Go.

You packin' large?

WHO DO U LYK!? :D :D :D

are you a kinky kinda guy?

You packin' large?


It's big enough ;)


WHO DO U LYK!? :D :D :D


I might like you better if you didn't type like a preschooler (kidding).

I like my wife and family muchly :)


are you a kinky kinda guy?


My wife is happy, isn't she?  :D :D

It's big enough ;)

My wife is happy, isn't she?  :D :D



These two must be connected.

Shouldn't you have titled this thread "No hords balled" ?  :D ;D

have you ever hit yourself in the nuts with nunchuks?

Shouldn't you have titled this thread "No hords balled" ?  :D ;D


HA!  I think Jess would cut off my "barrs" if I tried to teabag any "wholes" :P


have you ever hit yourself in the nuts with nunchuks?


No, but plenty of things have tried, and sometimes succeeded, in damaging my package.  Thank goodness that it's still healthy, or I would not be welcome into the assembly of the Lord (Deuteronomy 23:1) :D

HA!  I think Jess would cut off my "barrs" if I tried to teabag any "wholes" :P

No, but plenty of things have tried, and sometimes succeeded, in damaging my package.  Thank goodness that it's still healthy, or I would not be welcome into the assembly of the Lord (Deuteronomy 23:1) :D
;D why on earth would they want to do a thing like that to such a good guy.  ???  I don't know that verse by heart but will look it up. I have some nunchuks, and am decent with them, and have never knocked my nads, but I've thumped my noggin pretty good.

;D why on earth would they want to do a thing like that to such a good guy.  ???  I don't know that verse by heart but will look it up. I have some nunchuks, and am decent with them, and have never knocked my nads, but I've thumped my noggin pretty good.


I believe more practice is in order ;)  Knocking yourself silly during a ninja battle to the death is a bad thing!  :o

It's big enough ;)

I might like you better if you didn't type like a preschooler (kidding).

I like my wife and family muchly :)

My wife is happy, isn't she?  :D :D


Har.

preskoolers type like this

12 yr olds typ lyk tihs

Fifteen-year-olds type like this! =D

Are you a big boy, now?

Are you a big boy, now?


How do you mean?

I am about 5'8" and weigh 155ish.  I'm considered "skinny" methinks.  In the past I used to be able to grab the rim of a regulation basketball hoop and have wrestled with people much larger than I (I lost, but they didn't beat me up too bad because they were my friends).

But am I a "big person"?  I guess I could be ;)

You packin' large?


OMG.. that was gonna be my question!  You know.. the whole 'diminutive' Asian thing.. just wondering if that's a fallacy (phallusy?  ;) )

Actually, that picture of the two Asian fellas in wrestlethongs.. were sorta packing the goods!!

OMG.. that was gonna be my question!  You know.. the whole 'diminutive' Asian thing.. just wondering if that's a fallacy (phallusy?  ;) )

Actually, that picture of the two Asian fellas in wrestlethongs.. were sorta packing the goods!!



as was the guy in the picture that was spammed across the boards a few months ago! :D ;D

How do you mean?

I am about 5'8" and weigh 155ish.  I'm considered "skinny" methinks.  In the past I used to be able to grab the rim of a regulation basketball hoop and have wrestled with people much larger than I (I lost, but they didn't beat me up too bad because they were my friends).

But am I a "big person"?  I guess I could be ;)


You are skinny-ish.

Are you an important person? What is your job? What is your yearly salary? How many times do you touch yourself daily?

And, yes, I'm simply testing my limits.

as was the guy in the picture that was spammed across the boards a few months ago! :D ;D


No, those weren't goods. That was just a monster.

OMG.. that was gonna be my question!  You know.. the whole 'diminutive' Asian thing.. just wondering if that's a fallacy (phallusy?  ;) )

Actually, that picture of the two Asian fellas in wrestlethongs.. were sorta packing the goods!!


We have good herbs :D

And we exercise and eat right!



as was the guy in the picture that was spammed across the boards a few months ago! :D ;D


He was not related to me.  I'm probably better looking too :P  (I wish) :D



You are skinny-ish.

Are you an important person? What is your job? What is your yearly salary? How many times do you touch yourself daily?

And, yes, I'm simply testing my limits.


I am important to those who actually care about me.

I am in graduate school but I get my tuition paid for and a yearly stipend around $25K.

I'm touching myself right now.  But not in a sexual way.  I think I probably touch myself, either intentionally or inadvertently, at least 8000 times a day.  I am silky smooth though, so people like touching me.

I'm touching myself right now.  But not in a sexual way.  I think I probably touch myself, either intentionally or inadvertently, at least 8000 times a day.  I am silky smooth though, so people like touching me.

I gotta go change my pants!

I'm touching myself right now.  But not in a sexual way.  I think I probably touch myself, either intentionally or inadvertently, at least 8000 times a day.  I am silky smooth though, so people like touching me.



That is so sexy.

We have good herbs :D

And we exercise and eat right!

He was not related to me.  I'm probably better looking too :P  (I wish) :D


I am important to those who actually care about me.

I am in graduate school but I get my tuition paid for and a yearly stipend around $25K.

I'm touching myself right now.  But not in a sexual way.  I think I probably touch myself, either intentionally or inadvertently, at least 8000 times a day.  I am silky smooth though, so people like touching me.


8,000? Does an extended period of touching count as one touch, or multiple ones?

8,000? Does an extended period of touching count as one touch, or multiple ones?


One touch = one body part contacting another without loss of contact.

One touch = one body part contacting another without loss of contact.


Ah, I think you should see how long you could put your hand against your other arm without stopping.

Ah, I think you should see how long you could put your hand against your other arm without stopping.


I think that's something you can do on your own time ;)

so.. have you ever kissed a guy?

Would you be curious about it?

so.. have you ever kissed a guy?

Would you be curious about it?


No...but if you paid me enough I might ;)  It'd probably feel really weird if I knew it was a dude.

No...but if you paid me enough I might ;)  It'd probably feel really weird if I knew it was a dude.



If I take you to some of the drag queen bars around Atlanta, you will be fooled.

No...but if you paid me enough I might ;)  It'd probably feel really weird if I knew it was a dude.

maybe if he dressed up like a she, it might not feel so weird to you? Name your price.. what monetary amount would you do it for?

If I take you to some of the drag queen bars around Atlanta, you will be fooled.


I swear sometimes you read my mind , Beth :P

No...but if you paid me enough I might ;)  It'd probably feel really weird if I knew it was a dude.



that would be hot. ;)

No...but if you paid me enough I might ;)  It'd probably feel really weird if I knew it was a dude.
rice cube! very open minded of you bro.

well well well.. if it isn't the nasal king himself... and what about you Tia? have you ever kissed a guy?  How much could we pay you and Rice to put on a show for us?

Would you rather be a man or woman?

well well well.. if it isn't the nasal king himself... and what about you Tia? have you ever kissed a guy?  How much could we pay you and Rice to put on a show for us?



Angel's on a roll tonight....you go girl! ;) :D

yeah I don't know where this sudden surge of boldness came from..

I swear sometimes you read my mind , Beth :P



It's a tough job, but someone must do it.

wow.. suddenly the guys went quiet..

that would be hot. ;)


Oh yeah :D

I'd probably do it for...one MEEEEEELLION DOLLARS!!!

And if they looked like chicks I'd probably enjoy it until they put their gun in my hip to show me how happy they were to see me.

wow.. suddenly the guys went quiet..



I'm awaiting for an answer.

wow.. suddenly the guys went quiet..



hahah..I noticed that too. It's fine and dandy when it's the girls kissing...but when it turns to the guys kissing...that's a different story. ;D

If you pool together, wipe out my debt and buy me an HDTV, I'll kiss a dude.

I'm awaiting for an answer.


what about you , young man?

Have you ever kissed a guy? are you curious about it?

what about you , young man?

Have you ever kissed a guy? are you curious about it?



poor little innocent Doms...how did he get pulled into this madness?!! ;D :D

If you pool together, wipe out my debt and buy me an HDTV, I'll kiss a dude.


The check's in the mail.. GO! And we want pictures!

i kissed a guy once.

And you better do it with tongue or it doesn't count.

As soon as the money's safely in my bank account.  You tink I stoopid?


i kissed a guy once.


I'm apparently a great kisser if you wanna help me out here.

i kissed a guy once.


eagerly awaits details... AND?? AND???

eagerly awaits details... AND?? AND???


i was drunk as several skunks. i realized what i was doing and freaked. he was kind enough to give me pointers, told me i shouldn't open my mouth so much.

next day the whole thing struck me as funny. he was a good sort, a fella could do worse. but he was kinda a swinger, i think, in retrospect, evidently anytime i went out with him and a female friend of mine he'd get her alone and start trying to get some kinda group sex thing goin'.

i was drunk as several skunks. i realized what i was doing and freaked. he was kind enough to give me pointers, told me i shouldn't open my mouth so much.

next day the whole thing struck me as funny. he was a good sort, a fella could do worse. but he was kinda a swinger, i think, in retrospect, evidently anytime i went out with him and a female friend of mine he'd get her alone and start trying to get some kinda group sex thing goin'.


wow!! and did you enjoy the experience? have you ever repeated it? How old were you?  Do you ever see that guy ?  And group sex???  where'd ya go with that?

If I take you to some of the drag queen bars around Atlanta, you will be fooled.


You finally ventured out to one?  Good for you.   :D

There's fun to be had in ATL.   8)


Rice, where's your wifey-san?  I haven't heard from her since before the flight.   ???

wow!! and did you enjoy the experience? have you ever repeated it? How old were you?  Do you ever see that guy ?  And group sex???  where'd ya go with that?



Tia is being question molested!! ;D

Rice, where's your wifey-san?  I haven't heard from her since before the flight.  ???


She's playing Nintendo.  We beat Mario together...now we have to beat 2 and 3.

You finally ventured out to one?  Good for you.  :D

There's fun to be had in ATL.  8)


No, but I know people who have gone and that's what they've said.  Going to bars/clubs of any kind is not my thing.....I barely drink as it is and what would I do in a bar or club?  I'm too fat and ugly to dance and no one would attempt to hit on me.  Lost cause if you want the truth.


And if you're not into bars, clubs and dodging gang bullets there is no fan to be had in ATL.

As soon as the money's safely in my bank account.  You tink I stoopid?

I'm apparently a great kisser if you wanna help me out here.



No, Miss Swan, I don't tink you toopid.  Hey, you and Tia.. yeah.. I'd pay to see that.   You could just picture him as Kim Richards. And vice versa.. til you open your eyes and realize ... "He looka likea man!"  :P

No, Miss Swan, I don't tink you toopid.  Hey, you and Tia.. yeah.. I'd pay to see that.  You could just picture him as Kim Richards. And vice versa.. til you open your eyes and realize ... "He looka likea man!"  :P


How much would you pay?  I still want that $$.

wow!! and did you enjoy the experience? have you ever repeated it? How old were you?  Do you ever see that guy ?  And group sex???  where'd ya go with that?
*snicker*

i didn't really know what was happening. suddenly i realized it was another guy i was sucking face with and totally went wide-eyed wiggy. quite hilarious.

i guess it would have been around 2000. we were housemates at the time. he moved to san francisco, and no, i've never repeated it. the idea of group sex doesn't really appeal to me, it just sounds like a lot of bother to me, but the couple times he propositioned female friends of mine they didn't go for it so it wouldn't have happened anyway. he's married now.

i'm not terribly homophobic, personally, so i hold open the possibility that some guy could blow me away and i'd go ahead and cross over. in the abstract it's possible. but women just get my motor revving in a way fellas typically don't so i think, unfortunately, i may be permanently afflicted with heterosexuality. so much the worse for me. :(

Women are lusciously scrumtidiliumptious.  Hetero for life!

well I applaude you Tia for having the balls to look homophobia in it's face and promptly slap it like a drag queen would slap a bad Barbra Streisand act.  

scrumtidiliumptious.
just the word i'd use.

although i, personally, am looking for a cure.

Women are lusciously scrumtidiliumptious.  Hetero for life!


well how can you argue with that??

but still I'd pay to see frivolous pseudohomo action..  hmmm...


Hey.. did you see this thread GREW FASTER than your other random threads?? Pretty impressive.

I know, I should talk about jonesing with menz more often :P

Now pay me.

well how can you argue with that??

but still I'd pay to see frivolous pseudohomo action..  hmmm...


Hey.. did you see this thread GREW FASTER than your other random threads?? Pretty impressive.
it's hard to resist this idea of there being "no holds barred." at first i thought it was gonna be a big flame war thread but this is good too.

just the word i'd use.

although i, personally, am looking for a cure.


wha? a cure?
are you saying you'd rather be batting for the other team? I don't quite get that 'cure' statement.

Tia's looking for a good "job" if y'know what I be sayin' MMMHMMM.

I know, I should talk about jonesing with menz more often :P

Now pay me.


bill me!

Tia's looking for a good "job" if y'know what I be sayin' MMMHMMM.


hmm.... I'm not quite bold enough to be touchin that one. Just yet. Let me get to know ya all better. I've got this great ketchup bottle trick!  ;)

wha? a cure?
are you saying you'd rather be batting for the other team? I don't quite get that 'cure' statement.
my experiences with dating women have often been somewhat short of perfect. i delude myself into thinking if i could convince myself i like fellers, it would somehow become easier. although i have gay friends and they pretty much complain about the same crap i do so i think that probably wouldn't fix what's ailin' me...

Bill for services:

One (1) big tongue-y kiss between Rice and Tia                              $40000
Two (2) sessions of therapy for being so gay                                  $40000
Shipping and Handling                                                                  $10000
Taxes                                                                                        $10000

Total                                                                                      $100000

Customer must pay before goods will be delivered.  Indefinite layaway.

hmm.... I'm not quite bold enough to be touchin that one. Just yet. Let me get to know ya all better. I've got this great ketchup bottle trick!  ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQdWFk8JDM

Bill for services:

One (1) big tongue-y kiss between Rice and Tia                               $40000
Two (2) sessions of therapy for being so gay                                   $40000
Shipping and Handling                                                                  $10000
Taxes                                                                                        $10000

Total                                                                                       $100000

Customer must pay before goods will be delivered.  Indefinite layaway.


I gotta go change my pants again!

^ Darn, I have to sign up.  Too lazy right now.  Explain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQdWFk8JDM



that's hilarious! ;D

that's hilarious! ;D


Explain?  :\'(

Explain?  :\'(



hehehe...think...someone comparing it to getting ketchup out of a ketchup bottle....but the girl totally taking the slamming the bottle approach! ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQdWFk8JDM


OMG.. That was classic!!  I had to show that one to my husband.. :P 

Oh yeah, that one ;)  That was messed up.  Kid deserved it though for being such a whiny little turdburglar.  She'll give it to you when she's good and ready!

that's hilarious! ;D
oops, i should warn you there's simulated nudity in that clip. everyone knows by now that whenever i post a youtube clip it's usually something you watch at your own risk, yes?

I confess I've had Joe Mauer/Justin Morneau gay fantasies. I'd pay to see that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQdWFk8JDM



I've seen that before.....it's funny.

I confess I've had Joe Mauer/Justin Morneau gay fantasies. I'd pay to see that.


You'd have to pay them a LOT :D

You'd have to pay them a LOT :D


yeah, no kiddin.  The Twins can barely afford their contracts.. I doubt I'll ever get to see my gay fantasy come to light. Oh darn. Maybe we should take up a collection?

when i was doing my feller nose quiz i was kinda diggin' on cary grant and michael york. but they're no kim richards. or kate hepburn, for that matter.

when i was doing my feller nose quiz i was kinda diggin' on cary grant and michael york. but they're no kim richards. or kate hepburn, for that matter.


give me flared nostrils.  Oh and Rice.. I like your nose :)

No Holds Barred.....wasn't that a Hulk Hogan movie? ???

So.. Rice.. tell me how you and your wife met..

So.. Rice.. tell me how you and your wife met..


Through this messageboard.  Weird huh?  :D

Through this messageboard.  Weird huh?  :D


I got a little bit of that from reading previous threads.. but I mean.. like..how did you end up meeting face to face?  Were you in one state and she in another? How did all that come about?

I got a little bit of that from reading previous threads.. but I mean.. like..how did you end up meeting face to face?  Were you in one state and she in another? How did all that come about?
ooooo, this is some good sh*t  :o I need to read this tomorrow

I got a little bit of that from reading previous threads.. but I mean.. like..how did you end up meeting face to face?  Were you in one state and she in another? How did all that come about?


Oh.

Well, I'd just "graduated" from graduate school with a master's degree and was looking for work, and I wrote parodies with my friend for a while and submitted it to Chucky's AmIRight site, and saw a thingy for a parody contest so I joined on this messageboard since that's where AmIRight funnels people into, right?  So she had this devil avatar that was cool because my parody partner/friend once drew this picture of me holding a chemistry book and he put horns and a tail on me and an evil goatee, and then threw a few of the same little devils on my picture, so I messaged her and she thought I was weird (who wouldn't).  But then we talked for a while, and finally after like a few months she made me call her on the phone and we talked a lot.  Then there was some stuff with a banana and we hit it off.  Then there was drama, and we met in July or something the year after, and then I didn't see her again until that October, then we got together fo sho and I asked her to marry me and we made a baby.

Ok that story was concise and to the point.. except one detail which You HAVE to elaborate on..

Then there was some stuff with a banana and we hit it off. 

sounds.. twisted. :P

She was eating a banana and we got to discussing phallic symbols.  It was a thought-provoking conversation :D

She was eating a banana and we got to discussing phallic symbols.  It was a thought-provoking conversation :D

I love thought provoking metaphorical conversations.. It's like two wildcats circling each other and then one suddenly pounces!

I nominate this thread the Best Ask Me Thread on the board. :)


It's been fun.. but now I must get to bed. I just looked back and I've posted 264 posts in just over 24 hours.. and I was only away from here a total of maybe 4 hours. I need to get a life !! :P

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What things would you like to teach your son as he's growing up?

Why is it just not much fun being a grown up?

Shouldn't you have titled this thread "No hords balled" ?   :D ;D


or No whores with balls. ;D

What's your real name?

Go.
Go where?

Go where?



Go Home.

Go Home.
I am already there.

What's your real name?


Kin.

I am already there.





I'm home too

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What things would you like to teach your son as he's growing up?

Why is it just not much fun being a grown up?


I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up, but I think I want to stay in the scientific research field either as a research professor, a science teacher, a consultant or working in industry.

I'd probably try to teach him to be responsible and about truth, justice, and all that other stuff.

I think it sucks to be a grown-up because you have to be all responsible and make sacrifices and care for the family and stuff like that, but at the same time, that's why it's cool to be a grown-up because you actually have something to strive for :)  It's definitely not as easy as one thinks.

what about you , young man?

Have you ever kissed a guy? are you curious about it?


No, but I often get urges to. I'm not attracted to them, I just sometimes want to kiss the closest person to me, which is often a guy!

You missed my question asked many pages ago.

Would you rather be a man or a woman?

You missed my question asked many pages ago.

Would you rather be a man or a woman?


Oh right.  I'm cool with being a man.  Boobies are great though.

Would you take a load in the throat for $1,000,000? - Tax free of course.

Would you take a load in the throat for $1,000,000?


Whose load is it?  Is it disease-free?  Can I gargle with Listerine before and after?

Oh right.  I'm cool with being a man.  Boobies are great though.
boobie's are cool. wouldn't it be great if women had 3

If Jessica suddenly grew testicles, what would you say to her/do with her?

Whose load is it?  Is it disease-free?  Can I gargle with Listerine before and after?


Some fat spotty dude, yeah, he's clean, after, not before.

boobie's are cool. wouldn't it be great if women had 3


That was really weird in Total Recall.  I know some Penguins who wouldn't mind eight-breasted girls though.


If Jessica suddenly grew testicles, what would you say to her/do with her?


I'd tell her to grab life by the balls.


Some fat spotty dude, yeah, he's clean, after, not before.


As long as I can close my eyes and don't actually have to put lip to wang, yeah, sure.  Lemme see the dough.

That was really weird in Total Recall.  I know some Penguins who wouldn't mind eight-breasted girls though.

that chick was hot with her triplets.  one time on Married With Children Al Bundy said something about wishing women had a 3rd breast on their backs. when asked why, he said "for slow dancing"

As long as I can close my eyes and don't actually have to put lip to wang, yeah, sure.  Lemme see the dough.


No, you gotta do it properly for the million.

Dang.  That'd warrant at least $500K more.

Dang.  That'd warrant at least $500K more.


With your sense of fiscal responsibility, you'd be set for life with the million. For just 10 minutes work. Most chicks do that for free.

Oh, I have to jerk him off too? 

$1.5M sounds fair then ;)

to go from worst kiss thread to worst bj. :o   

Dang.  That'd warrant at least $500K more.




With your sense of fiscal responsibility, you'd be set for life with the million. For just 10 minutes work. Most chicks do that for free.


I was just going to mention that most guys expect this from their girlfriends or wives and they don't get 1 dime .  You know.... It's not as bad as you imagine. :P

I was just going to mention that most guys expect this from their girlfriends or wives and they don't get 1 dime .  You know.... It's not as bad as you imagine. :P


I have a very strong gag reflex, so for me, at least, it would be EXTREMELY difficult to, uh, swallow this.

were you a straight A student in high school?

were you a straight A student in high school?
if so, i think we know how mr.-herculean-gag-reflex got all those good grades.

if so, i think we know how mr.-herculean-gag-reflex got all those good grades.



Wait......there are ways besides that?

Wait......there are ways besides that?
i've been meaning to talk to you about that expository paper you handed in last week, beth.

were you a straight A student in high school?


No, I was an underachiever and did the minimum possible to get A- because the way the grade point system worked, even an A- got you a 4.0.  I also got a couple Bs and Cs here and there because I just didn't care.  I did, however, graduate fifth in my class of 400+.  In retrospect I don't think I was challenged enough and that was a bad thing because it made me lazy for college, where I was a straight B+ student, and in graduate school, where I sorta didn't work too hard...which is why I had to go again this time, and the layoff really sucked.  So gotta work harder now!


if so, i think we know how mr.-herculean-gag-reflex got all those good grades.


Hmmm, maybe if I had they would've given me A's instead of A-'s :D

i've been meaning to talk to you about that expository paper you handed in last week, beth.



Whatever did I do wrong?  *looks innocent*

Oh right.  I'm cool with being a man.  Boobies are great though.


Boobies Are great too. ;)

No one is holding my bars!

No Holes barn

Oh, I have to jerk him off too? 

$1.5M sounds fair then ;)


No dude, you gotta suck him off.. and $1.0 flat.

No dude, you gotta suck him off.. and $1.0 flat.
$2

$2


* $1.0Million.

ew.

ew.


Oh honey, I know the concept of doing it for money sickens you.. it's alright, I won't give you any cash at all.  :)

Oh honey, I know the concept of doing it for money sickens you.. it's alright, I won't give you any cash at all.  :)


now we're bringing a little respect to the conversation! :)

now we're bringing a little respect to the conversation! :)


Of course, always from me.

^ That's hot.

Hmmm...I'm afraid I'm still going to have to insist on the $1.5M.

^ That's hot.

Hmmm...I'm afraid I'm still going to have to insist on the $1.5M.


Because you've been indignant I'm gonna give you a 10 spot, force you down on Frank and have Jess film it.

Not if I make you smoke pole first. 

Not if I make you smoke pole first. 



How do you smoke a pole? ::)

How do you smoke a pole? ::)


Slowly and gently.

Slowly and gently.


I'll try that someday. ;D

I'll try that someday. ;D


Just not with me, right?

How do you smoke a pole? ::)



You stick it in your mouth.

Just not with me, right?


And Why Not?

And Why Not?


I don't smoke.

I don't smoke.


So you've quit?

So you've quit?



Pole smoking is dangerous to your health.

So you've quit?


No.. it's just I tend to smoke Cigars and cigarettes, not poles.

Pole smoking is dangerous to your health.


Causes cancer

Causes cancer
ummm......not really, but it can lead to other things ;)

Causes cancer



No, not really.

No, not really.

ummm......not really, but it can lead to other things ;)
:D ;D  As I said in the food thread....Are you sure you're not my twin? ;D :D

:D ;D  As I said in the food thread....Are you sure you're not my twin? ;D :D



Well, we're both from Illinois.....

I'm a social smoker.

I'm a social smoker.
You smoke with other people?

You smoke with other people?


In a long line.. in front of me.  ;D

In a long line.. in front of me.  ;D
You have to queue to have a smoke?

I really feel like telling everyone what the joke is.

You have to queue to have a smoke?


Well, it's hard for more than one at a time to smoke it.

No seriously, can I fill everyone in on the joke?

No seriously, can I fill everyone in on the joke?


Yeah, I wanna see some red faces.

Yeah, I wanna see some red faces.



Pole smoking = blowjobs

Pole smoking = blowjobs


is that a good thing?

is that a good thing?



We'll just let this stand as is.

We'll just let this stand as is.



Ok we will

Ok we will



I mean come on.....you asked if blowjobs were a good thing. 

I mean come on.....you asked if blowjobs were a good thing. 



I killed this thread,let's move on now ::)

I've kissed more girls than Howard.  8)

I've kissed more girls than Howard.  8)



And you're a girl yourself!

I've kissed more girls than Howard.  8)


I haven't kissed you yet. ;D

And you're a girl yourself!


Hahaha, I know.

Hahaha, I know.


She claims to be.

She claims to be.



You don't think she's a girl?  I've seen her picture....she is.

You don't think she's a girl?  I've seen her picture....she is.



I was just joking. ;D

She claims to be.


She's a rather pretty girl Howard.

Well, it's hard for more than one at a time to smoke it.
Not if you do it right ;)

One works on the pipe and the other the bowl ;D


<speaks from experience :o

I've kissed more girls than Howard.  8)


That is also hot.

I've kissed more girls than Howard.  8)
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5m0yD4FF8BgAh72jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=122fc7vn9/EXP=1166172338/**http%3a//home.socal.rr.com/inevitability/omg.jpg    http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sign10.gif

Not if you do it right ;)

One works on the pipe and the other the bowl ;D


<speaks from experience :o


Valid point.

Prove it.

She's a rather pretty girl Howard.



And so she is. ;D

That is also hot.



http://www.dynamo-durst.at/images/swe_girls_kissing_0622.jpg


This is even HOTTER!  :o

You go Howard. 

So .. are you and Jessica trying for more children?

What is your nationality? I thought I read Chinese somewhere.. and if so, do you have any traditions you observe?  Are there cultural obstacles between your family and your wife's family?

Did you get that check yet?  :D

So .. are you and Jessica trying for more children?

What is your nationality? I thought I read Chinese somewhere.. and if so, do you have any traditions you observe?  Are there cultural obstacles between your family and your wife's family?

Did you get that check yet?  :D


I think it will depend on her mood and our financial situation...it's sort of hard to take care of Jason right now, but we're doing our best, and we have a lot of help.  I have no idea how it'd be like if we had another little KinJess running around.

I am Chinese.  She's Whitican.  Her family was like "whatever" but my family, being very traditional and somewhat xenophobic, took a while to get used to her.  They have no choice though :D  Both my aunts (my mom's sisters) are now married to white dudes.

I'm gonna have to charge you late fees if I don't get that check soon.

I think it will depend on her mood and our financial situation...it's sort of hard to take care of Jason right now, but we're doing our best, and we have a lot of help.  I have no idea how it'd be like if we had another little KinJess running around.

I am Chinese.  She's Whitican.  Her family was like "whatever" but my family, being very traditional and somewhat xenophobic, took a while to get used to her.  They have no choice though :D  Both my aunts (my mom's sisters) are now married to white dudes.

I'm gonna have to charge you late fees if I don't get that check soon.



Whitican? Is that White/Puerto Rican?
Do you have traditions you follow?  Are you Buddhist? By the way you and Jess make beautiful Babies! Jason is a doll.. I remember from Jess's avatar how cute he is!

Just don't charge interest on those late fees...  Oh and if the check arrives and bounces right out of your hand, well that's just the rubber it's made of.. sorry about that! ;D

Whitican? Is that White/Puerto Rican?
Do you have traditions you follow?  Are you Buddhist? By the way you and Jess make beautiful Babies! Jason is a doll.. I remember from Jess's avatar how cute he is!

Just don't charge interest on those late fees...  Oh and if the check arrives and bounces right out of your hand, well that's just the rubber it's made of.. sorry about that! ;D


S'alright about the check, just buy me a good burger ;)

Jess is half-white (of mixed Euro-whatever) and half-Mexican.  I guess I'm more of an agnostic than a religious person.

Do you actually like rice? If so which do you prefer, brown or white?

White rice > all.

White rice > all.


Whites a bit sticky for me, I prefer brown. :)

You go Howard. 



Thank You. O0

How are yous enjoying your vacation so far? 

How's that brown mutt Blue?  :D

When's the next spud launching?  :D

Do you like They Might Be Giants?

do you have any siblings?

How are yous enjoying your vacation so far? 

How's that brown mutt Blue?  :D

When's the next spud launching?  :D



Vacation's cool.  Baby's being a little whiny right now though :P  Blue's fine, still his same old self, but older.  We bought him some chewtoys.  I can't launch a spud this year because we haven't had a chance to go to Home Depot and get random stuff, and even if we wanted to we wouldn't have the time before I had to go home :(  Maybe next summer in Indiana, since they don't care :D


Do you like They Might Be Giants?


Everyone should like TMBG.


do you have any siblings?


I have a younger brother named Keith who graduated from my alma mater 6 months ago.  He currently "works" as some kind of engineer guy at some company in Pittsburg or Antioch in CA.  He'll pick us up tomorrow and then I will drive home because he's even worse at driving than I am :P  It's a tossup as to which one of us is weirder.

Everyone should like TMBG.



That's a good answer : )

That's a good answer : )



No It Isn't.

No It Isn't.



why the heck not? ???

Howard doesn't like TMBG :(  How very sad.

Remember: It's Istanbul (not Constantinople)

So- why the handle "Rice Cube"?
I get the general references, but why that particular nomenclature?

Remember: It's Istanbul (not Constantinople)

So- why the handle "Rice Cube"?
I get the general references, but why that particular nomenclature?


Back in the heyday of "In Living Color" they did some music video parodies, and one of them was the "MSG song" with rapper "Rice Cube" played by Steve Park.  I thought that was funny.  When my friend and I started writing parodies for Chucky's AmIRight site we decided to go by the name "Rice Cube and Watt Daddy".  It was fun but we don't have as much time now.

I remember!

My personal preference was 'Baby Got Snacks', by Trail Mix-A-Lot.

Howard doesn't like TMBG :(  How very sad.



What Do They Sing and what's their genre? ???

why the heck not? ???



I was just saying not everyone likes TMBG.

What Do They Sing and what's their genre? ???


They sing "Birdhouse In Your Soul," which is the first song I ever heard by them. Perhaps you may have heard it too. And I'd say that their genre is nerd rock.

They sing "Birdhouse In Your Soul," which is the first song I ever heard by them. Perhaps you may have heard it too. And I'd say that their genre is nerd rock.


XD I hate the term "Nerd Rock"... It's not real! They're alternative... But quite different than anybody else!

They sing "Birdhouse In Your Soul," which is the first song I ever heard by them. Perhaps you may have heard it too. And I'd say that their genre is nerd rock.


And that used to be a hit, but nobody seems to know it nowadays. :(

My general psychology professor played this documentary in class a couple years ago, and it had a music video with the They Might Be Giants performing Older in it.  I became a fan after that.  Here is a link on youtube.  I don't know if that is what I saw in class or not, I don't remember.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1j6k1hxfcA