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Subject: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/19/02 at 05:52 p.m.
I've been wanting to dredge the Haiku thread back up for ages! :D
Remember: 5, 7, 5
The playful penguins
Frolick thru the Messageboard
With great abandon.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/19/02 at 05:59 p.m.
Zella used her head.
Revived haiku messageboard
Way to go Zella.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/19/02 at 06:04 p.m.
I am pedantic:
Counting all the syllabols
In ev'ryone's posts! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/19/02 at 06:23 p.m.
I don't do haiku.
It really sucks, you know, yes.
I won't post one here.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/19/02 at 07:03 p.m.
Then Don, you will miss
This mention of plume and ice.
That is such a shame! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 09/19/02 at 11:05 p.m.
And right now, right now...
It's time to: KICK OUT THE JAMS
BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/19/02 at 11:15 p.m.
Way to go Kenny!
This is more fun than quizzes!
Isn't it really? ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/19/02 at 11:17 p.m.
This is my pet thread.
I will bribe people to post!
Counting my money.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/20/02 at 02:45 a.m.
I did not get cash
To post my haiku on here
Where's my money Zel?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: BatRastard on 09/20/02 at 06:29 a.m.
Zella, Indy Gent
My name is Kenny, Johnman
crazydon, now me
;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/20/02 at 07:31 a.m.
Sorry, Jon, it's true:
I had my fingers crossed when
I wrote the above.... ;D
Anyway, I'm broke.
So what will you take instead
In lieu of hard cash? ??? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: MissInformation on 09/20/02 at 07:41 a.m.
This board I do search
Futilely looking, searching…
But the snake is gone
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/20/02 at 07:48 a.m.
Snake lives forever
It lives as long as it breathes
But it bites down hard :o
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/20/02 at 09:30 a.m.
Hooray for Zella! :D
Revived a most awesome thread
No need to bribe me 8)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/20/02 at 09:35 a.m.
You can't beat this game Its really a blast to play But it takes some time
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/20/02 at 09:44 a.m.
You are right, hossy.
I am feeling good today
No headache so far. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/20/02 at 12:32 a.m.
I will take in trade
For what Zel can not give me
A Cold Budweiser
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/20/02 at 01:13 p.m.
Beer sounds like a plan
Getting close to quittin' time
Forty-five minutes...
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/20/02 at 01:53 p.m.
Knew ^ was posting
While busy at his workplace;
But I confused Hoss... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/20/02 at 02:10 p.m.
Easy to confuse. I'm a seventies hippie. But I catch on fast!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/20/02 at 03:06 p.m.
I do not want to
go to work on this evening
I want to stay here
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/20/02 at 05:11 p.m.
Then stay you should have
No harm will come of you here
This place is the tops :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/20/02 at 05:14 p.m.
First, my throat was harsh.
Then a tornado alert
Bothered me at work.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/20/02 at 05:15 p.m.
And where else can we
Have oodles of fun with words
Like in all these threads?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: southernspitfire on 09/20/02 at 05:17 p.m.
I've never done this
A good poet I am not
But this is my try
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/20/02 at 05:17 p.m.
I have fun with Zeds
A few months ago, didn't
Never knew what I missed
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/20/02 at 05:37 p.m.
Zeddy is blushing...
But here's a big kiss for my
Favorite sweetheart! :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/20/02 at 05:37 p.m.
Baseball is a mess.
Tycoons are screwing the fans.
But no more strike talk.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/20/02 at 05:40 p.m.
Tycoons screwing fans
Not in spirit of the game
Not what they paid for
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/20/02 at 05:48 p.m.
Not in the bleachers?
Surely not in the bleachers!
That would be messy.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/20/02 at 06:06 p.m.
Messy, as in, say
Two nimrods out in the field.
Beating up the coach?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/20/02 at 07:34 p.m.
Violence in sports?
Imagine that in baseball --
Sounds more like hockey....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/20/02 at 09:10 p.m.
I'm not a big fan.
Of either sport, so boring.
I prefer real sports.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: southernspitfire on 09/20/02 at 09:17 p.m.
football is my sport
call the HAWGS all weekend long
Arkie Razorbacks!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/20/02 at 10:07 p.m.
I don't do haiku.
Don't make me do another.
Leave me alone. Please.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/21/02 at 02:48 a.m.
I don't do it too So what am I doing here? Thats it. I'm leaving.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/21/02 at 08:13 a.m.
Hoss and Don have left.
But just like Schwartzenegger...
I know They'll be back!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/21/02 at 08:14 a.m.
Think of rhyme, I must
Should avoid subject of lust
Also not say bust....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/21/02 at 08:23 a.m.
Oh but lust's a fun
subject here -- popular one!
Now my rhyme is done
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/21/02 at 08:26 a.m.
Posts out of order
Just like Tommy Lasorda
What a fine chewer
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/21/02 at 09:25 a.m.
I wanna watch the
Mountaineers, but they don't have
A game this week. Word.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/21/02 at 09:27 a.m.
I guess I'm stuck with
The Thundering Herd. But they
Played last night. Oh well.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: MissInformation on 09/21/02 at 10:24 a.m.
Noon on Saturday
Only two penguins are here
Poor little penguins.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: theRealJimA on 09/21/02 at 01:47 p.m.
"end of summer" bored
this is my contribution
are you satisfied?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/21/02 at 02:19 p.m.
Crazy Don should know, a REALLY GOOD game's on now Hokies and Aggies! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/21/02 at 02:25 p.m.
Zella spoke the truth, I'm back now but not for long; See, I'm gone again.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/21/02 at 04:26 p.m.
Purdue is livid.
Wake Forest beat them at home.
Tiller gets the rake.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/21/02 at 04:32 p.m.
You should see my smile ;D ;D ;D I just saw the final score. Virginia Tech WINS!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/21/02 at 04:48 p.m.
Congrats to the Hokies.
They are a force to reckon.
You hear, Miami?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/21/02 at 06:17 p.m.
The Hokies won, they
Aggie-vated A&M.
Rah rah VPI.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/21/02 at 06:18 p.m.
The Irish won, yes.
They beat the Spartans in their
Home field, East Lansing.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/22/02 at 10:39 a.m.
Changing the subject:
Sports do tend to get boring.
More eggs, anyone?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/02 at 11:40 a.m.
Eggs on toast with jam.
Eggs in microwave oven.
Pros love to eat eggs. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/22/02 at 03:07 p.m.
You think all us guys
Want to talk about is sports.
I've got news for you.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/02 at 04:45 p.m.
We watch news daily.
We also watch finances.
And we watch women. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/22/02 at 04:58 p.m.
Zella no watch news,
Sports, finances or women.
Maybe watch men on board.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/02 at 05:17 p.m.
Zella watches men.
Naked and clothed to the nines.
But sports she does shun.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/22/02 at 06:19 p.m.
Maybe naked men
Playing at some sort of sport....?
Soccer or tennis.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/02 at 07:10 p.m.
None of those dull sports
Trips my trigger anytime.
I'll stick to football.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/22/02 at 07:13 p.m.
But nekkie football
Could result in injuries
Unmentionable!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/22/02 at 07:29 p.m.
Maybe you should try
Aussie Rules. The men there are
Almost naked. Quite.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/22/02 at 10:46 p.m.
Good idea C'Don!
It sounds delicious. Quite.
I must check it out. ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/02 at 10:48 p.m.
Enjoy Zella dear.
All the naked guys you crave
Are yours for taking. :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/22/02 at 10:52 p.m.
Alas! they are all
Miles and miles away
I can only dream... :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/02 at 10:53 p.m.
I'm stuck with a cat.
No naked women I see
Even at close range.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/22/02 at 10:56 p.m.
Poor poor poor J.C.!
National Geographic
Might be helpful then....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/22/02 at 11:00 p.m.
I don't know, Zella
These ladies are malnorished.
I can see their ribs.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 00:18 a.m.
Bring them home. Feed them.
They will be grateful and will
Fall for you! Try it! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/23/02 at 00:30 a.m.
I need some more food
Maybe I should come round to
Eat at Zella's house.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 00:39 a.m.
Money we have none.
But we are never short of food.
Fridge is always full!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/23/02 at 02:56 a.m.
These posts I read, all
Laughed my arse off for hours
I missed all the fun
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 06:49 a.m.
But you are here now
Will have much fun to make up
For all the lost time.... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/23/02 at 06:52 a.m.
To that I agree
I see others are here
Much fun is in store
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 06:56 a.m.
Many penguins here...
Would make it quite hard to do
Person Above Me.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/23/02 at 07:04 a.m.
You guys are too quick. I'll post a little later, when its settled down. :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/23/02 at 07:06 a.m.
If I want to watch
Half-naked chicks in sports, I
Watch beach volleyball.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 07:07 a.m.
My computer is
Quite slow; some do two to one for
Ev'ry post of mine! >:( ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/23/02 at 07:45 a.m.
Bad news, it is mine
The Doc wants to chop bits out
I said go for it
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/23/02 at 07:51 a.m.
Haiku is alive
On the messageboard today.
Viva la Japan
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 07:56 a.m.
Quoting:
Bad news, it is mine
The Doc wants to chop bits out
I said go for it
End Quote
Ouch! That is not good.
If I were there then I would
Kiss it all better! :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/23/02 at 07:57 a.m.
Thanks so much, Sveta
I have to do this alone
No guests are allowed !
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 08:32 a.m.
You know in my mind
I am always with you and
So are my prayers... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/23/02 at 09:05 a.m.
^ still has two cones
Oops! I keep mixing up threads
Or do I? Tee-hee ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 09:09 a.m.
Mixing threads is good;
I like to call it my Kurt
Vonnegut style....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: MissInformation on 09/23/02 at 11:43 a.m.
But mixing up threads
Is very, very bad for
Color blind tailors
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/23/02 at 11:58 a.m.
You go Miss Info You strike quicker than a cat, and cuter than that.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/23/02 at 11:59 a.m.
That could be a mess
Someone could come home with a
Pair of two-toned pants
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/23/02 at 11:02 p.m.
Two-toned pants might be
A defining fashion statement
For in the 00s
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/23/02 at 11:52 p.m.
I only have 3
Pairs of slacks that fit me well.
Time to see K-Mart.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/24/02 at 06:38 a.m.
Work e-mail is down
Tech support is on the case
Hope they fix it soon
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: MissInformation on 09/24/02 at 06:45 a.m.
Early morning blahs
Something is quite wrong… oh no,
I forgot my pants!
:o
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/24/02 at 06:48 a.m.
Today I may run,
Or Just Maybe I Won't,
I'm Still Waiting For A Cut Toe To Heal
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/24/02 at 06:50 a.m.
Quoting:
Early morning blahs
Something is quite wrong… oh no,
I forgot my pants!
:o
End Quote
Forgetting Pants Can Be Fun,
Unless It's Outdoors You Run,
I Think I'll Stay Inside, Naked ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/24/02 at 07:09 a.m.
The rule of haiku is
Five, seven, five. Did you know
That or just forget?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/24/02 at 07:12 a.m.
Quoting:
The rule of haiku is
Five, seven, five. Did you know
That or just forget?
End Quote
This I did not know,
Thanks to you for letting me know,
I will now do better
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/24/02 at 10:28 a.m.
Quoting:
The rule of haiku is
Five, seven, five. Did you know
That or just forget?
End Quote
Hey Don, that first line
Of yours had six; an extra
Syllable snuck in! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/24/02 at 10:30 a.m.
Quoting:
This I did not know,
Thanks to you for letting me know,
I will now do better
End Quote
The 5, 7, 5
Is syllables, not just the words...
But keep on trying! :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/24/02 at 12:17 a.m.
This, for example
Is the world's most perfect case
Of a great haiku.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/24/02 at 12:50 a.m.
I wouldn't say great Sufficient, maybe, not great Now this on the other hand.....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/24/02 at 12:53 a.m.
..has a last line which
has six syllables. This does
Not seem to read right
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/24/02 at 12:58 a.m.
Quoting:
..has a last line which
has six syllables. This does
Not seem to read right
End Quote
now this on the other hand 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 what is this, pick on Hossy day? :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/24/02 at 01:01 p.m.
Whoops! Sorry, man...
I do not want to
Stay on this thread much longer
Might get in trouble...
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/24/02 at 01:06 p.m.
When I mess things up I really do it up right..... Give me some credit. ;D ;D(product of the '70s buzzzzz)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 00:23 a.m.
Hoss has a great sig!
Taken straight from Jackson Browne's
Running on Empty! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/02 at 00:35 a.m.
Well, I'm off to work
Later to face the music.
Yes, I did call in.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/25/02 at 01:58 a.m.
my toe hurts quite bad
hope I can skate tomorrow
hockey sure is fun!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 02:48 a.m.
Hope your toe gets well. I hate to see friends in pain :'( The ice is waiting.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: southernspitfire on 09/25/02 at 02:54 a.m.
Quoting:
my toe hurts quite bad
hope I can skate tomorrow
hockey sure is fun!
End Quote
wrap in bubble wrap
it will make it all better
plus you can go 'pop'
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 03:06 a.m.
POP goes the weasel. I just had to put that down. :D Well, gotta go now. :'((Bye y'all)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/25/02 at 05:52 a.m.
Hossy doesn't know
How to use the return bar.
I hope he learns soon.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/25/02 at 05:54 a.m.
I know how to use
The return bar. That's why it
Looks like this. 'Nuff said.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/02 at 06:38 a.m.
Congrats to Hossy
Don's in return bar bliss
Everything good
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 07:02 a.m.
Good morning out there
In Messageboardland, I woke
Up on time today....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/02 at 07:04 a.m.
Is just me and you
Most others have now all gone
What'll we do now
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 07:11 a.m.
Well we can play then
Like the playful penguins ought
Here in the board games...
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/02 at 07:14 a.m.
Ooh you did 6 ! LOL ;D
The angel in you
And the devil in me is
just the way we are :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 07:20 a.m.
Fussy cannot count
I did not do six; but rest
Of post apropos ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/02 at 07:24 a.m.
Fussy cranky now ! ;D
'Here' has two syllables ?
Not in U S A ?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 07:30 a.m.
Now FB did six!
Maybe 'here' is pronounced like
"he-ra" down in Oz? ::)
It is early here
But I can usually count
If I have fingers.... ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/02 at 07:35 a.m.
Is pronounced Hee Er
On this we have to differ
No sixes for Fussy
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/25/02 at 07:36 a.m.
Jonman hurt his toe
Playing hockey! I hope it
Gets better real soon.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 07:40 a.m.
Quoting:
Is pronounced Hee Er
On this we have to differ
No sixes for Fussy
End Quote
Oh no? Well then you
Just read the last line above
You got sixes now! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/25/02 at 07:46 a.m.
Rats Fooey Damn It
Hoisted on my own petard
Taught numb nuts lesson !
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 07:55 a.m.
That is okay; I
Forgive you; What's an extra
Syllable 'mong friends....? :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/25/02 at 10:04 a.m.
Took a half day off
Yesterday to care for my
Dog post-surgery
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/25/02 at 11:56 a.m.
Must stay for a while
This comp is so dash darn slow
I don't want to leave!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: BatRastard on 09/25/02 at 12:29 a.m.
Quoting:
Took a half day off
Yesterday to care for my
Dog post-surgery
End Quote
hope you dog's OK
I used to have two now none
no more dog food now
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/25/02 at 12:37 a.m.
I haven't had a
Dog since '68. That's when
My last dog got killed. :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/02 at 01:46 p.m.
My sister's big dog
Is over his Hershey Squirts.
Ooops, too much info!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 01:47 p.m.
Don, that broke my heart I can't say anything now. My voice is trembling. :'(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/25/02 at 01:47 p.m.
Dog is doing fine
He just can't walk very well
Hobbles around now
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 01:58 p.m.
Keep him off his feet. He'll be better in no time. :D Doggone good advice!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/02 at 02:02 p.m.
Dogs, can't live with 'em.
You can't live without 'em boys.
Me, I have a cat.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 02:13 p.m.
Cats freak me out. Its like being anylized. Feline head doctors. ???
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 09/25/02 at 02:28 p.m.
Come along and ride
On a fantastic voyage
Slide slippity slide
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: MissInformation on 09/25/02 at 03:24 p.m.
Me? I am a cat.
If you scratch behind my ears
I may purr for you.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/02 at 04:59 p.m.
I love to go home
And go to bed and slumber.
But dishwashing, sigh.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 05:27 p.m.
Quoting:
Me? I am a cat.
If you scratch behind my ears
I may purr for you.
End Quote
I'm changing my mind.
I've got to re-think this thing. ???
Cats might be ALL RIGHT!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/02 at 06:29 p.m.
Sorry, Miss Info.
I already have a cat.
But you might do fine.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 07:58 p.m.
You know what they say:
A person can never have
Too many cats... Ha! :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/25/02 at 08:36 p.m.
My sister has two.
I have none. My dad hates cats.
But I'd like a cat.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 11:18 p.m.
I have just five cats.
Had eighteen at one time and
60 guinea pigs....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 11:23 p.m.
Speaking of that smell
I'm not even going there :D
You know what I mean?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 11:27 p.m.
They were all outdoor
Guinea Pigs. Now just have one
Inside: "Gaverigan" :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/25/02 at 11:37 p.m.
Cats can be loving.
Just feed, pet, and spoil them good.
They might return yours.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/25/02 at 11:47 p.m.
My cats join me at
Gardening. Always shove my
hand into cactus! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/25/02 at 11:52 p.m.
Well, night night you all
I just looked at the ol' clock
Its past my bed time 8)LATER
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/26/02 at 03:19 a.m.
Quoting:
Jonman hurt his toe
Playing hockey! I hope it
Gets better real soon.
End Quote
My toe did not hurt
My hockey game was super
I scored a nice goal
;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Reddyrules on 09/26/02 at 04:03 a.m.
I remember sports
I played it when I was young
Now It's on T.V.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/26/02 at 05:25 a.m.
Congratulations!
For Jonman scoring a goal.
Well, did your team win?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/26/02 at 06:11 a.m.
Will we ever know
Will Jonman reply to post
Stay tuned for answer
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/26/02 at 08:58 a.m.
Quoting:
Come along and ride
On a fantastic voyage
Slide slippity slide
End Quote
;D
Macho Macho Man
Sure to play Y.M.C.A.
At tomorrow's gig
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/26/02 at 09:25 a.m.
The Village People
He will play, songs like YM
CA, Macho Man
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/26/02 at 10:32 a.m.
YMCA sure
But there has been requests for
No Macarena
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/26/02 at 01:02 p.m.
Quoting:
Congratulations!
For Jonman scoring a goal.
Well, did your team win?
End Quote
Quoting:
Will we ever know
Will Jonman reply to post
Stay tuned for answer
End Quote
My team won the game
The other guys were losers
18 to 15
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/26/02 at 01:03 p.m.
Your toe's better now.
I'm glad you guys won the game.
I am so happy.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/02 at 01:19 p.m.
No more broken parts.
Is what I wish for members
Of this giant board.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/26/02 at 02:52 p.m.
That is a good wish
I pray my dog's leg will heal
And he'll hurt no more
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/02 at 03:15 p.m.
I pray for that too.
And no more suffering now
For the injured pooch.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 09/26/02 at 04:18 p.m.
What the world... needs now...
Is loads upon loads of Spam.
Just trust me on this.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/26/02 at 04:20 p.m.
No way, José, I
Mean Kenny. I don't want no
Friggin' Spam. Ee-yuck.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/26/02 at 06:01 p.m.
Spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam eggs and spam
with a side of Spam
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/02 at 06:33 p.m.
Spam meat is okay.
But spam on the computer
Is a doggone shame.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/26/02 at 10:47 p.m.
Green eggs and spam! I
Do not like green eggs and spam!
No no, Ken I am!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/26/02 at 11:12 p.m.
Rock n Roll's day worse.
Brian Griese trips on dog.
Broncos are in deep. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/27/02 at 04:45 a.m.
Not Brisbane Broncos
Semi final on weekend
We must beat Sydney :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/27/02 at 05:32 a.m.
The Mountaineers are
Playing East Carolina
This week. Beat Pirates.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/27/02 at 09:23 a.m.
It's close to lunch time
I'm really hungry right now
Have to wait a bit
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/27/02 at 11:02 a.m.
The rain is pouring.
I'd rather be snoring than
To drown in the rain.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/27/02 at 12:25 a.m.
We had rain here too
During today's lunch hour *
I bought two CDs
*Note: 'hour' has two syllables where I live.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/27/02 at 02:44 p.m.
Rain and congestion.
Not a very great combo.
For sick little me. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/27/02 at 03:06 p.m.
Poor poor Indy Gent!
You must have some chicken soup
And a hot toddy! :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/27/02 at 03:17 p.m.
Hope You Get Better
I'd Bring You Some Chicken Soup
Just Hope You Recoup!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/27/02 at 11:56 p.m.
Half Time in Football
Brisbane only just in front
Must beat Collingwood...... :-/
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/27/02 at 11:59 p.m.
I just keep hearing
Monty Python endlessly;
Quote: And then.... there's Sport...
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Reddyrules on 09/28/02 at 04:32 a.m.
Yes they have done it
Brisbane won by 9 whole points
Suffer Collingwood
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/28/02 at 06:01 a.m.
At noon I'm gonna
Watch the Mountaineers beat East
Carolina. Yes!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 07:25 a.m.
Sport, sport, sport, sport, sport,
Sport, sport, sport, sport, sport, sport, sport,
Sport, sport, sport. Oh eggs....!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/02 at 07:27 a.m.
Could talk about legs
Much better mental image
Not bout mine though, Ha !
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/28/02 at 07:29 a.m.
Sport sport sport sport sport
Legs legs legs legs legs legs legs
Sport sport legs legs sport.
The what now?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/02 at 07:32 a.m.
Bobo not try hard
Got to do better with this !
Try again my son
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/28/02 at 07:34 a.m.
Sorry, I had legs on the brain. Legs and Co, to be exact... ::)
Must try one more time
Concentrate all of my thought
Into this haiku
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/02 at 11:14 a.m.
Sigmund Freud has legs
On his brain too, and boobies
Butts, lips, and (edit).
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/28/02 at 12:09 a.m.
Sigmund's not alone.
Indy's hooked on boobies too. ;D
I've noticed his posts.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/28/02 at 01:19 p.m.
The Mountaineers won.
They made East Carolina
Pirates walk the plank.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/28/02 at 04:03 p.m.
The Hokies won too!
Shut out Western Michigan!
Their BAD TO THE BONE!!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 04:10 p.m.
Cannot escape sport....
Only notice -- with half ear...
Something about Leeds..... ::) ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/28/02 at 04:14 p.m.
Right now its just sports
Consider yourself lucky.....
It could be Skynyrd
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 04:17 p.m.
Arrrrgggg! I just know that
Gimme Three Steps will soon be
Attacking my brain... :P
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/28/02 at 04:22 p.m.
Just do like I do....
Reminisce about past deeds.
My mind turns to fog. ??? ???
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 04:33 p.m.
I much prefer to
Engage my mind with things that
Have never happened.... ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/02 at 05:27 p.m.
Son has big smart mouth
Is sailing close to the wind
should rethink statements....
:( ::) (Parenting) :'( :-/
:)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/02 at 05:56 p.m.
I am a boob nut.
I'm a clown for big bozos
Do you blame me much?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 06:00 p.m.
Would not like me then...
Not much in that department
Good good! -- I am safe.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/02 at 06:01 p.m.
No I don't Indy
Is a certain attraction
Smaller just as good ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/28/02 at 06:21 p.m.
Cyclones beat Huskers.
R&RF and lebiew
Shouting out in joy.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/02 at 06:30 p.m.
Indy's also glad.
The Huskers were blown senseless
By the Cyclone might.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/28/02 at 07:20 p.m.
southernspitfire's Hogs
Playing on ESPN.
I didn't know that.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/02 at 07:24 p.m.
And the Sooners too.
On TBS, with the Bulls
Of South Florida.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 07:52 p.m.
Must dance here naked....
Then wonder if the subject
Would veer off from sport... ??? ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/02 at 08:25 p.m.
Sorry, there are mounds
Of half-naked cheerleaders
On the football fields.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 08:47 p.m.
Much younger ones too.
And with much better pom poms!
I cannot compete.... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/28/02 at 08:55 p.m.
Ah yes, age and curves
Sorry to burst your bubble
Just keep on trying.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/28/02 at 10:22 p.m.
Ah Indy but you see
Young ones have expectations
Not easy to meet....
You must be perfect
From your head down to your feet
Or you're on the street....
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/28/02 at 11:06 p.m.
Young ones have no sense.
Don't recognize a good thing
When they do see it! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 09/29/02 at 03:42 p.m.
I LOVE older girls.
Experience speaks volumes.
They know how to LUV!!!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/29/02 at 04:17 p.m.
I love women. But
Most women won't give me the
Time of day. Oh well.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/29/02 at 06:45 p.m.
Poor poor CrazyDon!
Zella likes to flirt with you....
You just don't flirt back! ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 09/29/02 at 07:02 p.m.
What the world needs now
Is to give me love sweet love
Trust me on this one
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/29/02 at 11:42 p.m.
The entire world?
Wouldn't that be exhausting?
Try one town per day... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/30/02 at 07:10 a.m.
You're so far away
It would be so fine to see
Your face at my door
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 09/30/02 at 07:24 a.m.
Zella and Fuss now
Have over 5,000 posts. I
Need 1,400.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 09/30/02 at 11:42 a.m.
Quoting:
You're so far away
It would be so fine to see
Your face at my door
End Quote
Fuss, I LOVE this song
Got the album, which is odd
For a kid my age
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 09/30/02 at 12:31 a.m.
I am stuck for words
So I'll write this haiku now
With no planned purpose
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/30/02 at 02:56 p.m.
I know the feeling
I'm always stuck for some words
At parties and work.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 09/30/02 at 03:15 p.m.
Ah, don't feel bad.
You are very eloquent
On the Messageboard! :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/30/02 at 03:18 p.m.
Thank you, Ms. Zella
And all of our dark secrets
Are safe and sleeping.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Jonman on 09/30/02 at 03:20 p.m.
It's Monday today
I have nothing pertinent
To say about that
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 09/30/02 at 03:22 p.m.
I don't blame you Jon.
Monday, work's biggest mail day.
And a dreary day, too.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 04:38 a.m.
Quoting:
Fuss, I LOVE this song
Got the album, which is odd
For a kid my age
End Quote
Then Kenny my man
You show good taste, Tapestry
Is a classic disk
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Taoist on 10/01/02 at 04:57 a.m.
I thought I'd try this
But then Zella pointed out
Haikus aren't my thing
But wait you all say
That one seems to fit the spec
Zella got it wrong ;D
btw - Haikus should also have a reference to nature in them!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 04:58 a.m.
Nature in Haiku ?
What's a boy like me to do
Don't know about plants
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Taoist on 10/01/02 at 05:00 a.m.
But it's easy Fuss
Write your haiku as normal
Then add the word stream!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 05:04 a.m.
Here goes another
Bush Mountain Rain Snow Birds Air
Hey this is easy !
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Taoist on 10/01/02 at 05:05 a.m.
It should not be hard
For a man of your talents
Practice in the sun :D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 05:07 a.m.
Sun Sun Too Much Sun
Australia's full of sun
Burn you to a crisp >:(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Taoist on 10/01/02 at 05:11 a.m.
Crispy FussBudget?
To avoid all that just get
Air conditioning!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 05:45 a.m.
Sounds Like a snack food
I am now on a menu :D
Served with chips and sauce :P
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/01/02 at 07:21 a.m.
On the menu, hmmm......
Oh Dear! I must get my mind
Out of the gutter! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 07:23 a.m.
On the menu, am
And may be cheapish in price
But I ain't easy !
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 10/01/02 at 07:28 a.m.
Quoting:
On the menu, hmmm......
Oh Dear! I must get my mind
Out of the gutter! :o
End Quote
Why would you do that?
Gutters can be fun places.
With the right people.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 07:31 a.m.
Yes, gutters, slimy
And lots of running water
For convenience
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/01/02 at 07:35 a.m.
Ooh Ooh you guys! What's
The price I have to pay, then?
Dinner and a Coke? ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 07:36 a.m.
Just bring yourself Zed
The best price of all is free
What more could one ask ?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/01/02 at 07:42 a.m.
You know you always
Know just the perfect way
To "Make Me Smile!" :-*
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/02 at 07:44 a.m.
Is a great song by
Steve Harley, Cockney Rebel
You know your stuff, Zed ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/01/02 at 07:50 a.m.
Who would have thought... And
"Life is a Minestone"
On such things hangs fate... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/01/02 at 09:25 a.m.
"Make Me Smile" is too
A great song by Chicago, yes
Never heard other
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/01/02 at 09:30 a.m.
"Come Up and See Me
(Make Me Smile)" -- full title
Puts Chicago to shame...
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 10/01/02 at 09:32 a.m.
I haven't either
But the Chicago one now...
One of my favorites!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/01/02 at 09:36 a.m.
You two should check out
The other Make Me Smile!
(That song changed my life....) ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 10/01/02 at 09:36 a.m.
Come on now Zella.
Its matter of opinion.
Old Chicago's great!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/01/02 at 09:39 a.m.
But the other song
Gained for me a precious gift
So I am partial.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/02/02 at 07:04 a.m.
Long time since last post
So I'll bump this to the top
Party on, penguins
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Reddyrules on 10/02/02 at 07:06 a.m.
I like Make Me Smile
By Steve Harley and also
Cockney Rebel, Great
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/02/02 at 07:49 a.m.
One Two Three Four Five
Can I keep this thread alive
Got to get that jive
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/02/02 at 08:22 a.m.
First haiku I've seen
Rhyme, Fuss that is very keen
You know what I mean? ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 10/02/02 at 08:35 a.m.
I like Tool, they're cool
But not Fuel, Jewel or Ja Rule
And not Jill Sobule
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/02/02 at 08:39 a.m.
The clock in my head
Malfunctioned and therefore Zed
Overslept in bed..... :-[
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/02/02 at 09:39 a.m.
Zella woke up late
Nutter Butter I just ate
These haikus are great
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/02 at 11:36 a.m.
For once I didn't
Oversleep in my bedroom.
So I got to work.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/02/02 at 01:57 p.m.
Glad you were not late
I have one more hour to go
Then I'm going home
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/02/02 at 02:05 p.m.
Still doing taxes.
Taxes are very boring.
So here for a break... :)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 10/02/02 at 02:26 p.m.
Everyone's working.
I don't have to go 'till nine (EST)
Then its ALL NIGHT LONG. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/02/02 at 04:30 p.m.
Zella does taxes.
Debbie does Dallas. Taxes?
No, that is Texas.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 10/02/02 at 05:54 p.m.
Just got some good news!
I don't have to work tonight!!
PARTY AT HOSSY'S!!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/02 at 06:00 p.m.
I'd like to join you
In Hossy's for your soiree.
But I work Thursday. :(
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Dude on 10/02/02 at 06:06 p.m.
Sorry about that. :(
I'll drink one in your honor.
No I'm just kidding.(NO partyin' for me in the middle of the week. ???
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/02 at 06:09 p.m.
I'm not a party
Dude, but I do like the sweet
Little buff ladies. ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/02/02 at 09:02 p.m.
Quoting:
Zella does taxes.
Debbie does Dallas. Taxes?
No, that is Texas.
End Quote
Very clever Don
Your wit it has served you well
Big gold star for you ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/02 at 09:33 p.m.
I like the ladies.
Ladies don't like me, howe'er.
What can a boy do?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/02/02 at 11:16 p.m.
If I do recall:
OlLine Rebel liked you fine
In the Yearbook Thread! ;D :P
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/02 at 11:41 p.m.
She did say that, yes.
At a spring cyber party.
2000 and 2
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/02/02 at 11:44 p.m.
Should do that again!
'Cept the Los Feliz Fountain
Is too cold right now! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/02 at 11:50 p.m.
How about the Canal
At White River State Park, here
In good ole Indy?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/02/02 at 11:52 p.m.
I have to ask; Will
It hold eight comfortably?
And is it heated?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/02/02 at 11:54 p.m.
Eight people and more.
It is 100 feet long.
At least sight unseen.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/02/02 at 11:58 p.m.
Should we keep the same
Lineup? At least t'was even...
Send out the invites!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/03/02 at 00:03 a.m.
Each one has invite.
To come to Midwest Indy
For one cyber bash.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/03/02 at 00:05 a.m.
You sent them that fast?
Out to all ends of the globe?
You are efficient! ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 10/03/02 at 00:07 a.m.
Can I come as well
To this cool Mid-West party?
You must throw quite far...
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Indy Gent on 10/03/02 at 00:09 a.m.
It's called the future, Zell.
I can send invites with mind
Telepathically.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/03/02 at 00:12 a.m.
Bobo can be the
Chauffeur again like last time!
Telepathy him!
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Bobo on 10/03/02 at 00:16 a.m.
Consider myself
Suitably telepathed, Z
<MONOTONOUSLY> "I can drive you there"
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/03/02 at 07:13 a.m.
Will your car hold nine?
And don't forget to drive on
Right side of the road! ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/03/02 at 07:15 a.m.
Bobo does drive on
The right side of the road, it
is called the left side :P
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/03/02 at 07:27 a.m.
Where's it gonna be?
Probably Indy, I guess
300 miles west
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/03/02 at 07:30 a.m.
six thousand three hun
dred miles east for me, so what
is a few more miles ?
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/03/02 at 07:36 a.m.
Now we just have to
Lure the missing people over
Here to this thread
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: DJ Midas on 10/04/02 at 06:46 a.m.
No one came over
I will bump this to the top
For more exposure
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 06:48 a.m.
Wanted: Some penguins
And penguinettes for Cyber
Party at Indy's.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/02 at 06:58 a.m.
Party down hard dude
It's gonna be a wing-ding
Of huge proportions ;D
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 07:08 a.m.
Must invite Mr.
Naughty to be Master of
the Ceremonies Double Entendre... ::)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/02 at 07:10 a.m.
Who's Mr Naughty
DJ, Indy, Don or Fuss
All have used suss words
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 07:15 a.m.
Tsk! Tsk! If you don't
Remember, you will have to
Go and ask Langdon.... ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/04/02 at 07:17 a.m.
Cannot ask Langdon
She has been in a traffic
Jam since 99 ;)
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 07:26 a.m.
Stuck there for hours
With electric devices
Apparently, or
So she says in the
"Bored Game." Good thing she doesn't
Come visit this thread! :o
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Crazy Don on 10/04/02 at 07:28 a.m.
I feel I must start
Another Haiku thread. So
Go to Haiku 2.
Subject: Re: Haiku
Written By: Zella on 10/04/02 at 07:32 a.m.
Don always changes
The subject just when things start
to get really good... ::)