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Subject: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/07 at 9:51 pm
... And I'll answer!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 02/10/07 at 11:22 pm
Are Robot Llamas the same species as the Robot Alpaca?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: whistledog on 02/10/07 at 11:43 pm
Do Robot Llamas make beeping sounds like R2-D2, and if so, do they crap out nuts and bolts when they are constipated?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 1:06 am
Are Robot Llamas the same species as the Robot Alpaca?
Well... not really... But we can make it so that they can mate, so technically yes.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 1:07 am
Do Robot Llamas make beeping sounds like R2-D2, and if so, do they crap out nuts and bolts when they are constipated?
Depending on the model and species, yes, they can beep like R2-D2... or sometimes they just talk like my grandma. And... Robots don't poop, since they have metallic metal plates for their whole pelvic region.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/07 at 1:52 am
Are we in danger that the Robot Llamas will achieve A.I. and take over the world or is this already happening?
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mmcys5FTMwAeWCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12b372j8p/EXP=1171266588/**http%3A//www.rockisland.com/~castalia/images/3silvmb2.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/11/07 at 7:10 am
What's a Robot Llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 02/11/07 at 7:54 am
Depending on the model and species, yes, they can beep like R2-D2... or sometimes they just talk like my grandma. And... Robots don't poop, since they have metallic metal plates for their whole pelvic region.
Taking into account this answer, I must ask......are you a Robot Llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 02/11/07 at 8:01 am
If an android is a robot made to resemble a human, what species would the robot llama be?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 10:25 am
Are we in danger that the Robot Llamas will achieve A.I. and take over the world or is this already happening?
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mmcys5FTMwAeWCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12b372j8p/EXP=1171266588/**http%3A//www.rockisland.com/~castalia/images/3silvmb2.jpg
They have achieved A.I.... But they don't really care about taking over the world. I mean... who would feed them!?
I guess they WOULD be pretty good at spitting down on us...
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 10:26 am
What's a Robot Llama?
A llama that's a robot.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 10:26 am
Taking into account this answer, I must ask......are you a Robot Llama?
No, but I was once captured by some, tried to turn me into one, but never got past the crotch.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 10:27 am
If an android is a robot made to resemble a human, what species would the robot llama be?
A llamdroid? *Shrug*
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/07 at 11:49 am
Are these Robot Llamas any more mileage-efficient than our current vehicles?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 1:30 pm
Are these Robot Llamas any more mileage-efficient than our current vehicles?
Yes, but they die pretty quickly that way.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/11/07 at 1:45 pm
A llama that's a robot.
But do they talk?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 5:16 pm
But do they talk?
They speak Robot Llama language.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 02/11/07 at 5:24 pm
in a fight between a robot llama and a blood llama, who would win?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 5:26 pm
in a fight between a robot llama and a blood llama, who would win?
Robot llama spit is acidic... so probably the robot.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 02/11/07 at 8:39 pm
What would be the point of having a robot llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 8:41 pm
What would be the point of having a robot llama?
No point... They're just there. You can't keep those things away from each other!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/12/07 at 5:55 am
They speak Robot Llama language.
That I'd like to see someday.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/12/07 at 6:10 pm
That I'd like to see someday.
Look them up on google!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/13/07 at 6:28 am
Look them up on google!
They're on there? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/07 at 10:17 am
They're on there? ???
I don't know. Look them up and find out!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/13/07 at 11:18 am
Will take over the world, just like the Terminators? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/07 at 11:22 am
Will take over the world, just like the Terminators? ;D
Not if we act now!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/13/07 at 11:39 am
I will then send an Austrian robot llama killing cyborg, from the future. He'll emrige from the pod, take his uzis, shoot at then and then take off his sunglasses, and look dramatically at the camera and say....
"You hav ben terminated now, llamas. I wef be bak." ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/13/07 at 12:09 pm
I don't know. Look them up and find out!
I googled Robot Llamas and they're no such thing.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/07 at 9:53 pm
I googled Robot Llamas and they're no such thing.
It's like God and unicorns... You just have to believe.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/13/07 at 10:02 pm
are they as cute as regular llamas? would your mom be interested in collection little figurines of them, as well?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/07 at 10:07 pm
are they as cute as regular llamas? would your mom be interested in collection little figurines of them, as well?
They're actually quite ugly... But some of them have tute, artificial, buck teeth.
My mom probably would not like them as figurines. They'd shoot lasers at her furniture.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/14/07 at 6:17 am
It's like God and unicorns... You just have to believe.
I can't and I won't.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 02/14/07 at 6:25 am
Hey Doms...if you ever get bored of this place......http://www.armyofllamas.org/board/index.php?act=home
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/14/07 at 5:01 pm
Hey Doms...if you ever get bored of this place......http://www.armyofllamas.org/board/index.php?act=home
I didn't know there was that kind of forum. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/07 at 6:31 pm
I can't and I won't.
Then you are going...
... To HELL!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/07 at 6:31 pm
Hey Doms...if you ever get bored of this place......http://www.armyofllamas.org/board/index.php?act=home
Hey, thanks! Too bad it's about video games... =/
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/14/07 at 7:08 pm
Then you are going...
... To HELL!
Take me to hell
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/07 at 7:08 pm
Take me to hell
The llamas will... not I.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/15/07 at 12:31 am
What is the power source of robot llamas? Solar panels? A battery pack that needs to be recharged and/or replaced every so often? Or do they have an 8-hp Briggs & Stratton engine on their back that runs a generator?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/15/07 at 2:26 pm
The llamas will... not I.
Should I be afraid if they spit on me?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/07 at 4:53 pm
What is the power source of robot llamas? Solar panels? A battery pack that needs to be recharged and/or replaced every so often? Or do they have an 8-hp Briggs & Stratton engine on their back that runs a generator?
The last one, yes. Well... Not Briggs and Stratton, more like... Knickers and Boxers.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/15/07 at 5:03 pm
The last one, yes. Well... Not Briggs and Stratton, more like... Knickers and Boxers.
Do the motors on the back of robot llamas have electric starters? Or do you have to climb on top of them and yank a cord to start them up like a lawnmower?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/07 at 5:04 pm
Do the motors on the back of robot llamas have electric starters? Or do you have to climb on top of them and yank a cord to start them up like a lawnmower?
Electric, but they're never turned off, sooooo... You don't need to worry about it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/15/07 at 5:06 pm
Electric, but they're never turned off, sooooo... You don't need to worry about it.
So, robot llamas are always turned on? :o :o :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/07 at 5:07 pm
So, robot llamas are always turned on? :o :o :o
Yes, AND they've got lots of appendages.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/15/07 at 5:08 pm
Yes, AND they've got lots of appendages.
You mean they're..."fully functional?!?" :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/07 at 5:09 pm
You mean they're..."fully functional?!?" :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Well, yes... Being that they were made for keeping lonely people company, you'd imagine they'd have all the necessities of being a good companion.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/15/07 at 5:12 pm
Well, yes... Being that they were made for keeping lonely people company, you'd imagine they'd have all the necessities of being a good companion.
Interesting.
Kind of reminds me of an encounter I once had with a robot bunny.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/07 at 5:13 pm
Interesting.
Kind of reminds me of an encounter I once had with a robot bunny.
He looks really stiff.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/15/07 at 5:17 pm
He looks really stiff.
He?!?
Even though I have a thing for mating with cyborg replicas of different species of animals, I don't go that way. ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/07 at 5:30 pm
He?!?
Even though I have a thing for mating with cyborg replicas of different species of animals, I don't go that way. ;D ;D ;D
Well, it wouldn't have made sense if I said SHE looked stiff, now, would it?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/15/07 at 5:37 pm
Well, it wouldn't have made sense if I said SHE looked stiff, now, would it?
Just like they say in the U.S. Navy, "any port in a storm." ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 6:42 am
Interesting.
Kind of reminds me of an encounter I once had with a robot bunny.
talk about a f-u-c-kbunny. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/16/07 at 3:23 pm
If robot llamas were built in Japan, would they be "lobot rramas?" ;D ;D ;D
(Apologies to Rice Cube...)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 3:34 pm
If robot llamas were built in Japan, would they be "lobot rramas?" ;D ;D ;D
(Apologies to Rice Cube...)
rowbot rhamas? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/16/07 at 6:04 pm
If robot llamas were built in Japan, would they be "lobot rramas?" ;D ;D ;D
(Apologies to Rice Cube...)
Only by the Japanese... Next!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: karen on 02/21/07 at 6:31 am
What would Scooby Doo call them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/21/07 at 3:59 pm
What would Scooby Doo call them?
Probably he'll be calling them in his language. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/21/07 at 6:11 pm
What would Scooby Doo call them?
Ruh-Rohbot Llamas? *Shrug*
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 02/21/07 at 6:49 pm
Ruh-Rohbot Llamas? *Shrug*
I sense that you are unsure about that answer.
You are running an important thread here and you are supposed to make us confident in your knowledge of robot llamas! Now straighten up, boy!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/21/07 at 6:51 pm
I sense that you are unsure about that answer.
You are running an important thread here and you are supposed to make us confident in your knowledge of robot llamas! Now straighten up, boy!
I'm very sure! I have no idea where you've gotten that notion. Okay, so I'm not sure about your notion, but I'm sure about me being sure.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 03/08/07 at 6:44 pm
They so wanna be like the robot llama.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070308/ap_on_sc/salamander_robot
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/08/07 at 6:56 pm
They so wanna be like the robot llama.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070308/ap_on_sc/salamander_robot
Whoa. That... sucks. Llamas are better!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/09/07 at 6:22 am
Whoa. That... sucks. Llamas are better!
In what way are they better?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/12/07 at 9:27 pm
In what way are they better?
In every way imaginable.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/12/07 at 11:00 pm
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mmDIfZFEE8BpkqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fsoe0uf/EXP=1173844739/**http%3A//www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/eg-Mars-face-llama.jpg we're not alone :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/12/07 at 11:01 pm
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mmDIfZFEE8BpkqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fsoe0uf/EXP=1173844739/**http%3A//www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/eg-Mars-face-llama.jpg we're not alone :o
omg!
llamalien!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 03/13/07 at 1:31 am
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mmDIfZFEE8BpkqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fsoe0uf/EXP=1173844739/**http%3A//www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/eg-Mars-face-llama.jpg we're not alone :o
There is a llama emerging from the face of the moon? It's a conspiracy! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/07 at 2:25 am
There is a llama emerging from the face of the moon? It's a conspiracy! >:(
based on this scientific discovery, it's possible Doms has Llama DNA mixed with his human DNA, no doubt.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/13/07 at 6:22 am
omg!
llamalien!
Llama on the moon. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Step-chan on 03/23/07 at 2:24 pm
Who is the coolest robot llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/07 at 7:18 pm
Who is the coolest robot llama?
Llamatron.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/23/07 at 10:15 pm
Llamatron.
How does it work?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/07 at 10:22 pm
How does it work?
It's got a brain.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/23/07 at 10:38 pm
have you seen the new Llamas Gone Wild video :o
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mjUnARGeZoA2VajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=130rijfvu/EXP=1174793812/**http%3A//www.stray-light.co.uk/Files/GalleryJ/Woca/lady%2520with%2520llama.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/24/07 at 6:38 am
have you seen the new Llamas Gone Wild video :o
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mjUnARGeZoA2VajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=130rijfvu/EXP=1174793812/**http%3A//www.stray-light.co.uk/Files/GalleryJ/Woca/lady%2520with%2520llama.jpg
I don't want to even know. :o :P
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/07 at 10:06 am
have you seen the new Llamas Gone Wild video :o
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mjUnARGeZoA2VajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=130rijfvu/EXP=1174793812/**http%3A//www.stray-light.co.uk/Files/GalleryJ/Woca/lady%2520with%2520llama.jpg
Would you believe they let nude llamas run around the zoo? They should just keep that stuff away from the kids.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/07 at 1:55 pm
How many Robot Llamas are there in existence?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Step-chan on 03/24/07 at 6:06 pm
Llamatron.
Cool!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: KKay on 03/24/07 at 7:51 pm
this goes on my list of threads I have to think about before I click.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 3:05 am
How many Robot Llamas are there in existence?
3 1/2.
... ^ >:-}D Good!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/07 at 3:35 am
3 1/2.
... ^ >:-}D Good!
How can the ½ robot llama be accounted for?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 6:48 am
Could you have one for a pet?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 10:18 am
How can the ½ robot llama be accounted for?
Only his bottom half exists.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 10:18 am
Could you have one for a pet?
No, because of the limited supply, you can only find them at the zoo.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/07 at 10:40 am
Only his bottom half exists.
So what did happen to the top half?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 10:41 am
So what did happen to the top half?
He was never finished... Like Edward Scissorhands.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/25/07 at 11:09 am
how does one ride a llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/07 at 11:15 am
He was never finished... Like Edward Scissorhands.
I still yet to see Edward Scissorhands (but do have the DVD), so I do not get your reference yet.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 1:28 pm
how does one ride a llama?
First you get it naked...
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/07 at 1:29 pm
I still yet to see Edward Scissorhands (but do have the DVD), so I do not get your reference yet.
=o You SHOULD see it. It's a cult favorite. Tomorrow, instead of inthe00s, watch that movie. *Nods*
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 4:22 pm
No, because of the limited supply, you can only find them at the zoo.
Any zoo?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 4:23 pm
First you get it naked...
Llamas don't wear clothes,They're already naked. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/07 at 10:10 pm
Any zoo?
No, there are only 3 1/2 of them, and there are more than 3 1/2 zoos.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/07 at 10:10 pm
Llamas don't wear clothes,They're already naked. ::)
Robot Llamas do.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/07 at 2:23 am
=o You SHOULD see it. It's a cult favorite. Tomorrow, instead of inthe00s, watch that movie. *Nods*
I give it a shot, but not tomorrow.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/27/07 at 3:24 am
Are Robot llamas real or are they just a figment of your imagination ?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 6:12 am
Robot Llamas do.
I've never seen a robot llama naked before. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/07 at 11:49 am
I've never seen a robot llama naked before. ::)
you will not wish too!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 12:37 pm
you will not wish too!
Thanks for the warning,Phil. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 5:17 pm
Are Robot llamas real or are they just a figment of your imagination ?
I can't really say, as if it were a figment of my imagination, I'd think they're real.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 5:22 pm
I've never seen a robot llama naked before. ::)
You've not seen a robot llama clothed, either.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 9:21 pm
You've not seen a robot llama clothed, either.
I don't think I'd want to.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:29 pm
I don't think I'd want to.
You don't want to see a clothed robot llama, OR a naked robot llama?
Then what DO you want, Picky Boy?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 9:31 pm
You don't want to see a clothed robot llama, OR a naked robot llama?
Then what DO you want, Picky Boy?
a semi-naked robot llama, mayhap? a be-skivvied robot llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/27/07 at 9:38 pm
a semi-naked robot llama, mayhap? a be-skivvied robot llama?
Maybe he wants an invisible one.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/27/07 at 9:39 pm
Maybe he wants an invisible one.
or an imaginary one.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 9:43 pm
a semi-naked robot llama, mayhap? a be-skivvied robot llama?
Be-skivvied? That's my new favorite word.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 5:57 am
Maybe he wants an invisible one.
An invisible Llama?!?! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: karen on 03/28/07 at 6:32 am
An invisible Llama?!?! ;D
There are loads of 'em about
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 7:10 am
There are loads of 'em about
and because they're invisible, we don't even know about them. :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: karen on 03/28/07 at 7:27 am
and because they're invisible, we don't even know about them. :o
you got it!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/28/07 at 9:27 am
you got it!
So maybe they are in every zoo...
Wait! This is my thread! I'm the expert!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 10:04 am
So maybe they are in every zoo...
Wait! This is my thread! I'm the expert!
for all we know, you could be one of them!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 2:36 pm
Meat is A Llama?!?!? :o ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/28/07 at 6:24 pm
for all we know, you could be one of them!
Yeah, so don't doubt my powers! >:-{
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/28/07 at 6:24 pm
Meat is A Llama?!?!? :o ;D
No comment.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 9:31 pm
Yeah, so don't doubt my powers! >:-{
Ooh,I'm scared! :P
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 9:48 pm
Yeah, so don't doubt my powers! >:-{
awww, bitch!
http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/thumbs/TN_gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-710.jpg
it's ON, now!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/29/07 at 9:25 am
Ooh,I'm scared! :P
You should be. I could squash you like a bug.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 2:36 pm
You should be. I could squash you like a bug.
You couldn't even if you tried! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/29/07 at 6:07 pm
You couldn't even if you tried! ;D
I think I would know. You don't even believe I have powers.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 6:15 am
I think I would know. You don't even believe I have powers.
yeah,What powers? ::) :P
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/30/07 at 7:50 am
yeah,What powers? ::) :P
*zap*
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 2:11 pm
*zap*
*zap* My ass. >:(
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/30/07 at 2:13 pm
*zap* My ass. >:(
that's not quite the comeback i was expecting! :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 3:23 pm
that's not quite the comeback i was expecting! :o
It's an expression Tia! ::)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/30/07 at 3:24 pm
i'm not familiar with the expression "zap my ass." it must be a regional thing.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 3:25 pm
i'm not familiar with the expression "zap my ass." it must be a regional thing.
It's like saying Yeah,You're really gonna zap me,Yeah Right.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/30/07 at 5:56 pm
It's like saying Yeah,You're really gonna zap me,Yeah Right.
He did zap you, though. o_O
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 6:44 am
He did zap you, though. o_O
I didn't feel it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/31/07 at 10:20 am
I didn't feel it.
That's because you have no nerves. This is why you must join the military!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 03/31/07 at 10:56 am
That's because you have no nerves. This is why you must join the military!
???
so basically you're saying he needs to join the military so he can get the feeling back in his ass?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/31/07 at 1:29 pm
???
so basically you're saying he needs to join the military so he can get the feeling back in his ass?
No no no... Because if he gets shot, he can continue fighting... Because he wouldn't even notice.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 2:43 pm
That's because you have no nerves. This is why you must join the military!
Why the Military? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 2:43 pm
???
so basically you're saying he needs to join the military so he can get the feeling back in his ass?
What "feeling" is that? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/31/07 at 3:08 pm
What "feeling" is that? ;D
Feeling of a bullet in your butt.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 3:44 pm
Feeling of a bullet in your butt.
That must be a bad feeling.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/31/07 at 3:50 pm
That must be a bad feeling.
Which is why it's good you can't feel.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 10:17 pm
Which is why it's good you can't feel.
That's right I can't feel.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/01/07 at 11:20 am
this conversation just keeps getting weirder. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/07 at 11:23 am
this conversation just keeps getting weirder. ;D
XD
Howard. I know you can't feel! That is why I'm saying you must join the army, so when you get shot, you won't feel it.
M'kay?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/01/07 at 1:35 pm
XD
Howard. I know you can't feel! That is why I'm saying you must join the army, so when you get shot, you won't feel it.
M'kay?
Should I get my head shaved? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/01/07 at 1:39 pm
Should I get my head shaved? ;D
do you have any feeling in your head?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/07 at 1:46 pm
Should I get my head shaved? ;D
Yes
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/01/07 at 2:36 pm
do you have any feeling in your head?
No Not Really except a scar that would show after I was born.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/07 at 5:20 pm
No Not Really except a scar that would show after I was born.
A scar doesn't have feeling, per se. Shave it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/01/07 at 8:10 pm
evidently he thought i was asking him if he would have feeling IF he shaved his head.
intriguing.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/07 at 8:39 pm
evidently he thought i was asking him if he would have feeling IF he shaved his head.
intriguing.
XDDD His hair gives him inhuman anti-feeling powers?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/01/07 at 8:43 pm
XDDD His hair gives him inhuman anti-feeling powers?
no, he seems to be thinking of things that would hurt if he were to shave his head?
or things that would show that he wouldn't want showing after he shaved his head?
sorta like this guy?
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews22/a%20Richard%20Donner%20The%20Omen%20Gregory%20Peck%20Lee%20Remick/n%20Richard%20Donner%20The%20Omen%20Gregory%20Peck%20Lee%20Remick%20OMEN_D1-0(3).jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/07 at 9:08 pm
no, he seems to be thinking of things that would hurt if he were to shave his head?
or things that would show that he wouldn't want showing after he shaved his head?
sorta like this guy?
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews22/a%20Richard%20Donner%20The%20Omen%20Gregory%20Peck%20Lee%20Remick/n%20Richard%20Donner%20The%20Omen%20Gregory%20Peck%20Lee%20Remick%20OMEN_D1-0(3).jpg
I'll bet his scar is beautiful. Why, I'd lick it, even!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/02/07 at 6:05 am
A scar doesn't have feeling, per se. Shave it.
I going to keep my beautiful hair.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/02/07 at 6:06 am
I'll bet his scar is beautiful. Why, I'd lick it, even!
That's disgusting! :P ::)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/02/07 at 10:18 am
That's disgusting! :P ::)
Maybe to you, but I think scars are not disgusting.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/02/07 at 3:12 pm
Maybe to you, but I think scars are not disgusting.
Then why in the hell would you want to lick it? ::)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/02/07 at 5:00 pm
Then why in the hell would you want to lick it? ::)
so you're saying if he DID find scars disgusting, it would be self-evident why he'd wanna lick it? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/02/07 at 5:08 pm
so you're saying if he DID find scars disgusting, it would be self-evident why he'd wanna lick it? ???
http://mandatemedia.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/twilightzone.gif
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/02/07 at 5:10 pm
http://mandatemedia.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/twilightzone.gif
lol. it's not MY fault! i'm simply trying to clarify the defendant's testimony on cross-examination.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/02/07 at 5:12 pm
lol. it's not MY fault! i'm simply trying to clarify the defendant's testimony on cross-examination.
Sir, your signature is about to give me a seizure. I like it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/02/07 at 6:55 pm
so you're saying if he DID find scars disgusting, it would be self-evident why he'd wanna lick it? ???
I wouldn't even lick it. :P
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/02/07 at 7:28 pm
I wouldn't even lick it. :P
I would.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Step-chan on 04/02/07 at 9:51 pm
Who would win in a fight between a robot llama and Scrappy Doo?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/02/07 at 10:34 pm
Who would win in a fight between a robot llama and Scrappy Doo?
Well, Robot Llamas have laser eyes...
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Step-chan on 04/02/07 at 10:45 pm
Well, Robot Llamas have laser eyes...
Scrappy only has puppy power.... Scrappy be going down....
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/03/07 at 6:41 am
I would.
Let me see you try. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/07 at 6:34 pm
Let me see you try. ::) ;D
Well.. That would be kind of hard, considering that you're much, much farther away than my tongue could reach.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/03/07 at 9:35 pm
http://i10.tinypic.com/312dcoi.gif
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/04/07 at 6:02 am
Well.. That would be kind of hard, considering that you're much, much farther away than my tongue could reach.
Could your tongue reach through your computer? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/07 at 10:23 am
Could your tongue reach through your computer? ;D
What do you think?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/04/07 at 2:55 pm
What do you think?
You could try but It surely won't work. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/07 at 5:04 pm
*Sigh* Now that Tia's gone, who's gonna post in here!?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/05/07 at 6:01 am
I will. *raises hand*.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 04/05/07 at 9:37 am
I'm in Idaho now and we've got lots of llamas. Is there anyway to tell the difference between a robot llama and a real llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/05/07 at 5:49 pm
I'm in Idaho now and we've got lots of llamas. Is there anyway to tell the difference between a robot llama and a real llama?
Yes. Robot llamas are metal!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/06/07 at 6:11 am
Yes. Robot llamas are metal!
Are there any pictures of them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/07 at 10:01 am
Are there any pictures of them?
I think you've already asked me this.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/06/07 at 1:51 pm
maybe administer that weird replicant test like in blade runner? only the llama version.
There is no Llama version.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/07 at 5:02 pm
There is no Llama version.
He's being hypothetical.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 04/07/07 at 7:58 pm
maybe administer that weird replicant test like in blade runner? only the llama version.
I've never seen Blade Runner. I'll need help with this replicant test.
But then....none of the llamas out here are metal. There we go...problem solved.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/07/07 at 8:18 pm
He's being hypothetical.
Ok I wasn't too sure.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 04/20/07 at 11:06 am
So tell me...what are robot llamas used for?
Check out this article. First the robot salamander and now this. They are all copying the robot llama fad!!!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070420/sc_nm/britain_robofalcon_pigeons_dc
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/07 at 7:05 pm
So tell me...what are robot llamas used for?
Check out this article. First the robot salamander and now this. They are all coping the robot llama fad!!!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070420/sc_nm/britain_robofalcon_pigeons_dc
They're not really used for anything. They just... are... like us!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/20/07 at 7:46 pm
Wow,Everything's gone robot. :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/07 at 7:51 pm
Wow,Everything's gone robot. :o
Even Robin!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/20/07 at 7:52 pm
Even Robin!
I don't want to even think about it. :o ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 04/21/07 at 1:34 am
They're not really used for anything. They just... are... like us!
There's a llama that lives down the street from me. Everytime I see the damn thing, it's eating grass. I think that all it's used for.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/07 at 1:50 am
There's a llama that lives down the street from me. Everytime I see the damn thing, it's eating grass. I think that all it's used for.
If it's a robot llama, then it's invisible, and you can not see it!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 04/21/07 at 1:56 am
If it's a robot llama, then it's invisible, and you can not see it!
That's a load of crap! So tell me how you know what robot llamas look like if you can't see them?
I don't think this is a robot llama anyway because it's not made of metal.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/07 at 2:01 am
That's a load of crap! So tell me how you know what robot llamas look like if you can't see them?
I don't think this is a robot llama anyway because it's not made of metal.
I don't know what they look like! If you read back, though, you can see the invisible thing has been proven.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/21/07 at 3:10 am
That's a load of crap! So tell me how you know what robot llamas look like if you can't see them?
I don't think this is a robot llama anyway because it's not made of metal.
it's a polylllametic alloy llama.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/07 at 3:16 am
it's a polylllametic alloy llama.
An invisible alloy ploy.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/21/07 at 3:19 am
An invisible alloy ploy.
do your parents know you're up, llama-lad?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/07 at 3:23 am
do your parents know you're up, llama-lad?
One of them must, Tia-Tank.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/21/07 at 3:26 am
One of them must, Tia-Tank.
Tia-Tank. I like it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/07 at 3:28 am
Tia-Tank. I like it.
Me, too. I'm too tired to think of something better, though.
too tired to think... Alliteration!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/21/07 at 6:51 am
But do they mate?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/07 at 12:48 pm
But do they mate?
... No, Howard. They're robots.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/21/07 at 4:23 pm
i've heard rumors they may not actually be real. is there anything to this?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/21/07 at 5:18 pm
... No, Howard. They're robots.
Robots can mate.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/21/07 at 5:19 pm
i've heard rumors they may not actually be real. is there anything to this?
He has no proof. >:(
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 04/21/07 at 6:25 pm
it's a polylllametic alloy llama.
Ahhhh....of course! A different kind of llama all together.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 04/21/07 at 8:49 pm
He has no proof. >:(
yeah, meat! let's see some bona fides on this whole robot llama thing. or have you been playing us for fools all this time? ??? >:(
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/22/07 at 1:05 am
i've heard rumors they may not actually be real. is there anything to this?
There are lies to it. These rumors or false.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/22/07 at 1:06 am
yeah, meat! let's see some bona fides on this whole robot llama thing. or have you been playing us for fools all this time? ??? >:(
Um.... No comment.
*Glances in both directions... then runs*
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/22/07 at 6:51 am
Um.... No comment.
*Glances in both directions... then runs*
I bet you're a robot llama. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/22/07 at 4:03 pm
I bet you're a robot llama. ::)
Then I guess they must exist.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 05/20/07 at 12:42 am
If you really get bored you can check out this film.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bloodllama/index.html
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/20/07 at 1:18 am
If you really get bored you can check out this film.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bloodllama/index.html
... Wow.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/20/07 at 6:33 am
... Wow.
Wow,Is right. :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 05/20/07 at 7:28 am
dude, i posted a clip from night of the blood llama for you a long time ago. i'm hurt you don't remember.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/20/07 at 8:13 am
dude, i posted a clip from night of the blood llama for you a long time ago. i'm hurt you don't remember.
When did you post it? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 05/20/07 at 12:53 pm
a long time ago.
meat! takes me for granted. :(
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/20/07 at 6:40 pm
a long time ago.
meat! takes me for granted. :(
Could you post it again? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 05/20/07 at 7:37 pm
a long time ago.
meat! takes me for granted. :(
You better acknowledge this Meat!. It can cause resentment down the road.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/20/07 at 8:11 pm
a long time ago.
meat! takes me for granted. :(
Psht. Of course you do. Wouldn't you, if you had somebody so nice that they had something to give?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 05/31/07 at 6:40 pm
Some guy came to my house today trying to sell us a water softener. Before he left, he gave me his business card. I looked at the address on the card and the street was Llama Lane. :D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/31/07 at 6:40 pm
Some guy came to my house today trying to sell us a water softener. Before he left, he gave me his business card. I looked at the address on the card and the street was Llama Lane. :D
Hahahha! That's a weird name for a street. I thought you were going to say something like, "Some guy came to my house today trying to sell us a robotic llama."
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 05/31/07 at 6:48 pm
Hahahha! That's a weird name for a street. I thought you were going to say something like, "Some guy came to my house today trying to sell us a robotic llama."
LOL If it could clean the house I'd buy it. Talk about a spit shine.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: KKay on 05/31/07 at 6:50 pm
Do you know anything about Fernando Lamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/31/07 at 6:52 pm
Do you know anything about Fernando Lamas?
Isn't that the man who invented Cheeze Whiz? Yes.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/31/07 at 7:24 pm
Isn't that the man who invented Cheeze Whiz? Yes.
No That was Lorenzo Lamas. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 08/21/07 at 11:15 am
http://www.archive.org/download/GreenLama/GreenLama_64kb.m3u
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/07 at 12:09 pm
Since the last previous posting in this thread, has the advancement in technology of Robot Llamas improved?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/21/07 at 4:14 pm
Since the last previous posting in this thread, has the advancement in technology of Robot Llamas improved?
In 2 Months? I don't think so.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/07 at 6:50 pm
In 2 Months? I don't think so.
I do - It's been proven.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/07 at 5:21 am
I do - It's been proven.
Is there evidence?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/22/07 at 6:09 am
I do - It's been proven.
Yeah? Where's The proof? ::) >:(
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 08/22/07 at 6:47 am
the evidence has been suppressed by anti-llama extremists.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/22/07 at 6:54 am
the evidence has been suppressed by anti-llama extremists.
::) full of it! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/23/07 at 3:05 am
::) full of it! ;D
I don't appreciate your disblief.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/23/07 at 3:21 am
will robot llamas survive through the end times?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/23/07 at 5:12 am
Can Robot Llamas survive this Global Warming?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/23/07 at 12:55 pm
I don't appreciate your disblief.
There's nothing to believe.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/23/07 at 7:47 pm
will robot llamas survive through the end times?
No, the end time is when nothing survives.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/23/07 at 7:47 pm
Can Robot Llamas survive this Global Warming?
Well... To survive, you must be alive first... Which they are not.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/23/07 at 8:24 pm
No, the end time is when nothing survives.
how do you know nothing will survive?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/23/07 at 9:04 pm
how do you know nothing will survive?
That's what The End Time is.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Apricot on 08/23/07 at 9:19 pm
What function to robot llamas serve that has caused interest to sustain in them for over half a year?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/23/07 at 9:34 pm
What function to robot llamas serve that has caused interest to sustain in them for over half a year?
That's a good question, but I kind of wish they didn't serve it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/23/07 at 11:42 pm
do Robot Llamas get angry if humans get them mixed up with Robot Alpacas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/24/07 at 6:12 am
do Robot Llamas get angry if humans get them mixed up with Robot Alpacas?
don't they spit? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/25/07 at 2:57 am
do Robot Llamas get angry if humans get them mixed up with Robot Alpacas?
YES! >:-{
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/07 at 12:35 pm
don't they spit? ???
If so, how far?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/28/07 at 4:05 pm
If so, how far?
That's what I want to know. ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/07 at 4:06 pm
That's what I want to know. ???
In inches will do fine?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/28/07 at 4:17 pm
when does Robot Llama hunting season open?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: KKay on 08/28/07 at 5:27 pm
what size batteries do they take?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/28/07 at 6:22 pm
In inches will do fine?
They do not spit. They have no saliva.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/28/07 at 6:24 pm
when does Robot Llama hunting season open?
It's always open. I suggest you kill them now.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/28/07 at 6:24 pm
what size batteries do they take?
They're solar powered.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/07 at 5:43 am
They do not spit. They have no saliva.
Are there any unpleasanteries?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/07 at 5:43 am
They're solar powered.
What happens on a cloudy day?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/29/07 at 6:06 am
What about rainy days? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/07 at 7:09 am
What about rainy days? ???
The Robot Llamas get wet.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/29/07 at 6:01 pm
Are there any unpleasanteries?
Not necessarily.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/29/07 at 6:01 pm
What happens on a cloudy day?
They store up the UV rays in their tank.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/29/07 at 6:02 pm
What about rainy days? ???
They short circuit and die.
Well, they don't, because they stay inside... But they would if they hadn't a place to stay!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/29/07 at 7:13 pm
They short circuit and die.
Well, they don't, because they stay inside... But they would if they hadn't a place to stay!
Where do they stay?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/29/07 at 7:19 pm
It's always open. I suggest you kill them now.
I finally got my first confirmed Robot Llama kill :) how do you tell if it's a boy Robot Llama or a girl Robot Llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/29/07 at 7:21 pm
Where do they stay?
Your basement.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/29/07 at 7:21 pm
I finally got my first confirmed Robot Llama kill :) how do you tell if it's a boy Robot Llama or a girl Robot Llama?
They're hermaphrodites.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/29/07 at 7:25 pm
They're hermaphrodites.
oh yeah, I think you've said that before.
so are they susceptible to rust?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/29/07 at 7:29 pm
oh yeah, I think you've said that before.
so are they susceptible to rust?
Nah, because they never get wet.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/29/07 at 7:45 pm
Your basement.
My basement couldn't fit Llamas.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/29/07 at 7:47 pm
My basement couldn't fit Llamas.
But it could fit robot ones.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/29/07 at 11:24 pm
They're hermaphrodites.
so the metal penis is removable?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/30/07 at 2:08 am
They store up the UV rays in their tank.
How big is the tank?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/30/07 at 2:53 am
Have you played Yeti9sm in The Arcade yet, it involves a spitting llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/30/07 at 6:19 am
so the metal penis is removable?
How can you remove a metal penis? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/30/07 at 7:04 pm
so the metal penis is removable?
Actually, no. They're asexual.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/30/07 at 7:05 pm
How big is the tank?
About five inches in diameter.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/30/07 at 7:05 pm
Have you played Yeti9sm in The Arcade yet, it involves a spitting llama?
Nope, but the robotic llamas have.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/07 at 12:59 am
Nope, but the robotic llamas have.
How do the Robot Llamas hold the mouse with their hoofs?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/31/07 at 2:19 am
Are Robot Llamas easy to assemble?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 08/31/07 at 6:16 am
do they have girlfriends?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 08/31/07 at 8:29 am
do they have girlfriends?
robot llametes?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/31/07 at 10:24 pm
How do the Robot Llamas hold the mouse with their hoofs?
They have robotic hands, as well. They expel from the chest.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/31/07 at 10:24 pm
Are Robot Llamas easy to assemble?
Nobody knows, they've been around longer than you and I.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/31/07 at 10:25 pm
do they have girlfriends?
If they so wish, but they're asexual, so they wouldn't.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/01/07 at 2:16 am
are Robot Llamas upgraded on a regular basis with new technology
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/07 at 2:29 am
are Robot Llamas upgraded on a regular basis with new technology
Nah, they're pretty much untouched. They evolve.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/01/07 at 6:08 am
Are they available to buy in some toy stores?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/07 at 9:56 am
As in regard to the above question. Are Robot Llamas considered as toys?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/07 at 5:41 pm
They are not toys, so they are not sold in toy stores.
Once again, they're generally not touched, so they're not sold anywhere.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/07 at 5:51 pm
Can Robot Llamas be easily kidnapped?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/07 at 5:56 pm
Can Robot Llamas be easily kidnapped?
Nah, most people don't know where they're located.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/01/07 at 6:28 pm
How old do Robot Llamas get?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/07 at 6:30 pm
How old do Robot Llamas get?
They don't age.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/01/07 at 6:32 pm
They don't age.
Really? So They just stay the same? :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/07 at 6:36 pm
Really? So They just stay the same? :o
Yep.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/07 at 2:02 am
Have we discuss their power source yet?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/04/07 at 6:17 am
Can they talk?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/04/07 at 9:38 pm
Have we discuss their power source yet?
Solar power!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/04/07 at 9:39 pm
Can they talk?
They speak llamese.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/07 at 1:43 am
They speak llamese.
Can you speak or understand Llamese?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/05/07 at 2:34 am
is it ok to give Robot Llamas karma?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/07 at 2:41 am
is it ok to give Robot Llamas karma?
Karma Llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/05/07 at 2:43 am
Karma Llama?
Kkarma
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/05/07 at 6:33 am
They speak llamese.
never heard of such language.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/05/07 at 6:33 am
Kkarma
or Klarma.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/05/07 at 5:44 pm
Can you speak or understand Llamese?
Yes, both.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/05/07 at 5:45 pm
is it ok to give Robot Llamas karma?
Everybody's in charge of their own karma.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/06/07 at 6:25 am
Yes, both.
Can I get a book "Llamaese For Dummies"? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: xSiouXBoIx on 09/06/07 at 7:07 am
we are learning about llamas right now in my pre-vet class!
are they affectionate? :)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/06/07 at 9:09 pm
Can I get a book "Llamaese For Dummies"? ;D
Nope!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/06/07 at 9:09 pm
we are learning about llamas right now in my pre-vet class!
are they affectionate? :)
Yes, but not the robots.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/07/07 at 6:35 am
Yes, but not the robots.
Why aren't they affectionate?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/07 at 5:04 pm
Why aren't they affectionate?
Because they are robots and have no feelings.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/07 at 10:20 pm
do Robot Llamas believe in a Robot Llama God, or are they atheistic Robot Llamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/07 at 10:42 pm
do Robot Llamas believe in a Robot Llama God, or are they atheistic Robot Llamas?
They don't believe anything.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/08/07 at 1:12 am
They don't believe anything.
are you gonna sit there and tell me that out of all the Robot Llamas, there isn't one that believes in something.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/08/07 at 6:21 am
What music do they listen to?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/07 at 7:32 pm
are you gonna sit there and tell me that out of all the Robot Llamas, there isn't one that believes in something.
They weren't built to believe.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/07 at 7:32 pm
What music do they listen to?
Whatever anybody plays around them... Which is nothing, since nobody knows where they are.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/07 at 4:57 am
Whatever anybody plays around them... Which is nothing, since nobody knows where they are.
So there is no chance of the Robot Llamas having their own iPods?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 09/09/07 at 6:52 am
or Llamapod? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/07 at 3:31 am
Can fusion energy assist the everyday life of a Robot Llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/27/07 at 4:39 am
Do robot llamas like cheddar cheese? Or do they play Halo 3?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/07 at 8:29 pm
So there is no chance of the Robot Llamas having their own iPods?
Unless it rains down along with the frogs in the area the llamas are.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/07 at 8:29 pm
Can fusion energy assist the everyday life of a Robot Llama?
Theoretically, but where would they get it from?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/07 at 8:30 pm
Do robot llamas like cheddar cheese? Or do they play Halo 3?
They actually have battles within their little population. No guns, of course, but they butt each other and the such. It gets pretty vicious. The winner gets whatever food is available, which is sometimes cheddar cheese.
Sometimes just hardened milk.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/07 at 1:34 am
Theoretically, but where would they get it from?
From the shops?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/28/07 at 1:36 am
Do Robot Llamas make good pets?
Do they have any artistic talent?
Do they know sign language or possibly Chinese?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 09/28/07 at 8:03 am
who do the robot llamas like for the 2008 election?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/07 at 6:47 pm
From the shops?
Remember, they're secluded!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/07 at 6:48 pm
Do Robot Llamas make good pets?
Do they have any artistic talent?
Do they know sign language or possibly Chinese?
They don't make good pets, they're too aggressive.
They have plenty of artistic talent, but their lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard to show off.
They can't use Sign Language or Chinese, but they know it!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/07 at 6:49 pm
who do the robot llamas like for the 2008 election?
You want me to say Ollama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 11:55 am
http://www.distantvisions.net/images/serenity_llama.jpg
What is going on here?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 10/05/07 at 3:40 pm
http://www.distantvisions.net/images/serenity_llama.jpg
What is going on here?
Looks like a Llama is being tested by aliens.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/07 at 4:51 pm
http://www.distantvisions.net/images/serenity_llama.jpg
What is going on here?
That is a picture of the first prototype of the robot llamas being brought down to Earth.
I have to say, they look much, much different now.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 4:55 pm
That is a picture of the first prototype of the robot llamas being brought down to Earth.
I have to say, they look much, much different now.
How much different?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 10/06/07 at 6:19 am
Do Robot Llamas spit like any other Llamas do? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 02/04/08 at 2:55 pm
oh oh. looks like the llamas have some competition.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_to_raise_alpacas_to_aid
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/08 at 6:27 pm
How much different?
Very different.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/08 at 6:27 pm
Do Robot Llamas spit like any other Llamas do? ???
Like I've said before, they've no need to!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/04/08 at 8:22 pm
can they be recyled?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/08 at 9:32 pm
can they be recyled?
No, they must be picked up during one of those special electronics garbage days.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/05/08 at 6:35 am
No, they must be picked up during one of those special electronics garbage days.
When is that?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/05/08 at 4:39 pm
When is that?
It depends on the location.
Of course, however, the llamas have no location that we know of.
They're somewhere...
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/08 at 5:34 am
It depends on the location.
Of course, however, the llamas have no location that we know of.
They're somewhere...
They are out there somewhere?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/08/08 at 6:34 am
They are out there somewhere?
But the question is,where? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/08 at 3:22 pm
But the question is,where? ???
...the answer is somewhere, I believe.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/08 at 10:10 pm
They are out there somewhere?
Yes, somewhere.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 4:07 am
Yes, somewhere.
If we see one, will we know that it is a Robot Llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/09/08 at 7:24 pm
If we see one, will we know that it is a Robot Llama?
If you're really good at telling the difference. You see, they look just like other llamas, only they move slightly peculiar.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/08 at 2:01 am
how many would you say there are at this time, yanno, like how many Robot llamas are left in existence?
Should they be on an endangered list?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/08 at 2:06 am
how many would you say there are at this time, yanno, like how many Robot llamas are left in existence?
Should they be on an endangered list?
They reproduce more quickly than rabbits. I don't know where they all go.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/08 at 2:18 am
They reproduce more quickly than rabbits. I don't know where they all go.
wow, I didn't realize there were so many. I drove by a farm today that has llamas, but I didn;t see them, but I did see their Emu birds. they're huge. I don;t think there are robot emus.
are Llamas the only robot animals in existence?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/10/08 at 5:54 am
If you're really good at telling the difference. You see, they look just like other llamas, only they move slightly peculiar.
How peculiar?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/10/08 at 5:54 am
How peculiar?
Would it be in the movement in the legs?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/10/08 at 5:55 am
Would it be in the movement in the legs?
Yeah,that could be.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/08 at 8:44 am
wow, I didn't realize there were so many. I drove by a farm today that has llamas, but I didn;t see them, but I did see their Emu birds. they're huge. I don;t think there are robot emus.
are Llamas the only robot animals in existence?
Yes. There used to be robot emus, but they were all wiped out by a massive hobo attack. Those hoboes used to be STRONG anti-semetics.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/08 at 8:44 am
How peculiar?
Only slightly, in the legs.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/10/08 at 8:45 am
Only slightly, in the legs.
All the legs?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/08 at 8:47 am
All the legs?
Yes, they're quite stiff. As if their legs were tied to one straight position.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/10/08 at 8:50 am
Yes, they're quite stiff. As if their legs were tied to one straight position.
Sounds awful to me.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/08 at 10:36 pm
Sounds awful to me.
It is, but they've learned to deal with it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/11/08 at 2:45 am
It is, but they've learned to deal with it.
Through trail and error?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/11/08 at 6:14 am
Will they be made in doll figures for kids to play with? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/08 at 10:27 pm
Through trail and error?
Well, I suppose so! They just kept at it until they stopped falling down.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/08 at 10:28 pm
Will they be made in doll figures for kids to play with? ???
XD That's a very random question.
No, they're so rare hardly anybody knows about them in the first place.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/12/08 at 1:52 am
Well, I suppose so! They just kept at it until they stopped falling down.
Like young fallow finding it's feet.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/12/08 at 6:09 am
Are they afraid sometimes?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/08 at 9:48 pm
Are they afraid sometimes?
Robots feel no emotions!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/08 at 2:45 am
Robots feel no emotions!
There have nothing to fear.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/14/08 at 6:14 am
There have nothing to fear.
... But fear itself.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/08 at 8:54 pm
... But fear itself.
Nope, for they can't feel fear.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/14/08 at 10:54 pm
are there any colleges that use Robot Llamas as their school mascot?
and if they did, would there be any chance you would want to go to that school when you graduate HS?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/08 at 2:10 am
Nope, for they can't feel fear.
...innocent to the world?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/08 at 5:55 am
Do the Robot Llamas respect each other?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/15/08 at 2:05 pm
Nope, for they can't feel fear.
So What do they feel? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/08 at 8:49 pm
are there any colleges that use Robot Llamas as their school mascot?
and if they did, would there be any chance you would want to go to that school when you graduate HS?
There's one, but I cannot speak of it, and they do not know their mascot is a robot llama - they only think it is a regular llama.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/15/08 at 8:50 pm
...innocent to the world?
They just don't feel.
They feel nothing. Well, rather they nothing feel.
o_O Or something like that.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 5:49 am
No nothing whatsoever.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/16/08 at 6:14 am
Do they have Parents?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/16/08 at 5:16 pm
Do they have Parents?
Not biologically, they're all just made by machine.
However, many of them do have parental figures; that is, somebody they look up to and ask for advice.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 5:17 pm
Not biologically, they're all just made by machine.
However, many of them do have parental figures; that is, somebody they look up to and ask for advice.
How high are the Robot Llamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/16/08 at 5:24 pm
How high are the Robot Llamas?
In what way do you mean high?
You mean tall? They're normal llama size. They live on very tall mountains, though, and they do not smoke marijuana, so they're not high in that sense.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/16/08 at 5:33 pm
In what way do you mean high?
You mean tall? They're normal llama size. They live on very tall mountains, though, and they do not smoke marijuana, so they're not high in that sense.
Tall was meant to be ask here.
What is the difference in height between the head to the ground?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/16/08 at 6:46 pm
Tall was meant to be ask here.
What is the difference in height between the head to the ground?
I'd say 5-6 feet tall.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/17/08 at 3:11 am
I'd say 5-6 feet tall.
The same height as man?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/17/08 at 5:58 am
Do they attack?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/19/08 at 9:16 pm
The same height as man?
Depends on the llama and man compared.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/19/08 at 9:16 pm
Do they attack?
They fight each other for mates.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/20/08 at 12:40 am
Depends on the llama and man compared.
Both average height?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/22/08 at 11:45 pm
Both average height?
Average height, the llama will probably be taller by a couple of inches.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 4:36 am
Average height, the llama will probably be taller by a couple of inches.
Us humans should better be careful then?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/23/08 at 6:21 am
Do they like snow?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/23/08 at 6:22 am
Us humans should better be careful then?
Yes I think we should.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 6:25 am
Yes I think we should.
We should keep our distance.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/23/08 at 6:27 am
We should keep our distance.
or they'll attack us humans. :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 6:27 am
or they'll attack us humans. :o
come to think of it what would be the best distance to away from them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/23/08 at 7:27 am
come to think of it what would be the best distance to away from them?
1000 feet.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 7:34 am
1000 feet.
Do you have that on good authority?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Bobby on 02/23/08 at 3:09 pm
Do Robot Llamas make beeping sounds like R2-D2, and if so, do they crap out nuts and bolts when they are constipated?
I can only guess that since Robot Llamas are constipated they can't crap out anything. ;D
When it comes to lubrication, do you recommend a special type of motor oil on a Robot Llama, Meat?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/23/08 at 5:05 pm
Us humans should better be careful then?
Nah, they're never around us.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/23/08 at 5:06 pm
Do they like snow?
No, they rust!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/23/08 at 5:07 pm
come to think of it what would be the best distance to away from them?
Fifty feet or so would do, but you mustn't worry about it!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/23/08 at 5:08 pm
I can only guess that since Robot Llamas are constipated they can't crap out anything. ;D
When it comes to lubrication, do you recommend a special type of motor oil on a Robot Llama, Meat?
Just regular petroleum, you know...
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/08 at 6:09 pm
Fifty feet or so would do, but you mustn't worry about it!
Why mustn't we worry about it?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/23/08 at 6:44 pm
Why mustn't we worry about it?
They live in "No Man's Land," you'll never run into one... unless you're very lucky.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/24/08 at 5:06 am
They live in "No Man's Land," you'll never run into one... unless you're very lucky.
That is true, never venture into "No Man's Land"
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/24/08 at 5:49 am
Do you have that on good authority?
I think Meat does.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Step-chan on 02/27/08 at 5:11 pm
What do you think they would name a robot llama if they were in a playable character in an RPG(like Dragon Quest of Final Fantasy)?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/27/08 at 10:55 pm
What do you think they would name a robot llama if they were in a playable character in an RPG(like Dragon Quest of Final Fantasy)?
Robla.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/28/08 at 2:29 am
Do Robot llamas ever "feel low"?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/28/08 at 6:31 am
Is there a Robot Llama video game for Playstation? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/28/08 at 9:49 pm
Do Robot llamas ever "feel low"?
They feel nothing! These are getting redundant, I must say.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/28/08 at 9:49 pm
Is there a Robot Llama video game for Playstation? ;D
I doubt it, Howardino.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/29/08 at 12:38 am
They feel nothing! These are getting redundant, I must say.
these answers are redundant >:(
How many testicles does a male Robot Llama have?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/29/08 at 6:32 am
How do they celebrate their birthdays?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/29/08 at 6:32 am
Is birthday cake a part of the diet?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/29/08 at 6:34 am
Is birthday cake a part of the diet?
Do they eat cake? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/29/08 at 6:35 am
Do they eat cake? ???
Do they eat?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 02/29/08 at 7:36 am
Do they eat?
I would hope so.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/02/08 at 2:45 pm
these answers are redundant >:(
How many testicles does a male Robot Llama have?
Finally, one of you make sense!
Two, or three... Sometimes four or five. Any amount is expectable, really.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/08 at 3:17 pm
Finally, one of you make sense!
Two, or three... Sometimes four or five. Any amount is expectable, really.
What is the average number usually found?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/02/08 at 3:23 pm
What is the average number usually found?
The numbers are so vast and llamas are so rarely found, an average is not really calculable (if that is a word.)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/08 at 3:34 pm
The numbers are so vast and llamas are so rarely found, an average is not really calculable (if that is a word.)
Is the word incalculable?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/02/08 at 3:42 pm
Finally, one of you make sense!
Two, or three... Sometimes four or five. Any amount is expectable, really.
I have been successfully entertained by your answer ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/02/08 at 4:01 pm
Is the word incalculable?
I'm not sure. If that word exists, then that'll do.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/02/08 at 4:42 pm
Do they reproduce?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/02/08 at 4:53 pm
Do they reproduce?
They make new llamas by hand.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/02/08 at 5:45 pm
They make new llamas by hand.
Oh cool.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/08 at 2:09 am
They make new llamas by hand.
Where do they make the Robot Llamas, is there a factory somewhere?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/03/08 at 6:33 am
What about a Robot Llama bobble-head? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/08 at 11:10 pm
What about a Robot Llama bobble-head? ???
I want one of those! great idea Howard. :)
I hope these questions aren't redundant Dom, but...
Do Robot Llamas make better companions than Robot Dogs?
When Robot Llamas poop, do the turds resemble flashlight batteries?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/03/08 at 11:42 pm
Where do they make the Robot Llamas, is there a factory somewhere?
They are factories in themselves.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/03/08 at 11:43 pm
I want one of those! great idea Howard. :)
I hope these questions aren't redundant Dom, but...
Do Robot Llamas make better companions than Robot Dogs?
When Robot Llamas poop, do the turds resemble flashlight batteries?
No bobble-heads, but they are not good companions. Very violent, very hard to find.
Their turds actually look more like macaroni - it's their favorite food to eat.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/04/08 at 6:10 am
How do they celebrate their birthday?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/05/08 at 10:37 pm
How do they celebrate their birthday?
They run around until their legs fall off, then the others help re-attach it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/06/08 at 2:19 am
They run around until their legs fall off, then the others help re-attach it.
Is there photgraphic evidence of this?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/06/08 at 2:26 am
must Robot Llamas be lubed regularly so that their parts move easily?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/06/08 at 2:28 am
must Robot Llamas be lubed regularly so that their parts move easily?
If so, who lubes them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/06/08 at 2:33 am
If so, who lubes them?
yes, and where's the oil/lube go ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/06/08 at 2:41 am
yes, and where's the oil/lube go ???
If so, what try of oil is employed?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/06/08 at 2:45 am
If so, what try of oil is employed?
is it oil or grease?
Are they loud when they mate, with the metal naughty parts clinking and clanging?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/06/08 at 4:18 am
is it oil or grease?
Are they loud when they mate, with the metal naughty parts clinking and clanging?
...or if performed in a sound-proofed area?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/06/08 at 6:34 am
Do they enjoy the outside? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/06/08 at 6:37 am
They run around until their legs fall off, then the others help re-attach it.
Then what if their legs fall off? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/07/08 at 9:41 pm
Is there photgraphic evidence of this?
Nope, we've never seen the llamas!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/07/08 at 9:42 pm
is it oil or grease?
Are they loud when they mate, with the metal naughty parts clinking and clanging?
They're so well-made, they don't need lube. Also, they don't mate - they build their children out of metal parts.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/07/08 at 9:43 pm
Do they enjoy the outside? ???
They live outside, so yes.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/07/08 at 9:43 pm
Then what if their legs fall off? ???
Then they reattach them and try again!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/08/08 at 3:14 am
They're so well-made, they don't need lube. Also, they don't mate - they build their children out of metal parts.
How are the the young children trained?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 03/08/08 at 5:44 am
Then they reattach them and try again!
How do they do that?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Matthias on 03/31/08 at 4:34 pm
Are robot llamas able to fight off a zombie attack?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/08 at 8:10 pm
How are the the young children trained?
They know everything already in their mechanical brains.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/08 at 8:11 pm
How do they do that?
It just sort of... happens.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/08 at 8:11 pm
Are robot llamas able to fight off a zombie attack?
Yes! They can fight off pretty much anything, except for mayonnaise.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/08 at 4:49 am
Yes! They can fight off pretty much anything, except for mayonnaise.
Why mayonnaise?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/05/08 at 6:37 am
Why mayonnaise?
And why not Ketchup or even mustard? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 8:43 pm
Why mayonnaise?
Because mayonnaise is very frightening for those robot llamas. Mayonnaise to them is like sharks to us - followed by vicious rumors about who eats whom that aren't true.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/08 at 2:39 am
Because mayonnaise is very frightening for those robot llamas. Mayonnaise to them is like sharks to us - followed by vicious rumors about who eats whom that aren't true.
Mayonnaise is dangerous for it always jumps out at you when go to fridge.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/07/08 at 6:02 am
Because mayonnaise is very frightening for those robot llamas. Mayonnaise to them is like sharks to us - followed by vicious rumors about who eats whom that aren't true.
So they like to eat stuff with mayonaise?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/07/08 at 7:18 pm
So they like to eat stuff with mayonaise?
No, they are afraid of mayonnaise!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/08 at 5:48 am
No, they are afraid of mayonnaise!
Frighten of the sight and the smell of mayonnaise?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/08/08 at 6:37 am
Frighten of the sight and the smell of mayonnaise?
Mayonaise smells good especially Hellmans.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/08 at 6:41 am
Mayonaise smells good especially Hellmans.
Do the Robot Llamas know that?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/08/08 at 6:42 am
Do the Robot Llamas know that?
Have they tried Hellmans before? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/08 at 11:50 am
Have they tried Hellmans before? ???
From a jar with the label torn off?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/09/08 at 6:38 am
From a jar with the label torn off?
The label has to be torn off?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/08 at 6:39 am
The label has to be torn off?
A-ha! It must down to the smell?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/09/08 at 7:42 am
A-ha! It must down to the smell?
the smell of eggs.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/08 at 9:27 am
the smell of eggs.
No the mayonnaise!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/09/08 at 7:22 pm
Frighten of the sight and the smell of mayonnaise?
Nah, they just think mayonnaise will eat them.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/09/08 at 7:23 pm
No the mayonnaise!
Hahaha.
The smell does detract them; but again, it's the eating thing that's got them on the lookout!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/08 at 4:21 am
Hahaha.
The smell does detract them; but again, it's the eating thing that's got them on the lookout!
Do the Robot Llamas always have one on guard where the others of the herd go around doing whatever Robot Llamas do?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 6:43 am
Nah, they just think mayonnaise will eat them.
Llama meat and mayonaise,I've never tried that before.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/08 at 6:44 am
Will there be a page devoted to Robot Llamas on wikipedia?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 6:46 am
Will there be a page devoted to Robot Llamas on wikipedia?
I think they do,but not sure if it exists.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/10/08 at 8:43 pm
Will there be a page devoted to Robot Llamas on wikipedia?
Not likely, since not many people know about them.
Only I do, but I'm not wasting time there.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/11/08 at 2:30 am
Not likely, since not many people know about them.
Only I do, but I'm not wasting time there.
How about a website dedicated to Robot Llamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/11/08 at 6:09 am
How about a website dedicated to Robot Llamas?
.com? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/15/08 at 10:15 pm
How about a website dedicated to Robot Llamas?
Nah, they must be kept secret for inthe00s only!
And, Howard, to answer your question: .org.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/08 at 4:53 am
Is this of interest to you?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 6:52 am
Nah, they must be kept secret for inthe00s only!
And, Howard, to answer your question: .org.
Sorry,there is no such website.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 6:54 am
Is this of interest to you?
Wow,Llama News. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/08 at 6:54 am
Wow,Llama News. ;D
It is there!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 6:59 am
It is there!
Everyone wants to know what's happening in the world of llamas.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/08 at 9:49 am
Everyone wants to know what's happening in the world of llamas.
...and more?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/18/08 at 9:35 pm
Is this of interest to you?
Nah; I'm not really a llama enthusiast - I just know about them!
Besides, I'm afraid that site will give me spyware.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 3:44 am
Nah; I'm not really a llama enthusiast - I just know about them!
Besides, I'm afraid that site will give me spyware.
Okey Dokey!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 5:30 am
What sound does a robot llama make?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/19/08 at 6:29 am
What sound does a robot llama make?
I don't know if Llamas produce sounds. ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/08 at 10:47 am
What sound does a robot llama make?
They beep like R2-D2.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 11:25 am
They beep like R2-D2.
...but R2-D2 makes an array of sounds.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/27/08 at 8:34 am
...but R2-D2 makes an array of sounds.
Mostly beeps and whirrs, but they beep much like R2-D2's beeps.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/27/08 at 8:46 am
Mostly beeps and whirrs, but they beep much like R2-D2's beeps.
So then, Robot Llamas do not make whirring sounds?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/27/08 at 8:52 am
So then, Robot Llamas do not make whirring sounds?
They do, but not intentionally.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/27/08 at 8:53 am
They do, but not intentionally.
A whirr is easily heard above the sound of a beeP
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/27/08 at 4:31 pm
A whirr is easily heard above the sound of a beeP
What's the difference? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/28/08 at 9:54 am
What's the difference? ???
I am waiting for Dom's answer for that.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/28/08 at 2:42 pm
I am waiting for Dom's answer for that.
Is Dom on?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/28/08 at 5:10 pm
The difference?
Well, they're onomatopoeia. Say beep out loud. Now say whirr out loud.
You can hear the difference, unless you're deaf.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/28/08 at 10:24 pm
The difference?
Well, they're onomatopoeia. Say beep out loud. Now say whirr out loud.
You can hear the difference, unless you're deaf.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/08 at 1:11 am
The difference?
Well, they're onomatopoeia. Say beep out loud. Now say whirr out loud.
You can hear the difference, unless you're deaf.
Thanks.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/08 at 1:12 am
The difference?
Well, they're onomatopoeia. Say beep out loud. Now say whirr out loud.
You can hear the difference, unless you're deaf.
Any other sounds made?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 04/29/08 at 6:33 am
Any other sounds made?
Maybe sounds of crying?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/03/08 at 12:50 am
Any other sounds made?
Microsoft Sam Roaring.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/03/08 at 1:17 am
Will Robot Llamas ever become obsoleet?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 2:14 am
Microsoft Sam Roaring.
How many tones?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 6:15 am
Microsoft Sam Roaring.
Who is he?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 6:23 am
Who is he?
Good question.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 7:21 pm
Good question.
Maybe he knows.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 3:14 am
Maybe he knows.
I certainly do not know.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 5:41 am
So,where is he these days?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 5:42 am
So,where is he these days?
Out farming the Robot Llamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 5:43 am
Out farming the Robot Llamas?
Do they produce milk?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/04/08 at 8:35 am
Will Robot Llamas ever become obsoleet?
Nah, they upgrade constantly.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/04/08 at 8:35 am
How many tones?
Three or four.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/04/08 at 8:38 am
Good question.
He is the standard automated voice on Microsoft operating systems for those who can't read small font!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/04/08 at 8:39 am
So,where is he these days?
XD It's only been one day. I was at my girlfriend's house.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/04/08 at 8:39 am
Do they produce milk?
No, they're robots!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 2:38 pm
No, they're robots!
Oil?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 3:02 pm
He is the standard automated voice on Microsoft operating systems for those who can't read small font!
I do not think I have knowingly heard this voice
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 4:27 pm
Can they stay out in the sun for so long?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/10/08 at 1:11 am
Oil?
Yes!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/10/08 at 1:11 am
I do not think I have knowingly heard this voice
It is very similar to the automated voice Stephen Hawking uses for his speech.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/10/08 at 1:12 am
Can they stay out in the sun for so long?
They're pretty much indestructible. They can stay out as long as they want.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 2:14 am
It is very similar to the automated voice Stephen Hawking uses for his speech.
I will listen out for it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 2:15 am
Are Robot Llamas affected by the phases of the moon?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 6:47 am
They're pretty much indestructible. They can stay out as long as they want.
without getting sunburned?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/10/08 at 8:11 am
are Robot Llamas angry?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/10/08 at 3:34 pm
Are Robot Llamas affected by the phases of the moon?
Only physically elongated, slightly.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/10/08 at 3:34 pm
without getting sunburned?
They're robots! They haven't skin.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/10/08 at 3:35 pm
are Robot Llamas angry?
Only when looked at.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 3:56 pm
Only physically elongated, slightly.
Their size changes?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 3:57 pm
Only when looked at.
Does wearing shades help?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 5:55 pm
Does wearing shades help?
I hope it does.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 5:57 pm
I hope it does.
If the sun is not too bright?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 5:59 pm
If the sun is not too bright?
or if it's cloudy.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 6:02 pm
or if it's cloudy.
If cloudy can the shades be taken off?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 6:36 pm
If cloudy can the shades be taken off?
I doubt it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/11/08 at 7:07 am
I doubt it.
You always keep you shades on?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/11/08 at 8:58 am
Their size changes?
Yes!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/11/08 at 8:58 am
Does wearing shades help?
A little bit, but you're best off not seeing them at all.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/11/08 at 11:27 am
A little bit, but you're best off not seeing them at all.
Is it an ugly sight?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/11/08 at 1:15 pm
Are robot Llamas related to Robot Chickens?
http://ps3.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/70846/robot_chicken.jpg
and when are Robot Llamas going to get their own show?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/11/08 at 4:27 pm
You always keep you shades on?
For what purpose?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/12/08 at 1:14 am
For what purpose?
I was hoping that you could answer that for me.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/12/08 at 6:15 am
I was hoping that you could answer that for me.
So maybe they won't look you straight in the face? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/12/08 at 6:17 am
So maybe they won't look you straight in the face? ???
A shifty look in the eyes?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/12/08 at 7:06 am
A shifty look in the eyes?
Which is what kind of look? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/12/08 at 7:15 am
Which is what kind of look? ???
A devious look.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/14/08 at 9:48 pm
you've probably been asked this question, but can Robot Llamas spit? and if they can, what actually comes out of their mouths?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/14/08 at 11:54 pm
Is it an ugly sight?
You're the ugly sight, to them!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/14/08 at 11:55 pm
Are robot Llamas related to Robot Chickens?
http://ps3.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/70846/robot_chicken.jpg
and when are Robot Llamas going to get their own show?
They're too secretive to be known about, much less have a show made about them!
They are in no way related to robot chickens. However, they are very close to the robot turkeys.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/14/08 at 11:55 pm
you've probably been asked this question, but can Robot Llamas spit? and if they can, what actually comes out of their mouths?
Haha, I believe it was YOU who had asked this before.
They spit acid.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/08 at 6:40 am
Haha, I believe it was YOU who had asked this before.
They spit acid.
What do the Robot Llamas usually spit at?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/15/08 at 8:20 am
What do the Robot Llamas usually spit at?
probably people,I guess. ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/15/08 at 7:34 pm
Haha, I believe it was YOU who had asked this before.
They spit acid.
;D I believe you're right.
So now you can see what you have to look forward too when you get older. repeating oneself, memory loss, forgetfullness.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/16/08 at 5:24 am
Haha, I believe it was YOU who had asked this before.
They spit acid.
Any photographic evidence?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/16/08 at 6:09 am
Any photographic evidence?
There might be.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/16/08 at 6:16 am
There might be.
Have you seen any?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 05/16/08 at 2:50 pm
They're too secretive to be known about, much less have a show made about them!
They are in no way related to robot chickens. However, they are very close to the robot turkeys.
I know about them because they used to be on the old Retro Radio Network forums. I caught a bunch o' them rascals!
How did YOU find out about them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/16/08 at 2:58 pm
Have you seen any?
No,not to my knowledge.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/16/08 at 7:55 pm
would a Robot Llama let you use it as a piggy bank and if yes, how or where do you put the money in? ???
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/17/08 at 5:40 am
would a Robot Llama let you use it as a piggy bank and if yes, how or where do you put the money in? ???
That would be kind of dangerous. :o
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/17/08 at 3:01 pm
That would be kind of dangerous. :o
Why is that?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/17/08 at 3:32 pm
Why is that?
You don't know how they'll react.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 3:40 pm
You don't know how they'll react.
Is this the reaction of having money put into the slot?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/17/08 at 3:53 pm
You don't know how they'll react.
from what I hear, they are very tempermental
Is this the reaction of having money put into the slot?
I bet that they are a bit sensitive to that ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 4:02 pm
from what I hear, they are very tempermental
I bet that they are a bit sensitive to that ;D
It all depends on where the slot is?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/17/08 at 10:03 pm
would a Robot Llama let you use it as a piggy bank and if yes, how or where do you put the money in? ???
Would that be considered a Llama Bank instead of a piggy bank? ??? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/17/08 at 10:05 pm
Do Robot Llamas cough or enjoy gym class?
Are Robot Llamas related to Lorenzo Lamas?
http://www.lorenzo-lamas.com/assets/images/autogen/a_lamas222.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/17/08 at 11:01 pm
What do the Robot Llamas usually spit at?
Each other, since everybody else is too afraid to approach.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/17/08 at 11:02 pm
Any photographic evidence?
Only Old Man McKrinkle was ever brave enough to get within a photographic range of the robot llama; sadly, he didn't make it to show us anything.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/17/08 at 11:03 pm
I know about them because they used to be on the old Retro Radio Network forums. I caught a bunch o' them rascals!
How did YOU find out about them?
They're in my imagination.
*Shhhhhhh....*
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/17/08 at 11:03 pm
would a Robot Llama let you use it as a piggy bank and if yes, how or where do you put the money in? ???
It would probably kick you before you could get within twenty feet of it.
Er... excluding the space it takes for the leg/foot to reach you.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/17/08 at 11:04 pm
Do Robot Llamas cough or enjoy gym class?
Are Robot Llamas related to Lorenzo Lamas?
http://www.lorenzo-lamas.com/assets/images/autogen/a_lamas222.jpg
No no no, the robot llamas are their own entities. They aren't related to anybody but each other.
They cough up acid, and they've never taken a gym class. Ever.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/18/08 at 5:29 am
Each other, since everybody else is too afraid to approach.
carefully?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 12:33 pm
Each other, since everybody else is too afraid to approach.
With all this spitting, is the ground very messy?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 12:35 pm
Only Old Man McKrinkle was ever brave enough to get within a photographic range of the robot llama; sadly, he didn't make it to show us anything.
I take it that Old Man McKrinkle or his camera did not survive?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/18/08 at 4:27 pm
With all this spitting, is the ground very messy?
It could be with all that spit. :P
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 4:28 pm
It could be with all that spit. :P
The ground would be very slippery?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/18/08 at 8:15 pm
carefully?
At all!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/18/08 at 8:15 pm
With all this spitting, is the ground very messy?
Nah, they only spit when provoked.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/18/08 at 8:15 pm
I take it that Old Man McKrinkle or his camera did not survive?
Indeed you'd be correct.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/18/08 at 8:16 pm
The ground would be very slippery?
'T'would be, and quite acidic.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/08 at 3:09 am
Indeed you'd be correct.
Where is Old Man McKrinkle buried?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/08 at 3:12 am
'T'would be, and quite acidic.
Corrosive to your shoes?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Howard on 05/19/08 at 5:53 am
Nah, they only spit when provoked.
Who provokes them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/08 at 6:48 am
Who provokes them?
Are they easily provoked?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/21/08 at 8:28 pm
Where is Old Man McKrinkle buried?
Robot Llama Hill, where he was stomped to death.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/21/08 at 8:28 pm
Corrosive to your shoes?
You'd bet!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/21/08 at 8:29 pm
Are they easily provoked?
They are provoked whenever a human lays eyes on them.
They are provoked whenever another being of any kind takes their food or mate.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/22/08 at 7:42 am
Robot Llama Hill, where he was stomped to death.
Was there a full funeral service held?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/22/08 at 7:43 am
You'd bet!
So it is best not to wear your Sunday best shoes?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/22/08 at 7:44 am
They are provoked whenever a human lays eyes on them.
They are provoked whenever another being of any kind takes their food or mate.
Are they still provoked it shades are worn?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/24/08 at 7:17 pm
Was there a full funeral service held?
Only by the llamas.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/24/08 at 7:18 pm
So it is best not to wear your Sunday best shoes?
Best not to go there anyway.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/24/08 at 7:19 pm
Are they still provoked it shades are worn?
Yes, you just need to cover your face.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/25/08 at 4:23 pm
Yes, you just need to cover your face.
Can a plain mask do?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/26/08 at 10:18 pm
Can a plain mask do?
As long as they can't see you.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/08 at 4:56 am
As long as they can't see you.
Is it best that we are not there at all?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/31/08 at 12:02 am
Is it best that we are not there at all?
Most likely, yes!
Otherwise, well, you're just risking your life; you know the drill.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/31/08 at 2:39 am
Do robot llamas have a favorite song?
How good are robot llamas at singing karaoke?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/08 at 5:43 pm
Most likely, yes!
Otherwise, well, you're just risking your life; you know the drill.
Keep to a different terrain?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/31/08 at 7:30 pm
Do robot llamas have a favorite song?
How good are robot llamas at singing karaoke?
They like different things, according to each ones' tastes.
Terrible, unless they're singing "I Shot the Sheriff," as done by Eric Clapton.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/31/08 at 7:30 pm
Keep to a different terrain?
Most definitely.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/31/08 at 7:51 pm
Is there a requirement for all new Robot Llamas to join a union? What are the dues?
Are you their official spokesmeat?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/08 at 1:46 am
When spitting do the Robot Llamas have a good aim?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/05/08 at 11:26 pm
Is there a requirement for all new Robot Llamas to join a union? What are the dues?
Are you their official spokesmeat?
No, they live without rules.
I am their only spokesmeat, so yes.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/05/08 at 11:26 pm
When spitting do the Robot Llamas have a good aim?
Very good. Almost with computer precision.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/06/08 at 1:37 am
Very good. Almost with computer precision.
Is it very difficult to clear up the mess afterwards?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/06/08 at 6:08 pm
Is it very difficult to clear up the mess afterwards?
I don't believe it's ever cleaned.
You see, the llamas are immune to acid, so it's OK for them to step on.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/08 at 3:35 pm
I don't believe it's ever cleaned.
You see, the llamas are immune to acid, so it's OK for them to step on.
There must be something special in their hooves?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/21/08 at 9:24 pm
There must be something special in their hooves?
They are only made of the finest titanium!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/22/08 at 12:41 am
Just to be consistent, I'm going to clear up the things I've contradicted in this thread.
Robot llamas spit acid, they are invisible, there are only 3 1/2 of them in existent, and nobody's ever seen one (Mainly because they're invisible.)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/22/08 at 1:28 am
Just to be consistent, I'm going to clear up the things I've contradicted in this thread.
Robot llamas spit acid, they are invisible, there are only 3 1/2 of them in existent, and nobody's ever seen one (Mainly because they're invisible.)
Being invisible they could be anywhere?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/22/08 at 9:26 am
Being invisible they could be anywhere?
They could be, but our GPS systems have only picked up three and a half of them.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/22/08 at 12:54 pm
They could be, but our GPS systems have only picked up three and a half of them.
So the GPS knows the true location?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/22/08 at 12:55 pm
They could be, but our GPS systems have only picked up three and a half of them.
Is the ½ llama still moving?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/23/08 at 11:27 pm
So the GPS knows the true location?
It reads their robotic DNA, though evolution may have caused some of them to be unrecognizable.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/23/08 at 11:27 pm
Is the ½ llama still moving?
Oh, that's another inconsistency.
It turns out, I'm the other half. I'm half human, half robot llama.
I have started being turned into a robotic llama, but they never finished the job!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/24/08 at 1:54 am
Oh, that's another inconsistency.
It turns out, I'm the other half. I'm half human, half robot llama.
I have started being turned into a robotic llama, but they never finished the job!
So with the help of the GPS you will never be lost now?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/25/08 at 6:53 pm
So with the help of the GPS you will never be lost now?
I do not own a GPS system, that is for the government.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/25/08 at 6:56 pm
you should contact M. Night Shamalayan about your Robot Llama concept... can i call it a concept? maybe he'd be able to make his best movie
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/26/08 at 2:55 am
you should contact M. Night Shamalayan about your Robot Llama concept... can i call it a concept? maybe he'd be able to make his best movie
Hopefully better than his last film.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/26/08 at 11:19 am
you should contact M. Night Shamalayan about your Robot Llama concept... can i call it a concept? maybe he'd be able to make his best movie
No! Nobody outside of this site shall know about the R.L.s.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/26/08 at 11:38 am
No! Nobody outside of this site shall know about the R.L.s.
So no chance of a feature film being made?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/26/08 at 2:42 pm
No! Nobody outside of this site shall know about the R.L.s.
you're extremely possesive of them
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/27/08 at 9:49 pm
you're extremely possesive of them
Well, I made them up!
Plus, I'm sharing them with the 2,000+ people on this site.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/27/08 at 9:50 pm
So no chance of a feature film being made?
If so, it'll be mine. >:-}D
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/27/08 at 11:51 pm
Do robot llamas ever feel low? Do they ever write for advice on message boards?
Do they ever have trouble spelling llama?
Can they tap dance? or do the hula?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/28/08 at 12:02 am
Do robot llamas ever feel low? Do they ever write for advice on message boards?
Do they ever have trouble spelling llama?
Can they tap dance? or do the hula?
They don't have hooves capable of typing, nor writing, so they can't write on message boards or spell llama.
Robots don't feel low, as they have no feelings.
They can tap dance, but not do the hula, as that takes standing on two legs.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/28/08 at 12:39 am
Well, I made them up!
Plus, I'm sharing them with the 2,000+ people on this site.
to the Robot Llamas, you are Meat Almighty, the reason for their existence
thanks for sharing
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/28/08 at 2:15 am
Do Robot Llamas cough?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/28/08 at 2:51 am
Are robot llamas like the Borg collective from Star Trek where they share one conciousness (one brain) or something like that?
Have any robot llamas ever crossed Abbey Road?
Do robot llamas speak foreign languages?
Do robot llamas mate with other robot animals such as electric sheep (of which androids dream of)? <--- a sly reference to the book by Philip K. Dick that the movie "Blade Runner" was based on.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/30/08 at 6:38 pm
Do Robot Llamas cough?
Yes, but acid comes up (you do not have it so rough, after all!)
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/30/08 at 6:40 pm
Are robot llamas like the Borg collective from Star Trek where they share one conciousness (one brain) or something like that?
Have any robot llamas ever crossed Abbey Road?
Do robot llamas speak foreign languages?
Do robot llamas mate with other robot animals such as electric sheep (of which androids dream of)? <--- a sly reference to the book by Philip K. Dick that the movie "Blade Runner" was based on.
They seem like they share one consciousness, as they all act almost identically; but they are just very uniform and programmed to be that way.
The robot llamas have never left their secret spot in which they reside, so they haven't crossed any human-made roads.
Robot llamas only know the robotic llamese language, but they know many, many dialects of this language (ancient and existent.)
They can only mate with robot llamas and alpacas.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/01/08 at 2:47 am
They seem like they share one consciousness, as they all act almost identically; but they are just very uniform and programmed to be that way.
The robot llamas have never left their secret spot in which they reside, so they haven't crossed any human-made roads.
Robot llamas only know the robotic llamese language, but they know many, many dialects of this language (ancient and existent.)
They can only mate with robot llamas and alpacas.
Is there a facsimile of the Abbey Road Crossing at the secret spot in which they reside?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/10/08 at 10:07 am
Is there a facsimile of the Abbey Road Crossing at the secret spot in which they reside?
They reside in an alternate dimension. Everything there is the same, except there are no humans.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/10/08 at 10:23 am
They reside in an alternate dimension. Everything there is the same, except there are no humans.
...but do the Robot Llamas know that humans do exist?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/10/08 at 8:27 pm
...but do the Robot Llamas know that humans do exist?
Yes, though we don't know they do.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/17/08 at 12:34 am
Do Robot Llamas ever get jealous of real Llamas, especially because they don't have that soft curly wool? and have any Robot/Real Llama battles ever been recorded? and who would win?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/08 at 12:23 am
Do Robot Llamas ever get jealous of real Llamas, especially because they don't have that soft curly wool? and have any Robot/Real Llama battles ever been recorded? and who would win?
The robot llamas are in another dimension, so they've never come across real llamas; but the robots would win fo' sho'.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/18/08 at 12:24 am
could a human ever sneak up on a Robot Llama and spray paint grafitti on one and not get caught?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/08 at 12:44 am
could a human ever sneak up on a Robot Llama and spray paint grafitti on one and not get caught?
This alternate dimension thing is my new cop-out.
No, we could never get close to one; since they live in another dimension than us.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/08 at 3:15 pm
Do Robot Llamas celebrate holidays?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 09/16/08 at 11:24 am
Are there Llama Robots?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/08 at 1:59 am
Were Robot Llamas featured in the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/25/08 at 7:33 pm
Do Robot Llamas celebrate holidays?
The only holiday they celebrate is Llama Eating Day.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/25/08 at 7:33 pm
Are there Llama Robots?
That term is interchangeable with Robot Llamas. Sorry!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/25/08 at 7:34 pm
Were Robot Llamas featured in the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics?
No, they're not local enough for that event (meaning they're on Mars or some other planet).
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/25/08 at 11:06 pm
Are robot llamas psychic or do they have chapped lips?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/25/08 at 11:29 pm
Are robot llamas psychic or do they have chapped lips?
They haven't any lips, though they do have some telepathic capabilities.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/26/08 at 12:00 am
do Robot Llamas make much noise when they walk?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/26/08 at 12:07 am
do Robot Llamas make much noise when they walk?
Yes. It's hilarious, actually.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/26/08 at 12:46 am
Yes. It's hilarious, actually.
;D I bet it is hilarious.
...this has probably been asked, but if not, then the question is; do Robot Llama's poop?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/26/08 at 1:07 am
;D I bet it is hilarious.
...this has probably been asked, but if not, then the question is; do Robot Llama's poop?If so, who does the clearing up?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/08 at 12:18 am
;D I bet it is hilarious.
...this has probably been asked, but if not, then the question is; do Robot Llama's poop?
I REMEMBER THE ANSWER TO THIS! :)
Yeah, they poop nuts and bolts.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/12/08 at 1:07 pm
Is the recession affecting the robot llamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/14/08 at 12:00 am
Is the recession affecting the robot llamas?
They are so distant from humans, they don't even know it's going on.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/08 at 1:53 am
They are so distant from humans, they don't even know it's going on.
Can we join them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/08 at 11:46 pm
Can we join them?
No, for we don't know where they live.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/08 at 6:37 am
No, for we don't know where they live.
Their home must be full of peace and harmony?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 10/28/08 at 5:04 pm
Are Robot Llamas better at doing The Robot or The Llama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/28/08 at 7:00 pm
Their home must be full of peace and harmony?
Not exactly; they fight each other incessantly.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/28/08 at 7:00 pm
Are Robot Llamas better at doing The Robot or The Llama?
Neither, they just combined the two (DUH!).
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/08 at 7:43 pm
Not exactly; they fight each other incessantly.
Spitting at each other?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/28/08 at 7:45 pm
Who are the Robot Llamas supporting in this election. McLama or Olama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/28/08 at 10:16 pm
Spitting at each other?
Yes, but they also back kick.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/08 at 9:19 am
Yes, but they also back kick.
Not a pleasant place to be at.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/29/08 at 9:25 am
Not a pleasant place to be at.
Nope, so most humans are happy not to be with them.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 10/29/08 at 9:26 am
Who would win a battle between Robot Llamas and Voltron?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/29/08 at 9:27 am
Who would win a battle between Robot Llamas and Voltron?
That's a tough one. Because Voltron is run by humans, probably the robot llamas; if robot llamas were running Voltron, then it would be Voltron.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/30/08 at 4:00 am
That's a tough one. Because Voltron is run by humans, probably the robot llamas; if robot llamas were running Voltron, then it would be Voltron.
How long would that battle last?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 10/30/08 at 11:22 am
That's a tough one. Because Voltron is run by humans, probably the robot llamas; if robot llamas were running Voltron, then it would be Voltron.
What if it were just one Robot Llama vs Voltron?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/30/08 at 4:24 pm
How long would that battle last?
The human one, .4 seconds.
The robot llama one, 2 minutes.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/30/08 at 4:24 pm
What if it were just one Robot Llama vs Voltron?
The same answer as above. These robot llamas are pretty damn strong!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 10/30/08 at 5:48 pm
The same answer as above. These robot llamas are pretty damn strong!
Stronger than Optimus Prime?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 10/30/08 at 5:48 pm
Do Robot Llamas like Bahama Mamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/08 at 12:22 am
Stronger than Optimus Prime?
Unless Optimus Prime turns into a llama, yeah.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/08 at 12:22 am
Do Robot Llamas like Bahama Mamas?
Only if they're llamas.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 10/31/08 at 9:48 am
How do Robot Llamas handle Gobot drama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/08 at 7:59 pm
How do Robot Llamas handle Gobot drama?
They kill it.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/08 at 2:31 am
They kill it.
Who clears up the mess and carnage after the battle?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/01/08 at 4:59 pm
Who clears up the mess and carnage after the battle?
Nature... and the robot llamas.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 11/03/08 at 11:12 am
Would Robot Llamas vote for Obama?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/08 at 8:42 pm
Would Robot Llamas vote for Obama?
I thought about that and have decided that they'd just vote for Ollama.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 11/06/08 at 9:03 am
Do Robot Llamas like Ding-Dongs?
http://www.illinoistimes.com/binary/ae34/REALCUISINE081607.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/08 at 2:58 pm
Do Robot Llamas like Ding-Dongs?
http://www.illinoistimes.com/binary/ae34/REALCUISINE081607.jpg
Only the females.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/08 at 3:13 pm
Only the females.
What do male robot llamas like?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 11/11/08 at 9:07 pm
What do male robot llamas like?
http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/hostess-ho-hos.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/08 at 11:52 pm
http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/hostess-ho-hos.jpg
No, they like Snowballs.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 11/12/08 at 9:27 am
No, they like Snowballs.
Kinky.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/12/08 at 11:20 am
No, they like Snowballs.
Any particular flavour of snowball?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/20/08 at 9:45 pm
Any particular flavour of snowball?
Female breast kind.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 11/21/08 at 9:14 am
Do Robot Llamas vacation in the Bahamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/21/08 at 1:59 pm
Has this been asked before...
How did the Robot Llamas evolve?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/21/08 at 5:03 pm
Do Robot Llamas vacation in the Bahamas?
No! They live forever where we cannot see.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/21/08 at 5:04 pm
Has this been asked before...
How did the Robot Llamas evolve?
They were built by themselves.
Paradox!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/21/08 at 5:04 pm
Are the Robot Llamas intelligent?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/21/08 at 5:08 pm
Have you considered written out a page for wikipedia on Robot Llamas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 11/21/08 at 5:40 pm
Do Robot Llamas use commas?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/08 at 1:12 am
Are the Robot Llamas intelligent?
So much smarter than any of us.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/08 at 1:12 am
Have you considered written out a page for wikipedia on Robot Llamas?
Yes, but I'd probably be banned from the site. :P
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/08 at 1:13 am
Do Robot Llamas use commas?
They do not write, so no.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/08 at 2:11 am
Yes, but I'd probably be banned from the site. :P
Or have your own website dedicated to them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/08 at 2:23 am
Or have your own website dedicated to them?
Eh, I do not have enough time for that!
You are free to start your own site if you so wish, however.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/08 at 2:25 am
Eh, I do not have enough time for that!
You are free to start your own site if you so wish, however.
I do not know how to, I am not skilled enough for that.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 11/26/08 at 6:33 pm
Do Robot Llamas dig Carl Carlton's "She's A Bad Mama Jama" ?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/08 at 12:23 am
I do not know how to, I am not skilled enough for that.
I might not be either, but I suppose that's what Google's for!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/08 at 12:24 am
Do Robot Llamas dig Carl Carlton's "She's A Bad Mama Jama" ?
They sing in their native tongue, which is not replicable (if that's a word) through our English characters.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 12/01/08 at 9:59 am
They sing in their native tongue, which is not replicable (if that's a word) through our English characters.
I didn't ask if they sang; I asked if they liked the song. :D But good to know. :D
Do Robot Llamas like Kraftwerk?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/04/08 at 5:11 pm
I didn't ask if they sang; I asked if they liked the song. :D But good to know. :D
Do Robot Llamas like Kraftwerk?
Oh. I read dig as sing.
They do not know any of our human bands; I can't say.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 12/05/08 at 1:02 pm
They do not know any of our human bands; I can't say.
OK, how 'bout Gorillaz then?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/05/08 at 3:58 pm
OK, how 'bout Gorillaz then?
You know they're humans in costumes, right?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 12/05/08 at 4:00 pm
You know they're humans in costumes, right?
The Robot Llamas? I did not know that!
They probably like GWAR. Or are afraid of them like others are.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/13/08 at 12:02 am
The Robot Llamas? I did not know that!
They probably like GWAR. Or are afraid of them like others are.
The robot llamas are afraid of nobody! In fact, they killed GWAR.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/13/08 at 1:18 am
Are there robot llamas in zoos or are those just "regular" llamas? I had my suspicions about this llama that I met at the zoo last July.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/bookmistress4ever/Img_0111.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Tia on 12/13/08 at 6:02 am
Are there robot llamas in zoos or are those just "regular" llamas? I had my suspicions about this llama that I met at the zoo last July.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/bookmistress4ever/Img_0111.jpg
yeah, his fuel mixture looks like it's runnin' a little rich.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/16/08 at 12:04 am
Are there robot llamas in zoos or are those just "regular" llamas? I had my suspicions about this llama that I met at the zoo last July.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/bookmistress4ever/Img_0111.jpg
Just regular; the robot llamas live where we'll never find them.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 12/16/08 at 2:28 pm
Do Robot Llamas sport fros or just regular llama 'do's?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/19/08 at 3:19 pm
Do Robot Llamas sport fros or just regular llama 'do's?
They have no hair; they're robots!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: jackas on 12/21/08 at 10:12 pm
They have no hair; they're robots!
Well then they wouldn't survive here with this motherf-n cold llama.
Let me introduce you to my llama neighbor.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/DSC02171.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/08 at 6:17 am
Well then they wouldn't survive here with this motherf-n cold llama.
Let me introduce you to my llama neighbor.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/DSC02171.jpg
That llama has some hair.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 12/22/08 at 9:19 am
Well then they wouldn't survive here with this motherf-n cold llama.
Let me introduce you to my llama neighbor.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/DSC02171.jpg
Tina, come get some ham!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/22/08 at 7:04 pm
Well then they wouldn't survive here with this motherf-n cold llama.
Let me introduce you to my llama neighbor.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/DSC02171.jpg
Hahaha! That's cool.
Well, the robots have no nerves, so they're not cold either.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/30/08 at 12:55 am
WTF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BukW6-OfAwY
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 01/22/09 at 9:19 am
WTF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BukW6-OfAwY
That's exactly what I thought Robot Llamas were like.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/09 at 12:47 pm
Do the Robot Llamas celebrate birthdays?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/10/09 at 5:29 pm
Do the Robot Llamas celebrate birthdays?
Yes, but not their own. Only those of the earthworms they eat. They also believe their true births are when they are eaten, so they celebrate eating earthworms by eating more earthworms; the cycle goes on and on.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/09 at 5:34 pm
Yes, but not their own. Only those of the earthworms they eat. They also believe their true births are when they are eaten, so they celebrate eating earthworms by eating more earthworms; the cycle goes on and on.
Do the earthworms object?
Good to see you back again.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 04/24/09 at 10:40 am
How do Robot Llamas handle trauma?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:03 am
Are the Robot Llamas surviving well?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:05 am
Do the earthworms object?
Good to see you back again.
Thanks!
The earthworms don't really feel anything about it, but I would imagine the llamas will someday finish all the earthworms and there will be no-one else to fertilize dirt!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:05 am
How do Robot Llamas handle trauma?
They talk to their mama!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:06 am
Are the Robot Llamas surviving well?
Oh yes. They would survive a bigger atomic war than the roaches!
I like how my return immediately elicits questions about robot llamas!
But then again, who else can explain the mystery behind them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:10 am
But then again, who else can explain the mystery behind them?
Only you can
+ K
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:15 am
Only you can
+ K
Back atcha!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:20 am
Back atcha!
Thanks
I am sure the Robot Llamas need attending to?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:23 am
Thanks
I am sure the Robot Llamas need attending to?
Nah, the robot llamas are very independent and prefer to be left alone... you know, with each other.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:31 am
Nah, the robot llamas are very independent and prefer to be left alone... you know, with each other.
Then they are fine?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:32 am
Then they are fine?
In a sense. They still break each other, but it's their natural instinct and they don't mind!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:36 am
In a sense. They still break each other, but it's their natural instinct and they don't mind!
...and have that self repairing scheme?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:40 am
...and have that self repairing scheme?
Indeed!
I'm rusty on my robot llama knowledge; it's been a while...
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:42 am
Indeed!
I'm rusty on my robot llama knowledge; it's been a while...
Have you written a manual (book) about them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:51 am
Have you written a manual (book) about them?
No, though I suppose I could just edit all my answers here into one and it would be fine and dandy!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:52 am
No, though I suppose I could just edit all my answers here into one and it would be fine and dandy!
...and then invite David Attenborough to make a film documentry on them?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:53 am
...and then invite David Attenborough to make a film documentry on them?
Ooh. That would be tough. If he's willing, but I don't want the robot llamas to get him!
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:54 am
Ooh. That would be tough. If he's willing, but I don't want the robot llamas to get him!
True, for David Attenborough is a national treasure over here and we do not want to miss him.
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/04/09 at 3:55 am
True, for David Attenborough is a national treasure over here and we do not want to miss him.
Perhaps some amateur should do the filming, while David can edit the film and narrate?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/09 at 3:58 am
Perhaps some amateur should do the filming, while David can edit the film and narrate?
Someone we do not mind missing...
...like Richard Simmons for example?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/20/09 at 11:02 am
Someone we do not mind missing...
...like Richard Simmons for example?
Yes, that would be a good choice. Or Ronald Reagan, if only he were alive...
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Midas on 07/29/09 at 3:36 pm
Do Robot Llamas dispense blunt force trauma?
Subject: Re: Ask Me About Robot Llamas
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/13/09 at 12:33 am
Do Robot Llamas dispense blunt force trauma?
Oh yes. Stay clear of the steer!