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Subject: Revived Rhyme Thread #3
Beginning anew…
I thought Hairspray would lock it up dead.
So I decided to start another…
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Right On, Brother,
It's fun to start fresh
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The newer rhymes just seem to mesh.
You don't want them to start getting stale.
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Some rhymes tend to pale,
In comparison to others
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Not the ones by the above bros.
Were just SO very witty. ::)
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All I can think of is my kitty,
So much for MY rhyming wit being decent :-/
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Mine hasn't been so great as of recent
No witty phrases to mix
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So right now I'm gonna fix
So this thread can be back on page one
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So I can get off my buns.
Don, are we in "The Twilight Zone"?
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I like dreaming about Zellas Cones :o
There you go...We're back to reality!
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Right on time -Thats punctuality
with Gilligan Island starting now
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Reddy's post makes me furrow my brow. ???
How did Gilligan get in the mix?
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You must admit it was a good fix
From the post that was previous! ::)
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Sometimes you are so mischievous,
I can't think of my reply...
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Your replies today are in short supply?
What happened to your rapier-sharp wit? ???
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My senses are dulled by this weather, you twit!
I am just kidding about that name ;)
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Good morning! Here to join the game
Are we talking about Gilligan or cones?
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Well.....on the island they found some bones
And showed them to the Skipper
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Maybe they were the bones of Flipper
I had to do that on porpoise!
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I think it was something else, the Professor tortoise ;D
But I can't remember what
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Of that, my memory cannot cut,
My mind is not as sharp as long gone times...
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Ditto, Mark, I just can't think of rhymes.
Hey look! :o I did it guys!!
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Well that's just because you are wise,
Much more clever than I
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For almost a day this thread has been dry
I will revive it once again
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To not do so would be a sin
As it is going t'words round number four...
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And you won't find me a bore
I'd love to give it another go-round
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Some new subjects may be found
What should we start off with today?
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My first rhyming thought was naughty, hey?
So I will refrain from doing that one... ::)
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Either way we're still having fun
I'm still tired tho'; wish I could sleep
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Up till now there has been not a peep
From me, but that will change
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Just go ahead, but don't make a peep,
You won't get caught ;)
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If I didn't have a door behind me it would be a thought
The coffee is finally sinking in
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Feel better and you shall win,
For life is too short, so enjoy...best you can
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Great words of wisdom, my man
Now I must break(work) for a while
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You are indeed a man of style,
Get happy, your day will just fly...
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Only two more hours to pass by
Then it will be quittin' time
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Guess its my turn to rhyme.
Not long until TGIF.
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But soon here it's Saturday
No daylight saving though :(
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Daylight savings has got to go.
It serves no useful purpose in modern times.
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I am one who also whines,
To the fact that we Don't need it!
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It was innitiated in WW1. Indeed it....
was supposed to conserve electricity*.
*good luck with that one
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With minimum publicity
So noone knew what occurred
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Our Daylight Savings has been deferred.
Indy doesn't recognize it.
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I don't want to see it "git"
T'will mess up my morning playing... :'(
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Just remember, don't stop praying
For a brand new day.
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It's raining here again, hooray!
But not enough to make a difference...
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It would certainly be our preference
to the heat wave we are having now
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It's miserably cold here anyhow
Looks like Cleveland once again...
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Cleveland isn't the place to win.
Especially in basketball.
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A tisket a tasket. All
Merrily we sing.... ;D
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A tune which does ring.
As does the telephone.
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Give the dog a bone
And then yell at it to SHUT UP
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The neighbors again and their pup?
I would rather have the wasps
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I can't even think of a word that rhymes (Alice Cooper, School's Out) with wasps (Oops, wrong thread again)
But once again you posted incessantly while I was asleep
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Don's last ten post have made me weep
I am so overcome with guilt.... ::)
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Just like the house that jack built
So the conspiracy theory grows ever stronger
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We can't keep it mum any longer!
The conspiracy is out of the bag! :o
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Now the dog's tail shall wag,
Happiness is abound...
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Some of us have clowned
On this board from time to time
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Most especially in this rhyme
Where Mark and Indy do get risque...
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We sure do...just not "Together" OKAY :o
Flirting with Zella can be such fun :D
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I'm not from Jamaica, Mun
I'm from Orstraya, Mate
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Save that Strine for Don. Too late!
He seems to have disappeared somewhere...
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Now we are not in his hair
I thought that's what his whinges asked for
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Maybe he'll just beg for more
Methinks he's on the 'M' side of S&M.... ;D
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Or maybe he's on the 'M' side of M&M....
Perhaps he off getting a chocky fix
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By some swizzles-sticks,
Is how some stir thier beverages...
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That would give them much leverages...
They could then add much more liquor...
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Best be warned: You could fall to the floor,
If your consumption rate is that of a camel
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And not some other mammal
But I'm only back for a while
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That's not your style,
So quick to leave :(
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When to bereave
And not to return...
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The candle at both ends I burn
But I am here, forsooth!
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I may be a little uncouth
But here I am and it's 7:30 am
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Should I rhyme that with "meridian"?
Oh, I just did. Well, not really...
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Cars on the street may chuck a wheelie
But do I care, well do I ?
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In Motocross It's fun to fly,
Can't hang on to your seat!
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To fly it can't be beat
So long as you in control
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Lest your life was Stole,
By riding without a helmet
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In my state, that would lead to bailment.
Theres a helmet law here you see.
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I know, I've heard on the TV.
And a seat belt law here.
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Some think the law is queer,
I hope that they survive...
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You Never Get Out of this World Alive
mrmojorisin would like that
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No, He'd probably say "Oh Drat"
But then I wouldn't know....
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And I would just say "D'oh"
And scratch my aching head.
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But Crazy Don, at night he likes to go to bed.
But when the cat's away, the mice will play…
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And he also likes to hit the hay.
Hey, isn't that a redundant thought?
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Cracklin' Rosie was 'Store-Bought'
Neil had a 'Hot August Night'
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"I am" I said -- so that's alright..
At least it's not a Song Sung Blue..
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A Boy Named Sue
Was Johnny Cash's signature tune
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"The Whole of the Moon"
I missed on the MP3 quiz...
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With some of the rest you were a wiz !
With 'Moon', Kenny thought he was the only one !
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I guess the quiz is almost done.
Four remaining last night when I left
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Five left rather than four left
Four hard and one easy
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Quoting:
Five left rather than four
Four hard and one easy
End Quote
Hey! That didn't rhyme! ???
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Quoting:
Hey! That didn't rhyme! ???
End Quote
Does now !
Subject: Re: Revived Rhyme Thread #3
Quoting:
Five left rather than four left
Four hard and one easy
End Quote
Here in my office it is quite freezy
In just over an hour will be hitting a cold bed...
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Where you will rest your head
And catch up on lost sleep
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Make sure your cellphone don't beep.
Sorry for the bad grammar.
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And watch for Maxwell's Silver Hammer
When you claim "I'm Only Sleeping"
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No cell phone will then be beeping
It is up in Las Vegas...
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Thought that last line could break us
From continuing this fun thread
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No, new ryhmes shall soon fill my head,
So let this madness continue :D
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Perhaps we should take it to a new venue.
Where shall we go, someone choose.
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Don't forget the bring the booze.
How's about Las Vegas?
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So, Indy, you're going to take us....
To the town known as sin city!!
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It would surely be a pity,
If we all were trapped in a snowstorm....
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Soon, for some, that will be the norm
I've never had to shovel it in my life.... :(
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If he did get snow in Brisbane, I hope it wasn't shoveled by his wife
But for me shoveling snow can be a real killer
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And in it too long could be a real chiller
Like looking too long at Phyllis Diller
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She's as scary as "MJ" in Thriller,
What a terrible twosome that would be :o
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Seeing those two together would make anyone flee
I wonder who's had more plastic surgery?
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But Michael would be accused of burglary.
Stealing Phyllis' plastic looks.
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Making him one of the wealthiest crooks
In all of Never Neverland
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Like a sacrificial lamb,
He was ripe for the slaughter.
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He married that girl and taught her......
To shut up and let him do the talking.
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I won't even watch him moonwalking.
He should stifle it for once.
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He may or may not be a dunce
But he's got the dollars to do what he wants to
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At the expense of those that boo
Michael has turned into a ghost.
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He could have been the man with the most
But his train went off the rails....
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And his pleas for respect fails
And they fall on deaf ears.
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I Think he's head of the (Rhymes with ears),
Even before ripping off McCartney, I despised him
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He must never had any (rhymes with him).
He's rather do it with Bubbles.
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The ryhmes above do give me troubles
I don't know what anyone is talking about.... ???
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A Thieving MJ, Stealing and selling out,
Ruining Beatles songs to make commercial jingles
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I wouldn't mind buying any of his singles
Like "Beat It" and "Billie Jean"
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The politics are my scene,
I think he is a swine
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He wouldn't be a friend of mine
I really don't like him myself
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He seems to be to far left.
Sorry, my rhyme wasn't rhyming.
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That's alright, In I am Chiming
By saying Michael Jackson's a creep....
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I fear I am about to take a leap:
Why would anyone want to steal Beatle's songs...? :P
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Jacko duping McCartney is Wrong,
MJ has no respect for the Fab Four creations >:(
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It's all part of Michael's machinations
With Mac, Bubbles, and Liz.
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I just have to say Gee Whiz
This topic has been done to death... ::)
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I'll try to say with less breath.
How about those Akron Zips?
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If I were a drinker I would be taking bigger nips
MJ was cute when he sang 'Ben'
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I must just say, once again,
Just venting about this total creep, sorry :-/
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Perhaps you want him hit by a lorry
Or if he was just to go away ?
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If MJ would leave this thread it would make my day!
Can't we talk about smut or something? ::)
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Or we could do that Bump thing,
That Grimace (From ^ Fave eatery) does :D
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If I'm gonna bump I gotta get a buzz.
That sounds like a blast from the past. :D
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... the past is the only thing that lasts
If you move too fast... (Visions of the Night -- Elliott Murphy)
Oooops! wrong thread again!
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Are you living in the past
A nice throwback to Jethro Tull
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Thats a question I'll have to over mull.
Thats called a flop-flip.
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Quoting:
Are you living in the past
A nice throwback to Jethro Tull
End Quote
Agrees the Jacko topic,
Made this thread rather dull :P
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MJ from this thread I will hereby cull
And move on to topics more bright
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Like "I Saw the Light"?
A song of which many are fond
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Some people have a certain bond
For the words of Todd
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Who probably doesn't have an awesome bod
Or maybe it's the words of Hank?
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I reckon he's just a big...yank
Couldn't post other or mods would get me
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Is that from Pink or Britney?
I'm not a fan of either.
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I think the song is by neither.
I'm thinking of a country singer named Williams…
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Of Williams, there could be zillioms...
I guess I should have read page 10 ::)
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Motorcycle Maintenance And The Art Of Zen
Is an unusually named book
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My dad took a look.
Then gave up and read his paperback.
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My Daddy-o should get a whack
So said Thin Lizzy in "Whiskey In The Jar"
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That he got at a bar.
Wearing nothing but a smile.
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This thread's been dormant for a while
So I'm bumping it back to the top
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So lets don't stop.
Its someone elses turn.
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Oh, how I yearn,
To rhyme words each day....
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Is that] all you've got to say?
You're usually so much more witty! ;)
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RnRF's got more rhymes than P. Diddy
Or any of those other cRAP "artists" ::)
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More accurate is slap artists.
They'll make up a word for rhymes.
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Philbo/Bobo may read the 'Times'
Then again they may read "News of the World" :o (tsk - hee hee)
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Where all the news shall be unfurled
For one's perusement...
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More like 'enjoyment'
In the latter rag....
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We play post tag
Where are all the peeps?
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Like Little Bo and her sheeps?
They are lost and can't be found...
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We may need to call the pound
Sheep can be as bad as cats.
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Or maybe even missing bats
They could be found around the belfry...
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With ex-Bengal kicker Doug Pelfrey.
Sorry about the sports line.
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For that you are levied a fine
Payable in the name of 'Z'
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Or banned from "useless sports", agree?
For at least a half a week
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Anglo/American pronunciation needs a tweak !
My last line ended with an 'ed' sound, not an 'ee' sound... ;)
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That would have been easier all around
To rhyme; you should have written "Zed" you trickster! ;)
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Hmmm, better than being called a shiester
But 'Z' is short for Zeddy !
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What rhymes with that but cousin Eddie
In all of the Vacation movies...
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Those movies were groovies !
Especially the horrible rellies....
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Thanksgiving will bring full bellies,
for those who practice Glutony
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That blue coat looks very buttony!
I can count five or six...
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Well let's get into the mix.
And buy yourself a Twix.
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To Twix I say nix.
I want a Rolo!!
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I guess so does Bobo.
Anything sweet will do.
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But I'm on a health kick, what will I do? :(
Guess its a energy bar for me. :-/
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You've watched too much TV.
I need a bar with less carbs.
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You're right, too many barbs..........
telling me to get in shape.
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As for soda I hate Grape,
Then again, I don't drink much soda
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I wouldn't mind watching Star Wars films with Yoda
But I'm a Dr. Pepper man myself…
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So is Eddie the Elf
I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with that....
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That should prob'ly rhyme with cat!
Would the cat drink soda with Yoda?
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I'll bet Yoda had an odour...
Living in that swamp land
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Perhaps then he was less than bland
Maybe even vegemitey?
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Good golly almighty
I'm getting it from all sides today !
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Better than being ignored, hey?
I'm sorry I've been occupied all "arvo..."
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I hope no-one's dogs get Parvo
A 'orrible disease I am told
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The weather here is getting cold
Need more blankets when I sleep
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But the cold, it may creep.
Try to use an electric blanket.
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Doesn't matter; Mrs. Midas will try to yank it
Away from me, then I will shiver
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That's gotta be murder to the liver.
And kidneys and the skin.
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And everything else that's within!
That's why I hate being cold
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I can't stand Winter but I must be bold,
It's too dry out here...we need moisture :-/
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The Braves had a shortstop named Jerry Royster. ::)
(Hey, you think of something that rhymes with moisture)
R&RF should consider the next poster. ;)
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Drink a beer but use a coaster,
Sorry Dude, I was just having fun ;)
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On the weekend I enjoyed the sun,
Now it's dark and we've had storms
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Around here those are the norms,
We haven't had that many this year
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It's those twisters I would fear
They seem terrible to have to face
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Those twisters messed up our place.
Hey, what happened to Denver?
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Nothing rhymes with Denver, I tender,
So I won't rhyme it at all...
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Denver failed to control the ball.
And Gannon was almost perfect.
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I'm really good, this rhyme is sure wrecked
That sounds funny, but it works
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But they were not jerks,
The raiders played real clean...
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Zella's kitty has been seen
It returned from it's hideaway
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Must have found a new place to play.
It might be his secret hiding place.
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Must have been quite a nice crawlspace
May I ask what kind of cat you have?
*oooh...good luck with that one
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I don't know, but it's fab.
Zella's stuck on a rhyming word.
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From what I've heard,
Her cat is safe & alright ;)
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Maybe it got hungry and 'Saw the light'
The roof is no place to stay....
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She is back as of yesterday
Just old, and didn't hear me calling....
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I would be bawling.
If my cat left me
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A sight you really don't want to see,
Cat's have 9 lives they say,
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That's why they say "What The Hey"
And make us worry from time to time
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With all the places they find to climb,
Much more trouble than a gerbil!
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The 'introduction' of the humble gerbil
Gives this thread a whole new slant..... ;)
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About the gerbil I could rant,
If I only knew what one was! ???
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That's funny cos
I have sent you a MP3 link which will make you think
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I have had a think about the link,
And Armageddon outta here. ;D ;D
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I like to think and drink pink ink, dear...
That is Fox in Socks, is it not?
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Pink Ink would make a pink ink blot
which would need a psych degree to work out :)
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But being Crazy makes me shout,
but perhaps someday I'll Come About :D
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If you were a cockney ticket tout
You could say "Wotcha Guv'nor, got me some good seats 'ere..."
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^ Has made me fall on my rear,
As The Simpsons Aussie trip came to mind ;D
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I made you laugh but I'm in a bind
It was supposed to be an Englishman :D
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Englishman, Shmenglishman
I someday want to visit The Outback :D
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Yes, I know water it does lack
But I wanted to revive this thread
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Urgh...now these rhymes'll be stuck in my head.
I think they'll make me go insane!!! ;D
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That's the condition of my brain,
After all my life has thrown me
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And that's what this site has shown me
If I say orange, would you all be mad?
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I sure would pal, now you've been had!
I'm just joking, welcome aboard ;)
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This rhyming never makes me bored
Sometime it's hard to think of one
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That's true, but it's such fun,
Like most other topics 'round here ;)
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I hear that, loud and clear
Almost time for my meeting :P
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It's almost time for me to be eating!
I think I'll have a nice big salad
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Having a turkey with swiss to satisfy my palette
Should be good, can't complain; it's free
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Free food!? :oThat's where I want to be!
How'd you manage to swing that deal?
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You know, I'd love a free meal!
But I have to pay for it, I'm afraid
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You see how many posts I made?
When 500 comes, what will I be?
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Royal Penguin, yessirree!
There's no more ranks above that
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Cool! I'm 4 away from that!
Will I be respected then!?
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You've been since you became a penguin!
Congratulations on your royal status! :D
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I owe it all to a love of chat. Us
penguins are a chatty bunch
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I resent the fact that DJ Midas gets a free lunch.
But everyone here is really great
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A sandwich, chips & cookie was the lunch I ate
And sat through a presentation
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Well...that results in lunch negation
What'd they do? Sell you timeshare? ::)
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Heavens no! That would've been a bear
Just some junk about new regulations
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OK...just a new rule demonstration
Those can be boring as watching paint dry
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Free food made it easier, thinks I.
Just glad it's over now
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I need a word that rhymes...like PLOW
Ha! I saved it yet again!
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What rhymes with again excpet a bin..
You know, like a dumpster....
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That rhyme whill be most likely bumped, sir
What are you trying to do, end the game?
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Just want to keep it from getting tame!
And keep those brain cells exercized! :D
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Well, now my prowess is publicized
You see, I am quite literally
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Well I'm glad you're not a quitteraly!
Now I will try and make this easy... :)
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Certain Topics make me Queasy,
Not this one though ;)
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I should hope so
You're pretty good
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You might make it to Hollywood.
With that girl and those guys.
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You could stroll down Van Nuys
Though I'm informed it's a dump....
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So always be sure to take a pump.
That is if you're on a bike,
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Cos otherwise you'll have to hike
And probably run out of breath
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And that could lead to death,
Which wouldn't help your career,
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Off the rails it would veer
And you'd end up in dead end street
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Is it almost time to eat?
My stomach is growling already
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For me it's about time for beddy
6 hours of sleep and then I'm up
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You need to fill your coffee cup
What time zone is it that you're in?
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Australian Eastern Standard time I be in
And it's after midnight....
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Then I will say Fussy goodnight!
And have pleasant dreams... :-*
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I'm very happy that ^ & ^^ are alright,
Today is quite a lovely day!
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What a weird thing to say...
Hey...that don't rhyme... ???
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Quoting:
Hey...that don't rhyme... ???
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That happens sometimes when you post at the same time
But I'll take it from here,
6 more hours then I'm free for a beer
RnRF, you serving them up?
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Don't poor no beer into my cup
Syncronos is a tequila man
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I've never had to steal a fan
My mixes keep 'em dancing all night
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And then you fix their mufflers, right?
No, really, do you really scratch?
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I can hold my own in a match
I'm no Q Bert by any means
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I'd love to see you behind the scenes
Always wanted to see how that's done
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You could demo at Mars Music; I know they have one
Or two in FL, perhaps one near you
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Yeah, there's one in Tampa, why, that's what I'll do!
Is it hard to scratch? It requires dexterity?
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Not really if practicing is a regularity :P
I think some DJ's tend to overkill
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Those DJ's need a chill pill.
How about your favs, Midas?
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We're on 20, Hairspray will chide us
How soon before the new thread starts?
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We must do it when we part.
TBC on #4
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I wanna start it and open the door!
Please let me do it, I'll make you PROUD
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You don't have to shout that loud.
Sorry, but your a bit too late.
BTW, What does an ashy knave look like?
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His knees are crusty, and his pants need a hike
He needs some lotion in the worst way
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Well at least I wasn't gay.
But like I said, "Another thread."
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Oh well, methinks this thread is DEAD.
Very soon, it will turn orange
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And nothing rhymes with orange.
So RIP, #3. :'(
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But it refuses to die, you see?!
It's like a mad ferocious Klingon
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And to the new thread I'm forced to sing on.
So go ahead and lock it, Hairspray.
There'll be no more rhymes on this today.
The end.
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Again?
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This is The End! (Shoots thread dead.)
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In the head? :D
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More like the heart, with a silver bullet.
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21! Hairspray! Pull it!