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With the old one dead,
I have started anew.....
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I couldn't think of a better person to celebrate my royalty with than you.
Although post count dosen't mean squat to me.
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Thanks for making me feel glee,
Despite today's cold weather, which I Hate
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There are some things about winter to celabrate.
I'll bet those Aussies could use some snow. :D
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For Aussies it could be still be a go
Sometimes it snows in the spring
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I wish it was warmth I could bring,
I'll probably take a nice hot bath....
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Then you won't have to feel the wrath....
of those old bones stiffening in the cold.
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Old !? neither ^ nor ^^ is old
You are as old or as young as you feel
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Numbers represent years and are real,
Though my spirit remains that of my youth....
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Oh yes, and ain't it the truth?
Me, I'm just an overgrown kid
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ME TOO!! I'll never rid.....
myself of that playful mentality.
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Sometimes I say..To H*ll with practicality,
I try to enjoy life and those around me
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And friendship is always free.
Without the overwhelming price.
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And that makes it extra nice
Having friends is a wonderful thing
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Makes me want to get up and sing,
You've Got A Friend by Sweet Baby James!
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And it's a blast to meet here to play games,
I feel so lucky to have found ChuckyGs great place :D
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It brings a smile to your face.
And fills you with eternal bliss.
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Happiness Has Given Me It's Kiss,
And I Love It :D
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Just relax and sit
And just type away.
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SLOW posting is where I'll stay,
Until I get my new computer :D
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Maybe check out the chicks that are cuter?
Having an old computer can be a drag
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Have my modem, don't mean to brag.
Slowly I creep toward Royalty.
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She has the Loyalty,
She's having fun..
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But she's on the run.
Off to bed those kids must go.
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And they are yelling..."Mommy....NO!"
As they try to stay awake
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Their little hands I must take.
Now they sleep like little angels.
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As they dream of bagels.
Kettle cooked like donuts with holes.
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Or maybe instead some onion rolls
Or pehaps an Egg McMuffin...
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That would be a McGuffin.
Isn't Canadian bacon round ham?
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Would you, could you with a yam?
I would not, could not, Sam I am...
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I could with Pam
Cooking Spray, not a lass.
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With that you could cook a bass!
Or a Parramatta Eel....
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And the skin you could peel.
With very low fats.
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Or boil it up in some vats.
That would be quite yummy!
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I can now feel it in my tummy.
Boiled eel with tartar sauce.
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Without the sauce, t'would be a loss
Or perhaps with rice and lemon...
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About six or seven.
Or some Real Lemon juice.
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Or maybe have a roasted moose
With razzleberry dressing...
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I'll not be messing..
With the meal y'all are fixing.
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Doesn't sound appetizin' what they're mixing
Especially for a breakfast meal
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I shouldn't be doing this for real
Talking bout food at 10 at night...
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10 p.m. would be alright
But at 5:41 food sounds pretty awful... :P
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Perhaps Cal could declare it Unlawful
Then what a state you'd be in
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But Cal is the state of sin
(Not to mention health food)
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But I eat whenever I'm in the mood!
For eatin', not for love…
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Stars above!
I promise this won't veer from victuals...
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The word actuals
Is the only thing that rhymes with that
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Oh! I fogot the eels in the vat! :o
And they are boiling over....
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Quick - get a four leaf clover
And chuck it into the pot
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Ouch! The pot is way too hot!
And the eels are now mush
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Too much of that puts weight on your tush
That would be a bad bad thing
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Then my clothes would all too tightly cling
Wait! I don't wear clothes, for the most part
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Whoah ! Are we worlds apart
Now you're talking dreamland stuff
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Actually it's now too cold to be in the buff
So just dream on, dream on... ;)
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My Clothes Will Soon Be Gone,
I'm Heading Into The House :D
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Just don't go get soused.
Its only Thursday, you know.
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As Lili is ready to blow,
best wishes for Les and Spit.
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They know she's about ready to hit
I wish she would come my way
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I wish it would just go away,
So everyone would be safe
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That wind it cuts like a knafe
I saw it here tonight on the news :(
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Thru the News, I usually snooze
Will have to read it in the paper
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That's a funny sort of caper
Looking at the printed word
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As long as the words don't get too blurred
This early in the a.m.
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Up at six, welcome to the mayhem! :D
Hope your morning is going well
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Not for 45 more minutes will it be a.m.
Then the weekend it does await
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7 more hours here, then it will be great
Then RnRF can transpond me that drink ;)
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Will it spill on the way, do you think?
The pizza arrived cold.... ::)
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If I may be so bold...
Chuck it in the microwave
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But it may be too bad to save
So I chucked it in the trash
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I'll gladly pay back the cash,
And ask, what does Chucky have to do with this ;D
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It's because this board, it is his
For which we all bow and give thanks
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For letting us pull our little pranks. And show our marvelous wit ::)
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This game board is such a hit
Many penguins spend a lot of time here
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Some waaaaay too much I fear. ???
Thats allright, it could be worse.
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We'll all be here till they call the hearse
To take us off to penguin heaven...
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Where we'll still party past eleven
Into the wee hours of the morn
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Wake up sick saying "I wish I'd never been born." 8)
Then go get the "hair of the dog."
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I'd have to do a backward leapfrog,
and replay 1976 once again for that Nazareth tune...
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WellWouldn't You Like To Ride In My Beautiful Baloon?
I've gotta quit getting these threads mixed up. ???
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I have that problem too; think my pc needs fixed up
Twenty minutes to go! :D :D
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Yeah, I, too, need to blow.
Keep minds out of gutter.
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"Now where did I leave my mind?" I mutter
I know I had it here this morning...
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(I was thinking more like butter, Zell. ;))
Maybe it is still horning.
Brains have a mind of their own.
Quoting:
"Now where did I leave my mind?" I mutter
I know I had it here this morning...
End Quote
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Horning? I will leave that word alone!
It is about time to retire the cones...
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Maybe use some dinosaur bones.
Not beyond the realm of reality.
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But bringing the gossip thread back to morality
Is something I'd like to do
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I would like to, too.
But "bored game" is so evil.
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But J.C. added to that upheaval...
And he TripsMom quite scandalized.....
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This thread is getting Zella-ised
We cannot let you play alone
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Or the thread will take a naughty tone.
Howcum that always seems to happen? ::)
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Such as talking about slappin'
Oops now look what I did
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Better keep slappin' under a lid
But spanking might be interesting... ::)
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Wouldn't be suprised to hear it from next door or something :(
After the wild party has finished that is
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I take it those next door have ceased their biz?
And are still sleeping from exhaustion... ::)
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I would use a little caution.
And carry a big stick. ;D
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Personally I think they are just plain thick
But they seem to have a good time :-[
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Maybe they'd enjoy this rhyme!
If they were not too red in the face... :D
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We gotta get outta this place !
They are 'Animals' next door
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At least there isn't a wh*re.
Sorry if that word offends.
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Re your supposition, that depends
I find that I have often wondered....
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No I haven't blundered.
It is in the Bible.
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But then I may be liable
To say it came from somewhere else
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Too much time, and your ice-cream melts.
I know its off the subject,but give e a break. ???
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That Hossy, he ain't no fake
He's been 'round longer than most of us
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I'm sure he'll appreciate you pointing that out, Fuss!
I already called him the "board patriarch"....
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Hmm, who is the 'Board Matriach'
I don't believe it is you ???
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Almost, there is just one older than me too...
But she is gone missing for almost a month... :'(
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To unexplained absences, I say Hurrumph
And hope those in question return soon
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I hope I don't sound like a goon
But I was probably the board patriarch until Hossy arrived
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From this, Don's age, we derived
As somewhere near to 45
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Good morning, came to add to the jive
Don is very young at heart
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Has anybody seen my jart?
(sorry, couldn't resist the rhyme...) ::)
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Your rhyme it was sublime
Here to play is DJ Midas
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Just for today then a short hi' tus
B/c I will be out o' town
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Who will surely play here beside us
But not King Midas in Reverse (Hollies) Ooops! Wrong thread!
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To rhyme with reverse my brain it bled
So I rhymed with thread instead !
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Hope everything's okay with your head
A bleeding brain, that can't be fun
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Probably just too much sun
As summer has arrived down under
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Then it would certainly be a blunder,
For me to wish for hot weather here :(
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^ won't see warm weather for a WHILE, I fear.
Mixing up threads is easy to do.
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I've only mixed up a few,
This day was actually warm :)
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And the bees they're in a swarm
To give an almighty sting
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And your ears would ring.
From all the buzzing.
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If they stung you might be cuzzing.. ::)
Especially if they're killer bees...
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And their hives are in trees.
And storing a buttload of honey.
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I guess I'm out of the money
Having missed out on quizzes while I was asleep
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some of those quizzes get too deep.
For a burnt out ol' hippie.
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You bet your sweet bippie!
I always wanted a chance to say that! ;D
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My jaw has just hit that mat
Cos I fell over
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Just don't trip over Rover,
Like Brian Greise Did
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From this thread for a while I hid
As I knew not who Giese is or are
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He's the Denver QB that fell real far,
Down the stairs over his dog.... ::)
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Then he fell in a bog.
In Baltimore with a Raven swarm.
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But the Chargers made us again feel warm,
Next up we play the Miami Fish.....
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Here's to a lightning bolted wish.
For Miami to get caught in a 'vise'.
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Hope we don't need to wear a Disguise,
And drown the Fish from Miami
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We'll turn them into Siami.
I wish the Colts had beat 'em.
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Perhaps they will defeat 'em...
This sounds supiciously like sport.... ::)
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That is true of your retort.
But we can always change.
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Not me, I've got sports on the brain.
Hokies play on national TV tonight!!
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Outside right now it's starlight, starbright
No rain here like yesterday
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I hope some rain will come our way,
It's been awfully dry lately...
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I don't want to sound too hately
It's raining here at my place
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Then it's off to your house I must Race :D
I love a pleasant rain storm
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I concur, if its warm.
Its that freezing rain I can't stand.
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Cold and icky today in LA LA land
Looked a lot like Cleveland... :P
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But we just can't leave land.
Did that make any sense?
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As much as Pounds and Pence
Which Aus gave up in 1966
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That was an expensive mix.
How is life in OZ?
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In the words of Boz
It's usually a buzz
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Watch out for the fuzz.
And I don't mean the cops. ;D
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That first line made me stops.... ::)
Queen Aviator, Fuzz, she calls me by :)
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You know she can fly
A plane, that is.
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So by my house she may whiz,
I Love to fly in planes
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Me, I'd rather ride on trains
I think I have a fear of flying…
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Maybe it's a fear of dying
Thing is it's safer than cars
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It's also safer than some bars,
Which if you go, could end up behind some :-/
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Then that would be plain dumb
Better to stay at home
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To Bars I rarely roam,
Finding it much safer at my house...
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Where you can be quiet as a mouse
Not like bars with music a-blare
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Me? I've never been there!
I'm not a drinking man myself
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I, too put alcohol up on the shelve.
Haven't touched a drop in at least five days.
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I don't drink that much nowadays,
An old friend here used to get quite mad...
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That friend is missing -- I am sad
Oh where oh where has our Banasy gone?
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She has been gone so long.
Didn't she answer your PM?
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I did not send one of them.
No, I left a phone message...
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Maybe you should try a page.
She has been depressed lately. :'(
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That worries me greatly
But I'll find out from Mark tomorrow
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And I hope you will follow
Up with an update. :-/
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Hurry up and don't be late!
I want to know what's wrong with her… :-*
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I will report in full, Sir.
If I do find out anything...
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Who knows what today will bring
Surprises or Sorrow
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We'll know today and tomorrow.
I hate both sorrow and surprises.
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Pardon the grammar, but I surmises
That she's still in a funk after losing her boy
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I just got chewed out for my ploy
I'm afraid I may never recover. :(
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I have a brother
And of sisters I have two
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I have one of the former too
But none of the latter
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It doesn't matter
So long as you're happy with what you've got
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Well, we never ever fought
'Cus we were just too far apart
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My brother's name isn't Bart
Instead it is Peter
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Like the pumpkin eater?
My brother is James, after Grandpa...
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Felt like my head was in a beater,
When we :'( lost Blaine Zella beat me so rhyme whichever.....
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Zella: They were both big and tall.
RnRF: What was in the killer's brain? ???
I guess a sane one will never know.
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To this thread I did go
Only to find it hard to progress
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God gave you this test.
But smooth sailing will be ahead.
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I read what you said
The test, did I pass ?
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Pass the point of critical mass?
Hey, it sounded good and it rhymed... ::)
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Up the ladder I climbed
Then fell off the top...
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But please don't ever stop.
You'll get back up again.
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This is for all my "redneck friends"
(In the south, friend and again rhyme)
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So once again it is rhymin' time
From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen
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But you probably didn't know what you were missin'
Until you heard between the lines
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I walked into the bush (forest) among the pines
But I never heard any of them fall
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If they'd fall one would have to haul
Or trees would litter up the bike trail... ;)
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Surely then at biking you'd fail,
I'd prefer to run
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Running's best when there is sun
And it's not so cold
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Over here the cold is bold.
But the sun is shining bright.
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Must be nice to have some light
Cold, dark and rainy here all day
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Yep, here? Same way.
Looks as if summers gone for sure. :(
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I wish for "Cleveland" there was a cure
Been cold & dreary here all day...
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I Hate Winter For Being That Way,
Summer Rain And Springtime Sun Are What I Love.... :D
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Nothing rhymes but dove and stars above
Both are kind of cliche, wouldn't you say? :D
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I love this word play.
How's about a corny pun?
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I'll be SO happy and have Fun,
When Colorado Pops (Again) Nebraskas corn
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And acquire the Husker's scorn.
Oh well, how about a losing Big Dead season?
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Ah, but "Little red" has more rhyme AND reason,
Therefore nebraskas team is the worst
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Believe me, they're not the first.
Nor will they be the last to suck.
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I'd like to wish them lots of luck.
But I'm rooting for the Eers and the Herd
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And any team whose Emblems a bird
These sports teams are driving me nuts
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Try chewing used cigarette butts
That will take your mind off it
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I never smoke Cigs, they taste like Sh*t :P
Healthy my lungs shall stay..just don't speak of my liver :o
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Just thinking of it makes me quiver
Drowned by all those Molson's.... ::)
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A girl I knew once was named "Poulsen" (Really!)
And I usually drink only Michelob Light or St. Pauli Girl Dark ;)
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I knew it started with an "M", Mark
Just cut me some slack here...
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I think I'll have another beer
But I'm gonna have to think of my liver
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Beer made from water from the river.
The one close to Don is named The Kanawha.
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Most polluted river I ever saw-a.
It's cleaner now these days…
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I Hope It Gets The Enviromentalists Okays,
The Air Here Is Worst In The Wintertime :P
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The air here is cold but thats fine.
I can deal with 45 degrees.
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My portable heater aims to please,
Every morning the bar is quite chilly
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Like thats going to stop them from drinking themselves silly.
That alchohol warms the bones.
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It's not a BAR that I owns (Ebonic phrase for the day)
But a private bar converted from my 2 and a half car garage..
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'splain yourself.My minds a montage.
I'm a child of the 70s, you know. ???
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I'm from the 60s ,there's words I don't Know
like ebonic, molsons and even montage.
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In French, cheese is "fromage".
There's little French I know.
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Mon freir means my bro.
I took 2 years of French in school.
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You see, I'm nobody's fool.
In school I took four years of Spanish.
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Aber mas besser ist Deutche!
Ich sage: Nicht wahr?
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QUE?
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Que rhyme with "wahr" -- no way!
You must try fahr or haar or Saar....
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Fulham have Erwin Van Der Saar
A Goalkeeper who is Dutch
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I have never heard of such
In the sport Thread I can only do hossies horsies...
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Well then for you it horsies for coursies
I stay away from the hayburners
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Gee, I wish I had some Vernors
(That's a type of Ginger Ale)
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And it looks kinda pale.
I prefer a Canada Dry.
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I must make the locked threads say "Bye"
And shuffle them off to page two...
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To that I say "toodle-loo"
To the locked threads.
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Off they trundle to their beds.
To dream of pleasant posting....
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And to the beach I shall be coasting
To work upon my tan
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And will you drive there in a van?
Or would you could you on the train?
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But I would avoid the plane.
Security is still the pits.
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If I had to fly I would have fits
Unless the circumstances were very special...
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And the seats were spatial.
Enough for two legs and a lap.
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And you could even take a nap!
If the flight was very long...
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Even large enough for your bong.
I almost frightened you, Zella
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A large bong would make ya mella
Specially on a long long trip
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Let me give ya' a travelin' tip.
Don't let the stewardess see you huff.
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Neither should you be caught in the buff
'Less you are joining the Mile High Club
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But then I'd be a sub,
Seeing I enjoy being naked :D
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A clever rhyme you have mak-ed
With a 'Naughty-cal' theme :D
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Well you see, I like things extreme,
Especially my nudity!
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I can only rhyme crudity
And we can't take the thread there ::)
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At my early hour nobody would care,
Even in cold I refuse underwear!
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Ack ! This is a thought I find hard to bear
As you are the wrong gender for me to think about
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Do not fear and do not pout!
I will think about it then! ;)
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Also to think about 'Big Ben'
If it be imagery you want !
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I always wanted to take a naked jaunt,
But I would get arrested :o
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And place in a cell infested
With lowlifes and footpads
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Them and the smell of them foots...Bads
In hillbilly lingo
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And that would be a very bads
Place to be when naked! :o
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Quoting:
And that would be a very bads
Place to be when naked! :o
End Quote
Yes - you might be shake-ed
And kissed and referred to as 'Michelle'.... :-/
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Yes, they would all say "ma Belle...
Ce sont les mots qui tres bien ensemble..."
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2 years of French and to me thats mumble jumble. ???
You can tell how hard I tried.
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Zella's chicken is often fried
But not necssarily in Kentucky
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Zella's mind is usually here on this board run by Chucky!
And now I have posted here again
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Well then, you are probably lucky
That I found that post quite cryptic... ;)
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Eat more KFC to get ulcers, peptic
Then you can bend over in pain
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Which in Australia rhymes with "again"
And now the thread is back on track
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But now it might skewer back
To the point of no return.
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I've been to Indiana I discern..
But I've never been to Vermillion...
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You and several more billion.
Vermillion is a western county.
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There was a boat called the Bounty
On which a munity did occur
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So long ago tis now a blur
It was in an erstwhile time...
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Marcel Marceau, he does mime
The only quiet Frenchman known to man....
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These erratic posts seem not to have a plan
Perhaps it's due to multi-tasking
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Hey ! Who's asking ?
I am trying to concentrate at this end...
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Concentration, a big thing to bend.
This doesn't make any sense.
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You'd be surprized, for my two pense
I know exactly what I'm doing...
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It isn't you I'm pooing.
It was my last post.
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Fear Not Indy, it was the post with the most
Who said they had to make sense anyhow ?
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At times I read them and think, Wow :D
It's such fun...this type of Lingo....
trying this AGAIN, Luke!
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Sorry Mark! He's too busy now to type "dingo"
Foiled again alas! ::)
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For that you may kiss my @ss :-*
Just kidding, all in fun ;)
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Or perhaps kiss one bun...
Or perhaps nothing at all
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These words I shall not stall,
I never meant to offend ;)
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Maybe one bun on this side and one on the end..
And some of the parts must never touch... :-X
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That would just be too much,
To resist a nice tight backside
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I will have to check the guide...
Are we still thinking three here? ::)
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I think this is too personal, I fear.
Let's change the subject, guys.
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We just like playing mind games <sighs> ::)
But I'm going to bed now, so no more naughtiness...
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And for a lot less haughtiness.
From the soon-to-be-beaten Steelers.
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I used to root for the Charleston Wheelers.
And now we've come to the end of this thread…
Go to Revived Rhyme Thread #3.
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It's time we forged ahead.
Hairspray do your magic.
For it not, it could be tragic. ;)