Hey, while you're at it... Ask me about other parts of your body! I also want to specify to Howard not to ask me about his body parts. :P

other parts of me are not chapped, luckily.


but

why are your lips chapped?

other parts of me are not chapped, luckily.


but

why are your lips chapped?


Probably because I don't wear chapstick!

Why is your penis so small?

Why is your penis so small?


There's a reason why I didn't want Howard in here.

And because you started talking to me, m'lord.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/icon_biggrin.gif  ;D

You Rang?

Hey, while you're at it... Ask me about other parts of your body! I also want to specify to Howard not to ask me about his body parts. :P


Oh,The "frankfurter"? ;D

Why are the vocalist for Blue Oyster Cult's lips cold? Does it have anything to do with his heart being black, or those cities in flame?

Why are the vocalist for Blue Oyster Cult's lips cold? Does it have anything to do with his heart being black, or those cities in flame?


No.. It's because he made out with ice.

No.. It's because he made out with ice.


Silly Dom, why would ice be in these cities which allege to be on flame?

Silly Dom, why would ice be in these cities which allege to be on flame?


Silly Drew, these cities aren't really on flame. You're just on crack.

Silly Drew, these cities aren't really on flame. You're just on crack.



Aww... Drew.

Silly Drew, these cities aren't really on flame. You're just on crack.


Aye, my parents call me "Drew"..

Aye, my parents call me "Drew"..



HAHAHAH! You look like a Drew.

I think your lips are chapped from kissin'

I think your lips are chapped from kissin'


That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

I think your lips are chapped from kissin'



That's probably the case. ;D

That's probably the case. ;D


You can't post in here! 

You can't post in here! 


Who says? ::)

Who says? ::)


I DO!

I DO!


Over My Dead Body! >:(

Over My Dead Body! >:(


Nu. I said it far away from your body.

No.. It's because he made out with ice.


Vanilla Ice?

Vanilla Ice?


http://www.dack.com/images/weblog/vanilla-ice.jpg


Ice,Ice baby! ;D

Meat! Is your ass chapped? Do you have assless chaps? Are you a good chap?

Meat! Is your ass chapped? Do you have assless chaps? Are you a good chap?


No, yes, and sure?

No, yes, and sure?



Sweet. I assume the assless chaps aren't worn in public?

Sweet. I assume the assless chaps aren't worn in public?


Of course they are! I'm no pansy.

Of course they are! I'm no pansy.


Sometimes I wonder. :D

Meat! Is your ass chapped? Do you have assless chaps? Are you a good chap?



How in the hell could you have a chapped ass? ::)  ???

How in the hell could you have a chapped ass? ::)  ???


Just.... stop posting.

Aw,C'mon this is my favorite subject. ;)

Aw,C'mon this is my favorite subject. ;)


Chapped lips? How come you never talk about them, then?

chapped lips are crappy.

chapped lips are crappy.



I agree. Do you happen to have any chapstick?

I agree. Do you happen to have any chapstick?



why yes I do.

why yes I do.


What chapstick do you prefer? I love the Burt's Bees stuff.

Chapped lips? How come you never talk about them, then?


Cause I rarely have chapped lips. ;D

Just.... stop posting.


Haha!!

What do I use for a chapped ass?  ;D

What do I use for a chapped ass?  ;D


'Git! ... Why can't you understand!?!?!? *Cries*

What chapstick do you prefer? I love the Burt's Bees stuff.



Ooooh! Burt's Bees RAWKS! ;)

'Git! ... Why can't you understand!?!?!? *Cries*


Hey,I'm allowed to post here too,You can't stop me from posting. >:(

Hey,I'm allowed to post here too,You can't stop me from posting. >:(


:P Your posting in here may lead to a lock of the thread.

:P Your posting in here may lead to a lock of the thread.


It's all your fault. :P

Hullo!  Yer ass--er, lips still chapped or didja find some lip lube?  :D

It's all your fault. :P


No, it's your's, Howie.

My lips are NOT chapped and I really don't appreciate the insinuation.  >:(

My lips are NOT chapped and I really don't appreciate the insinuation.   >:(


But you can still ask about it.

But you can still ask about it.


Um...why are you so preoccupied with chapped lips?

I'm actually totally addicted to chapstick.  I keep them everywhere - on my desk, in my purse, in random drawers and end tables.  It makes my husband crazy.

Um...why are you so preoccupied with chapped lips?

I'm actually totally addicted to chapstick.  I keep them everywhere - on my desk, in my purse, in random drawers and end tables.  It makes my husband crazy.


I'm not really preoccupied with chapped lips. On the contrary, I couldn't care less.

... Although you will probably ask why I made a thread about them, then...

I'm not really preoccupied with chapped lips. On the contrary, I couldn't care less.

... Although you will probably ask why I made a thread about them, then...


Nah.  I'm all for randominity.

Tell me about yourself.  Likes, dislikes...

Nah.  I'm all for randominity.

Tell me about yourself.  Likes, dislikes...


:D I like when you ask me in my "ASK ME QUESTIONS~!" thread... :P This is jut a substitute until somebody posts in there...

:D I like when you ask me in my "ASK ME QUESTIONS~!" thread... :P This is jut a substitute until somebody posts in there...


::) Fine.

*trudges away*

Hullo!  Yer ass--er, lips still chapped or didja find some lip lube?  :D


Do I have to spread my ass cheeks to do that?

Do I have to spread my ass cheeks to do that?


GODAMMIT HOWARD! JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE!

GODAMMIT HOWARD! JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE!


What? >:(

What? >:(


... You're doing it more! Git'! Before I lock this thing!

GODAMMIT HOWARD! JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE!



Seriously, Howard. Stop.


| <--- That is the line

* <--- And this is you.

|* <--- This is you crossin' the line..! >=O

I don't know what the hell you're so angry about?  ???  :(

If it helps, Doms, I use vaseline for my dry lips. I can't use any chapstick. It just makes it worse for me.

I don't know what the hell you're so angry about?  ???  :(


You keep posting after being told not to. Now don't.

If it helps, Doms, I use vaseline for my dry lips. I can't use any chapstick. It just makes it worse for me.


Thanks. Mine are really bad enough for any treatment, I just kinda licked them and noticed they were chapped when I was thinking of a thread to make.

Ummm, all I have is the Bonnie Bell Lipsmackers stuff.  Did you want the Dr. Pepper flavored or the Strawberry Starburst flavored???

Ummm, all I have is the Bonnie Bell Lipsmackers stuff.  Did you want the Dr. Pepper flavored or the Strawberry Starburst flavored???


=o Strawberry, Please!

=o Strawberry, Please!


There you go!!! :)

There you go!!! :)


Thank you!

Thank you!


You're welcome.  I think it taste much better than Chapstick, don't you agree? :)

You're welcome.  I think it taste much better than Chapstick, don't you agree? :)


Well, it IS chapstick... but... sure!

Well, it IS chapstick... but... sure!


Twice the cost, diffrent manufacture, but yeah . . .it is. :)

Ummm, all I have is the Bonnie Bell Lipsmackers stuff.  Did you want the Dr. Pepper flavored or the Strawberry Starburst flavored???


What other flavors are there besides Dr.Pepper and Starburst? ???

What other flavors are there besides Dr.Pepper and Starburst? ???


Very many of them.

I used to have this stuff in a tiny little tin back in 1986.  It was real goopy and sticky.  It tasted and smelt like butterscotch and when I kissed my boyfriend, we'd stick together briefly.  ;D

I can't remember what it was called though.

Here's an ad from a 1979 magazine for Bonne Belle Lipsmackers.
http://www.stuckinthe70s.com/images/tb0779bonnebell_tn.jpg
It looks like the flavors are Orange Crush, Good 'n' Plenty licorace, Hires Rootbeer, Tootsie Roll Chocolate flavor, Lipton Lemon Tree Lemonade flavor, Dr. Pepper and 7-up.

I used to have this stuff in a tiny little tin back in 1986.  It was real goopy and sticky.  It tasted and smelt like butterscotch and when I kissed my boyfriend, we'd stick together briefly.   ;D





I had something like that too....it was in a little rectangular tin with a lid that would slide open. Mine was grape flavored....and it was really sticky. :D

I had something like that too....it was in a little rectangular tin with a lid that would slide open. Mine was grape flavored....and it was really sticky. :D


Yes, exactly.  That's the very same.  I've been trying to remember what it was called.  I used to buy mine at the Super Rx pharmacy but of course, those have gone away too since then.

Yes, exactly.  That's the very same.  I've been trying to remember what it was called.  I used to buy mine at the Super Rx pharmacy but of course, those have gone away too since then.



I can't remember what they were called either. I used to buy mine at this store at the mall....it was similiar to Claire's Boutique...they sold the same sorts of novelty things.

I can't remember what they were called either. I used to buy mine at this store at the mall....it was similiar to Claire's Boutique...they sold the same sorts of novelty things.


I think they were called Lip Lickers.  I found some a few years ago, but haven't seen them since.  I looked for "Lip Lickers" on the net, but found a bunch of porn sites instead!  ::) :D

I think they were called Lip Lickers.  I found some a few years ago, but haven't seen them since.  I looked for "Lip Lickers" on the net, but found a bunch of porn sites instead!   ::) :D



that sounds vaguely familiar....they were something like that, indeed. The funny thing about it is that the taste of the grape....didn't really taste like true grape...it was a very odd taste.

that sounds vaguely familiar....they were something like that, indeed. The funny thing about it is that the taste of the grape....didn't really taste like true grape...it was a very odd taste.


They all did.  And they were so thick and gooey.  I remember having cola flavored, pineapple, and bubble gum.

They all did.  And they were so thick and gooey.  I remember having cola flavored, pineapple, and bubble gum.


Sounds like you got the cheap stuff. :)

I used to have this stuff in a tiny little tin back in 1986.  It was real goopy and sticky.  It tasted and smelt like butterscotch and when I kissed my boyfriend, we'd stick together briefly.   ;D

I can't remember what it was called though.

Here's an ad from a 1979 magazine for Bonne Belle Lipsmackers.
http://www.stuckinthe70s.com/images/tb0779bonnebell_tn.jpg
It looks like the flavors are Orange Crush, Good 'n' Plenty licorace, Hires Rootbeer, Tootsie Roll Chocolate flavor, Lipton Lemon Tree Lemonade flavor, Dr. Pepper and 7-up.


They smell so good you coud almost eat them. ;D

Sounds like you got the cheap stuff. :)



the ones I am thinking of were actually on the pricey side, because at the time they were a bit of a novelty....so therefore, they were overpriced. :D

Why are your lips chapped?

Why are your lips chapped?


Read back. And I told you not to post in here.

On the Rachel Ray show today, Lisa Rinna suggested that when one has chapped lips, one only needs to put petroleum jelly on an old toothbrush and "brush their lips" to take care of the problem.

I know...it's not a question, and I hope that you'll forgive me for hijacking the thread, but consider that my Heloise Hint of the day.

On the Rachel Ray show today, Lisa Rinna suggested that when one has chapped lips, one only needs to put petroleum jelly on an old toothbrush and "brush their lips" to take care of the problem.

I know...it's not a question, and I hope that you'll forgive me for hijacking the thread, but consider that my Heloise Hint of the day.


Well, it's not really a hijack, since it's on topic.

Read back. And I told you not to post in here.


Will you stop it and let me post wherever I want. >:(

Will you stop it and let me post wherever I want. >:(


'Cept here.

'Cept here.


yeah,Who says?  ::)

yeah,Who says?  ::)


We've already been through this. I said it!

Hey Meat, I found my Burt Bee's lip balm.  It's better than that Lip Smackers stuff. :)

Hey Meat, I found my Burt Bee's lip balm.  It's better than that Lip Smackers stuff. :)


I've tried that before. It made my lips all glossy.

I've tried that before. It made my lips all glossy.


But this stuff claims to be all natural!!!  The gloss doesn't last too long. :)

But this stuff claims to be all natural!!!  The gloss doesn't last too long. :)


No, it didn't last that long.

No, it didn't last that long.


It is really good stuff though.

Have you ever tried Aquaphor for your lips?

Have you ever tried Aquaphor for your lips?


No. Have you?

No. Have you?



It's pretty good,It works well cause it's medicated for chapped lips.

Are your lips still chapped?

Mine aren't, btw.

Are your lips still chapped?

Mine aren't, btw.


Yes! Lately, I've been having to lick my lips every time I try to smile. Otherwise, they crack and it hurts.