, a false creation
Proceeding from my overworked browser?
Will must be well and truly spinning by now ;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Like haiku better.
Sonnets are harder to do.
You gotta rhyme them.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Like haiku better.
Sonnets are harder to do.
You gotta rhyme them.
End Quote
Can you do haiku
Like I do voodoo haiku
Sometimes they can rhyme
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Sonnets need not rhyme;
But just be in iambic
Pentameter, okay?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
What the hell are you
Talkin' 'bout there Miss Zella
I haven't a clue....
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Sonnets need not rhyme;
But just be in iambic
Pentameter, okay?
End Quote
Far be it from me
To be overpedantic
That last line has six syllables
;-)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Oh 5}{1+! So sorry
I am multi-tasking
This very moment... :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Good morning Zella
I can't even multi task
At this time of day
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Oh 5}{1+! So sorry
I am multi-tasking
This very moment... :-/
End Quote
Miss Zella I ask,
Did you miss a syllable?
Your haiku has fault.
I believe the Shakespearean sonnet has 14 lines, the first 10 of which have a certain rhyme scheme and the last 4 having a different rhyme scheme...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
In the proper sonnet, the octave (the first 8 lines, consisting of the first two verses), has a rhyme scheme of 2-3-6-7 and 1-4-5-8. ie, either side of a four line stanza, if you like. Each line contains 5 accents, in a di-DAHH, di-DAHH, di-DAHH, di-DAHH, di-DAHH form.
The last six lines consist of a sestet... this is, two verses of three lines, where the rhyme is adjusted by a stipulated rule.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
yeah, what Bobo said.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Sonnets are just too hard.
If Shakespeare did sonnets 'fore,
whyeth we have to?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Once wrote a sonnet
As required by my high school
English-lit teacher.
The title was, quote:
"Ode to a Reefer Roller"
Did not go o'er well.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Miss Zella I ask,
Did you miss a syllable?
Your haiku has fault.
End Quote
Missed two in a row,
Actually, due to much
Multi-distraction....
Rice, had you been there
In my place, I guarantee
You'd have missed one too! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
The title was, quote:
"Ode to a Reefer Roller"
Did not go o'er well.... ::)
End Quote
That is so funny
ROFLMAO
Have you still got it?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Sonnets leave me cold
I can't understand the things
Feel like a dummy >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
It's nighttime for Fuss
Morning for me. So I post
Another haiku.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
All of a sudden
Zella is here, Crazy's gone
What is going on ?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I am here, but for
A while. I'm taking off once
More. See you later.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
That is so funny
ROFLMAO
Have you still got it?
End Quote
Yes, I have it; will
Pm a copy, if you're
Not a plagerist! ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
"Ode to Reefer" sounds
Very interesting, Z.
Should have made an 'A'
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Marijuana makes
Everyone puke and pass gas.
Ha, ha, fooled ya', yes?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Marijuana is
Bad. M'kay? What Mr. Mackey
On "South Park" said once.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I remember that
Mr. Mackey also said
"Drugs are bad, Mmmkay?"
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
So don't go to pot
Or as a fatter of mact,
Don't try suicide.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Suicide not meant
To be taken in lightness.
Sorry I offended. :-[
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
"Russian Roulette" and
"Call for Help" are shows I like
To watch, so I left.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Suicide not meant
To be taken in lightness.
Sorry I offended. :-[End Quote
It's totally cool;
Shakespeare used it all the time
Perhaps a fetish?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Zella should've watched
"Jeopardy!" last night. They had
Stones category.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Zella's now livid
Because she missed the Stone boys'
Jeopardy questions.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Halloween comes near
soon time for some tricks or treats
All together, "BOO"!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Eek ! You scared the crap
Out of me - Halloween is
today here - tonight
http://www.clicksmilies.com/sammlung/feiertage/feiertag017.gifht
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Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Fuss has gotten spooked
Candy he has to pass out
Or tricked he will get!! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I am being tricked
Tomorrow - then I may lose
All of my candy :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Have lots of candy
To give away, and if I
Don't, well, I'll eat it.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Kids will be well-dressed.
In parkas and downed jackets
Maybe some costumes. :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Yes, I have it; will
Pm a copy, if you're
Not a plagerist! ;D ;D
End Quote
Plagiarize? Never!
Please PM me a copy
I won't tell a soul
;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
It's trick-or-treat night.
Got lots of candy to give
Away to kids tonight.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Goodness Crazy Don,
Why not count the syllables?
Your haiku is wrong.
Quoting:
It's trick-or-treat night.
Got lots of candy to give
Away to kids tonight.
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Rice Cube's appointed
Himself official checker
Of syllables here... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Somebody has to
It might as well be RiceCube
Unless you want to. :) ;) :D
Quoting:
Rice Cube's appointed
Himself official checker
Of syllables here... ::)
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I'll count my own, thanks.
My words may not make much sense.
But I can count sylbs.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Plagiarize? Never!
Please PM me a copy
I won't tell a soul
;-)
PhilEnd Quote
Must go dig thru the
Spare room closet and see if
I can dredge it up.... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Original 'kus
Are hard to do and make us
Look like dumba**es.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Found lots of haikus
Online. May want to share them
With you but I won't.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
"It has come to my
Attention that NBC
Sucks... watch Fox instead" (Homer Simpson)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
You want an original haiku? Okay, I wrote this silly thing for an English project 25-odd years ago (don't ask me how I remember it... ::) )
A four-leaf clover,
The symbol of good fortune --
Grow in my garden.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Phil, I cannot find
"Ode to a Reefer Roller"!
Not with poetry....
I will have to check
My 1976
Journal. Now where is it? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Interesting form
This haiku poetry is.
Darn limiting though.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I find it very
Hard to say what I need in
Seventeen Syllables...
How's thirty-four, then?
Maybe if I extend my
Limits, then perhaps...
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Christy won Jason
On Thundervamp's show last night.
I bet she's real happy.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Who is this Jason
Christy won last night on the
Radio program? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Ever watch the Friday
The 13th movies? That's who
Jason Voorhees is.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
That's not a good prize
For Christy to have but is
A match for Jason.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
My goodness Bobo,
You have shown us the lesser
Known bi-haiku form :)
Quoting:
I find it very
Hard to say what I need in
Seventeen Syllables...
How's thirty-four, then?
Maybe if I extend my
Limits, then perhaps...
End Quote
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Indy the Aries
Will be in trouble again
When Crick reads these threads....::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Chris did not reply
Maybe did not see or maybe
Thinking of a plan.... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Probably busy
With pm's to her sister
And others she is! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
What light through Yonder
Window breaks, in my case the
Sun will soon come up
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Fussy needs his rest!
Always burning the candle
At both ends -- not good! :(
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
Chris did not reply
Maybe did not see or maybe
Thinking of a plan.... ;D
End Quote
Correct you are Fuss
A plan I am hatching now
Watch out Indy Gent! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Oh no, I've been had.
Here comes Christy now with a
Meat cleaver at me.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
careful with that thing
its a very sharp object
(health and safety tip)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
I think that's the point.
They don't call her Southern Spit-
Fire for nothing. :-X
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
SS's cleaver
Can slice dice and Julienne
Whatever that is !
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
southernspitfire has
A Jason doll. Will it do
All her dirty work?
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Uh oh! Indy Gent
Beware of suspicious stuff
In your mailbox! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Oh no! It's a pile
Of junk mail ready to go
Smother me. Help! Help!
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
The above haiku
Is an example of too
Many sylbs per line.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Quoting:
The above haiku
Is an example of too
Many sylbs per line.... ::)
End Quote
Someone else keeps count
Way to go there Miss Zella
Others come join in!
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Jetsons and Flintstones
Janey Honey I am home
Yabba Dabba Doo
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Too much painkiller!
Way way too much -- it causes
Comic delusions! ::)
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No ! Wrong ! Not enough ;)
Wanted Pentathol in sick house
Got generic stuff >:(
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Generic's cheaper
But may not be as good as
Name-brand medicine
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Guess they stopped using
Pentathol years ago. Drat!
It was darn good stuff! ;D
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You should be ashamed...
Advocating drug use here
Think of the children! :)
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Let them get their own
Right now I need all the drugs
I can get hands on :P
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I don't do drugs and
never will, unless I ab-
Solutely need 'em.
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I absolutely need them
And that I why I am doing
Them right here right now
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I only need one drug.
And that is the love drug
That is Zoloft.
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Crazy Don & I
Quoted South Park on Page 10
"Drugs are bad, MMMKay?!"
FussBudgetVanPelt
I hope you are doing well
Get plenty of rest
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Mister Miyagi
When asked "How did you do that?"
Said "Don't know...first time!"
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^ lost me. I
Have no sense of cultural
Literacy, none.
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Rice Cube was quoting
From movie "Karate Kid"
With Ralph Macchio
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My puter needs drugs
It does not work correctly
Only browser works
Thursday it gets fixed
And I don't mean like my cat
More ram and O S
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If that does not work
Attach to back of car and drive
Round block a few times ;D
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Jonman needs hammer
To bust his computer. It
Really, really sucks.
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Does that mean that the
Naked Jonman computer
Is about kaputt?
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I have the sniffles
Stupid Tylenol won't work
False advertising
>:(
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Try some herbal tea.
Or echanachia at least.
You might feel better.
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Goodness Indy Gent
Always on my heels you are
I can't escape you!
:)
I brew Chinese tea
I will be one with my chi
But first I must sneeze...
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I must be Web Ghost.
If I haunt you and other
Sick little goblins. ;D
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I have the sniffles
For many many long years
Too much nasal spray :'(
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My friend the vegan
Eats plenty of tofu and
Toots incessantly
(never understood his ways...meat's good)
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Bart Simpson : Bean Beans
Magical Fruit the more you
Eat the more you toot
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Pump up the volume,
Pump up the volume, Pump up
The volume, Dance! Dance!
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Off for a few days...
Haiku haiku everywhere
Too many too read
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"Knock Knock." "Who is there?"
"Interrupting Cow." "Inter--"
"MOO!!!" ;D Ha ha hee hee
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Confucius, he say
Man who tells jokes in haiku
Have too much spare time
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Confusion is more
Like it. At least Buddha learned
To keep his mouth shut. :-X
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Servers keep crashing
Life is hard enought; I just
Want to play a bit... :'(
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The server's just slow
Here in the office I work.
Home is where it crash. :-/
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Lunch takes forever
Maybe a hostage crises
At the KFC ???
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Oh, no! Al-Queda
Holding the Colonel hostage.
They kicked the bucket. :'(
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Had Aussie Rooster
For lunch today yes I did
Very good it was
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It tastes like chicken.
As a rooster is a male
Chicken with a crown.
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I hope it's chicken
And Rooster is just a lame
Gimick to sell stuff..... :P
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I prefer roasted
Or broasted chicken to eat.
Herbs and spices seen. ;)
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Had lamb with gravy
Corn, and chips, without any
of that vegemite! ;D
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Where's the mint jelly?
You can't have a lamb without.
A li'l condi-mint.
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I am reminded
Of a verse from Afroman but
I can't say it here :-[
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I hope it doesn't
Pertain to a part of bod
That rhymes with harass.
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"never touched harass"
You say to a judge and hope
Like hell it's a he......
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I avoid the courts
The last trial that I was in
Did not turn my way.
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Court I will be in
sometime very very soon
Yet again, it seems ::)
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Good luck, little Spit.
God is on your side and we
Are much on your side.
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Quoting:
Good luck, little Spit.
God is on your side and we
Are much on your side.
End Quote
Thank you much IG
Friends are what I need right now
Things are getting tough!
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I never thought of Spit
As a nickname that would go
Down too well down south......
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I will take spit long
Before you call me swallow
Did I just say that?? :o
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Quoting:
I will take spit long
Before you call me swallow
Did I just say that?? :o
End Quote
Before you change mind
I have quoted and preserved
For Posterity ;D :P
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Not to worry Fuss
Post will not be deleted
I just spoke my mind 8)
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The choices you face !
You're not a female Tarzan Boy
Then, you are saying .....
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a tad off topic, but here goes ;)
If your vote's in doubt,
Don't throw it away in haste,
Vote for Green Party :)
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southernspitfire needs
To get rid of that rat. She
really hates his guts.
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Quoting:
I will take spit long
Before you call me swallow
Did I just say that?? :o
End Quote
I've read that five times
And I still cannot work out
What the f**k it means
;-)
Phil
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Liquid nitrogen
Cools electron microscopes
I am having fun :)
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Liquid nitrogen
Is probably used in bombs
Look out for big bang...
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Liquid nitrogen
Gets things to be really cold
Not for explosives
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I would really hate
Liquid nitrogen then; I
Do hate being cold....
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Have you noticed that
The word "haiku" sounds almost
Like a gentle sneeze?
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Quoting:
Liquid nitrogen
Cools electron microscopes
I am having fun :)
End Quote
Liquid nitrogen
Scans well for haiku first line
And is really cool
...I have just been sent these by a customer to inform me of a problem with his PCs:
silence has fallen
Your computer fans have died
meltdown in progress
A thing of beauty
Words captured in ones and noughts
Then your hard drive fried
;-)
Phil
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Quoting:
Have you noticed that
The word "haiku" sounds almost
Like a gentle sneeze?
End Quote
Bless you, Mr. Cube.
I have noticed that as well
As the word "cashew"
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Did you ever receive
Complaints about a computer's
Broken cup holder?
Quoting:
...I have just been sent these by a customer to inform me of a problem with his PCs:
silence has fallen
Your computer fans have died
meltdown in progress
A thing of beauty
Words captured in ones and noughts
Then your hard drive fried
;-)
Phil
End Quote
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Liquid nitrogen
Freezes roses so that they
Break into pieces.
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Quoting:
Did you ever receive
Complaints about a computer's
Broken cup holder?
End Quote
The CD-ROM Drive?
That one's a support classic
Users can be dumb
Phil
PS No.
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Some CD-Roms are
As good as said cup holders.
For cheap a** 'puters.
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I need a new comp
The one at home keeps freezing
I think I'll shoot it
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You can shoot mine too
Has an error at startup
Don't know how to fix
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did I do this yet? oh well...
My good friend and I
Haikued on A-I-M for
Almost three full days
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Brain would short-circuit
If I did that! Will stick to
Short email haikus.
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'Twas actually fun
We had some really good ones
But file deleted :(
Quoting:
Brain would short-circuit
If I did that! Will stick to
Short email haikus.
End Quote
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Zella called me an
(quote) Aries agitator
Aries is as does. ;)
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I am a Pisces.
Pisces and Aries don't mix.
Don't ask me why. Please.
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That probably speaks
Volumes based on the tactless
Posts of us two souls. :-/
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Have you seen Xiao-Xiao?
Little stick figures go nuts
With Matrix kung fu
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Xiao Xiao ain't my game.
I did take Tae-Kwan-Do some
Decades long ago.
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I never did tell
Philbo what my post did say
He has to wonder ::)
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I miss a whole lot.
When I am in my slumber.
I'm curious too.
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I am a Libra
Does that mean anything good?
Don't read horoscopes....
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Good day there Grendle
I read horoscopes often
I am Capricorn
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Someone else haiku
Before this board gets canned soon
Then I will be sad :(
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Should not be option
Being canned Rice Cube, hmmm, Canned
Rice Cubes...good or bad ?
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Thank you FussBudget
You have saved this thread from death
Can't thank you enough :)
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Think nothing of it
It's a lazy sunday here
Nothing else to do !
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It's not Saturday?
Oh my goodness what happened?
We've just lost a day!!! :o
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Don't take this wrong way
But most of world is ahead
Of you Rice Baby !
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Ah, I understand
You must be on the OTHER
Hemisphere, Fussy :)
(or ARE you?)
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Southern Hemisphere
Is where Fussy resides from.
With the buff Sheilas.
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Ohio State and
Miami sole unbeatens
Left. The others lost.
Subject: Re: Haiku #3!
Despite best efforts
This thread faces extinction.
Almost page twenty... :-/
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There are buff sheilas
Down Under ? :o Lucky guy is
Fussy then I think
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Saturday night live
At the in the zero's board
Is a ton of fun.
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At the halftime mark
Cal leads Arizona State U
By four points, I see... :D ;D
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Notre Dame just slipped
The Middies of the Navy
Were tough to the bone.
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Cal and A-S-U
Are scoring like crazyfolk
Defenses fatigued
:-/
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Defense's overrated.
Especially for the Colts,
Give us some Touchdowns.
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Cal triumphed today
Excellent special teams play
Offense did well too
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I got Dooley right
Sort of, in the Guess The Board
Members game, hooray, yeah...
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I awoke early
NBC broadcasts She-Spies
At one in morning.
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Colts getting touchdowns
Plus Mungro becoming Edge
Equals Philly loss. ;)
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Colts getting touchdowns
While lazy silver clouds kiss
The serene blue sky...
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But the fans don't want
To pay extra for brand new
Stadium by tax. >:(:(
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The fair daffodils
Bloom in clusters around the
Well taxed stadium
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More like tumbleweeds
When the Colts play in L.A.
If we have to pay.
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That would be just grounds
For tarring and feathering
The evil owners.
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Hairspray may be here.
This is the last haiku on
This thread. Start on 4.