Woo! Go ahead! Tell me about some random dream! ....

Heh... I decided this is a stupid topic, so I tried to remove it, but I can't :(.


Oh well, have fun ignoring it!

I had a wet dream once about 8 years ago when I was dating my first girlfriend who I started in 1997.

I had a wet dream once about 8 years ago when I was dating my first girlfriend who I started in 1997.


Back to the Priesthood for me!

Back to the Priesthood for me!


Why is that Davey?

Why is that Davey?


More reasons than you could ever imagine Howard.

I once had a dream that I was in a Service Merchandise loaded with vampires and Kasumi(from Ranma 1/2) was in there too, I was engaged to her in the dream and looking for her. What did that mean?*

*BTW, I'm telling the truth.

I had a wet dream once about 8 years ago when I was dating my first girlfriend who I started in 1997.


That means you liked that girlfriend.

I once had a dream that I was in a Service Merchandise loaded with vampires and Kasumi(from Ranma 1/2) was in there too, I was engaged to her in the dream and looking for her. What did that mean?*

*BTW, I'm telling the truth.



That means you like Kasumi.

I had a wet dream once about 8 years ago when I was dating my first girlfriend who I started in 1997.


thanks for sharing that Howie    :P ;D :P

That means you like Kasumi.


Well, she's my 3rd favorite girl from Ranma 1/2
(1st: Ukyo, 2nd: Shampoo)

Well, she's my 3rd favorite girl from Ranma 1/2
(1st: Ukyo, 2nd: Shampoo)


This means you didn't make it with Ukyo and Shampoo.

This means you didn't make it with Ukyo and Shampoo.


Well, the dream just started off with me in the store full of vampires looking for Kasumi, it didn't say anything about Ukyo or Shampoo.

:D

Well, the dream just started off with me in the store full of vampires looking for Kasumi, it didn't say anything about Ukyo or Shampoo.

:D


Because you knew you wouldn't have made it with either.

Because you knew you wouldn't have made it with either.


:D :D :D :D :D

What about the dream I had involving downtown Indianapolis flying into the air, highjacked by Kurt Cobain?

I had a wet dream once about 8 years ago when I was dating my first girlfriend who I started in 1997.


Was it raining, Howard?  ;)

:D :D :D :D :D

What about the dream I had involving downtown Indianapolis flying into the air, highjacked by Kurt Cobain?


That shows how much you think Kurt Cobain should be king and ruler of Indianapolis.

Was it raining, Howard?   ;)



In my pyjamas  ;D

That shows how much you think Kurt Cobain should be king and ruler of Indianapolis.


Wow. Just. Wow.

Last night I dreamed I was a cook and this dude walked into my restaurant and held a gun to my head. He did not want to rob me, he just wanted me to make three stacks of four pancakes with the following toppings on each stack: Kahlua, Jack Daniels, Kahlua and cream, cream cheese, sour cream, onions, ketchup and syrup. He let me drink some of the Jack straight from the bottle so I'd calm down and start cooking.

Last night I dreamed I was a cook and this dude walked into my restaurant and held a gun to my head. He did not want to rob me, he just wanted me to make three stacks of four pancakes with the following toppings on each stack: Kahlua, Jack Daniels, Kahlua and cream, cream cheese, sour cream, onions, ketchup and syrup. He let me drink some of the Jack straight from the bottle so I'd calm down and start cooking.


You need to have a drink tonight.

You need to have a drink tonight.

Woo hoo!

This dream was the basis for the song "March of the Angels" that I wrote, you know it.. now, analyze the dream:

Using the bones of the less-fortunate, the wealthy build a temple to money. A parade of green angels, about 6 feet tall, begins through streets painted gold, but also made of bone. From high towers, red angels strike the poor and ill dead and use their bones to continue to expand the temple. The icon of their new religion, a short, fat little yellow angel, rips his head off and throws it into a trash can. Eventually, all of the wealthy are trampled to death by the angels.

i dreamed that the love of my life, paris hilton (who is not,when i'm awake, the love of my life, incidentally), was a total bookworm.

i also dreamed that the dead came back to life and started feasting on the flesh of the living, and i fell in with a gang of bicyclists to survive.

This dream was the basis for the song "March of the Angels" that I wrote, you know it.. now, analyze the dream:

Using the bones of the less-fortunate, the wealthy build a temple to money. A parade of green angels, about 6 feet tall, begins through streets painted gold, but also made of bone. From high towers, red angels strike the poor and ill dead and use their bones to continue to expand the temple. The icon of their new religion, a short, fat little yellow angel, rips his head off and throws it into a trash can. Eventually, all of the wealthy are trampled to death by the angels.


This means you've got a nice imagination.

i dreamed that the love of my life, paris hilton (who is not,when i'm awake, the love of my life, incidentally), was a total bookworm.

i also dreamed that the dead came back to life and started feasting on the flesh of the living, and i fell in with a gang of bicyclists to survive.


This means that you hope for the impossible... Stop it!

This means that you hope for the impossible... Stop it!
last night i dreamed kim richards came over to give me a scandalous, tell-all interview!

i also had repeated dreams about driving to new york, which is funny because today i'm driving to new york.

last night i dreamed kim richards came over to give me a scandalous, tell-all interview!

i also had repeated dreams about driving to new york, which is funny because today i'm driving to new york.


or maybe you were thinking about how you were gonna drive to New York?

or maybe you were thinking about how you were gonna drive to New York?
i think i was dreaming, because at the tollbooths they were only accepting british pounds.

i think i was dreaming, because at the tollbooths they were only accepting british pounds.



I see. Perhaps America's getting a currecy change.

I had a dream that I was supposed to make a snuff movie or this dude was gonna shoot me.

I'm gonna stop sleeping.

I keep dreaming that I'm going to get caught with my pants down on top of her when Robin's Parents arrive home.Will that ever come true by any chance?  ???

I had a dream that I was supposed to make a snuff movie or this dude was gonna shoot me.

I'm gonna stop sleeping.


This means that you've got a strange mind, and it requires more sleeping.

I keep dreaming that I'm going to get caught with my pants down on top of her when Robin's Parents arrive home.Will that ever come true by any chance?  ???


It means you want sex, and it'll happen one day. But SURPRISE!! Your parents will take their pants off, too.

It means you want sex, and it'll happen one day. But SURPRISE!! Your parents will take their pants off, too.


My parents will take their pants off too? :o
Now that's a sight to see,It's like two fat pigs rolling in a blanket. :P  ;D

This means that you've got a strange mind, and it requires more sleeping.


I'm scared to sleep.

My dreams have been scary recently.

Last night I dreamt that I was in like.. no man's land and there were all these people coming toward me, shooting at me. So obviously I had to kill them and advance right, but every time I'd kill one of them, when I ran past and looked at them it was the face of somebody I knew.

I'm scared to sleep.

My dreams have been scary recently.

Last night I dreamt that I was in like.. no man's land and there were all these people coming toward me, shooting at me. So obviously I had to kill them and advance right, but every time I'd kill one of them, when I ran past and looked at them it was the face of somebody I knew.


This is why you shouldn't dream that. Dream of something nice instead. Like rainbows.

This is why you shouldn't dream that. Dream of something nice instead. Like rainbows.


Kittens.. brutally.. slaughtering..kittens.

Kittens.. brutally.. slaughtering..kittens.


Please make it puppies.

Please make it puppies.



Or...Chickens!  ;D

This is why you shouldn't dream that. Dream of something nice instead. Like rainbows.



sexy rainbows ;D

Please make it puppies.


Errrr.. how about no.

Puppies are actually nice things.. whereas kittens are just pissing annoying little turds that will eventually grow in to cats.. and as my manifesto clearly states, cats are vermin requiring eradication.

Errrr.. how about no.

Puppies are actually nice things.. whereas kittens are just pissing annoying little turds that will eventually grow in to cats.. and as my manifesto clearly states, cats are vermin requiring eradication.


*cough* Replace all puppies with kitties and all kitties with puppies. Replace all cats with dogs. Thar.

*cough* Replace all puppies with kitties and all kitties with puppies. Replace all cats with dogs. Thar.


You seem to be confused.

There will be no more cats.

Let me clarify - I am going to brutally slaughter all the cats.

You seem to be confused.

There will be no more cats.

Let me clarify - I am going to brutally slaughter all the cats.





Why are you going to slaughter all the pussies? ;D

Last night, my dream was really nice.

Somebody I knew didn't have anywhere to go on christmas, so I invited them to have christmas with my family (who.. I didn't recognise at all) and everything was nice.

Then I woke up at about 5 and got a glass of water.

Went back to sleep and had a crappy dream, not so much scary or anything, just not particularly nice... I can't remember that much of it.

Do you see Robin and I living together in your dream?

I had a dream where I caught an enormous bass.

Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned

;D

Do you see Robin and I living together in your dream?


Every night Howard.

You live on a little raft in the East River.

Every night Howard.

You live on a little raft in the East River.


With Her? She can't swim. ;D

With Her? She can't swim. ;D


I said 'You' live on the raft.

I said 'You' live on the raft.



Why would "I" live on the raft?  ???  ::)

Why would "I" live on the raft?  ???  ::)


Because that's where you belong.

Because that's where you belong.



up your nose with a rubber hose

up your nose with a rubber hose



o_O What?

o_O What?



You heard me. >:(

You heard me. >:(


Yeah, but I didn't understand you.

Yeah, but I didn't understand you.



You must be deaf

You must be deaf


No, Howard, it requires reading, not hearing.

And what I mean is, what you said made no sense :).

No, Howard, it requires reading, not hearing.

And what I mean is, what you said made no sense :).
it's a very very old putdown, circa welcome back kotter.

it's a very very old putdown, circa welcome back kotter.



Gee, thanks for explaining! Now I can't mess with .. I mean, talk to Howard about it anymore!

Gee, thanks for explaining! Now I can't mess with .. I mean, talk to Howard about it anymore!
oh! my bee. i didn't mean to hose up your groove.

just keep talking like you don't know where it came from. i'm sure he won't notice. ;)

No, Howard, it requires reading, not hearing.

And what I mean is, what you said made no sense :).



I forgot what I said. ;D

Gee, thanks for explaining! Now I can't mess with .. I mean, talk to Howard about it anymore!



Talk about what anymore?  ???