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Subject: bored game for Screwball
Okay. You know those questions you always wonder but don't ask in polite company? Ask 'em. Somebody has to be brave enough to answer before posting a question of their own. All controversy to be taken up at Screwball's house...
Me first:
Fake boobs. Who will admit to liking them over real and why?
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Hey, boobs is boobs. It didn't hurt Pamela Anderson's career that much. As for liking fake over real, not a chance.
Q: Can anyone picture what Langdon looks like? If so, describe your image here.
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A: Well, let's see... that is really kind of difficult to picture as so far on this board she has claimed to be:
a. black
b. Irish
c. Chinese
and possibly others that I was not diligent enough to catch. Ask me again after December 14th.... ::)
Q: A question you cannot ask in polite company? Hmmmm....okay:
So how long is it, anyway? ;D
Now let's see who answers that.... ;)
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A: Well, let's see... that is really kind of difficult to picture as so far on this board she has claimed to be:
a. black
b. Irish
c. Chinese
and possibly others that I was not diligent enough to catch. Ask me again after December 14th.... ::)
Q: A question you cannot ask in polite company? Hmmmm....okay:
So how long is it, anyway? ;D
Now let's see who answers that.... ;)
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Like I told you before Z, they don't call me Hoss because of my ears. :o ;D
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Like I told you before Z, they don't call me Hoss because of my ears. :o ;D
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LMAO! Really! ;D ;D ;D
But you forgot to ask a question...... ;)
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Wow I game for me? I feel Honored to bad I don't have a question to answer.
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Okay, guess how long it (Hossy's thingie) is?! ;D
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Okay, guess how long it (Hossy's thingie) is?! ;D
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I think I'll pass. maybe a girl should answer, or someone really secure with thier sexuality.
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Like I told you before Z, they don't call me Hoss because of my ears. :o ;D
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Well I have heard you can judge a man by the size of his feet...and the size of his hands...which make sense....but ears?? I hope you have some really big ears!!
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Well I have heard you can judge a man by the size of his feet...and the size of his hands...which make sense....but ears?? I hope you have some really big ears!!
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I Hear ya...loud and clear :D
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You know what they say, "Big feet, big shoes!" :D
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Size doesn't matter in the least, TB, (in any form). It is just that Lang wanted us to ask "impolite" questions.... ::) So I did! ;)
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Some moderator is going to have apoplexy... Or Hossy is! ::)
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I can just imagine him coming to the board tomorrow morning and leisurely clicking on this thread and then "Oh my God...." :o Hope I am here to witness it.... ;D
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I can just imagine him coming to the board tomorrow morning and leisurely clicking on this thread and then "Oh my God...." :o Hope I am here to witness it.... ;D
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too late....busted....I saw it!!!
Now how much is it worth to ya to keep my mouth shut?? ;D
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Hey! I was not the one speculating on actual inches -- that was Tarzan Boy! ;D I am innocent! ::)
So -- is anyone going to ask another question.....? ;)
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Wow!! Make one innocent little (pardon the pun Z) statement and it gets blown (pardon that one too) all out of proportion!! ::)
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A: Well, let's see... that is really kind of difficult to picture as so far on this board she has claimed to be:
a. black
b. Irish
c. Chinese
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No, my brother Collin is Chinese.
Oh, I love this question. The answer is yes, size matters, but not the way you think. We gotta know something is there and all, (and, sad to say, I have experienced ONCE the phenomenon of not), but remember, those are our internal organs. They have maximum capacities in both directions. There is indeed too much of a good thing, and overloading leads to limiting enthusiasm.
There, that should be printable.
Nobody has questions? Okay let's see...
Do guys get hornier when they're drunk or just loose their powers of discernment?
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I'll plead the 5th..no 6th...oh, okay 7" ;)
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Nobody has questions? Okay let's see...
Do guys get hornier when they're drunk or just loose their powers of discernment?
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Drunk enough and they lose some of their powers, but discernment may not be one of them... ::)
And speaking of...
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I'll plead the 5th..no 6th...oh, okay 7" ;)
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Hitting the Molsen Golden at 1 in the afternoon? Tsk Tsk. ::)
So tell me something I don't already know.... ;)
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.....I am going to mosey back off to my taxes now.... :)
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Hitting the Molsen Golden at 1 in the afternoon? Tsk Tsk. ::)
So tell me something I don't already know.... ;)
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Okay but if I was drunk I'd have said 10" not 7 :D
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If size does matter, I'm not going to tell you mine. :-[ ;)
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You know, this was supposed to be: one question -- one answer... But so far we have four guys on the board jumping in to discuss relative size.... ::)
Maybe we ought to start a new thread just for that.... :o :-X ::)
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Some guys are more obsessed with size that others. That's why I've decided not to publicize my private, uh, size. :-[
I will ask another question.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (And no fair quoting from the commercial. :-X)
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Nobody has questions? Okay let's see...
Do guys get hornier when they're drunk or just loose their powers of discernment?
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Speaking as a guy but not FOR guys....I am much...umm...better when I'm sober. I like to have all my feelings and faculties about me....
So this begs my question...do women get hornier when they've been drinking or do they just lose their inhibitions?
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I hope you haven't ask this on any of your dates JM. They may not get hornier, but they do get angrier just like men. ;D
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So this begs my question...do women get hornier when they've been drinking or do they just lose their inhibitions?
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Some guys are more obsessed with size that others. That's why I've decided not to publicize my private, uh, size. :-seriously asking J.C....! ::) (Hey if I wanna know, I just ask.... ;) )
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I will ask another question.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (And no fair quoting from the commercial. :-X)
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I don't know -- I always give in and bite it.... :o
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So this begs my question...do women get hornier when they've been drinking or do they just lose their inhibitions?
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Refer to the 70s unscrambler post about "Marquee Moon..." ;D
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Do guys get hornier when they're drunk or just loose their powers of discernment?
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Well, they do say the girls all get prettier at closing time! I think that sums it up pretty well! :P
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Well, they do say the girls all get prettier at closing time! I think that sums it up pretty well! :P
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Somebody has been listening to country music!!! ;)
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Somebody has been listening to country music!!! ;)
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I just said the 'ol Willie Nelson fave
" Last nite I went home at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2"!! ;D
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Somebody has been listening to country music!!! ;)
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Guilty!! :o
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The tongue!!! :P
Next.......
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Might be a little of both, TB.
Have you ever been haunted by ghosts?
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All the time, both real (according to my mother, every female on her side of the family has lived in a house that is supposed to be haunted) and imaginary. The imaginary ones are the ones I create myself.
Assuming you are in a committed relationship, if someone you found extremely attractive asked you to have sex, no strings attached and you would never get caught, would you?
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I.....Whoops ! Almost answered ! :D
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There is, pretty much, a concensus among the scientific community that size is irrelevant, BUT there is a 27% portion of femmes-fatales out there who can be... um... satisfied with just size alone. Meaning, there's a bunch of guys out there in all shapes who cannot please the ladies with just their MANliness :o
Tarzan Boy
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I've always said that it isn't the size of the ship that matters, it's the motion in the ocean. The Weekly World News, America's most incredulous tabloid, once ran a story about a man who has a very, very small, you know, and has had sex with over 10,000 women! But being that the story ran in the Weekly World News…
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Okay, that makes five guys now discussing inches.... ::)
Lang, you need to come over to the board games more often! ;D
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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (And no fair quoting from the commercial. :-X)
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Depends on the size of the "Tootsie Pop" and how drunk the owner of said "pop" is. ;D
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Depends on the size of the "Tootsie Pop" and how drunk the owner of said "pop" is. ;D
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LOL! ;D ;D ;D
I am glad I wasn't drinking milk when I read that....
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
How about the much asked question, "Plume or Ice?" ;)
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Either one is HIGHLY unlikely to happen in my instance:
1. Someone with me in a "committed relationship" and 2. "Someone asking to have sex, no strings attached..."
If a conscious past life exists, how can there be so many people now than before? Where did the extra past lives come from?
Tarzan Boy
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Maybe the extra lives come from people with split personalities. Okay, so I'm getting bad karma for that answer.
Are there any "inappropriate" (read that as nude) photos of yourself out there.
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Looks like the mice are away.
'Cause the Cat's wanting to play.
Da#% that "wrongthread" bug is going around again.
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Are there any "inappropriate" (read that as nude) photos of yourself out there.
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You know what? As a matter of fact, yes. One's even been published in a photography magazine. So there.
And as for plume or ice, depends on the weather. Plume in front of the fireplace, ice during a Philly summer.
Now then. Assuming you are NOT in a committed relationship, how long do you go "without" before giving in and knocking boots with somebody just for the heck of it? And do you pick a stranger or sympathetic friend?
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I have never been "knockin' boots", as some might say. I must be the only virgin over 21 here. If I did, I would pick a sympathetic friend, because I'm closer to them.
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Now then. Assuming you are NOT in a committed relationship, how long do you go "without" before giving in and knocking boots with somebody just for the heck of it? And do you pick a stranger or sympathetic friend?
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Definitely a friend... How long, well that just depends.... (haven't we had enough of "how long" yet in this thread... ::) )
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How about the much asked question, "Plume or Ice?" ;)
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Prefer plume. But ice could be nice... ;)
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Are there any "inappropriate" (read that as nude) photos of yourself out there.
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Not yet! ;D (Can't afford that digital camera..... ::) )
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Would anyone pay for sex?
Tarzan Boy
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Nope. Unless you count buying battery operated devices. Do you count battery operated devices?
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What is the longest traffic jam you've been in?
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Let's see, I moved to Los Angeles in August of '99...
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Oh, forgot to answer a question...
What illegal substance will you confess to REALLY liking?
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Yes, and blown-up and electric ones too.
What is the weirdest place that you have "done it" with someone?
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Hashish brownies, do they count?
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Oh, forgot to answer a question...
What illegal substance will you confess to REALLY liking?
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Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
I like this thread!
TB, Indy Gent (and whomever else responded about the "size" issue):
IMHO size doesn't matter. We're all given a certain portion, and although some of us may be lacking in some areas, what you do w/ what you have is the most important. Take me, for instance, I am very small up top, but it's never been a problem for anyone I've dated. In fact, since I am pretty confident about my body, the guys think my size is sexy (or so I've been told, perhaps they were sparing my feelings). ::)
Having too much is a waste, too, 'cause not many people can handle too much of a good thing (if you catch my drift).
The question about having sex w/ someone else while in a committed relationship was interesting. Perhaps it's my upbringing, but I think that if you want to have sex w/ someone else, you shouldn't be in a committed relationship to begin with. My definition of committment means that you devote yourself entirely to one person. If the tables were turned and someone cheated on me, I know I would be deeply hurt. I wouldn't want to put anyone through that.
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Good answer Nat. And as far as the "illeagle substances inquiry" I'm a child of the 70s and I can't stand those long rambling posts, so I'm not even gonna start listing. ???
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Yes, and blown-up and electric ones too.
What is the weirdest place that you have "done it" with someone?
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Not too weird, but on the floor of a closet, with the door closed.
Would you, assuming you would not get into legal trouble or any kind of trouble, walk naked down a busy street for $1,000?
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1. weirdest place? In a cave in the desert NW of Rosamond, CA
2. Swallow? (I swear I had this conversation less than a week ago.... ;) ::) )
Q: There are so many good ones already floating around I won't clutter the thread up with more...
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I wasn't going to post until I thought of a question to ask, but Zella made a good point about what's already here so...
Wierdest place? Hmmm, tough decision... ;)
How about in the snow outside my college digs (well, not actually directly outside mine, more like several rooms along, but visible from any of them :o ) (I don't care what anyone says about students, I was sober at the time :P)
Walk naked down the street? If I knew I wouldn't get into trouble, I'd do it for nothing. Who wouldn't?
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I'll pass on walking naked. Remember what happened to TV9? The cops don't give slack to native Hoosiers either.
Which celebrity would you do if you saw them in person?
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Well, if I would do a famous celebrity, it would have to be female… but I would probably be flustered…
Remember, Chucky did kick someone off this board for asking people where they lost it… you know what I mean…
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Why would Chucky kick someone off for asking where they threw up?
Uh, I think I know what you mean now. :-
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Remember, Chucky did kick someone off this board for asking people where they lost it… you know what I mean…
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Wierdest place? In an underground public car park, and much to my surprise :P ;)
Naked down street ? $ 1000 - is that all ? I would hang out in the hope of more money ::)
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Wierdest place? In an underground public car park, and much to my surprise :P ;)
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Look above you! You and T.B. have something in common, then! :D
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Famous celebrity-Mel Gibson.
Jammies, ligerie, nekkie?
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Undies or shorts in summer, Long John's or sweat pants in winter.
Is Pink also pink "down there"? :-[ :-X ;)
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Punkypie! :o :-X ;)
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I guess Pink originated the moniker Punkypie! ;) ;D
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Punkypie! :o :-X ;)
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Okay, look.... I know I didn't hallucinate that question about swallowing! It was there! It was! It was! Someone deleted it just to embarrass me... ::)
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I was slowly imagining all you people and what you all would be like. After reading all this thread all those images went out the door and I find myself starting to imagine you lot all over again....
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I was slowly imagining all you people and what you all would be like. After reading all this thread all those images went out the door and I find myself starting to imagine you lot all over again....
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What we would be like doing what? ;) :o ;D
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Normal stuff people do on weekends.
Is Hairspray male or female?
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I vote for male. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong... ::)
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I vote female. Not many guys had a crush on Duran Duran. Many guys may have liked Duran Duran, but if you were a guy, having a crush on a guy just seems weird (or totally gay…)
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I vote female. Not many guys had a crush on Duran Duran. Many guys may have liked Duran Duran, but if you were a guy, having a crush on a guy just seems weird (or totally gay…)
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Okay, I once knew a guy who was not totally gay (not even partially gay) who was completely obsessed with Mick Jagger... ::)
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Okay, I once knew a guy who was not totally gay (not even partially gay) who was completely obsessed with Mick Jagger... ::)
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Well that's just plain scary then, Zed :D :o
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If I were gay (and I'm not), I wouldn't be fawning over an ugly dude like Mick. :P
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Well that's just plain scary then, Zed :D :o
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I think it was more that he wanted to be Mick.... ::)
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Then 'Nuff said. :-be Mick.... ::)
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Then 'Nuff said. :-[End Quote
He sang "Wild Horses" really well. I have it on tape. With me on guitar and my best friend on Mandolin. We were hot! ::)
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'Wild Horses". How appropos? ;)
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(I forgot to log off at home, and I'm conflicting with myself. How appropriate is that?)
Yes, Zella, always swallow. Really, what's the polite and loving alternative? Besides, mean people suck, nice people swallow.
Their food. Swallow their food. Don't just chew it up and spit it out... that's an eating disorder.
I don't care if Hairspray's male OR female, s/he'd still be welcome at my slumber party!
-What have you done that's disappointed your parents the most?
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-What have you done that's disappointed your parents the most?
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That's a toss up between not getting married (and living in sin) and telling them I don't ever plan on having children.
Do you believe a happy marriage (or love relationship) has to have sex to be healthy?
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-What have you done that's disappointed your parents the most?
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Just been me. That was enough... :-/
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What have you done that's disappointed your parents the most?
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They don't know about it so it hasn't disappointed them ! None of you are gonna either :P
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They don't know about it so it hasn't disappointed them ! None of you are gonna either :P
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What about the time that we.....and then you..... and also the time when you.....and ........ ;D
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What about the time that we.....and then you..... and also the time when you.....and ........ ;D
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Woah ! Just cos' my avatar is called Lucy doesn't mean I am one.......
There have been 'I' times
There have been 'You' times
But there have never been 'We' times
You're not my type ! :P As the song says :
"Never Marry A Railroad Man"
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They don't know about it so it hasn't disappointed them ! None of you are gonna either :P
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Do I know about it? :o
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Well gee, Zed, I'd be surprised ...
I suppose in all my excitement I may have missed you - but I don't remember more than 2 people being in the room, and if memory serves me correctly, I was one, and you weren't the other..... :P :P
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Well gee, Zed, I'd be surprised ...
I suppose in all my excitement I may have missed you - but I don't remember more than 2 people being in the room, and if memory serves me correctly, I was one, and you weren't the other..... :P :P
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I wasn't? That is a relief... I'd hate to think I was amnesiac about something like that..... ;D
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Just bumpin' this up in case some of the newer members want to play in our last bonafied almost x-rated thread.... ::)
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Just bumpin' this up in case some of the newer members want to play in our last bonafied almost x-rated thread.... ::)
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Zella...what have you done? oh man, I'm going to have a field day with this one ;D where's Syncronos?
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How about a slightly prim Indy Gent?
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How about a slightly prim Indy Gent?
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Is that the newest question? :P ;)
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I didn't even know I was on the "Bored game for Screwball" thread until I just read the title. It hasn't had any activity for awhile, so naturally I was lulled. :-[
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Is that the newest question? :P ;)
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So someone come up with a new rude question... :o
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Okay I got one, how do you feel about Crazy Don's obsession with finding Mystery Woman? (Pls. don't answer that, Don.)
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Okay I got one, how do you feel about Crazy Don's obsession with finding Mystery Woman? (Pls. don't answer that, Don.)
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With all due respect, Indy, I just had a hell of a time dealing with Crazy Don trying to crash my threads and being a whiny punk. I don't want to hear any more of his whining.
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So where's your rude question, Rice?
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With all due respect, Indy, I just had a hell of a time dealing with Crazy Don trying to crash my threads and being a whiny punk. I don't want to hear any more of his whining.
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Okay I got one, how do you feel about Crazy Don's obsession with finding Mystery Woman? (Pls. don't answer that, Don.)
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Let's just say you wouldn't want to be around when he finds out she's TAKEN...
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So where's your rude question, Rice?
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I haven't posted one yet :) I'm waiting for backup
to the guest above...I think I can deal with the guy, but thanks for the heads-up
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Crazy Don is not interested in Mystery Woman at all. It's Mystery Woman who's interested in Crazy Don. Crazy Don told me this.
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I think MW and Don may surprize you all yet... ;)
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Crazy Don is not interested in Mystery Woman at all. It's Mystery Woman who's interested in Crazy Don. Crazy Don told me this.
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Pfft! Yeah, sure Wayne ::) Questions: Is this some form of nonsequitorial joke? Or can this be truly prooven?
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A: It can be proven. But only if one were to improperly divulge private communications.... :(
Q: If M.W. were here right now, particularly in moderatorial capacity, who would be getting a serious a$$kicking? ::)
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A: It can be proven. But only if one were to improperly divulge private communications.... :(
Q: If M.W. were here right now, particularly in moderatorial capacity, who would be getting a serious a$$kicking? ::)
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I am shocked and amazed, but I suppose it takes all kinds. After reading some of the comments and opinions he's made, I doubted very much in such a possibility.
Yes. Who would get a serious @$$ kicking? I presume it's the board member with the least amount of tact and the other one who whines a lot. Right?
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I am shocked and amazed, but I suppose it takes all kinds. After reading some of the comments and opinions he's made, I doubted very much in such a possibility.
Yes. Who would get a serious @$$ kicking? I presume it's the board member with the least amount of tact and the other one who whines a lot. Right?
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Least amount of tact? Is that me? Well, I am an Aries... ::)
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Least amount of tact? Is that me? Well, I am an Aries... ::)
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You're actually a joy to talk to, Z :)
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Wait till you know me better! ::)
Now, is anyone going to get to the purpose of this thread a la Lang, and ask a rude question? ;)
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Wait till you know me better! ::)
Now, is anyone going to get to the purpose of this thread a la Lang, and ask a rude question? ;)
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Yeah, how deep is a whale's vagina?
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Yeah, how deep is a whale's vagina?
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It censored it ;D
I don't know. Do you mean a "whale" whale or a "whale" of a woman ???
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I guess that would depend on how long the male whale's 'schwanz' was (it doesn't censor German!) ;D
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I believe the average whale wang is about 6-7 feet long...which I guess is not humanly proportional ;)
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I've heard it said that the male blue whale's you-know-what is 10 feet long! (And the funny thing is, I learned this from reading "Reader's Digest"!)
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I guess that would depend on how long the male whale's 'schwanz' was (it doesn't censor German!) ;D
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Are gonna go there again? ;) A (whale) male's unit is called a "dork." And, please, refrain from "motion of the ocean" statements. It's the size of the ship, mostly :o Am I correct ladies?
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Are gonna go there again? ;) A (whale) male's unit is called a "dork." And, please, refrain from "motion of the ocean" statements. It's the size of the ship, mostly :o Am I correct ladies?
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Madame, you seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of whale wangs ;)
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Madame, you seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of whale wangs ;)
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That is not a Madame. That is a Monsieur!
And I agree with Mersuelt 100 percent on his observations. ;)
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That is not a Madame. That is a Monsieur!
And I agree with Meursault 100 percent on his observations. ;)
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Reminder: Don't put the big tool in the little tool box and the little tool in the big tool box . We don't want any more beached whales.
... and excuse my typos :P
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Question: What do you use to clean chicken grease off your fingers? A moist towelette, soap and water, a dry napkin, or you you adhere to the saying "Finger Lickin' Good"?
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Quoting:
Question: What do you use to clean chicken grease off your fingers? A moist towelette, soap and water, a dry napkin, or you you adhere to the saying "Finger Lickin' Good"?
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That's a rude question? ::) C'mon Indy, I know you can do better than that! ;D
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That's a rude question? ::) C'mon Indy, I know you can do better than that! ;D
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Go ahead and ask a question then.
Okay, okay. Let me at it: If you were related to insert name of your crush would you still go for him/her? Even if she was your cousin or maybe he was your half-brother that you hadn't seen in years... hmmm...
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Answer: Not on your life.
Question: Someone you can't stand to the point where you studiously avoid them. Would you ever in a quiet moment go up to them and say "I don't like you" and tell them why?
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A: If they keep up the bad behavior, sure I would, but only if they can't beat me up.
Q: I tried to be different because I had KFC for dinner, so I'm back to rude questions again. If you knew a priest or a pastor who was having an extramarital affair or was molesting children, would you rat out to the proper authorites?
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A: It would depend on the circumstances for the affair, quicker than goose $hit if they were molesters.
Q: Have you ever worn underwear designed for the opposite sex?
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Q: Have you ever worn underwear designed for the opposite sex?
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OMG! I can't stop giggling uncontrollably.... :-X Seriously, yes, all the time, they are more comfortable! Good one Steve!
Now I have to think of a question; most of the rude ones have already been asked....
Q: Okay, it's the only thing that comes to mind at the moment -- similar to Lang's question of pages back: Would you send a nude photo of yourself to someone via computer?
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A: To my doctor. Sure.
Q: Would you eat a live wiggling bug if someone paid you $100 to do it?
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A: No, I would feel too sorry for the bug...
Q: Would you joust with lawn darts wearing only a speedo? ;D
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A: No, I would feel too sorry for the bug...
Q: Would you joust with lawn darts wearing only a speedo? ;D
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Yes, but my opponent better be some really hot girl wearing only a speedo as well.
Q: Would you date a guy with elephantitis of the n t$? What if he had a good personality and was intelligent? Of course, you'd have to sit in the back because his n t$ would ride shotgun :) :D ;D
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Yes, but my opponent better be some really hot girl wearing only a speedo as well.
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Hee hee -- you already did! But your opponent was SB54, remember? I promise I won't publish the photos... ;D
I would answer the question, but I am just not good today at thinking up new ones... :-/
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No speedos for real, but I'd really do it for the girl...
Q: What's your sexual fetish? Or are you one of those missionary-type who are actually dead?
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Quoting:Q: What's your sexual fetish? Or are you one of those missionary-type who are actually dead?
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Ooooooh! Where do you want me to start? :o :P
(you just bring along those handcuffs, and whatever you do, don't let me get the key to the trunk!) ::)
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You people are so *(#& weird. ::)
Okay...I like satin and lace. That's as fetishy as I get, I'm actually quite tame.
Oh wait, forgot the question:
Q: Which part of the body is the tastiest?
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Quoting:
You people are so *(#& weird. ::)
Okay...I like satin and lace. That's as fetishy as I get, I'm actually quite tame.
Oh wait, forgot the question:
Q: Which part of the body is the tastiest?
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Ah.... that would be the tongue, wouldn't it...? Tasty...tongue....get it...? :-[ <slinks away>
Q: How many porn sites do you visit in a week? ::)
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5394.
Now, how many of them show GOOD porn?
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A: None, but how would I know.
Q: If you could do it with a character (but not the actress that plays her) of a 60s or 70s sitcom, who would it be and why?
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A* : "Eunice" (Jennifer Salt) from the comedy 'Soap'
Why ? Because she was alright :P ;)
Unfortunately, she chose to ignore me in my Teenaged-ness and go out with some loser Senator instead >:(
* Maybe I should have chosen Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds ! She would be able to keep me in a manner to which I would like to be accustomed (and I could go on some of those neat rescues too !)
Q : Which two characters from a TV show would you like to see have 'gotten together' :P
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Answer-
Bailey and Dr. Jonny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati.
Ooh, HOT! ;D
Question-
How often have you surfed the web with one hand available to navigate your mouse and the other hand.... well to navigate your other "mouse"? ;)
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Quoting:
Answer-
Bailey and Dr. Jonny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati.
Ooh, HOT! ;D
Question-
How often have you surfed the web with one hand available to navigate your mouse and the other hand.... well to navigate your other "mouse"? ;)
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This was a natural extention of my porn question, right? So either of you guys gonna answer it? Hee hee hee hee hee ;D ;D ;D
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That's just silly Race ! Who has two 'mouses' ::) ;)
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That's just silly Race ! Who has two 'mouses' ::) ;)
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Nice evasion tactics! ::)
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What if you don't have a mouse, but you do have a Joystick :P ::)
BTW, I don't see this as a mutually exclusive guy question either ! ;)
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I note that Race is not touching his own question with a ten foot pole. Or a seven mile snake, or whatever appendage might be appropriate... ::)
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That's because Race's question is too Racy
C'mon Race, or this thread will die a painful slow death....
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That's because Race's question is too Racy
C'mon Race, or this thread will die a painful slow death....
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Oh...I don't think so.... But you know topics like this are positively fraught with danger left in Zeddy's hands.... :-X
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Okay okay-Geesh the pressures here.
Lets just say that I've been know to Wrangle mice :o, never on the board though. :-[
Quoting:
That's because Race's question is too Racy
C'mon Race, or this thread will die a painful slow death....
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Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
Okay okay-Geesh the pressures here.
Lets just say that I've been know to Wrangle mice :o, never on the board though. :-Hope not :o
Is there a new question, anyone, anyone ?
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"On" the board ? I should Hope not :o
Is there a new question, anyone, anyone ?
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I think we should explore more input on the old one...
Bad Zella, bad bad Zella... ;D
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I suppose Race is…uh, never mind…
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Living clean and keeping my keyboard and this board that way too! Now lets get back to the questions- Zella you go.
Quoting:
I suppose Race is…uh, never mind…
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Yes, Race has gotten rather quiet lately, and isn't posting much... maybe he has a second "session" open somewhere....? :o
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I note he hasn't for a few minutes hey ! :-X
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Ooops! He beat us both to the punch! ;D
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Zella, you should't be using the word "beat" within this thread context ;). I had to step away from the board for a minute to recommend a good seafood restaraunt to a co-worker.
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Ooops! He beat us both to the punch! ;D
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Have you ever been attracted to anyone form a distance (or up close perhaps) only to discover they weren't exactly the gender you were seeking ?
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Mine-Mine-Mine-Mine!
Easy answer- NOPE!
Have you ever thought that someone who you really shouldn't think is hot, as hot? :o I'm talking like cousin you dont know well or best friends mom, something only mildly inappropreate please.
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Have you ever been attracted to anyone form a distance (or up close perhaps) only to discover they weren't exactly the gender you were seeking ?
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Have you ever thought that someone who you really shouldn't think is hot, as hot? :o I'm talking like cousin you dont know well or best friends mom, something only mildly inappropreate please.
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My neice, Nichole....she is very pretty...should I relocate to the deep south now ::)
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Q: If you were out on the street and needed to blow your drooly nose but didn't have a kleenex, would you do it 'farmer style' (into your bare cupped hand, snapping the refuse smartly into the gutter, wiping your hand dry on your pants leg)?
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Quoting:
Q: If you were out on the street and needed to blow your drooly nose but didn't have a kleenex, would you do it 'farmer style' (into your bare cupped hand, snapping the refuse smartly into the gutter, wiping your hand dry on your pants leg)?
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When I am running I usually do the farmer thing....except no cupping of the hand...just straight to the ground....hopefully ::)
Q: If you could be anyone in the world....past or present....who would that be and why?
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Quoting:
When I am running I usually do the farmer thing....except no cupping of the hand...just straight to the ground....hopefully ::)
Q: If you could be anyone in the world....past or present....who would that be and why?
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A: Judas Iscariot, so I'd know why I did what I did.
Jack the Ripper - so I'd know who I really was.
The person who wrote Hamlet, King Lear, MacBeth, etc., for the same reason
The first person to touch what became the shroud of Turin
Q: What's the most money you ever found accidently?
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Quoting:
Q: What's the most money you ever found accidently?
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$ 20 - lying on the ground in the shopping centre carpark ....
"I stashed the bill in my shirt..." (Harry Chapin)
Q : What's the most worthy 'good deed' you ever did for someone ?
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I pushed a ladys car 3 blocks to get her out of traffic...when I was running home from an appointment last winter. Also helping a handicapped woman get some groceries from a high shelf. I just love to help people!
Q: Have you EVER known the freedom of mind that comes from running a long distance?
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Quoting:Q: Have you EVER known the freedom of mind that comes from running a long distance?
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Does ¼ mile count? ::)
I can't possibly post my naughty question after all the above nice ones.... (besides, I'd get moderated! :o )
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I was living downtown and one night walking to the grocery store a street person asked me for some change to get something to eat. He looked thin, cold (it was winter) and unhealthy. I asked him it he really wanted money for food and if he was going to stay put awhile. He said yes to both and I bought him some groceries. Hot Chicken, a sandwich, some milk, and an apple that when I put down for him started to roll away. He gave this panic look and frantic, but muffled since his mouth was already full cries so I picked it up and handed it to him again. Maybe not a long term benefit but did him some good for the night.
Q- Have you ever had "wet" yourself in a public setting. We understand accidently, of course.
R&R Fan- Straight to Kentucky for you! ;D
Quoting:
$ 20 - lying on the ground in the shopping centre carpark ....
"I stashed the bill in my shirt..." (Harry Chapin)
Q : What's the most worthy 'good deed' you ever did for someone ?
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When you say "long distance" does that mean further than two blocks to the 7-11?
Quoting:
I pushed a ladys car 3 blocks to get her out of traffic...when I was running home from an appointment last winter. Also helping a handicapped woman get some groceries from a high shelf. I just love to help people!
Q: Have you EVER known the freedom of mind that comes from running a long distance?
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Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
I was living downtown and one night walking to the grocery store a street person asked me for some change to get something to eat. He looked thin, cold (it was winter) and unhealthy. I asked him it he really wanted money for food and if he was going to stay put awhile. He said yes to both and I bought him some groceries. Hot Chicken, a sandwich, some milk, and an apple that when I put down for him started to roll away. He gave this panic look and frantic, but muffled since his mouth was already full cries so I picked it up and handed it to him again. Maybe not a long term benefit but did him some good for the night.
Q- Have you ever had "wet" yourself in a public setting. We understand accidently, of course.
R&R Fan- Straight to Kentucky for you! ;D
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No way! If I have to go, I'll go on the side of a building or behind some bushes instead of wetting myself.
Q: What was the wildest sex you've ever had and who and what did it involve?
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Quoting:
My neice, Nichole....she is very pretty...should I relocate to the deep south now ::)
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My gorgeous, 6-foot-tall niece Michelle…hey, I live in West Virginia and wouldn't even think of marrying her!
Quoting:
R&R Fan- Straight to Kentucky for you! ;D
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Or maybe West Virginia? ;D
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With both your nieces?!?! :o :P ;)
I could probably get a cheep ticket on yahoo- ;)
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My gorgeous, 6-foot-tall niece Michelle…hey, I live in West Virginia and wouldn't even think of marrying her!
Or maybe West Virginia? ;D
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If baseball analogies have "bases" then what do you think a "balk" or a "walk" is? :D
Sorry, Z, but this is important for SCIENCE! ;D
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A balk is when you hesitate.
A walk is made with four balls.
(And sorry Rice, not controversial enough.)
Q: If a friend was in jail and you could pay the bail, then would you try to break him/her out?
Quoting:
If baseball analogies have "bases" then what do you think a "balk" or a "walk" is? :D
Sorry, Z, but this is important for SCIENCE! ;D
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Quoting:
A balk is when you hesitate.
A walk is made with four balls.
(And sorry Rice, not controversial enough.)
Q: If a friend was in jail and you could pay the bail, then would you try to break him/her out?
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Metaphor, man! METAPHOR!
No, he'd probably be treated alright overnight ;)
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I was only gonna meet one famous person, but instead I metaphor.
Ooops wrong thread. :-[
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Metaphor, man! METAPHOR!
No, he'd probably be treated alright overnight ;)
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Quoting:
I was only gonna meet one famous person, but instead I metaphor.
Ooops wrong thread. :-dancing marathon (and, please, refrain from making stupid references to actual dancing ::) ), do you like to have music going on? If so, what kind?
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I don't like marathon dancing.
Q: Which country should President Dubya declare war on after he bombs Iraq?
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A: Korea. After we drop enough bombs on the Middle East to melt it into one thick pane of glass.
Q: If you're talking with someone who has a big booger in one of their nostrils but they don't notice it, would you tell them about it?
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I don't like marathon dancing.
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I can only shake my head in disbelief...
Anyone else care to really answer the question? Anyone else? Anyone? Going once... going twice... gone... will be back when thread gets better.
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Quoting:
I can only shake my head in disbelief...
Anyone else care to really answer the question? Anyone else? Anyone? Going once... going twice... gone... will be back when thread gets better.
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Do they have a "Best of Porn" Greatest Hits CD? If they didn't...I'd say old-style saloon organ music :)
Are we still being naughty?
Q: Ever find it interesting how male porn stars can "act" well into their 50s (a la Ron Jeremy) but female porn stars can only "act" into their early 30s, if that?
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I will have mercy on the man with the point (.) ::) and with Steve, who's questions got ignored...
Q: What was the wildest sex you've ever had and who and what did it involve?
A: Haven't had it yet, but if it were to happen it will involve at least some handcuffs, silk scarves and blindfold. Oh yes, and a plume... With who? Uh uh! :o
Q: During a... dancing marathon (and, please, refrain from making stupid references to actual dancing ), do you like to have music going on? If so, what kind?
A: I think Indy really did answer it, if you pay close attention to some of his earlier posts.... ;)
Q: If you're talking with someone who has a big booger in one of their nostrils but they don't notice it, would you tell them about it?
A: Only if it was someone I was really close to and would feel comfortable telling... :-/
I will leave Rice' question for the next poster, since I can't remember the one I was gonna ask...
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I think the phrase marathon dancing was used as an analogy for sex. Meaning: Does anyone like to have music while it's going on and, if so, what is this music? Now, a reply that states, "I don't like marathon dancing" can be construed as, "I don't like lengthy/prolonged sex." Perhaps, the asker was being waaay too subtle (although there's that Billy Idol song, "Dancing With Myself," and if one is dumb enough to believe it's not about __________, then one really IS dumb); he did comment on the fact that any replies to the inquiry should not involve anything regarding actual dancing...
So, next time, for the sake of others, we have to be very blunt: to the point of getting kicked out of the board. Forget about metaphors and analogies (Rice Cube, you know what I'm talking about); they're useless around here and wastes a completely good, uncalled for, and rude question. The question should have read thus: "When you're f--king someone's brains out (or are on the other end), do you like to have music on? If so, what kind of music do you like while this ultra-wild, deliriously-painful-scratch-bite-pull-suffocating sex is going on?!" Yes, I suppose that was the original meaning of the question. And, yes, someone can still answer, "I don't like sex."
***********We now return to our previously-scheduled programme*********
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I left that one, as Rice sort of answered it, but here goes:
A: I would rather not have any music playing, unless it was quite low, as I don't want to miss any essential sounds... ;)
I do recall a 70s experience with Marquee Moon playing over and over. I think it scarred me for life.... ::)
Now anyone for Rice's question? (I have one now but if Hairspray catches it, it would go bye bye fast! :o )
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So, next time, for the sake of others, we have to be very blunt: to the point of getting kicked out of the board. Forget about metaphors and analogies (Rice Cube, you know what I'm talking about); they're useless around here and wastes a completely good, uncalled for, and rude question. End Quote
Awww, but I like metaphors :-/ How else are we to do innuendoes?
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Wow! There are no more questions for me to answer! (This is probably a good thing.... ::)
So here is one:
Q: Have you ever visited a "Gentleman's Club"?
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Quoting:
Wow! There are no more questions for me to answer! (This is probably a good thing.... ::)
So here is one:
Q: Have you ever visited a "Gentleman's Club"?
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Do you mean a gay bathhouse or a strip club?
I've only been to a strip club...I haven't had any reason to visit the gay bathhouse though ;)
Oh yes...what car has the best backseat for doing the "deed"?
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Last I heard, gay bathhouses were all closed down in the 80's due to the high risk of HIV being spread during the AIDS epidemic.
*AIDS is still prevalent, by the way, and mostly in the young heterosexual population.
The car with the best backseat for some intimate time is a limousine.
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Never have, never will.
Q: If you could spend some time with someone who went to school with you but haven't seen in a while, and he/she turned out to be desirable looking, would you do the dirty deed with him/her?
Quoting:
Wow! There are no more questions for me to answer! (This is probably a good thing.... ::)
So here is one:
Q: Have you ever visited a "Gentleman's Club"?
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Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
Never have, never will.
Q: If you could spend some time with someone who went to school with you but haven't seen in a while, and he/she turned out to be desirable looking, would you do the dirty deed with him/her?
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Probably, but I'd feel guilty for not finding her attractive before...though I'm sure that guilt will pass, oh hon HON!!!
;D
Do you think the Amish chafe a lot during sex? What with all that hair...
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
I don't know about the Amish, but I'll pass on that question and let the next person pick it up.
Speaking of gentlemen's clubs, I've never been to one. I remember that Dave Attell did an "Insomniac" from Charleston, WV, and never visited "Capital City Gold," a gentlemen's club in downtown Charleston. Maybe it would be hard to blot out the private parts of the naked dancers?
Now back to Rice Cube's question:
Do you think the Amish chafe a lot during sex? What with all that hair...
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Well, it would definately "chafe" me to be with an Amish.
Q- How do you like your Rice, plain white, spanish, fried brown, or hot, sticky sweet. :o ;)
Quoting:
Probably, but I'd feel guilty for not finding her attractive before...though I'm sure that guilt will pass, oh hon HON!!!
;D
Do you think the Amish chafe a lot during sex? What with all that hair...
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Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
sticky rice is the best! :D
If you were a Spice Girl (I realize it's passe, but play along), what would your Spice name be? (I was Spock Spice, btw)
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
My wife would term me Surly Spice.
I'll let someone else ask the next question.
Quoting:
sticky rice is the best! :D
If you were a Spice Girl (I realize it's passe, but play along), what would your Spice name be? (I was Spock Spice, btw)
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Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
sticky rice is the best! :D
If you were a Spice Girl (I realize it's passe, but play along), what would your Spice name be? (I was Spock Spice, btw)
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Or 'Cubed' Rice !
A : Hmmmm, probably 'Loose' Spice :P ::)
Q : If you had an offer as follows :
"Observe a lifetime of celibacy (at least from here on in), in return for the possibility of eventually finding true happiness"
would you take that chance ?
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
Only if I were a single-celled amoeba or a virus. Everything else has been designed with sex as a component.
Q: How can Amish sex chaffe?
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Think of all the HAIR. Especially when "going down" ::) That's gotta scratch.
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
lemme see...another good question...hmmm...
I'm still sort of angry about this...so, if you were Tom Cruise, who would you pick?
A) Nicole Kidman
B) Penelope Cruz
I'm all about Kidman *MRAOR* ;D
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
I had an idea what that was about, so now my question is:
Q: Do you wax and shave everywhere? Eeeeeeverywhere?! Ouch! It must itch like hell! And all those ingrown hairs on your... EW!
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Yes, but no wax. Answer the question! ^^^
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You know, I must be hallucinating... I swear for a minute I saw Langdon there ^^..... ::)
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
It's all in your head :) :D ;D
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My head? Well Lord know it needs something to occupy it at the moment... :)
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
My head? Well Lord know it needs something to occupy it at the moment... :)
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You can't say that in this thread, Zella ;D
My goodness I have a dirty mind
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Okay, here is a question:
If T.B. continues to delete his posts, will he eventually have a negative number? Or will he just vanish like a whisp? ::)
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
Okay, here is a question:
If T.B. continues to delete his posts, will he eventually have a negative number? Or will he just vanish like a whisp? ::)
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He will become Yob Nazrat! The negative of Tarzan Boy!
Someone answer Cruz vs. Kidman, it's a good question darn it ;)
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Quoting:
Someone answer Cruz vs. Kidman, it's a good question darn it ;)
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Well I can't.... I am TV challenged. :P
Subject: Re: bored game for Screwball
Nicole Kidman:
http://users2.ev1.net/~jemhadar/images/maelstroms_eye/me575-nicole_kidman_001.jpg
Penelope Cruz:
http://www.nudepictures1.com/Penelope_Cruz_nude_free/images/Penelope_Cruz_nude%2014.jpg
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Aw crap, I think I might have set off LBL's smut censors after posting those pix. Grrr, I hope I didn't get into trouble :-[
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No trouble. ;)
I vote Nicole Kidman. :)
Q: Sexiest Go-Go's or Spice Girls?
Edited because the original was boring.
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No trouble. ;)
I vote Nicole Kidman. :)
Q: Sexiest Go-Go's or Spice Girls?
Edited because the original was boring.
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I wasn't worried about you ;) I was worried about the Berkeley Lab porn filters...they're very hard on anything that's even remotely associated with porn.
I like the Go-Gos...the Spice Girls scare me
Q: Where is your ideal dating spot? Like a place, a setting, a couch...
This probably should have gone in the "love" thread...oh well.
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A: A sleeper car on a train in an avalanche in the middle of Nepal...
Q: Why do I suddenly have a mental-block when it comes to thinking up good smutty questions...? :(
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Q: Why do I suddenly have a mental-block when it comes to thinking up good smutty questions...? :(
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You've been underinspired. So...
Girls: Swirlies or stripes, and I'm talking a particular motion here.
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You've been underinspired. So...
Girls: Swirlies or stripes, and I'm talking a particular motion here.
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Or woodpecker impression ? ;D
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You've been underinspired. So...
Girls: Swirlies or stripes, and I'm talking a particular motion here.
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There's a preference ??? You lost me coach ???
Would (you/have you) (try/tried) other vAriations of sex? The kind that would make the heavens rain with fire :o
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There's a preference ??? You lost me coach ???
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Let's say that this isn't a multiple choice quiz, but rather an oral exam.
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Would (you/have you) (try/tried) other vAriations of sex? The kind that would make the heavens rain with fire :o
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Hmmmm... where did I put that Bible? I give up. You mean variations with gender or anatomical locale?
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Um...
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Let's say that this isn't a multiple choice quiz, but rather an oral exam.
Hmmmm... where did I put that Bible? I give up. You mean variations with gender or anatomical locale?
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Er..... I suspect he is talking a little more extreme than that.... like maybe the stuff in "Penthouse Variations...." :o
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Again...I say:
Um...
Why do you wanna know?
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Again...I say:
Um...
Why do you wanna know?
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It's a rude and uncalled-for question :) :D ;D
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Oh, in that case, I like to do it on top of the sign that says NONE OF YOUR BIZ-NESS
;D ;D ;D
Besides...if I tell you, you won't learn nothin'...half the fun is finding out new stuff
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... but you forgot to ask a question!
BTW, nothing's "new" under the sun :P
Voyeurism: Is it better with or without permission?
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A : It would have to be better without TB (although there is a certain something in being asked to watch...) :P (I assume :()
Inspired by Langdon ('s question that is....)
Q : Guys : Stripes or Swirls ?
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Ha...the fact that you think there's nothing new proves that you've done nothing at all...
And define voyuerism...
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Ha...the fact that you think there's nothing new proves that you've done nothing at all...
And define voyuerism...
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Define voyeurism?! One of the oldest fetishes in the book! Now who's the one who's done nothing at all :) :D ;D
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Ha...young and foolish mortal, you know not with which the powers you are meddling...
Voyuerism exists on many levels...you have run of the mill strip shows where men and women undress...you have all out free for all Mardi Gras madness, where mostly women disrobe for plastic beads, and then you have island experiences like 'Hedonism' or camp outs like 'Swingstock' where it's pretty much anything goes...and then there's the more private type, such as bed and breakfasts which specialize in allowing people to watch...or, there's always looking through the neighbors window. And, it also depends on who you're watching...if, for instance, the person is doing it on the beach for all to see, then there is no permission required. But, if they are, say, in the backseat of a bus, then it's general etiquette to at least be polite and not stare until you know it's appropriate...
And then again, once we LEAVE the United States and travel abroad in Europe or Asia, the rules all change.
So, I ask again...define voyuerism.
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And FuzzBucket...stripes or swirls on what?
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Of course, voyeurism. Looking at naked people, or watching people "do it." Peeping Tom was a voyeur. When Lady Godiva rode down the streets of Coventry on a horse naked, no one was allowed to look at her. But a certain person named Tom looked anyway, and that's where the term "Peeping Tom" comes from.
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Really? I didn't know that. Thanks for the info, Don. Seriously. :D
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A : It would have to be better without TB (although there is a certain something in being asked to watch...) :P (I assume :()
Inspired by Langdon ('s question that is....)
Q : Guys : Stripes or Swirls ?
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How about putting her on and then giving her a spin? ;D I guess that's a superswirl.
Q: Two fingers or three? ;D <--I'm so naughty
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A: Dragons don't have fingers....
Q: Do you think Screwball cringes everytime he sees this thread back on page one? ???
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Anatomical locale, but you're all welcome to answer however you guys want...
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Oh, it's not all it's CRACKED up to be.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... okay, I'll go now.
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Oh, it's not all it's CRACKED up to be.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... okay, I'll go now.
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You're a crack-up :) :D ;D
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A: Dragons don't have fingers....
Q: Do you think Screwball cringes everytime he sees this thread back on page one? ???
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With wackos like us, how could he not?
Q: Where is the most spontaneous place you've engaged in *ahem*...special activities before?
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A: In a cornfield. (J/K I've never had any.)
Q: Do you use protection?
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A: yes, I always carry a gun around ;)
Q: What's the sickest question you can ask without having Hairspray blow a gasket?
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A. Here...let me just put it out there...
Q. Does oral sex count as a loss of virginity?
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Q. Does oral sex count as a loss of virginity?
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No. That's how I kept both my virginity and boyfriends through high school and most of college. (Any comments about having one's cake and...?)
It does count as cheating tho'.
Q. What object not intended for sexual encounters have you ever employed in, well, a sexual encounter? (Food counts.)
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Squeezable jelly. It works better than whip cream...
Use your imagination.
Q: What is the freakiest thing you've ever done in a game of truth or dare?
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Squeezable jelly. It works better than whip cream...
Use your imagination.
Q: What is the freakiest thing you've ever done in a game of truth or dare?
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A: Never played truth or dare... :'(
Q: Wonder if it would be feasible to play Truth or Dare on the Board? :o
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A: Try me ;)
Q: Truth or dare?
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A: Try me ;)
Q: Truth or dare?
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Okay, I know the basic concept, but give me a quick rundown of the rules... ???
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Oh SNAP...we're gonna play truth or DARE?!
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Q: Who wants to teach Zella the rules?
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I'll be back later
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Okay, so hey Z...I think the premise is that when they say "truth" you have to say something that happened to you, and when they say "dare" you actually have to do something on the spot. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
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So if I choose "dare" am I daring you, or are you daring me?
And how will we know if we are really doing it? ::)
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That depends on how trustworthy you are ;)
I dunno, let's make sh*t up as we go along.
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I thought "truth" meant you asked someone a question and they had to answer truthfully... :o
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I thought "truth" meant you asked someone a question and they had to answer truthfully... :o
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Yeah, I guess so...so you choose "truth" or "dare" then the next person asks you to say or do something :)
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Let's start the "Truth or Dare" on another thread. We're still on the bored game.
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Let's start the "Truth or Dare" on another thread. We're still on the bored game.
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I don't think anyone really wants to play
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Sorry, Rice, doesn't interest me either. If more interest does come later, I think there will be an audience for it.
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I don't think anyone really wants to play
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I like this question.
Electric toothbrush on the n_____s.
Piercings go great with a small electric shocks from a small battery. I wish I could've tried that one :o
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Heaven forbid that the above should be deleted before it is captured and framed for all eternity.... ::)
Er.... anyone for a new question....? :o
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Throw one out the Zella, I'm waiting.
I have an electric tooth brush but I'm not big on brushing those :P To much chest hair and what a tangled web that would weave! :o
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Heaven forbid that the above should be deleted before it is captured and framed for all eternity.... ::)
Er.... anyone for a new question....? :o
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I like this question.
Electric toothbrush on the n_____s.
Piercings go great with a small electric shocks from a small battery. I wish I could've tried that one :o
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Put some toothpaste on it before you start - then you really know you're alive !
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I've seen some crazy sh*t with a toothbrush...electrical too :o
Some people are just weird like that ;D
Q: Shaved or hairy?
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A: I prefer my kiwi fruit without the skin on, thankyou.
Q: Would you dare see me in the flesh, if you were given the chance?
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A: That all depends on how much flesh Bobo! (We would of couse love to see a nice pic of you in the 2000 pic thread! :) )
Q: Oh! Here's a naughty one I think I never asked yet...
Beschnitten oder unbeschnitten? :o
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A: That all depends on how much flesh Bobo! (We would of couse love to see a nice pic of you in the 2000 pic thread! :) )
Q: Oh! Here's a naughty one I think I never asked yet...
Beschnitten oder unbeschnitten? :o
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Let's just say I'm all man ;)
Q: Paper or plastic?
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That probably depends on what decade/what country you were born in.
Me ? Beschnitten and proud of it ;D
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I can't even watch porno with guys who are like un___ :o Those men have to be extra-extra-clean!
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Great ! I will have an audience of one at least ;D
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I can't even watch porno with guys who are like un___ :o Those men have to be extra-extra-clean!
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Ain't nothin' wrong with that ;) I focus on the womenz
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Ain't nothin' wrong with that ;) I focus on the womenz
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Alright Cube :D
Good to see you've got your head screwed on right ;D
This thread was heading in a dangerous direction !
Paper or plastic what ?
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Paper or plastic anything, I guess :)
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Paper or plastic anything, I guess :)
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Paper then - gives out less noxious fumes when burnt...
Q : Compliant or Feisty :)
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Gotta have a feisty one ;D
Q: A, B, C, or D?
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Paper then - gives out less noxious fumes when burnt...
Q : Compliant or Feisty :)
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Oh! It's better to make the feisty ones compliant. Just bring them over to me and I'll put an iron ring on them.
Q: If you could have the chance of having sex with the person of your dreams, would you be able to in a threesome with another person of your same sex?
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Oh! It's better to make the feisty ones compliant. Just bring them over to me and I'll put an iron ring on them.
Q: If you could have the chance of having sex with the person of your dreams, would you be able to in a threesome with another person of your same sex?
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Yes, but I think I'd kill him and then take her for myself ::)
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Gotta have a feisty one ;D
Q: A, B, C, or D?
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I'll take door C please - so long as Virtual Madeline is behind it, which door don't matter !
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I'll take door C please - so long as Virtual Madeline is behind it, which door don't matter !
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I was thinking along the lines of your "cup" of tea ;)
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Oh! It's better to make the feisty ones compliant. Just bring them over to me and I'll put an iron ring on them.
Q: If you could have the chance of having sex with the person of your dreams, would you be able to in a threesome with another person of your same sex?
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So long as nothing touched the 'wrong' person ;D ;D :D :P Ha !
Chance would be a fine thing..... ::)
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I was thinking along the lines of your "cup" of tea ;)
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How strong or exotic is this tea? Flavour? All kinds are good when the tea itself is great.
BTW, I cannot be killed quite so easily, Yung Wan. I am Undead.
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That probably depends on what decade/what country you were born in.
Me ? Beschnitten and proud of it ;D
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Hey, when I asked this question it was to gather information I didn't already have.... :P ::)
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I don't know if the last question was answered, but here's another one. If you needed a vital organ transplant, and if you were informed that a clone was sacrificing itself to give you one, would you take it?
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Hell yes, I'm the original :P
If you could build an android and model it after anyone, who would it be?
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Hell yes, I'm the original :P
If you could build an android and model it after anyone, who would it be?
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A: I wouldn't. I want the real thing.... If I can't have the one I want I'll do without the best...
Q: Cone, jart, axe or crowbar?
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Axe, I think. It's better than the others for chopping wood. ;D
Roll on, stick or spray?
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Must be a stick!!!!!!! :o
Handcuffs......fur lined or hard metal??
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Go with the hard metal, the fur lined exploits animals in bodage. ??? ;)
On your back or head down?
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Must be a stick!!!!!!! :o
Handcuffs......fur lined or hard metal??
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On your back or head down?
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Yes...
Morning, Noon or Night?
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Yes, Yes, and Yes.
Whispered words of endearment or stuff words would never make this board? :o
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Yes...
Morning, Noon or Night?
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Yes, Yes, and Yes.
Whispered words of endearment or stuff words would never make this board? :o
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Depends on the mood! So both!
Bedroom or Kitchen?
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Ever since the dishwasher injury I vote bedroom.
Under the stars or in a dark doorway?
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Ever since the dishwasher injury I vote bedroom.
Under the stars or in a dark doorway?
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Speaking of broken dishwashers.....I need to wash my dishes!!
How about on the stairs?
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Stairs work.
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Speaking of broken dishwashers.....I need to wash my dishes!!
How about on the stairs?
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Spiral or straight?
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A: Either sounds hard on the back....
Q: In the shower or in the bath? ;)
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A: Either sounds hard on the back....
Q: In the shower or in the bath? ;)
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Definitely in the shower :) the wall is good for, um, support
Y'all still haven't answered my question about the android ;)
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Definitely in the shower :) the wall is good for, um, support
Y'all still haven't answered my question about the android ;)
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I answered it! I even quoted a song... ::)
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Well, I guess you did, Z :) And methinks THIS marks the end of the thread...boy was I wrong :P :-[
five more posts, people! let's make it count! ::)
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Nah, it doesn't. It needed a few more replies. Didn't want to hog-up all remaining posts. ;)
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Can't wait forever to lock it. I think I will....
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At esteemed moderator Hairspray's request, I hereby use one of my valuable posts to bump this thread into lockability ;)
Though I'm sure there are more posts to be had before page 20 :)
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and...
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Lock! :D
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Thanks RC. ;) This is what I have been driven to, due to the "cram as many posts as we can" syndrome, if I don't lock a thread right-away. ::)