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Just discovered this thread!

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Okay...

<There is no race horse that begins with "Y".... :'( >

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1. I know, I know... "now I am two and twenty and O tis true tis true" ::)
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And you made me promise not to tell! :o

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2. You'd be a "dating service" or an "escort service" (*wink wink*). In Vegas, you couldn't pass as anything though...
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Well, I could use the money.. CrazyDon, meet Langdon. Lang, meet CrazyDon. That'll be $100 please.

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3. Correction... killing takes all the fun out of stalking and scaring people to death ;D
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She just wanted to know why a 22 year-old wanted to go to an amusement park with all us old ladies... If she saw any of your posts, I'm sure she'd be terrified  ;D

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I think Ms. Hughes would be too weird for me…
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C'mon Don

Take a walk on the wild side  ;)

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I am sitting at home....again....on a Friday nite ::)
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You aren't the only one home on a Friday nite!! :-/

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You aren't the only one home on a Friday nite!! :-/
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We need to get a life!

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We need to get a life!
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Yeah! I'm working on that one!

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And I'm just sitting here, obvlivious of what day it is...
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you're only suppose to do that on Mondays!

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"the girl that's home on Friday night, the boy that's out to play.." (Last of the Rock Stars -- Elliott Murphy)

I too am home.... :)
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wish I was the boy!!!

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I went out this morning to watch my son play Spitfire (whoops, Cricket I mean  :)), which is supposedly a summer sport, and I fair frikkin' froze to death.... :'(
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And how old is your son??  Oops..never mind....back to your normal viewing pleasure!! ;D

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I went out this morning to watch my son play Spitfire (whoops, Cricket I mean  :)), which is supposedly a summer sport, and I fair frikkin' froze to death.... :'(
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And how old is your son??  Oops..never mind....back to your normal viewing pleasure!! ;D
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Ha !  That depends !  What age do you start at  ;D

While we are double entendreing here, he got the 'high score'  :)

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Cricket in October? That would be very cold! Over there, I don't know... I'd rather carry on with foot-soccer-ball over the summer months, though, and play Cricket in the spring before I got burnt... don't ask me where that logic comes from.

Ooh, and we can't forget the obligatory worthless post addition, can we, Luke. Ronaldinho!

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Yeah Bobo, over here I would argue that both soccer and cricket shoul be winter sports, I have watched my son play in temps of over 100 degrees - when you have to field for 4.5 hours, that is a lot to ask of little kids.... >:(

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Yeah Bobo, over here I would argue that both soccer and cricket shoul be winter sports, I have watched my son play in temps of over 100 degrees - when you have to field for 4.5 hours, that is a lot to ask of little kids.... >:(
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Phew, yeah. Four and a half hours? That would be a strain for me, especially in 100 degree heat...

PS. Did I hear someone say soccer? Agh, I guess we can call it what we wants.

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AArrgghh - Now you have me doing it..... >:(

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all this talk about playing cricket....people, would you stop!! ;D ;)
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You realise that when you are playing 'Cricket', when you have had 2 thirds of the deliveries of one over bowled to you, you can check with the Umpire to ensure that you have "Two balls remaining" ?  :o :o :o

Isn't that right Bobo ?

Further if you just glance the ball of that bat, it's called 'tickling' the ball.   And you can 'tickle' the ball down to 'Fine Leg' (which is a position on the field)...

Bobo will confirm these apparent ramblings....

Oh and a closing thought.  When you play 'Cricket' it last for hours at one stretch......!

FB  ;D ::)

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You realise that when you are playing 'Cricket', when you have had 2 thirds of the deliveries of one over bowled to you, you can check with the Umpire to ensure that you have "Two balls remaining" ?  :o :o :o

Isn't that right Bobo ?

Further if you just glance the ball of that bat, it's called 'tickling' the ball.   And you can 'tickle' the ball down to 'Fine Leg' (which is a position on the field)...

Bobo will confirm these apparent ramblings....

Oh and a closing thought.  When you play 'Cricket' it last for hours at one stretch......!

FB  ;D ::)
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:o:o:o Yes, you're right!

It gets tiring batting for hours on end though, like when I made my highest inning total on a tiny little pitch we had, I was the one who kept having to switch to be on-strike at the end of each over. I mean, running 22-44-66 yards is okay, but when you walk it, it takes forever...


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So essentially what Bobo is saying is that Cricket wears him out  :D

:o :o :o

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my mind is useless tonite!
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So essentially what Bobo is saying is that Cricket wears him out  :D

:o :o :o
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Ahh, you know I won't be thinking that! **ANGELIC SMILE**

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don't think that is where Fuss was going with that Bobo!
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I have been accused of that before, Fuss!
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WOW !  Lucky.... :D

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WOW !  Lucky.... :D
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but not lately.... :(

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but not lately.... :(
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:(:(:(:(

I'm now officially worn out from reading this thread. I doubt much else is going on right now, though...

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You mean some women wear you out from just talking about it Bobo ?

Careful buddy, some want more than just talk  :o

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You don't suppose Fuss would let his boy run around with a recent divorcée, now, would he?

^^^^ that ain't cricket, nor is it youngcricket, that's southernspitfire! (oops, wrong thread again!)
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I've got you fair and square by the technicalities here, Don...

SS ain't divorced....yet  ;D

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You are going to be sorry you asked... ::)

When I was 15 and a Rolling Stones fan of the silliest variety, my best friend and I wanted to have a littel memorial for Brian Jones on the anniversary of his death, at the exact hour. Since he died around midnight GMT, we got out a time zone map and saw that that would be 7 p.m. Akron, Ohio time. That always stayed in my head. So now, everytime I want to know what time it is in England, I have to do the Brian Jones calculation and add three more hours to make up the difference between Ohio and California... ;D
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I like this thread...it is 8:22 and I am sitting on my butt in front of the computer thinking of excuses to do nothing all day long. ;D
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I'm about to go to sleep. 9:53pm.
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And still the 11th?

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12th, but yeah.

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Yeah. Just about. You see, "I was counting backward from the last previous..." (Homer Simpson quote)
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"D'oh"-Another Homer Simpson quote.

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"Stupid worthless post"  Ditto

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5:22 pm.  West Virginia Mountaineers lead Rutgers 16-0 at half, Marshall leads Buffalo after one quarter, southernspitfire's Hogs knock off Auburn, and Miami (FL) holds off Florida State.
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Don, this is the "worthless thread'. Thats vital information there!

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Sagnastian seems to have turned into an odd equation... ::)
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I wondered who that was.

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I've got you fair and square by the technicalities here, Don...

SS ain't divorced....yet  ;D
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Yup...CD....Fuss did get you on this one! ;)

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7:37 here and I am already sleepy :-/
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Hey SS, how 'bout them Hogs?!! (Arkansas 30, Auburn 17)

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I think it is GREAT!!!!!!!!! I am so glad the boys remembered how to play ball again!!! ;D

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goldie and I are going to see Toby Keith in concert in November! ;D
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I am jealous.  If you get close enough...jump him for me, K? ;)

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I am jealous.  If you get close enough...jump him for me, K? ;)
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Oh I will!!!! ;)  That big ol hunk of a man...I think there is enough for all of us!!!

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Who's Toby Keith? ???
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Only the hottest man in country music!!

He sings "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue"

the "we'll put a boot in your @ss" song to Osama!

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I can't think of anything worthless to say. ???
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If you asked some around here, ALL my posts are worthless.... ::)

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Phone up Toby Keith.... ;)
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if I did that...I am afraid my dishes would not get done!! ;) ;D

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Okay, I think the Maytag repairman needs work. ;D
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He does!!  Cuz if my dishwasher was working...I would not need to do the dishes by hand!

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southernspitfire hates to have dishpan hands.  Try Playtex Living Gloves… LOL…  ;D
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nahhhhhh...I am still waiting on a volunteer!

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who is Kid Charlemagne?
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I doubt if he would do your dishes. And his rhetoric would make your brain hurt... ;)

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didn't mean that.....just wondered who the newbie was!
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Not a newbie. An olbie. Just a Zellized version of someone's real name.. ::)

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Hang on Hossy! Help is on the way! ;D ;D

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Hang on Hossy! Help is on the way! ;D ;D
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You now know ALL of my morse code ability. ::)

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You now know ALL of my morse code ability. ::)
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LOL! Just think how useful you could have been on the Titanic! ;D

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: |)0|\|'+ 93+ :+.  |^||-|4+'5 +|-|3 p0:|\|+ 0f +|-|:5 +|-|r54|)?

8+|^|,  +|-|:5 :5 p05+ |\|u^^83r 600!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+|-|3 p0:|\|+ :5, +|-|3r3 :5 |\|0 p):|\|+!

4|\||) : |)0|\|+ +|-|:|\||< 600 (0U|\|+5.... ::)

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£0Ngr@$!
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Shouldn't that be (0|\|9r4+5 ??? ;D

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Shouldn't that be ()|\|9r4+5 ??? ;D
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Yah, but I'm useless.

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That's supposed to be worthless... ;D

So am I -- I see it hit the wrong key.... ::)

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£0Ngr@$!
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Shouldn't that be ¢o|\|gra@$?  I use the pound sign (the British currency) as an "L" myself…

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23||4  :5  80r3|)  r:9|-|+  |\|0|^| !
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Isn't that Zellied for "There's a bathroom on the right"? ??? :-/ ;)

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|\|0 -- :+'5  0|\| +|-|3  |_3|=+!

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|\|0 -- :+'5  0|\| +|-|3  |_3|=+!
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50rr'/ +0 }{3r3 +}{4+

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Back to our regular program.
How about those Rams? Don't count them out yet. ;)
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Again, thats important stuff posted on the worthless thread. :D

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Again, thats important stuff posted on the worthless thread. :D
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Quoting:Maybe to Wicked Lester.  ;)
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Most definitely to Wicked Lester!  ;D

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The weatherpeople here have been right about it turning colder, but wrong about the actual temperature. (We'll see about the "wintery mix" Thursday).
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"Wintry Mix"??  Already??

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"Wintry Mix"??  Already??
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It barely hit 75 degrees here today! Brrrrrr....! :P
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I love the cold weather...but it is WAY to soon for any winter weather....hope you don't get it IG...but keep it up there if you do! :D
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I boiled me a$$ off here today - you guys are LUCKY.....
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just a few short months ago...you were b!tching about the cold!! You aussies...you are never happy!!! ;D ;D

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just a few short months ago...you were b!tching about the cold!! You aussies...you are never happy!!! ;D ;D
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Au contraire SS !

I may have said it was cold, even very cold, and uncomfortable - but bitch about it ?  I couldn't do that when I know there is eight months of blazing heat and humidity around the corner....

Gimme a case of frostbite any day !  ;)

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but bitch about it ?  
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Oh GOOD GRIEF !   >:( ::) ::) ::) ::)

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just a few short months ago...you were b!tching about the cold!! You aussies...you are never happy!!! ;D ;D
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Hey that doesn't apply to all. I believe to live as mother nature intends. If she wants hot-I heat if she wants cold-I freeze.It makes no difference to me......(must be why I am against daylight saving)

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Oh GOOD GRIEF !   >:( ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Censors Fuss...watch you mouth!!!!!  LOL!!! ;D

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Censors Fuss...watch you mouth!!!!!  LOL!!! ;D
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Aussie-Potty-Mouth strikes again

Unless of course one can't say Potty either...?

PottyPottyPottyPottyPottyPottyPottyPottyPotty

Hmmmm that works !  :)

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I'm nearly drowning in the pouring rain… (Vanity Fare, "Hitchin' a Ride," 1970)

Oops, wrong thread again!
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So... who do I have to flirt with around here to get put in somebody's signature line? ;) :o :D
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thought #3: my crazy mother thinks I might be going to Magic Mountain with psycho killers... ::) She made me promise to phone her as soon as I was safely home... :P
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Wouldn't it be too late by then?
Love,
One of the Psycho Killers (Qu'est Que C'est?)

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Wouldn't it be too late by then?
Love,
One of the Psycho Killers (Qu'est Que C'est?)
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Actually, I don't think you were the one she was worrying about... ::) ;D

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Actually, I don't think you were the one she was worrying about... ::) ;D
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If you, Lang and I can't take care of Tarzan Boy, we're pretty pathetic. ;D

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If you, Lang and I can't take care of Tarzan Boy, we're pretty pathetic. ;D
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That's what I told her! So she says: "What if he has a gun?..." ::) ::) ::)

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That's what I told her! So she says: "What if he has a gun?..." ::) ::) ::)
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Well, let's hope it's a big gun. :o ;D

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Well, let's hope it's a big gun. :o ;D
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Oh! Now I am laughing so hard I am crying...! :D

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I just had a perverted thought... Saturday Night Special ;D I'm gonna dress to kill thrill :o


Lady Killer
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Life is starting to bore me. Any ideas to enliven it up...
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You could run naked down the main street of Ipswich !

I'm sure being arrested wouldn't be boring.  And on a Friday night too, you'd have some nice company in the watchouse !

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I finally return and everybody else leaves..... :-/
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HERE...... HERE!!!!!!!!!!   ;D

Here I am!!! 8)
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See - we're all here - we may not be all there, but we are all here !
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Whoopsie, spoke too soon. Hi Christy!

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Hey BOBO!!!!!! ;)

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Hey BOBO!!!!!! ;)
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Hey, Luke, my friend Laura's just been watching some cricket... South Australia vs. Melbourne. Just thought I'd pop that one in here...
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That's technically impossible, Bobo...

One is a State and one is a City...?

Must be SA vs Victoria - hmmm - come on SA (as they are perennial losers and Victorai nobody likes, except Victorians  ;D

Sorry, couldn't help myself !  I suppose now that I have said that I will discover Laura is a Victorian ?

:-[

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Shouldn't have been saying that stuff half an hour ago, eh? Got ya paranoid? And/or mad?


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Guess I don't know what you are talking about....tell me!! TELL ME!!!!!

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Hey, Luke, my friend Laura's just been watching some cricket... South Australia vs. Melbourne. Just thought I'd pop that one in here...
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I think we could never assume that was a first, but either way...

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Guess I don't know what you are talking about....
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That's technically impossible, Bobo...

One is a State and one is a City...?

Sorry, couldn't help myself !  I suppose now that I have said that I will discover Laura is a Victorian ?

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Yes, she is Victorian, but that doesn't matter? It's like the old Manchester United analogy. When was the last time you saw a supporter from Manchester United step from outside their home and straight into Sir Matt Busby Way? So many of these season ticket holders are from miles away, that it makes no real difference where you're from, or who you're watchin' for.

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Yah, that did suddenly occured to me...

Yes, she is Victorian, but that doesn't matter? It's like the old Manchester United analogy. When was the last time you saw a supporter from Manchester United step from outside their home and straight into Sir Matt Busby Way? So many of these season ticket holders are from miles away, that it makes no real difference where you're from, or who you're watchin' for.
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Cause it doesn't matter Bobo.  I was just joshin'  I'm a Leeds fan and one of my best friends is a Man U fan - but that's not his fault !  Hee hee - see - I can't help myself !

FB  :D

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Cause it doesn't matter Bobo.  I was just joshin'  I'm a Leeds fan and one of my best friends is a Man U fan - but that's not his fault !  Hee hee - see - I can't help myself !

FB  :D
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Oh yes, Leeds. Got a tough fixture today, though... best of luck to them. While we've got to visit Loftus Road.

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1-1 draw, Bobo - you heard it here first !

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Hey, I wouldn't suppose you know the deal with Wimbledon? Are they staying at Selhurst, or moving to Milton Keynes?
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Alls I know is that they say they are keen to go to Milton Keynes....

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Alls I know is that they say they are keen to go to Milton Keynes....
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I've a friend who's a Palace fan who will be glad that they now have the stadium.

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Ok guys..enough...you are running Zella off!!!
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Oh yeah - she claims to hate sport - but she knows all about what Argentinian Rugby Union players do when they crash in the Andes...... :P
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don't we all??

'Uh yeah...pass me that leg quarter'.......

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don't we all??

'Uh yeah...pass me that leg quarter'.......
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Which leads me to wonder what they did with the 'hooker'...

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Which leads me to wonder what they did with the 'hooker'...
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keeping my mouth shut....keeping my mouth shut....

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The texture of human flesh is similar to that of pig. Skin products/medications (something like Acutane) are sometimes tested on pigs because of these similarities.

Tarzan Boy
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TMI!!!!!!!!!

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Well, I see that Mr. pop-in-post-get-quoted-and-then-delete was here! ::)
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Boo
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Back atcha!

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Pretty scary, aren't I? ;D

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I like lemon or Bavarian cream. (We are talking donuts, aren't we? ;D)
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talking about food this late....never a good idea!!! ;D
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Could be worse, we could be talking about Cricket. Where is Luke when you need him?

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Hey now!!!!!!!!! :o

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Hey now!!!!!!!!! :o
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Hey, SS, what happened to the Hogs today? Why did they let U (of) K and Jared "Pillsbury Throwboy" Lorenzen come back against them? ???
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I have NO idea IG...I really thought we had that game...and just like before...they decided to quit playing ball mid-game!  This whole year has been an up and down play!

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Could be worse, we could be talking about Cricket. Where is Luke when you need him?

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Do you mean talk about Cricket or SS ?  :o

Okay - didya see in the 3rd test how Steve Waugh was on 83 and the 9th wicket fell and McGrath cam ein and Waugh thinks I'm not gonna get my century now...

So he belts two 4's and 2 sixes off the next over !  Ha !  Why can't they do this all the time if it is apparently so easy ?

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Do you mean talk about Cricket or SS ?  :o

Okay - didya see in the 3rd test how Steve Waugh was on 83 and the 9th wicket fell and McGrath cam ein and Waugh thinks I'm not gonna get my century now...

So he belts two 4's and 2 sixes off the next over !  Ha !  Why can't they do this all the time if it is apparently so easy ?


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Once again, go to bed around 12:30 am, miss out on all the action…
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Quoting:I was headed back the next over after a catch decision that I still don't agree with....

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LOL !  Spoken like a true batsman !

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LOL !  Spoken like a true batsman !
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Heavy swing... that's made me seem strange, hasn't it, heh.

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What Sorry   ???  Swapsies !  ;)

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What Sorry   ???  Swapsies !  ;)
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Sorry again Fuss!  I already spent my time in 'hell' this year.....I am ready for the cold weather!

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Good thing Z is not here....sports, sports, sports!!
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