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I should be sleeping, but instead I'm playing....
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On my bed I could be laying
But now I want to see whats what
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So, like some lost little mutt
I come scrounging around
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Until my bone at last I've found
Prepared to bury it a little deeper.
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That last rhyme is not a sleeper..
In fact it sounds a little naughty! ;D
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Apart from MissInfo, this rhyme's over forty
But don't get me wrong, your input is great
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Well all good things are worth the wait
And over 40 just gets better....
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Da, zis iz right, Sveta
They say the waiting is the hardest part
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If She Waits For Me Then Our Lives May Start,
I've Been Waiting For A Girl Like You To Come Into My Life..
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But after awhile it become a fine art
So one should not mind if it is hard....
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If I miss her, My lifes a card
I have to try a little harder
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She's so sharp, she cuts like a knife, but harder
And lights up our day in every way
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We have to get this right one day
So out of order we are going
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The Slowness Of my Computer Is Showing,
Can't wait to Buy A Better One
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Then you would really have some fun
Perhaps you could pick one up cheap
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Hey, Good reply its one mean feat
Now which direction shall we turn
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Love And Music Is What I Yearn,
But Anyplace Is Fine
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This next rhyme I think is mine
And there I just wasted two lines...
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With Those 2 I think that's 9
Now who will make it number 10
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Here I am, I'm back again
Trying to type this very fast...
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I Sometimes Long For The Past,
Ah But To Be 10 Again....
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I think I'd rather be a hen
I've no desire to go back there....
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Personally I'd like to be a bear
but 10 years old was not that bad
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When I was ten, I was quite sad....
But I would like to be 19.... :P
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A little stunner I'm sure you'd be
How about when you're Twenty two
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I Thought My Life Was Through,
Then Along Came Twenty-Three.....
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A time machine and 22 would suit me
And a transporter too -- I've a job to do... :D
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Ah life was good I said with truth
until at last at twenty six
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In My Twenties I Got My Kicks,
Then Life Became A Blur
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At last at twenty six?
One could read a lot into that! ;D
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But seeing it revived is old hat
I wonder where the other went?
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Well, For It Was There I Sat,
Not Knowing What Tomorrow Would Bring....
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Quoting:
But seeing it revived is old hat
I wonder where the other went?
End Quote
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
Quoting:
Not knowing what tomorrow would bring
End Quote
Which is what I hoped no one would sing
But seeing that there's a new one here
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Everyone can clap and cheer
Young and old, old and new
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And no one here is really blue
'Cause the rhyme thread has come back…
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Quoting:
And no one here is really blue
'Cause the rhyme thread has come back…
End Quote
I Will Keep On Track,
By replying With Quote
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Amiright needs your vote.
Lebeiw15 has several up.
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I'm new to this so don't get my goat But new pens like to play games too..
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Hossy wrote over my post, boo-hoo.
But one cannot boast to much.
Quoting:
I'm new to this so don't get my goat But new pens like to play games too..
End Quote
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I'm just a new pup your faster than me
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Quoting:
Hossy wrote over my post, boo-hoo.
But one cannot boast to much.
End Quote
Didn't mean to do as such I'll try again
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Just Know It's Alright When,
You Have To Reply With A Quote...
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Yes I'm in the same boat.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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Learn In Life To Avoid Pricks,
Enjoy Life With Good People..... :D
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The best place is a church steeple.
But avoid the strip joint at all costs.
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Good people found under the steeple That was just too easy
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Well, it's had to find a word that rhymes with "people". :-[
Quoting:
Good people found under the steeple That was just too easy
End Quote
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Quoting:
Well, it's had to find a word that rhymes with "people". :-[End Quote
But weren't we supposed to continue with "costs"? ??? ::)
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Quoting:
Good people found under the steeple
That was just too easy
End Quote
But the strip clubs would be sleazy...
So to hide they call them "Gentlemen's Clubs" ::)
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And we move on, even with the flubs.
How about a "bloopers" thread?
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Maybe we should just use our head
And watch out for those who jump on you
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Amen Brother, And I Know Who,
And Now I'll Turn To Something New..
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I'd like to join in, too.
How about your football teams?
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You guys see football in your dreams! ::)
And baseball, basketball, even soccer....
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Into sports as deep as Davy Jones's locker
Add maybe hockey if you will…
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I will pass on that as well...
How 'bout tennis, golf or cricket?
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A balloon will burst if you prick it
Other things suffer a similar fate
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Gosh, I hope I'm not too late
To get this post in after Fuss's
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Oh, my gosh, I missed several buses!
But keeping things the way they are…
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This thread will venture very far
To all sorts of interesting topics
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From giant themes to microscopic We'll discuss whatever we want
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But for a new topic we must hunt...
Anyone have any ideas?
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Only holding onto ears :D
But the thread may again vanish....
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I'd rather speak in Spanish…
¡Hola! ¿Cómo está usted?
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Muy bien, said the chicken as she roosted.
But Don, sprechen Sie Deustche?
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That's rhymes with the word Voyager
It took me, to think of that, one day...
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I'm Sorry To Have To Say,
But I Know Only English Words....
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Well that's just for the birds!
'Cus Je vous aime, mes deux amies! :-* :-*
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This is harder than being in the army
Talking in 'other' speak....
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Ah! Bien! C'est magnifique!
Now let try something in English....
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So Long as it's not in Danish
Altough my rellies came from there
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Ooooh! A Viking if you dare...
Well for blue eyes that does account
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To little in a Viking's eyes, would I amount
Though some of their vices do appeal ....
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For Zella R&RF has zeal
And for me, I won't kill this thread (a word that rhymes with "usted," which is what I wanted you to use; other words could have been bed, dead, etc.)
(Rhyme from "thread.")
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Don, I have no idea what it is you have said
In the above post, that I read, and re-read :)
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Well, I caught the jist of said thread....
Zella must be doing a good job, then! ::)
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A good job, yes, from Zed to Zen
I was referring to Don's post's last (long) line
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Maybe he'd prefer you answer in Strine!
And look! He seems to have vanished again!
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He may have gone to visit Big Ben
Like in 80sTrivia's 2000's pic
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And none of you guys look really sick!
I said to myself, "What a bunch of ordinary gals and guys!"
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Some of you can can walk down Van Nuys :)
And some of me can't.... :(
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Now don't you fret and don't you rant.
You can always wave across the ocean....
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That's If'n Our Friend Gets The Notion,
I'd Certainly Wave Back, Or Ride One To Down Under!
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To see that, I would sit in wonder
A visit from either would be just great
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I would too, but my plane's too late.
And I'm also sick as a dog.
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Perhaps you should be 'sleeping like a log'
I hope you are better soon ;)
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Better now than in June.
Summer colds are harder to rid.
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For your cold, try ingesting a fresh squid !
Medicine from an alternative book :o ::)
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I won't even take a look.
Got a more digestable cure?
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Better than squid, I'm not sure
Let's see what Dr Fuss has in his box of tricks...
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I hope they aren't too ick.
IG's taste buds are pretty finicky.
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For your buds the cures will taste picnicky
How bout essence of seared wombat eyelash ?
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No, I wouldn't even gnash.
Anything that tastes like chicken?
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I have a number of things that are finger-lickin'
I fear my culinary reputation has spread far and wide
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But fried wombat eyelash makes me hide.
How about a turkey neck or gizzard?
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Sounds like a course in being a wizzard!
Maybe an aspirin would suffice? ::)
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Or a great big bowl of 'Flied Lice'
It's the taste of a new generation ...
(Sorry, IG, couldn't help myself.... ;D)
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Dr. Fuss' cures must be held in great veneration
Maybe somewhere in the Outback....
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For that, you deserve a whack
Then again, maybe so did my crack... :-/
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Or maybe you should be turned on the rack?
Like in the Spanish Inquisition?
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Of myself I could make an exhibition
I fear I may like it !
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Spoken with true wit!
Would like it best with plume and ice?
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Plume and Ice they would be nice
But stay away with the candle wax :-/
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No candle wax while on the racks...
Wouldn't that defeat the purpose? ;D
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Unless his kinky side should surface.
And down the "nasty" road we go.
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Where we're going, I don't know.
But it's gonna be a very good trip…
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Especially if everyone starts to strip :o
Saturday night and time for fun...
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But if I have to strip, I better run.
Don't want to catch the flu.
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Getting Sick Just Will Not Do,
I Will Always Enjoy Being Naked....
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Wish then I had been awak-ed
To say "hi" to a nekkie man....
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You are his #1 fan.
That must give you a thrill.
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Nah...Jess & Ban'y are ahead of me; still
I can imagine, can't I?
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I just wanna know why
He prefers those two to you?!
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They're just big Rock and Roll fans too! ;)
But Zel gets plenty of perks elsewhere... :)
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Can I ask, if I dare?
There are many choices.
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Maybe I'm just hearing voices
Saying I.G. knows that answer....
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I know that would enhance her.
That I know what it's about.
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Maybe she taped the Beatles' "Twist & Shout"!
She's there on mine, with Banasy and MW…
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As for rhymes, there are few.
Next time, get an easier one, Don. ;)
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I lost a sig mention, tho': my first one
Got replaced by a soccer star... ::)
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It's time to raise the bar.
Get you a nekky dude.
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One that is not rude or crude
But nice and sweet and sexy...
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One that isn't vexing
(Sorry, the best I could do.)
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Well I made it difficult for you....
You could have rhymed Texy or Mexy... ;D
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Well I don't have a Lexy
I have a cheap Neon.
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Well, that don't make you a peon...
My cars and trucks are all over 20 years old...
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They should've all been sold.
You could make a small profit.
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No at them everyone would scoffit
Except one goes up in value...
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You'll eventually get what is due.
At least you won't dwell in a box.
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Fox in socks on box with clocks?
Chicks with bricks come, chicks with blocks come...
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This sounds like Dr Suess, some...
I see much fun was had whilst I was away :D
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Yes, last night the penguins they did play
And sometimes were rather naughty....
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Unlike us, I note they were not all over 40
What on earth is the world coming too :D
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Hell in a handbasket; is that true?
So we'll contrubute to the slide....
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Slide ? Wheee ! Down and down and down we go
To standards not before seen, they are so low
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My fear begins to show,
When slides change to roller-coasters :-/
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Like putting bread inside of toasters?
As for me, I just got out of bed
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Don, me too, and muddled is my head!
Mark, you will do coasters --that's an order! ;D
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You may head over the border
Unless you follow the Zed edict...
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My head feels like its full of mortar: Too much weekend you see.....
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Watching football on TV…
Zella doesn't like sports
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Some sports she purports
To like, But only ones in twos...
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Then lace up your Running Shoes,
And let's go, Zella
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Ones where you have to remove your shoes. I think I get the point....
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Oh you are a funny fella!
Running is a nice safe tandem sport...
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It's you I shall support,
For running with me
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As long as I'm not ruuning from you -- hee hee
Oh I am being so bad this morning.... ;D
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For me day is not yet dawning
And running at night is unwise....
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I always run under night skies
It is cooler after dark....
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Here you might get mugged in the park
Are you saying LA is crime-free :D :o ::)
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I enjoy the morning run, you see,
The sunrise is so lovely
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Safe in Reseda it shall be...
The gang-bangers don't shoot joggers
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In Oregon, Beware Of Loggers,
Athough Steve Prefontaines From There....
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He thinks he's pretty aware ?
I remember his name from when I first joined the board...
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It cut me like a sword,
When, in '75 I heard of his death :'(
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The only thing that rhymes with death is Seth
And I know of no one by that name...
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Well, Zella, welcome to the game! (LOL… ;D )
You've been actually playing it for quite a while
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Since 5:30 am, and that made me smile..
Was about to give up and leave, but now I'll stay
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And Once Again I Must Go Away,
I Will Return Throughout The Day
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Quoting:
And Once Again I Must Go Away,
I Will Return Throughout The Day
End Quote
"da da.......Monday Monday..."
We will miss you while you're gone
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Please come back when you are done.
Everyone will be happy.
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Oh Please, let's not get sappy,
I am NOT that great....
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Better sappy than hate. But thats just how I think
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I agree and will give you a ;)
I always enjoy time here :D
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Two more hours then I can cheer
I have worked so hard today ;)
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Proud of you is what I say,
You are a dedicated worker ;)
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And hardly ever a lurker
Of which we may have one right now :o
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And to that, I say "Holy cow!
I wonder who could it be!"
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How could it be?
He's been dead for years.
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I miss him singing in my ears,
The seventh inning stretch
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Even if he was an old letch.
His "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" is without equal.
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Sadly there can be no sequal,
But I miss Steve Prefontaine more..
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Pre could do a mile in under 4 I'm already missing Johnny U.
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To the above posts I haven't got a clue... ???
Can't we just sit back and gossip...? ::) ;D
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Try a bottle of hyssop.
Sorry, that was my rhyme.
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I was thinking of "toss up" at the time...
Well at least I didn't say orange.........almost!
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"... But yeah the call was close
And now for the final outcome ..."
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Or Final Countdown, To Some,
Well, Today Is Tuesday...
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You're correct, today is Tuesday
But here, only for another hour
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I Hope Your Day Has Not Been Sour,
Enjoy The Middle Of The Week Soon
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I wrtite this from under the moon
Today was busy but much more nice
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Well, don't tell me twice,
But is the moon full where you are?
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Actually all I see is star *
The moon is three days past full...
(* according to a link I have the moon is currently down and to the left of Hawaii slightly...)
My previous post really just meant it's dark here... ;D
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For me, looking at the moon is never dull,
Now I must take my sons to school...
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Teach them well and they won't be a fool
If I had kids, I'd do the same thing
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Get them there before the first bell rings. I'd hate for them to be tardy.
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With thier breakfast being hardy,
They are off to a good start ;)
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Don't feed them beans or they might f*rt!
While right in the middle of their class... ;D
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An embarrasing sound would come from thier *ss,
But alas, I fed them cereal :D
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And clothed them in lots of material
So they wouldn't go to school naked
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The school bus driver might see them and wreck it. Drive it straight over the hill
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Quoting:And clothed them in lots of material
So they wouldn't go to school nakedEnd Quote
"... Here's your lunch, I baked it
And here's some money to get some milk ..."
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Quoting:
"... Here's your lunch, I baked it
And here's some money to get some milk ..."
End Quote
Where I come from Naked and wrecked it rhyme. ;)
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Well I'm here at this time,
And of course Am alone so I'm naked...
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While wearing no clothes I have fakèd*
I have always worn them visiting here
*Pronounced fake-ed, so it rhymes with naked.
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Not in MY mind you haven't, my dear! :o
Is it just me, or is it getting hot?
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Imaging the heat you are not.
I'm about burning up tonight.
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It was 100+ in LA again -- Alright!
I dread the winter -- back to wearing clothes >:(
(Modified to fix my typo and thereby destroying I.G's rhyme... ;D )
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But if you are like MW, why bother?
And the North will be wearing layers.
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While I'm sure Australian players,
are wearing next to nothing
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In that case I would not be loathing
Being on a different continent.... :P
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Drinking a different substinent,( ???)
While picnicing on the beach
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If a nice beach could be in reach
And with the proper companion...
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Such as Musketeer Da'tagnan,
With words that rhyme for Zellas'
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Not sure they'd be the proper fellas
Just had in mind an ordinary bloke...
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Careful, you might get a "pig in a poke" That saying is a southern (US) thang.
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And for the return key Hossy hasn't gotten the hang
Of it yet. But he soon will…
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To make Hossy type well, that's don's will
In his endeavour I wish him well
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Hossy will Improve, I can tell ;)
He is a welcome addition
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To come up with a rhyme I had to go a-fishin'
And now I'm right on track
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So glad you are back.
Did you catch anything?
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No; I'm not that keen.
But now I have to go
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Hurry back don't be slow. Damn, he was in and out quick
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but unlike me I'd take a pick
and stay around a little longer
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And then get a little stronger
Or will you wilt in the Ipswich Heat ?
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While is hot in Ipswich, I'm getting cold feet.
For summers gone here and next comes autumn.
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Can't rhyme with that so I'll play dumb
Rhyme thread is not hard when you try it
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As for me, I'm not going on a diet
Eating foods you hate really sucks
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Doing that is just the yucks
Pritikin = eat the box and leave the food >:(
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Doing that would be really rude
And would certainly insult the cook....
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Dieters must go by the book
No time to be polite and nice
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They must survive on beans and rice
And maybe a little bit of green stuff....
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Or Spout Rodneys Comedic Stuff,,
By Giving Regards To "Mrs. Boyardi"
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Hey ! To rhyme with that is hard-y
So I made up another word
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That is what I heard,
Sorry, It was from Caddyshack!
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The PAM subject he changes back!
But in this thread goes on a different tangent.... ::)
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Oh, like that Man Gent?
You know, the one they call Indy...
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He's more fun than the Brady named Cindy
For nine people thay only had one bath room !
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That could be a harbinger of doom!
Especially after lots of bean soup... :o
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Not enough time for everyone to (number twosies) ::)
For an architect he sure got that wrong
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I guess the line would be quite long....
Around the corner and down the stairs.
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Whilst waiting, going on downstairs
Alice got a special meat delivery from Sam
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It was something she sent from Vietnam
'Cause it was there she went on vacation
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I'm here to tell your whole nation
It was from a bit closer to home than that !
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Another Name For A Cat, Perhaps :o
The World May Never Know.. ???
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With this rhyme I don't know where to go
For the day that's my Yoda speak
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You must be a Star Wars ge..I mean freak.
What about Jar-Jar Binks?
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He's quite a character, methinks
TBH I'm not that big a fan
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ditto, but methinks R2's the MAN
He's just so non-chalant
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Princess Leia is the girl I want
I used to think she was quite a catch
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And Jabba the Hutt, he makes me wanna retch
'Cause he had Han Solo carbonized
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Jaba really needs some exercise
He could lose a couple thousand pounds!!!!
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He looks like a baseball mound,
Dug up by some Ewoks.
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And he smelled like dirty socks
I thought C3PO was a bit of a wimp
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Jabba was Leia's pimp.
But he was flushed in the hole.
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It's said he had but a single mole
But in a place no-one dared to look
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I wouldn't dare check every cranny and nook
On that overweight vile slob
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Reminded me of the Steve McQueen movie, The Blob
That freaked me out when I was eight
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When I was Eight Not Much Was Great,
In '68 Paul Mauriat said "Love Is Blue
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For getting off the "Star Wars theme" Mark I wanna THANK YOU!
I was getting kind of tired of that stuff. ::)
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Sounds like Hossy's had enough
Let's move on to something else
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I know being ignored can be rough,
But actually Star Wars is alright
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You two posted at the same time, now don't fight.
Too many posting at the same time.
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Everyone's trying to be quick to rhyme
Hope I get this one to match
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Or else you'll need a nicotine patch
Am I going off the wrong track?
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Perhaps, but we can bring it back
To whatever we were talking about
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So let's not pout,
If we post all at once..... ;)
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Gee, that would be funs
But very confusing....
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OK ya'll don't be abusing...
this board just to get your post count up ::)
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Need Hot Tea In A Cup,
1972 Is Where My LP Collections At 8)
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While my LPs sit on a mat,
my tapes sit in a cupboard shelf
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I groove on 8-Tracks myself.
Now theres a blast from the past.
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I can tell you, baby, that the past
Is the only thing that lasts, if you move too fast... (Elliott Murphy) Oooops! Wrong thread again....
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A Long Time '75 did last,
Now on to the year of seventy-six....
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So let's bring on that mix
And boogie 'til the sun sets.
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Play all my records, let's
Keep dancing all night
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All mine would take a fortnight!
And would have to stay awake...
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A quick dip in a cold lake
Would soon wake you up ;)
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It probably would, Yup..
But just you try it!
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Maybe instead I should zip it
And crawl off to bed, Zed :)
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With That Being Said,
Sleep Very Well, Fuss ;)
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And wake up with a clear head.
Thats what I did.
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Ah yes, the headache I did rid,
Now on to a Bright beautiful day :D
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I like that attitude, I must say..
I'm feeling pretty good myself. :D :D
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I feel I need some helf. ::) :-[
Sorry, Hoss, that's a hard word to rhyme.
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OK IG I'll make it easy this time.
Find a word that rhymes with rhyme.
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Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
That's is Scarborough Fair. ;D
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For That Song I Don't Really Care,
But Overall, Simon & Garfunkel Are Alright
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The Kids Are Alright
But That Was The Who
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Don't Give Me No Hand Me Down Shoes,
I Bet You Couldn't Guess Who That Was :D
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Your so right there, I'm at a loss
Maybe if you gave us a hint
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Your belly button's fulla lint
Mark gave you the answer right there !
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Too many people posting on here.
I don't type that quick.
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But Hossy, with the game you MUST stick,
Having you here is such fun ;)
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I don't care what they say Mark you're #1.
I really mean that I really do.
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Sometimes though, from a shoe,
Some have desired to give me the boot ::)
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If I were you I wouldn't give a HOOT!
Yu can tell who your real pals are.
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True...and they like me from afar,
Now we should continue with a new thread....
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I think we should go ahead
Since it is 20 pages.