Quoting:
Won't you call the janitor?
Bugs and PC's don't mix.
End Quote

let them do the fix.
or just throw it out.

Quoting:


let them do the fix.
or just throw it out.
End Quote

I see a bug and I shout
get the can of Raid

Quoting:

I see a bug and I shout
get the can of Raid
End Quote

Of bugs I am not afraid
I just put them back outside

Quoting:
You have a thicker hide
I like to make em squish
End Quote

Yish!
Uneccessarily messy!

Quoting:
I confessy
It's not true!
End Quote

Then all the anthropod kingdom must love you!
But I do need to rid the ants from my kitchen....

Quoting:


Then all the anthropod kingdom must love you!
But I do need to rid the ants from my kitchen....
End Quote

OMG, quit yer b i t c h i n g! ;D
Better than cockroaches...

Quoting:

OMG, quit yer b i t c h i n g! ;D
Better than cockroaches...
End Quote

Eeek! There's a subject not to broaches!
This thread hasn't spiriled down to sex yet....

Quoting:


Eeek! There's a subject not to broaches!
This thread hasn't spiriled down to sex yet....
End Quote

It soon will with MY mindset!
Come on, get it rolling...

Quoting:

It soon will with MY mindset!
Come on, get it rolling...
End Quote

Well then, since you are conjoling:
Would you, could you on a train?
Would you, could you in the rain.....?

Quoting:


Well then, since you are conjoling:
Would you, could you on a train?
Would you, could you in the rain.....?
End Quote

I can, I do with half a brain...
I can, I can, Sam I am!!!

Quoting:

I can, I do with half a brain...
I can, I can, Sam I am!!!
End Quote

Hark, I think I hear a bam!
Who's that knocking at my door?

Quoting:


Hark, I think I hear a bam!
Who's that knocking at my door?
End Quote

It wasn't me, I was on the floor
Searching for some bugs to flatten

Quoting:

It wasn't me, I was on the floor
Searching for some bugs to flatten
End Quote

On the bug spray they will fatten
Hit them with a great big shoe

Quoting:


On the bug spray they will fatten
Hit them with a great big shoe
End Quote

And on the floor their guts will spew
Bugs can be a royal pain

Quoting:


And on the floor their guts will spew
Bugs can be a royal pain
End Quote

Dead bugs are a major gain
Squashed in carpets they are mucky

Quoting:


Dead bugs are a major gain
Squashed in carpets they are mucky
End Quote

My pets like to eat them...ew! Yucky!  :-X
In my house they don't live long

Quoting:
Perhaps, with "Afternoon Delight", you do glow
Specially if you took it slow.....
End Quote

And laugh as to buggy Hell they go
Flattened underneath my shoe

Quoting:

And laugh as to buggy Hell they go
Flattened underneath my shoe
End Quote

As far as what hit them, they never knew
Someone once told me they are our friends

Quoting:
To be gobbled by the cat
Down and down inside they go
End Quote

Sometimes I yell, "no, kitty! No!"
But I guess they like the taste

Quoting:
Better that than go to waste
I wonder if they like eating ants
End Quote

They probably would if given the chance
Crickets, spiders; it's all fair game

Quoting:
And yet our cricket has changed her name,
She's now spitting fire in the south
End Quote

Spitting fire?  Better watch her mouth
Else her tongue burns to a cinder

Quoting:
Who is going to stir the ember?
I would curb my own loose tongue.
End Quote

But then you wouldn't be as much fun.
Now all these bug squishers are really mean....

Quoting:


But then you wouldn't be as much fun.
Now all these bug squishers are really mean....
End Quote

Not as much as we might have been
After all, do you like bugs?

Quoting:
I'd rather be beaten up by thugs
So I'll spray them with my can of Raid
End Quote

And I'll be dang sure that thay're daid
(Spoken with a redneck drawl)

Quoting:

And I'll be dang sure that thay're daid
(Spoken with a redneck drawl)
End Quote

But I like things that creep and crawl!
Except for flies, and ants in numbers...

Quoting:
All the things that you encumber.
It doesn't make us dumb.
End Quote

Now that just makes my brain go numb
I don't remember implying such....

Quoting:
He seems somewhat stranger than Flanders, Ned
Perhaps he just needs a great big hug !  ::)
End Quote

...and I was setting up for a rhyme for "dickhead", but I guess that one wasn't taken up on ;-)

Oh, no! We're getting back to bugs
And how to flatten, squish and splat 'em

Quoting:
But we haven't done hammers.
Or pliers, wrenches or drills.
End Quote

Or nice handsaws without the frills
Or sockets and rachets and big screwdrivers

Quoting:
And can we hear it for the jivers.
Sorry, I don't know if that's a word.
End Quote

To silly words we are all inured
Especially after New Game Redux

Quoting:


To silly words we are all inured
Especially after New Game Redux
End Quote

Stop! I'm getting acid reflux...
These words are hard to rhyme!

Quoting:


Stop! I'm getting acid reflux...
These words are hard to rhyme!
End Quote

Yet we do it all the time (rhyme that is)
I'm not sure if it's reducks or redoo

Quoting:


Yet we do it all the time (rhyme that is)
I'm not sure if it's reducks or redoo
End Quote

Well it sucks if that is true
How's that for a save!

Quoting:

Well it sucks if that is true
How's that for a save!
End Quote

Pretty clever (if not brave)
Why must we be agitators...? :D ::)

Quoting:


Pretty clever (if not brave)
Why must we be agitators...? :D ::)
End Quote

Well, it beats being Alligators!
I hear that they sometimes eat humans :P

Quoting:

Well, it beats being Alligators!
I hear that they sometimes eat humans :P
End Quote

Maybe only with lots of cumins
Perhaps that's why Human changed to Tamtrum

Quoting:


Maybe only with lots of cumins
Perhaps that's why Human changed to Tamtrum
End Quote

Babies have temper tantrums,
And yet I can still cry :'(

Quoting:


Babies have temper tantrums,
And yet I can still cry :'(
End Quote

You are suddenly sad again, but try:
All these rhymes should make you laugh....

Quoting:


You are suddenly sad again, but try:
All these rhymes should make you laugh....
End Quote

To say I was crying was on my part, a gaffe
For today I am happy, hence my humorous wit :D

Quoting:
Just stay on here and play play play.
Then you will be happy happy!
End Quote

The rest of my day won't be so crappy
I will get out on time again

Quoting:
You'll smile all day as I know you can,
The tasks of the day will fly by quickly...

End Quote

Better each my lunch so I don't get sickly
Then tackle just a few more tasks

Quoting:


Better each my lunch so I don't get sickly
Then tackle just a few more tasks

End Quote

Then put on some happy masks.
It won't be hard to do.

Quoting:
Let's hope for no more boo-hoos.
Happiness is what we strive.
End Quote

I feel like Barney the Dinosaur will any moment arrive
And fill this thread with light and cheer... ::)

Quoting:
And live to fight another day
I have re-activated this thread
End Quote

It was quiet, and looking quite dead
Now I'm off to stay in a tent

Quoting:

It was quiet, and looking quite dead
Now I'm off to stay in a tent
End Quote

I hope your tent has a vent
Otherwise it may get quite hot

Then to be in the tent you will want not

Quoting:
I thought it was surely dead,
Oh thank you, FussBudgetVanPelt!
End Quote

Thank goodness I remembered to wear a belt
Or else my pants may fall down

Quoting:


I hope your tent has a vent
Otherwise it may get quite hot

Then to be in the tent you will want not

Thank goodness I remembered to wear a belt
Or else my pants may fall down





End Quote

If I wore pants of a clown
They would most certainly drop

Quoting:

If I wore pants of a clown
They would most certainly drop
End Quote

And round my ankles they would flop
Revealing for all and sundry to see

Quoting:
Got arrested, on my way
To the Indy PD lock-up.
End Quote

Guess this lesson I should chalk up
Always wear your underwear

Quoting:
And always have on a clean pair
If you get into a crash.
End Quote

Otherwise you may mess on the dash
So don't dis your mother's advice

Quoting:


Otherwise you may mess on the dash
So don't dis your mother's advice
End Quote

Turn them inside out and wear them twice!
I only go commando

Quoting:

Turn them inside out and wear them twice!
I only go commando
End Quote

That must be cold when there is snow
Maybe we should rhyme about pie

Quoting:
Or maybe some ugly ties.
That would stir a lot o' talk.
End Quote

The tie idea do I balk,
We could perhaps then try some music?

Quoting:
Let's not try to abuse it.
The tie idea really sucked.
End Quote

Yes, the tie idea was really f---ked
That is the rhyme you were angling for? ;D

Quoting:


Yes, the tie idea was really f---ked
That is the rhyme you were angling for? ;D
End Quote

Whatever it is please say more
For I only just got here

Quoting:


Whatever it is please say more
For I only just got here
End Quote

More naughty words? Oh dear oh dear.... :o
I have a reputation to uphold...

Quoting:


More naughty words? Oh dear oh dear.... :o
I have a reputation to uphold...
End Quote

Don't worry, be bold !
After all, no-one else can see.... ::)

Quoting:


Don't worry, be bold !
After all, no-one else can see.... ::)
End Quote

You mean it's only you and me? :D
When did this thread become invisible? ???

Quoting:


You mean it's only you and me? :D
When did this thread become invisible? ???
End Quote

The same time it became indivisible (whew)
Backed me into a corner with that word

Quoting:


The same time it became indivisible (whew)
Backed me into a corner with that word
End Quote

A corner to the wall should be preferred....
But fie -- I will stand back and give you space...

Quoting:


A corner to the wall should be preferred....
But fie -- I will stand back and give you space...
End Quote

Just put away that can of mace
Whip it out and I shall cry....

Quoting:


A corner to the wall should be preferred....
But fie -- I will stand back and give you space...
End Quote

Now wipe that smirk from your face!
Oops...did I interrupt you both?

Quoting:


Now wipe that smirk from your face!
Oops...did I interrupt you both?
End Quote

Yes !  :D And the wrong reply you did quoth !  ;)
So back to I shall cry...

Quoting:


Just put away that can of mace
Whip it out and I shall cry....
End Quote

Tho' tempting -- I'll let that double entendre pass by :o
And move this rhyme to safer ground.....

Quoting:


Tho' tempting -- I'll let that double entendre pass by :o
And move this rhyme to safer ground.....
End Quote

But I was having fun messin' around!
Safer ground---now what's that mean?

Quoting:


But I was having fun messin' around!
Safer ground---now what's that mean?
End Quote

I just thought we'd keep it clean! ;)
And now I'm sad, 'cus I must depart...

Quoting:


I just thought we'd keep it clean! ;)
And now I'm sad, 'cus I must depart...
End Quote

But Zell, I only just got to start
It's not even dinner time

Quoting:


But Zell, I only just got to start
It's not even dinner time
End Quote

Over here it's already after 9
Let's play some more (if you want to)

Quoting:


But Zell, I only just got to start
It's not even dinner time
End Quote

It's after midnight in this clime..
So my dear, goodnight, adieu... :-*

Quoting:


Over here it's already after 9
Let's play some more (if you want to)
End Quote

I was soon to head for the door
But I can extend my stay !

Quoting:


I was soon to head for the door
But I can extend my stay !
End Quote

Please! Please! If you may
I don't like being left alone

Quoting:


Please! Please! If you may
I don't like being left alone

End Quote

You should try keeping my normal board hours to know what it's like to be alone..
In that case, for a little while !

Quoting:


You should try keeping my normal board hours to know what it's like to be alone..
In that case, for a little while !
End Quote

Aw, that just made me smile!  ;D
It's getting quiet now, is it not?

Quoting:


Aw, that just made me smile!  ;D
It's getting quiet now, is it not?
End Quote

Like Coke, these rhymes hit the spot !
I've been alive since I was born !

Quoting:


Like Coke, these rhymes hit the spot !
I've been alive since I was born !
End Quote

And would that be in the morn'?
I think I was a morning girl

Quoting:


And would that be in the morn'?
I think I was a morning girl
End Quote

I've give this question a whirl
I believe it was AM at ten-forty

Quoting:
Eventually, he'll get it right.
As for me, I'm waiting on 'spray.

End Quote

Maybe (s)he'll change from Coke one day
And convert to the Pepsi scene

Quoting:


Maybe (s)he'll change from Coke one day
And convert to the Pepsi scene
End Quote

Not to be mean,
But I hate pepsi :P

Quoting:

Not to be mean,
But I hate pepsi :P
End Quote

And you almost stopped this rhyme, see?
You should have just said "I love Coke..."

Quoting:


And you almost stopped this rhyme, see?
You should have just said "I love Coke..."
End Quote

Then the rhyme would of ended with a Joke
Coke is the worst beverage around.

Quoting:


Then the rhyme would of ended with a Joke
Coke is the worst beverage around.
End Quote

Pespsi lovers should not make a sound
They should be seen and not heard...

Quoting:RockandRollFan link=board=membersonly&num=1029129892&start=165#177 date=08/16/02 at 10:10:07]
Sometimes I'm just a dumb bloke,
You again, are correct my dear
End Quote

Always correct about Coke, here!
Pepsi lovers should be seen and not heard.

Quoting:


Pespsi lovers should not make a sound
They should be seen and not heard...


Always correct about Coke, here!
Pepsi lovers should be seen and not heard.
End Quote

Who ever said I loved Pepsi? thats absurd
Whats on sale for the week is the soda I drink

Quoting:


Who ever said I loved Pepsi? thats absurd
Whats on sale for the week is the soda I drink
End Quote

That's really a very smart idea, I think!
Last night I drank some Dr. Shasta....

Quoting:


That's really a very smart idea, I think!
Last night I drank some Dr. Shasta....
End Quote

I sometimes drink value soda, but only when I hafta
"Super market" brands must share the same names.

Quoting:


I sometimes drink value soda, but only when I hafta
"Super market" brands must share the same names.
End Quote

For the most part, they pretty much taste the sames...
I miss Big K Cola at 12 cents a can.... :'(

Quoting:


For the most part, they pretty much taste the sames...
I miss Big K Cola at 12 cents a can.... :'(
End Quote

And no more Shasta...damn!
I miss original Orange Crush as well

Quoting:
Drinking Soda, I mostly stopped,
I enjoy water much more
End Quote

water is too plain, and quite a bore
I perfer more taste in my drinks

Quoting:


water is too plain, and quite a bore
I perfer more taste in my drinks
End Quote

I miss Fizzies me thinks,
an occasional soda is alright

Quoting:
Barq's is the one with bite.
Speaking of bite, dogs bite mailmen.
End Quote

Thats only because they like the taste of em, then
Or maybe thier mad because the mail is slow?

Quoting:


Thats only because they like the taste of em, then
Or maybe thier mad because the mail is slow?
End Quote

slower than my computer....no
Can't wait to get my new lap top soon

Quoting:
Well, they are quite the new sensation
but now I must leave
End Quote

Ah! What a tangled web we weave!
Here and there, like ships passing in the night....

Quoting:
While my skin is tight.
Too much deoderant soap.
End Quote

Maybe you should try soap on a rope.
All the soda avatars have gone, 'cept one... ;)

Quoting:
You mean Hairspray is done?
Is commercialism dead on this board?
End Quote

Probably sliced up with a sword.
I haven't noticed 'spray in awhile

Quoting:


Probably sliced up with a sword.
I haven't noticed 'spray in awhile
End Quote

She was here today her avatar was still the same file
only a few post on the system anouncements board

Quoting:


She was here today her avatar was still the same file
only a few post on the system anouncements board
End Quote

It's the PPP board that people hoard!
All the games are lots of fun

Quoting:
And it's safer than hanging out with Heroin Junkies
this board seems to take up all my free time
End Quote

We keep returning to things that end "ime"
And it takes up my non-free time as well

Quoting:


We keep returning to things that end "ime"
And it takes up my non-free time as well
End Quote

And mine, too -- that I can tell
I think we've all fallen into a trap

Quoting:


And mine, too -- that I can tell
I think we've all fallen into a trap
End Quote

The kind where you might as well set up furniture and crap
Might as well get comfortable, we're never getting out....

Quoting:


The kind where you might as well set up furniture and crap
Might as well get comfortable, we're never getting out....
End Quote

Of that fact you seem to have no doubt
But I believe there is a way

Quoting:


Of that fact you seem to have no doubt
But I believe there is a way
End Quote

Let the furniture stay,
Just don't trip

Quoting:

Let the furniture stay,
Just don't trip
End Quote

Or you might break a hip
Take it easy, kick back

Quoting:


Or you might break a hip
Take it easy, kick back
End Quote

Then you can hit the sack,
Or maybe something else

Quoting:
I guess he would leave behind his wife
Maybe she will change his mind
End Quote

On these last dozen post this I find:
That I'd be lost if not for Fox News... ::)

Quoting:


On these last dozen post this I find:
That I'd be lost if not for Fox News... ::)
End Quote

Fox is the news channel you choose  :o
Wouldn't you rather Dan Rather on CBS ?

Quoting:
I too like him, you see,
he's an expert in his field
End Quote

And many stories he does yield
His manner of delivery is very clear

Quoting:


And many stories he does yield
His manner of delivery is very clear
End Quote

Mainstream news is slanted I fear
If you want the truth, tune in to "The Factor"

Quoting:


Mainstream news is slanted I fear
If you want the truth, tune in to "The Factor"
End Quote

And Connie Chung..yes CBS "Sacked" her,
But I'd still Rather not watch them!

Quoting:

And Connie Chung..yes CBS "Sacked" her,
But I'd still Rather not watch them!
End Quote

But I guess it's something we needia
Like a neccessary evil....

Hey! Change that "media" line back already! >:(

Quoting:
Connie Chung was a boll weevil.
From her head down to her shoes.
End Quote

Eeeew! Now I'll never watch the news.
Now a different subject if you please....

Quoting:
How about the power of cheese?
I don't think so, too mundane.
End Quote

Yes, the rhymes may be hard to sustain,
What, with the likes of Muenster

Quoting:
Mark, you are a funster.
And that Zella's a nice lady.
End Quote

She's certainly not shady,
you're a funster as well as Fuss

Quoting:

She's certainly not shady,
you're a funster as well as Fuss
End Quote

We are a deeevine foursome, us..
Hey! I kind of like those odds! ;D

Quoting:


We are a deeevine foursome, us..
Hey! I kind of like those odds! ;D
End Quote

As we intertwine our bods
oops let's keep it clean

Quoting:

As we intertwine our bods
oops let's keep it clean
End Quote

Er.... one at a time was more the scene...
Now is that J.C. running fast away?

Quoting:
No, but watch what you say.
You know the walls have ears.
End Quote

I will whisper so calm your fears!
So am I left with only two? :(

Quoting:
If not, then only a few.
And lips and eyes and thighs.
End Quote

Well, that is worth a few tries
Mmmmm.... sounds positively delicious!

Quoting:

Well, that is worth a few tries
Mmmmm.... sounds positively delicious!
End Quote

Judging by her coments, she seems sensuous,
Yet won't even go for a Foursome?

Quoting:

Judging by her coments, she seems sensous,
Yet won't even go for a Foursome?
End Quote

Of coursesome! But J.C. has already fled,
And Fuss is nowhere to be found....

Quoting:


Of coursesome! But J.C. has already fled,
And Fuss is nowhere to be found....
End Quote

Well since a two-fer is bound,
Get on the ground :P

Quoting:

Well since a two-fer is bound,
Get on the ground :P
End Quote

Could something softer than ground not be found?
We are not such spritely young things....

Quoting:


Could something softer than ground not be found?
We are not such spritely young things....
End Quote

If only we could sprout some wings
Then we could soar through the clouds

Quoting:
Because the thunderstorms are loud.
And the lightning strikes us badly.
End Quote

Just when things are going along gladly
People leave, or stop the fun! ::)

Quoting:


Just when things are going along gladly
People leave, or stop the fun! ::)
End Quote

There's really no need to run
Stay awhile and relax!

Quoting:


Mainstream news is slanted I fear
If you want the truth, tune in to "The Factor"
End Quote

That's Z's opinion, we should respect 'er
Or then again we could change the station

Quoting:
Or let her bask in her elation.
She's too smart for us slow a**ed men.
End Quote

Two replies above, a fool of myself, I made again
By replying to a post from an old page  :-[

Quoting:
That just proves the old adage.
Must be that pesky double-vision.
End Quote

No need Fuss for self-derision
I've made the same mistake myself

Quoting:
And when yo have we forgave you and wished you good health

so where does this thread go from here?
End Quote

Well, the foursome was not well recieved my dear!
In fact they all deserted me.... ::)

Quoting:


Well, the foursome was not well recieved my dear!
In fact they all deserted me.... ::)
End Quote

Well I'm back so in count me
Although, territory, this is new...

Quoting:


Well I'm back so in count me
Although, territory, this is new...
End Quote

Well J.C.'s here but quiet (too)
And Mark left me uncerimoniously....

Quoting:
I'm here now, acrimonously. (Not sure of the definition.)
I may be gone much of today, though.
End Quote

Is that so?
We will miss you then!

Quoting:


Is that so?
We will miss you then!
End Quote

are you coming back? but when?
have good time,though!

Quoting:


are you coming back? but when?
have good time,though!
End Quote

Soon again you must show,
As I will miss you also

Quoting:
Missed you all while I was away.
Well at least we have lots of milk.
End Quote

I guess that's better than lots of silk
Cannot drink silk or satin either

Quoting:


I guess that's better than lots of silk
Cannot drink silk or satin either
End Quote

Me Neither,
Let's share some Pizza ;)

Quoting:

Me Neither,
Let's share some Pizza ;)
End Quote

As long as it doesn't have any meatsa
Well perhaps a bit of pepperoni....

Quoting:
But what do I have to lose?
Hairspray and MW should be just around the corner
End Quote

And then we will have to be a sojourner
Into yet another new thread....

Quoting:
Then she'll go eat some chicken wings
knowing that the thread is over.
End Quote

Or maybe instead of chicken -- plover
That would be far more exotic

Quoting:
as long as it's a clean product
If not she could become ill
End Quote

Then maybe she could skip the bill
And get a good lawsuit going....

Quoting:
The Lies the lawyers would be sewing
and they would settle out of court
End Quote

For an easy million or just short
At least enough to take retirement