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Subject: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 9:59 pm
Well?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 9:59 pm
How about tonight?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/06 at 10:00 pm
Is Rice Cube nice to have sex with?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:01 pm
How about tonight?
Hey! Keep it fairly clean, people!
you know it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:02 pm
Is Rice Cube nice to have sex with?
You are so getting applause for being ballsy enough to ask that. ;D
And yes, sometimes.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Apricot on 07/18/06 at 10:07 pm
What is this 'sex' of which you speak? Isn't it some sort of reed instrument?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:09 pm
What is this 'sex' of which you speak? Isn't it some sort of reed instrument?
Well....you can blow it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:14 pm
Would you do it in a moat? Would you do it on a boat?
Would you do it here or there? Would you do it everywhere?
Would you do it in this house? Would you do computer mouse?
Would you with some jelly jam? Would you, could you, Jess-I-Am?
:D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:15 pm
Would you do it in a moat? Would you do it on a boat?
Would you do it here or there? Would you do it everywhere?
Would you do it in this house? Would you do computer mouse?
Would you with some jelly jam? Would you, could you, Jess-I-Am?
:D
1. yes
2. I have
3. I have
4. I have
5. I have
6. That's just weird
7. So is that.
8. I have.
HA!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:17 pm
Instead of cigarettes, we should have cookies.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:20 pm
Instead of cigarettes, we should have cookies.
Kinky.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Lifesunfair on 07/18/06 at 10:26 pm
Is sex technical in your eyes? The Penis enters the vagina by definition or do you view oral sex and anal sex as sex as well?
Is a girl who gives head and recieves anal sex and getting ate out, still telling the truth when she says she's saving herself for marriage?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/18/06 at 10:29 pm
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Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:33 pm
Is sex technical in your eyes? The Penis enters the vagina by definition or do you view oral sex and anal sex as sex as well?
Is a girl who gives head and recieves anal sex and getting ate out, still telling the truth when she says she's saving herself for marriage?
1. No, it isn't technical. There are a lot of emotions that come into play. And yes, I do consider oral and anal actual sex acts.
2. To me, she isn't. But to her future husband, it can mean something else.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/18/06 at 10:33 pm
Will I ever score?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/06 at 10:35 pm
Will I ever score?
No. >:-}D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:35 pm
Will I ever score?
Make sure you aim for the corner...the goalie has no chance.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:35 pm
Will I ever score?
No Beavis, you won't. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/18/06 at 10:37 pm
No Beavis, you won't. ;D
;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 10:48 pm
what's it like, having satan inside?
hard to compete with, i'm guessing.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 10:49 pm
what's it like, having satan inside?
hard to compete with, i'm guessing.
Satan is asleep right now, but when he's awake, he doesn't like me hugging his mama :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 10:53 pm
Satan is asleep right now, but when he's awake, he doesn't like me hugging his mama :P
my ex in college used to say something similar when her two-year-old daughter stumbled in on us.
"don't mind her. she doesn't like it when you poke at mommy."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 10:56 pm
what's it like, having satan inside?
hard to compete with, i'm guessing.
Yeah, with that pitchfork and all.
Satan is asleep right now, but when he's awake, he doesn't like me hugging his mama :P
He's not Satan. He's the spawn of Satan. Guess what that makes you? ;D
my ex in college used to say something similar when her two-year-old daughter stumbled in on us.
"don't mind her. she doesn't like it when you poke at mommy."
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 11:00 pm
He's not Satan. He's the spawn of Satan. Guess what that makes you? ;D
Uh...Satan's husband?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/06 at 11:01 pm
What the Christ? What the Devil?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:03 pm
Uh...Satan's husband?
No, Beelzebub.
What the Christ? What the Devil?
Kinky.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 11:05 pm
Well, I guess then I have a devil put aside for ye...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:07 pm
Well, I guess then I have a devil put aside for ye...
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 11:20 pm
Well, I guess then I have a devil put aside for ye...
http://www.little-devil.de/daemong.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:25 pm
http://www.little-devil.de/daemong.jpg
OMG! That's the devil I want tattoed on my ankle! Minus the sneakers, of course. ;D
I want to put my son's name under it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/18/06 at 11:26 pm
Jason wears sneakers sometimes.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/18/06 at 11:27 pm
OMG! That's the devil I want tattoed on my ankle! Minus the sneakers, of course. ;D
I want to put my son's name under it.
small world.
well, small underworld.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/18/06 at 11:42 pm
small world.
well, small underworld.
Not so small when we're all crammed in there. Because I know I'm not going to heaven if such a place exists. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/goodnevil.gif
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/19/06 at 10:00 am
Does "sex" really exist? Or is it a hoax?
It does for the people who are lucky enough to get it. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/19/06 at 10:01 am
It does for the people who are lucky enough to get it. ;D
apparently it can make mens toes curl
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/19/06 at 10:07 am
apparently it can make mens toes curl
Ha! I heard a reference to that in a song...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/19/06 at 10:23 am
Wasn't sex just invented by Satan to distract goodly folk from the fact pro-creation is not supposed to be fun, but strictly a duty to be fruitful and spread thy seed throughout the earth? ;-)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/19/06 at 10:24 am
Wasn't sex just invented by Satan to distract goodly folk from the fact pro-creation is not supposed to be fun, but strictly a duty to be fruitful and spread thy seed throughout the earth? ;-)
No, I'm pretty sure God invented it because he wants us to have tons of fun.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/19/06 at 10:28 am
Wasn't sex just invented by Satan to distract goodly folk from the fact pro-creation is not supposed to be fun, but strictly a duty to be fruitful and spread thy seed throughout the earth? ;-)
Well let's all thank Satan if it's true. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: DJ Midas on 07/19/06 at 10:23 pm
So, did Rice thank Satan last night? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/19/06 at 10:48 pm
Do you think that it's possible to have one horrible sex experience (it hurt the first time, etc.) and then give up sex for the rest of one's life?
Because sex doesn't appeal to everyone in the world, you know.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Lifesunfair on 07/19/06 at 10:49 pm
If you find this question offensive please move on to the next and ignore it.
Is sex really more enjoyable after a woman is pregnant? Or is that just a dirty little rumor?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/19/06 at 11:07 pm
So, did Rice thank Satan last night? ;D
No, but I was praying a lot. ;D
Do you think that it's possible to have one horrible sex experience (it hurt the first time, etc.) and then give up sex for the rest of one's life?
Because sex doesn't appeal to everyone in the world, you know.
I think it is possible. For the longest time I was afraid of sex because of the molestation I endured and how young I was when I lost my actual virginity. But a few(!) men taught me that it could be enjoyable. However, this doesn't apply to everyone. Many men and women are traumatized by past events and cannot fully enjoy sex anymore.
If you find this question offensive please move on to the next and ignore it.
Is sex really more enjoyable after a woman is pregnant? Or is that just a dirty little rumor?
I'm not easily offended or else I wouldn't have started this topic. ;)
I don't know....I thought the experience was highly different while I was pregnant...in a good way. And as long as I wasn't tired, I was usually....ummm....in the mood. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/20/06 at 3:11 pm
Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/20/06 at 4:19 pm
Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?
Maybe she's really into safe sex.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/20/06 at 4:22 pm
Does size really matter?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 07/20/06 at 4:40 pm
Does size really matter?
It had better not do...
...or I'll be in shtook!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/20/06 at 4:59 pm
Maybe she's really into safe sex.
That could be the case
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 5:22 pm
Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?
She might be a virgin, she might not be on the pill, she might not want to have sex in her parents' house (I know I couldn't).......why don't you ask her.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/20/06 at 6:41 pm
Why does Robin want to wait for sex and why do we have to dry hump all the time?
You probably have to dry hump because she wants to wait for sex.
Does size really matter?
Ah, the most famous question of all. To me, it doesn't. There are lots of ways to be gratified if the man is too well endowed (and yes, that can happen!), or if he is too small. But I guess it's a different answer for everyone.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 7:10 pm
Ah, the most famous question of all. To me, it doesn't. There are lots of ways to be gratified if the man is too well endowed (and yes, that can happen!), or if he is too small. But I guess it's a different answer for everyone.
Girth is more important than length, honestly.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/20/06 at 9:12 pm
Hmm...
Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/20/06 at 9:12 pm
Hmm...
Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?
I have a friend who is like that. He is gay, has lived with a partner for like 10 years...and he has never, engaged in that...and is perfectly happy. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/20/06 at 9:14 pm
Hmm...
Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?
Well, I'm "open-minded" and I don't like sex period, so I think we'll be okay.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/20/06 at 9:18 pm
Hmm...
Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?
That's cool, anal sex is gross. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/20/06 at 9:26 pm
That's cool, anal sex is gross. :)
Well, not necessarily. It can be quite stimulating, apparently, it's just a particular taste. Thanks Quirk!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/20/06 at 9:29 pm
Well, not necessarily. It can be quite stimulating, apparently, it's just a particular taste. Thanks Quirk!
I think it's gross, but there's nothing wrong with it :) Regular sex is pretty gross too ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/20/06 at 9:34 pm
Regular sex is pretty gross too ;)
It is, Donnie! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/20/06 at 9:34 pm
I think it's gross, but there's nothing wrong with it :) Regular sex is pretty gross too ;)
All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Donnie Darko on 07/20/06 at 9:41 pm
All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.
It lets out feelings of aggression in men. All sex is gross. You're sticking your parts into other people's parts. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 9:42 pm
Hmm...
Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?
Then top, don't bottom.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/20/06 at 9:44 pm
All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.
I've never done it myself, but I know women who have and they say it gives them more intense orgasms than vaginal sex.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/20/06 at 10:14 pm
I've never done it myself, but I know women who have and they say it gives them more intense orgasms than vaginal sex.
More power to them. I did it once, and believe me, once was enough. Blergh. :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/20/06 at 10:24 pm
All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.
And how would you know it isn't pleasurable for a woman? If your reasoning is true then why don't you like it, you've got a prostrate gland.
Some people like it and some don't...prostrate or not.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 12:34 am
And how would you know it isn't pleasurable for a woman? If your reasoning is true then why don't you like it, you've got a prostrate gland.
Some people like it and some don't...prostrate or not.
I've heard it from women. It probably depends on the person, though, so I was making too much of a blanket statement no doubt, all apologies...and its prostate, not "prostrate."
The reason I don't think I'd like anal sex is that I'd find it sort of demeaning and unsexy. For something to be sexy, I need to see the person's face.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 1:13 am
I've heard it from women. It probably depends on the person, though, so I was making too much of a blanket statement no doubt, all apologies...and its prostate, not "prostrate."
The reason I don't think I'd like anal sex is that I'd find it sort of demeaning and unsexy. For something to be sexy, I need to see the person's face.
Gay men can do anal facing the other person. The guy bottoming would lay on his back instead of in the doggie position.
I've seen A LOT of gay porn. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 1:28 am
Gay men can do anal facing the other person. The guy bottoming would lay on his back instead of in the doggie position.
I've seen A LOT of gay porn. ;D
I've seen that too ;D.
It's probably not that comfortable...some guys who are really skilled at it can move it like a woman moves her vagina for maximum pleasure.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 1:39 am
I've seen that too ;D.
It's probably not that comfortable...some guys who are really skilled at it can move it like a woman moves her vagina for maximum pleasure.
I don't know......they seem to be enjoying it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 1:42 am
I don't know......they seem to be enjoying it.
Probably I should try anal before I bash it. There's also the way where you lie head-to-toe, in opposite directions, one partner on top of another, on a couch.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 1:48 am
Probably I should try anal before I bash it. There's also the way where you lie head-to-toe, in opposite directions, one partner on top of another, on a couch.
Go to sex-project.com if you want information/tips on anal. If you're with a partner who's done it before, that might be of help to you. And if you don't like it, you can always top.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 3:24 am
sex is the best painkiller.
women can raise their IQ with every orgasm that they experience.
Sex is a very good for the strengthening of the immune system
a bed is the best equipment for physical exercises
Good quality sex produces a spiritually elevating effect
an act of making love ends with the ultimate tranquillizing effect of relaxation
sex can be a beautiful highly pleasurable event, at least that's what I hear 8)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 07/21/06 at 6:53 am
sex is the best painkiller.
However, it doesn't apply to 'headaches'... ;)
an act of making love ends with the ultimate tranquillizing effect of relaxation
I'm certain I've read that this 'tranquilising effect' is more stronger in males, which is why we want to go straight to sleep afterward...
'Yes dear, I love youzzz...zz...zzz'
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 9:29 am
Let's talk about sex bay-by, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be....
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 9:30 am
'Yes dear, I love youzzz...zz...zzz'
Hee hee...
Sex is so good even the neighbors have to light up afterwards :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:34 am
Is it just me or did this thread get pretty explicit down there? :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 10:36 am
it's not just you. although it was dr. ruth style explicit.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:40 am
it's not just you. although it was dr. ruth style explicit.
Well, I've heard worse in Frank Zappa songs... :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 10:43 am
well sure. but frank zappa songs are often unbelievably filthy.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:47 am
well sure. but frank zappa songs are often unbelievably filthy.
Such as...?
Stuff like "Keep it greasey, so it'll go down easy"!?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 10:48 am
Such as...?
Stuff like "Keep it greasey, so it'll go down easy"!?
catholic girls?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 10:52 am
catholic girls?
Ah, great song...
Father Reiley's a fairey, but it do... nevermind.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: karen on 07/21/06 at 10:57 am
it's not just you. although it was dr. ruth style explicit.
Yes, I thought it was more educational than titillating
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:00 am
However, it doesn't apply to 'headaches'... ;)
I'm certain I've read that this 'tranquilising effect' is more stronger in males, which is why we want to go straight to sleep afterward...
'Yes dear, I love youzzz...zz...zzz'
;D ;D ah yes, the sudden headache, mysterious & pops up at the most crucial time.
as for tranquilizing, true mostly in men, but now instead of sleep I wanna get back to posting at inthe00s right afterward.....
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: karen on 07/21/06 at 11:02 am
;D ;D ah yes, the sudden headache, mysterious & pops up at the most crucial time.
as for tranquilizing, true mostly in men, but now instead of sleep I wanna get back to posting at inthe00s right afterward.....
And that's the sign of a true addict!!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 11:04 am
And that's the sign of a true addict!!
Yes, a bit scary.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:11 am
And that's the sign of a true addict!!
that sure says a lot about the allure & magnetism of this place. Lives have been changed, households turned upside down/relationships strained. sleep sacrificed for the sake of a post
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/21/06 at 11:15 am
and its prostate, not "prostrate."
Gee, thanks for correcting me. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 11:52 am
Well, if you think about it, "prostrate" gland kinda fits too :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 12:00 pm
that sure says a lot about the allure & magnetism of this place. Lives have been changed, households turned upside down/relationships strained. sleep sacrificed for the sake of a post
The magnetic pull of inthe00s seems to be pretty weak for me at the moment... :-\\. But yes, I think some of the things which have been discussed in this thread may have overstepped the boundaries just a tad.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 12:11 pm
All sex can be pretty gross, when you think about it. I don't understand why women let men give them anal sex...it's only pleasurable for men because of the prostate gland, which women lack.
Women should get to return the favour once in awhile. If you're a guy who likes 'back-door action' and your partner came home one day with a (dare I say it?) Dildo wanting to try something a little different, then you shouldn't complain one bit. :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 12:19 pm
Women should get to return the favour once in awhile. If you're a guy who likes 'back-door action' and your partner came home one day with a (dare I say it?) Dildo wanting to try something a little different, then you shouldn't complain one bit. :D
it's sort of a forbidden fruit & it reminds me of a led Zeppelin album "In Through the Out Door"
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 1:06 pm
it's sort of a forbidden fruit & it reminds me of a led Zeppelin album "In Through the Out Door"
Lol, I like that. 'In through the out door.' ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 1:07 pm
Lol, I like that. 'In through the out door.' ;D
Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door' ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 1:35 pm
Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door' ;)
a likely story.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 2:22 pm
She might be a virgin, she might not be on the pill, she might not want to have sex in her parents' house (I know I couldn't).......why don't you ask her.
She told me months ago that she wants to lose her virginity till after she gets married.It just wouldn't be right to have sex in your Parent's house,It's just innapropriate to do so on Her Parent's couch cause It's their house and they pay the bills so my best bet is to either get a room or wait till we get married.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/21/06 at 2:23 pm
Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door' ;)
Ha! That made me laugh.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 2:25 pm
Is oral sex considered part of losing your virginity? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 2:34 pm
Lol, I'm not saying I like THAT, I'm saying I like the expression 'In through the out door' ;)
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 2:36 pm
Why is it better to lose your virginity till after marriage? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/21/06 at 3:04 pm
Why is it better to lose your virginity till after marriage? ???
i dunno, it's supposed to have something to do with morals, or something.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 3:54 pm
Is oral sex considered part of losing your virginity? ???
For a woman to lose her virginity, she has to have penetrative sex. So if she goes down on you, she's still a virgin.....but she's sexually active. A man loses his virginity by having penetrative sex for the first time. If he goes down on her, he's still a virgin.....but sexually active.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 4:24 pm
For a woman to lose her virginity, she has to have penetrative sex. So if she goes down on you, she's still a virgin.....but she's sexually active. A man loses his virginity by having penetrative sex with a woman for the first time. If he goes down on her, he's still a virgin.....but sexually active.
She once told me that she's a-sexual.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/06 at 5:20 pm
Why is it better to lose your virginity till after marriage? ???
Sex changes things. Makes you more posessive about your partner... You should wait until you're sure you'll be together for at least a long time, hence, the marriage thing.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 5:34 pm
Sex changes things. Makes you more posessive about your partner... You should wait until you're sure you'll be together for at least a long time, hence, the marriage thing.
indeed, well said young Doms, one should do those things before they totally ravage the one they love
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/21/06 at 5:39 pm
Sex changes things. Makes you more posessive about your partner... You should wait until you're sure you'll be together for at least a long time, hence, the marriage thing.
Neither of the two boyfriends I've had that I slept with were ever going to be marriage prospects. I believe you should wait until you feel you are ready to accept the consequences that come with having sex AND you are in love with the person and want to do this with them. You shouldn't have to wait until you find someone worth marrying.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/21/06 at 7:11 pm
Gee, thanks for correcting me. ::)
Lordy! Sorry to offend you about my misconceptions about anal sex.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/21/06 at 7:33 pm
Lordy! Sorry to offend you about my misconceptions about anal sex.
Man, I was just joking around. I can't spell worth a damn, I used spell check but since it happens to be a real word it went though. Just playing.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 7:42 pm
But yes, I think some of the things which have been discussed in this thread may have overstepped the boundaries just a tad.
Whatever. It's a SEX thread, for cripes sake. Unless someone gets into morally perverse stuff, anything goes. :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:46 pm
I like cats...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 10:47 pm
I like cats...
Long or short haired?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:48 pm
Long or short haired?
I like the hairless kind sometimes, but the haired ones are fun to pet :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 10:49 pm
I like the hairless kind sometimes, but the haired ones are fun to pet :)
Dyed?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:52 pm
I like cats with natural fur colors.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/21/06 at 10:54 pm
I like cats with natural fur colors.
Meow.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:56 pm
I like chicken
I like liver
Meow mix meow mix
Please deliver
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/21/06 at 10:57 pm
WhoaMG, BLATANT INNUENDO?!?!1
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 10:59 pm
WhoaMG, BLATANT INNUENDO?!?!1
ZOMFG roXXorz my b0x0rzz!!!111!!11one!111!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/21/06 at 11:00 pm
ZOMFG roXXorz my b0x0rzz!!!111!!11one!111!
LOLOMGWTFSTFUBBQ!!!11
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 11:01 pm
LOLOMGWTFSTFUBBQ!!!11
I am the w1n!!1!1!!! UNC pwned D00k!!11!1!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: deadrockstar on 07/21/06 at 11:07 pm
http://daily.greencine.com/archives/boyle-kahn-frankenstein.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/21/06 at 11:09 pm
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Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:39 pm
I like cats with natural fur colors.
whoa, hold the phone chuck! I just had an apostrophe'
Meow.
are you guys in the same house on different computers talking to each other? :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/21/06 at 11:43 pm
are you guys in the same house on different computers talking to each other? :o
Haha, well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one who has been wondering the same thing!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/21/06 at 11:58 pm
Haha, well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one who has been wondering the same thing!
you saw that too huh ??? LMAO ;D , no effn'g way, they can't be, it's not fair plus when they talk naughty to each other, they can......... whoa, hold the phone Chuck! Rice is a bloody genius. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/notworthy.gif
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 2:10 am
Man, I was just joking around. I can't spell worth a damn, I used spell check but since it happens to be a real word it went though. Just playing.
Sorry ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/22/06 at 4:50 am
Can you lose your virginity by having anal sex? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/22/06 at 9:21 am
you saw that too huh ??? LMAO ;D , no effn'g way, they can't be, it's not fair plus when they talk naughty to each other, they can......... whoa, hold the phone Chuck! Rice is a bloody genius. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/notworthy.gif
Actually, we were in the same ROOM. ;D
In all honesty, we sometimes play around like that because it brings back fond memories of when we first met on here in 2002. But yeah, we could probably say the naughty stuff offline. Then again, this is the sex topic. ;)
Can you lose your virginity by having anal sex? ;D
If you don't have a kitty, yes. :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 11:55 am
Can you lose your virginity by having anal sex? ;D
If you're a gay man, yes.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/22/06 at 12:00 pm
If you're a gay man, yes.
What if you've only received and not given? :-X
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 12:35 pm
Actually, we were in the same ROOM. ;D
In all honesty, we sometimes play around like that because it brings back fond memories of when we first met on here in 2002. But yeah, we could probably say the naughty stuff offline. Then again, this is the sex topic. ;)
If you don't have a kitty, yes. :D
hahhah thats too cute and funny & I like it. reminiscing of how you met is a good thing. I think Catwoman shared a dream she had once of a real life meeting where all the members were on computers instead of talking face to face or something,. it was funny.
What if you've only received and not given? :-X
I believe as a man, you lose your virginity if you have intercourse, vaginal or anal. As for being the receiver in that situation I dont think virginity is lost
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 12:45 pm
What if you've only received and not given? :-X
Same difference. If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin. For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/22/06 at 12:46 pm
Same difference. If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin. For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.
when they move in together, i think?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 12:46 pm
Same difference. If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin. For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.
an anal hymen? :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/22/06 at 12:47 pm
Same difference. If you've penetrated or been penetrated by a man, you are no longer a virgin. For lesbians, I'm not sure on how they define it.
I know the predominant method used by lesbians is cunnilingus (look that up in the dictionary) (yes, I too have watched ALOT of gay porn as well, it just happens to be another type of gay porn), yet of course they use other methods. I really don't know, you'd have to ask a lesbian. But even then, I'd bet opinions would deviate. In the end, I don't think it's that big an issue anyway.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 12:48 pm
an anal hymen? :o
The hymen has nothing to do with virginity. A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 12:56 pm
The hymen has nothing to do with virginity. A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.
At first, I'm not sure I agree on the male virginity because I thinking that genitalia's gotta be involved, but then I guess I have a double standard because I'd think if a woman received anal as a virgin, she'd no longer be a virgin so perhaps you're right Beth. I'm gonna agree w/ya. & what the hell is a woman doing to break that frikken thing :o (never mind) :-[
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 12:58 pm
when they move in together, i think?
When they give each other lip, too.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/22/06 at 1:23 pm
At first, I'm not sure I agree on the male virginity because I thinking that genitalia's gotta be involved, but then I guess I have a double standard because I'd think if a woman received anal as a virgin, she'd no longer be a virgin so perhaps you're right Beth. I'm gonna agree w/ya. & what the hell is a woman doing to break that frikken thing :o (never mind) :-[
;D
In all seriousness though, it can happen without sex. When my sister was 6 years old, she decided to be a daredevil and do stupid stunts on a slide. One wrong move, and she landed in such a way and with such force that it did break her hymen. I imagine that it hurt badly.
Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 1:26 pm
Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?
I think it's like the doctor/patient consent thing but in reverse. Like, she can ask for the treatment to be performed, but the doctor can refuse to do it on moral grounds and then she would have to find another doctor who WILL do it.
I've never heard of such a thing but I can see how doctors would be concerned about such an "early" decision.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 1:26 pm
;D
In all seriousness though, it can happen without sex. When my sister was 6 years old, she decided to be a daredevil and do stupid stunts on a slide. One wrong move, and she landed in such a way and with such force that it did break her hymen. I imagine that it hurt badly.
Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?
the 2 things you can't do until you are 21 in some states, drink and get fixed! >:( It seems 18 years old, she no longer has a legal guardian, it should be her call but maybe someone in the profession or with first hand knowledge can advise you.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 1:50 pm
At first, I'm not sure I agree on the male virginity because I thinking that genitalia's gotta be involved, but then I guess I have a double standard because I'd think if a woman received anal as a virgin, she'd no longer be a virgin so perhaps you're right Beth. I'm gonna agree w/ya. & what the hell is a woman doing to break that frikken thing :o (never mind) :-[
A woman can break her hymen horseback riding, doing gymnastics, riding a bike, through other extracurricular activities....stuff like that. BTW, there is no anal hymen.
A man loses his virginity when he has sex for the first time, whether it's with a man or a woman.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/22/06 at 1:59 pm
I like cats...
Normally, I would make a comment to this but because of what this thread is about I think I should. :-X
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 3:50 pm
I don't quite think it's possible to make your decision about whether or not you want to have kids until you're over 20. There're alot of people who change their minds...though you can always get your tubes untied. Like, your sister could get "fixed" and then get unfixed. One of the parents of the kids in my mom's pre-K class that she teaches got herself "unfixed" for a child with man #3, much to the regret of my mother and her assistant, since she's not fit to be anybody's mother and her kids are basically nightmares anyway.
A gay man's loss of his virginity is his opinion. I have several gay male friends who consider themselves "deflowered" and have never actually had anal sex, either way. Lesbians? Maybe when somebody breaks out the dildo. BTW, there's a BIG difference between porn for lesbians and porn for straight men who fancy lesbians.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/22/06 at 5:19 pm
I don't quite think it's possible to make your decision about whether or not you want to have kids until you're over 20. There're alot of people who change their minds...though you can always get your tubes untied. Like, your sister could get "fixed" and then get unfixed. One of the parents of the kids in my mom's pre-K class that she teaches got herself "unfixed" for a child with man #3, much to the regret of my mother and her assistant, since she's not fit to be anybody's mother and her kids are basically nightmares anyway.
A gay man's loss of his virginity is his opinion. I have several gay male friends who consider themselves "deflowered" and have never actually had anal sex, either way. Lesbians? Maybe when somebody breaks out the dildo. BTW, there's a BIG difference between porn for lesbians and porn for straight men who fancy lesbians.
Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres = lesbian porn for lesbians
Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks = lesbian porn for straight men
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 5:33 pm
Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres = lesbian porn for lesbians
Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks = lesbian porn for straight men
lesbian porn for straight men? :o I did not know such a thing exists.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/22/06 at 5:36 pm
Speaking of my sister, she has a dilemma. She knows, without a doubt, that she never wants kids. She's had too much trauma in her life and knows that she won't make a good mother. She's fine with it and would like to get...."fixed", if you will allow that term. BUT...she has heard (and so have I), that doctors will not perform that surgery on someone so young (she'll be 19 in October) because they feel that they cannot make that decision/they'll change their mind, blah blah blah. So does anyone know if this is true, and if so, why the hell isn't something being done about it?
I had a gynecologist that would not perform the surgery for me when I was 30 (and HAD health insurance of my own - now I don't)! She asked how long I'd been thinking about it, and I said I had never wanted children of my own (I'd been married and divorced by this time) and was starting to see my current husband (whom also does not want children.) She said I had to think more about it. So yes, it does depend on the doctor. My cousin had it done when she was in her early 20s, the first time she asked (however, her doctor retired soon after that.).
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 5:39 pm
I had a gynecologist that would not perform the surgery for me when I was 30 (and HAD health insurance of my own - now I don't)! She asked how long I'd been thinking about it, and I said I had never wanted children of my own (I'd been married and divorced by this time) and was starting to see my current husband (whom also does not want children.) She said I had to think more about it. So yes, it does depend on the doctor. My cousin had it done when she was in her early 20s, the first time she asked (however, her doctor retired soon after that.).
Isn't it true that any operation like that can be undone? If that's a possibility, they should perform it for you if you're an adult who's mentally stable, IMO.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 5:56 pm
The hymen has nothing to do with virginity. A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.
yeah, like opening beer bottles with her...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 5:57 pm
Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres = lesbian porn for lesbians
Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks = lesbian porn for straight men
i'm a lesbian and i'll take Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 5:59 pm
Will I ever score?
Q: why do woman play the video game mrs. pacman?
A: they get eaten three times for twenty five cents
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/06 at 5:59 pm
i'm a lesbian and i'll take Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks ;D
me too ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 6:14 pm
The hymen has nothing to do with virginity. A woman can break her hymen doing things that have nothing to do with sex.
when someone is choking you wrap your arms around them and squeeze real hard, this is called the hyman maneuver, maybe this too can break the hyman, i'm not a doctor so i'm not sure :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 6:22 pm
^ Heimlich ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 6:23 pm
^ Heimlich ;)
if she looks good, hell yeah i'll lick it ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/22/06 at 6:27 pm
You're a very interesting one :)
Speaking of Briana Banks, don't you guys think that her boobs are disproportionately and grotesquely large? She must have some serious back problems...unless the implants are filled with helium or something :P
Well, more disproportionately and grotesquely large than the "mainstream" pornettes, anyway.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/22/06 at 7:53 pm
I don't quite think it's possible to make your decision about whether or not you want to have kids until you're over 20. There're alot of people who change their minds...though you can always get your tubes untied. Like, your sister could get "fixed" and then get unfixed. One of the parents of the kids in my mom's pre-K class that she teaches got herself "unfixed" for a child with man #3, much to the regret of my mother and her assistant, since she's not fit to be anybody's mother and her kids are basically nightmares anyway.
I don't agree with that. My sister is very mature for her age and she knows that this is right for her. She has zero patience with children (except my son), and she knows that if she were to become a mother, something bad would happen. I agree with her because her temper is fierce and she is known to get violent if you cross her badly enough. Besides that, she wants to join the police force and knows full well that something could happen to her, due to the city she wants to work in.
Yeah yeah, I know...violence and police don't mix. But Salinas is a piece of sh*t city anyways. I think they could use someone like her. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/22/06 at 7:58 pm
I don't agree with that. My sister is very mature for her age and she knows that this is right for her. She has zero patience with children (except my son), and she knows that if she were to become a mother, something bad would happen. I agree with her because her temper is fierce and she is known to get violent if you cross her badly enough. Besides that, she wants to join the police force and knows full well that something could happen to her, due to the city she wants to work in.
Yeah yeah, I know...violence and police don't mix. But Salinas is a piece of sh*t city anyways. I think they could use someone like her. ;D
Well...then, it's fine! Salinas is sheeshty. I think that's where the sleepeaters are...they need violence! I'm terrified of a sleepeating epidemic.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 1:46 pm
So once we both lose our virginity,What happens after that? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/23/06 at 1:48 pm
So once we both lose our virginity,What happens after that? ???
then...you are a stud muffin! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 1:51 pm
Neither of the two boyfriends I've had that I slept with were ever going to be marriage prospects. I believe you should wait until you feel you are ready to accept the consequences that come with having sex AND you are in love with the person and want to do this with them. You shouldn't have to wait until you find someone worth marrying.
Then what If I want to have sex now and not wait till I get married,She was giving this crap last Sunday"You can touch but you can't taste or you can look but you can't lick,What does she mean by that? It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot and my goal is the full time job or wait till we get married or I won't get what I want. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 1:53 pm
then...you are a stud muffin! ;) ;D
No,what I mean is that I shouldn't go out having sex with other women besides her or that's going to ruin the virginity concept? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/23/06 at 3:37 pm
Then what If I want to have sex now and not wait till I get married,She was giving this crap last Sunday"You can touch but you can't taste or you can look but you can't lick,What does she mean by that? It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot and my goal is the full time job or wait till we get married or I won't get what I want. ::)
Just get a blow up doll. Then you don't have to worry about it. :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 3:44 pm
Just get a blow up doll. Then you don't have to worry about it. :o
I've had one before.Don't need it anymore.I've got Robin to deal with even If I have to wait to ravage her body,I'll do so.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/23/06 at 4:38 pm
I've had one before.Don't need it anymore.I've got Robin to deal with even If I have to wait to ravage her body,I'll do so.
here...have a look...I found it on some dude's myspace:
www.realdoll.com
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/06 at 5:08 pm
Does it ever get boring?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: whistledog on 07/24/06 at 1:11 am
Do people do it Mario style ;D
http://www.bizarrevideogames.com/images/mario.gif
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 1:14 am
Do people do it Mario style ;D
http://www.bizarrevideogames.com/images/mario.gif
it looks like he's trying to wake her up ;D
Does it ever get boring?
:o NO,, Hell NO!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 1:15 am
:o NO,, Hell NO!!!
Remind me to call Lady Di.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:01 am
Remind me to call Lady Di.
who said anything about Lady Di ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:11 am
who said anything about Lady Di ;D
I must learn your secrets.
*grins evilly*
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:14 am
I must learn your secrets.
*grins evilly*
will a video do or dvd ??? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:19 am
will a video do or dvd ??? ;D
DVD, darlin'. VHS is becoming obsolete.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:23 am
DVD, darlin'. VHS is becoming obsolete.
shall I include deleted scenes
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:28 am
shall I include deleted scenes
Yes! With bonus director commentary, if possible. And if you can do it in anamorphic widescreen, that would be great.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:32 am
Yes! With bonus director commentary, if possible. And if you can do it in anamorphic widescreen, that would be great.
;D but of course, commentary with directors favorite scenes
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:33 am
;D but of course, commentary with directors favorite scenes
I'm sure multiple angles and closed captioning will be standard.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:39 am
I'm sure multiple angles and closed captioning will be standard.
CC yes, unfortunately due to the unauthorized videotaping, we were not able to change camera angles ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 2:44 am
I am avoiding this thread like the plague.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 2:48 am
I am avoiding this thread like the plague.
You've done a good job thus far.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 2:51 am
I am avoiding this thread like the plague.
bubonic plague?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 3:02 am
bubonic plague?
Any plague!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/24/06 at 3:04 am
Any plague!
so you're saying plagues are a bad thing?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 3:13 am
so you're saying plagues are a bad thing?
Take the famous Ten Plagues from The Bible:
The first plague - water turned to blood.
The second plague - frogs
The third plague - gnats
The fourth plague - flies
The fifth plague - death of livestock
The sixth plague - boils
The seventh plague - hail
The eighth plague - locusts
The ninth plague - darkness
The tenth plague - death of the firstborn
Judge for yourself?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: mugg on 07/24/06 at 3:25 am
I am avoiding this thread like the plague.
i hope you have been vaccinated :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 3:28 am
i hope you have been vaccinated :P
Yes against all ten of them.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: karen on 07/24/06 at 7:04 am
No,what I mean is that I shouldn't go out having sex with other women besides her or that's going to ruin the virginity concept? ???
Do you mean before or after you've had sex with Robin? Either way it sounds like two-timing to me which is generally a bad idea
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/24/06 at 1:46 pm
Does it ever get boring?
No. ;D
Do you mean before or after you've had sex with Robin? Either way it sounds like two-timing to me which is generally a bad idea
Ditto. You can't just go out and have sex with anybody just because your girlfriend doesn't want to give it up. If you think she's holding it over you for a stupid reason, then break up with her. Otherwise, respect her feelings on the matter.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 07/24/06 at 2:06 pm
The third plague - gnats
The fourth plague - flies
The eighth plague - locusts
Can't say any of those have afflicted me, but I was feasted upon by several mozzies on Saturday...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 2:08 pm
Can't say any of those have afflicted me, but I was feasted upon by several mozzies on Saturday...
Mozzies or midges?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 07/24/06 at 2:20 pm
Mozzies or midges?
Mozzies for sure...I'm not normally troubled by midges...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/24/06 at 3:52 pm
here...have a look...I found it on some dude's myspace:
www.realdoll.com
OH MY GOD....IT'S PORN! :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/24/06 at 3:55 pm
Do you mean before or after you've had sex with Robin? Either way it sounds like two-timing to me which is generally a bad idea
I mean after you lose your virginity.We both never had sex before so this will be good for us and we can both have trust in one another to not go out and cheat.We have to promise each other.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/24/06 at 3:57 pm
bubonic plague?
Or how about The boobonic plague? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/24/06 at 4:03 pm
how do you get vaccinated against frogs?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/24/06 at 6:41 pm
OH MY GOD....IT'S PORN! :o
but....they...aren't....real people. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 6:56 pm
but....they...aren't....real people. ::)
I saw something about those Real Dolls on TV awhile back.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/24/06 at 7:01 pm
I saw something about those Real Dolls on TV awhile back.
that's really crazy....they are like over $6000 each!! :o Surely someone could find someone to get laid by, before taking those drastic measures. ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/24/06 at 7:32 pm
I saw something about those Real Dolls on TV awhile back.
I did too, they are now making the male version...it's too creepy if you ask me...and they weigh a lot. I can't imagine trying to maneuver it around.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/25/06 at 9:50 am
Those things are scary looking. I was watching Real Sex on HBO one time, and this couple bought a female one for their enjoyment. It took them like an hour to arrange her the way they wanted. Pfft, for the money they spent on that, they could've hired a hooker, an escort, or enticed one of their female friends into a threesome. :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/06 at 10:01 am
but....they...aren't....real people. ::)
Ha... Norton blocked it for sex/acts.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: tomario on 07/25/06 at 1:12 pm
;) is a fore skin a good thing ?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/06 at 2:55 pm
OH MY GOD....IT'S PORN! :o
Which explains why it's filtered here at the library.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/06 at 2:56 pm
Are my fetishes strange?
(Two of them: Catgirl and Illustration fetish)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/25/06 at 3:16 pm
but....they...aren't....real people. ::)
I was just kidding Erin.They look so real and the women almost resemble real humans,It's uncanny and creepy.The features look so yummy but they're dolls so who would find a doll yummy? ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/25/06 at 3:17 pm
I was just kidding Erin.They look so real and the women almost resemble real humans,It's uncanny and creepy.The features look so yummy but they're dolls so who would find a doll yummy? ::) ;D
Doll zombies! :D
;) is a fore skin a good thing ?
It can be a blessing and a curse...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/25/06 at 3:18 pm
that's really crazy....they are like over $6000 each!! :o Surely someone could find someone to get laid by, before taking those drastic measures. ???
I tried getting laid by a blow up doll once.It's just not the same as a real girl. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/25/06 at 3:19 pm
Doll zombies! :D
It can be a blessing and a curse...
I prefer blow up dolls instead of doll zombies ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/25/06 at 3:20 pm
Why does Robin give me demands before I can ravage her body? ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/25/06 at 3:22 pm
Why does Robin give me demands before I can ravage her body? ::)
Maybe she's a dominant female. Or maybe you need to sign some paperwork first. Make sure you read and sign Document RHB-4248, "Permit to Ravage Body" :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/25/06 at 3:27 pm
Maybe she's a dominant female. Or maybe you need to sign some paperwork first. Make sure you read and sign Document RHB-4248, "Permit to Ravage Body" :D
She's saying to me like "You can touch but you can't lick or you can see but you can't taste",Now what kind of girl would do such a thing to her boyfriend like that? I'm freakin' horny as hell at 32 years old,my hormones and pheromones are raging and she doesn't want to do a thing about it.Should I wait for sex? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/25/06 at 4:08 pm
She's saying to me like "You can touch but you can't lick or you can see but you can't taste",Now what kind of girl would do such a thing to her boyfriend like that? I'm freakin' horny as hell at 32 years old,my hormones and pheromones are raging and she doesn't want to do a thing about it.Should I wait for sex? ???
Well, it sounds to me like she doesn't want to be covered in slobber. She's just being sanitary! >=O
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/25/06 at 5:08 pm
Well, it sounds to me like she doesn't want to be covered in slobber. She's just being sanitary! >=O
Slobber is good.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/25/06 at 6:31 pm
She's saying to me like "You can touch but you can't lick or you can see but you can't taste",Now what kind of girl would do such a thing to her boyfriend like that? I'm freakin' horny as hell at 32 years old,my hormones and pheromones are raging and she doesn't want to do a thing about it.Should I wait for sex? ???
She sounds like that Howard Jones song..."You can look at the menu but you just can't eat..." :D
Like, is she nice in all kinds of other ways? Because that matters too in a relationship. If she treats you like dirt and doesn't give it up either then that's a double whammy against you. So it's up to you to decide whether you want to deal with it or not. But I say that if she IS nice and treats you well, why not wait? Women who treat you well (and who you can respect in kind ;) ) don't come around very often.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Johnny_D on 07/25/06 at 7:28 pm
What is 6 in Latin?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/06 at 7:44 pm
What is 6 in Latin?
Saix.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/25/06 at 7:45 pm
Well, it sounds to me like she doesn't want to be covered in slobber. She's just being sanitary! >=O
lol ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/26/06 at 5:57 am
I tried getting laid by a blow up doll once.It's just not the same as a real girl. ;D
was Ms Latex very demonstrative to you or did you have to make all the moves ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/26/06 at 6:15 am
i swear,it tastes just like chicken!
Maybe it tastes like more than Chicken.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/26/06 at 6:18 am
She sounds like that Howard Jones song..."You can look at the menu but you just can't eat..." :D
Like, is she nice in all kinds of other ways? Because that matters too in a relationship. If she treats you like dirt and doesn't give it up either then that's a double whammy against you. So it's up to you to decide whether you want to deal with it or not. But I say that if she IS nice and treats you well, why not wait? Women who treat you well (and who you can respect in kind ;) ) don't come around very often.
Robin is a nice girl.It's possible that she wants to give it up when she's ready to.I'll respect her opinions.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/26/06 at 6:20 am
was Ms Latex very demonstrative to you or did you have to make all the moves ;D
I found out I was much too heavy for her. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/26/06 at 6:38 am
I found out I was much too heavy for her. ;D
HAHAHA ;D
I'll bet she was light enough to throw around the room a bit
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: karen on 07/26/06 at 6:48 am
I found out I was much too heavy for her. ;D
Did she pop?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/26/06 at 11:01 am
She's saying to me like "You can touch but you can't lick or you can see but you can't taste",Now what kind of girl would do such a thing to her boyfriend like that? I'm freakin' horny as hell at 32 years old,my hormones and pheromones are raging and she doesn't want to do a thing about it.Should I wait for sex? ???
I think she sounds like very respectable girl who is sticking to her principles.
You can take matters into your own hands, literally.
I hope you don't constantly ask her for sex, because if you do you might wind up driving her away.
She is waiting to get married before she has sex, right? So the question you need to be asking yourself, are the two of you going to get married? If so, then wait. If not, then just enjoy your time together and quit bugging her for sex.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Satish on 07/26/06 at 7:49 pm
Hmm...
Will I be able to survive as a gay man who doesn't like anal sex?
Actually, according to this Wikipedia article, studies show that anywhere between 20% and 50% of gay men do not regularly engage in anal sex:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Anal_sex_among_gay.2Fbisexual_men
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/27/06 at 1:19 pm
I think she sounds like very respectable girl who is sticking to her principles.
You can take matters into your own hands, literally.
I hope you don't constantly ask her for sex, because if you do you might wind up driving her away.
She is waiting to get married before she has sex, right? So the question you need to be asking yourself, are the two of you going to get married? If so, then wait. If not, then just enjoy your time together and quit bugging her for sex.
What lorac said. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/27/06 at 1:27 pm
dont listen to em howie. Pester her for sex every 15 minutes. wheedle and whine and tug at her shirt sleeves. Make little mewling noises and go, "pweeze? Pwetty pweeze"? she'll give in eventually.
Have I ever given you bad advice? Ever?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Foo Bar on 07/27/06 at 7:17 pm
Or how about The boobonic plague? ;D
You're closer to the truth than you think.
Cassell's Dictionary of Slang:
Bubo - Latin for bump.
Bubo - from the 14th century, refers to a swelling of some kind. The word bubonic is derived from bubo.
Bubby - from the late 17th century, refers to a breast or both breasts together.
Bube - from the late 18th century, refers to a venereal disease. Bube also is a derivative of bubo.
Booby - started around the 1910s. It has been established that it came from Bubby.
Boob - started in the 1940s, and traced to the word booby.
Now, what do you suppose could have happened in the 14th century that involved bumps and swelling, and was so widespread that the word made it out of the Latin and into the vernacular?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 07/27/06 at 7:20 pm
You're closer to the truth than you think.
Cassell's Dictionary of Slang:
Bubo - Latin for bump.
Bubo - from the 14th century, refers to a swelling of some kind. The word bubonic is derived from bubo.
Bubby - from the late 17th century, refers to a breast or both breasts together.
Bube - from the late 18th century, refers to a venereal disease. Bube also is a derivative of bubo.
Booby - started around the 1910s. It has been established that it came from Bubby.
Boob - started in the 1940s, and traced to the word booby.
Now, what do you suppose could have happened in the 14th century that involved bumps and swelling, and was so widespread that the word made it out of the Latin and into the vernacular?
Ooh, you get karma for doing your research.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: KKay on 07/27/06 at 7:26 pm
dont listen to em howie. Pester her for sex every 15 minutes. wheedle and whine and tug at her shirt sleeves. Make little mewling noises and go, "pweeze? Pwetty pweeze"? she'll give in eventually.
i'm ready to give in just from reading the description of the pestering.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/27/06 at 7:31 pm
i'm ready to give in just from reading the description of the pestering.
did y'all know there is no husband/wife rape law in california :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: KKay on 07/27/06 at 7:37 pm
did y'all know there is no husband/wife rape law in california :o
I 've already used up all my vacation time! :(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/27/06 at 7:39 pm
I 've already used up all my vacation time! :(
hahhahah, KKay, you caught me off guard with a good one ;D I'm sitting here at my desk, co-workers looking at me like wtf is he smiling about ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: KKay on 07/27/06 at 7:41 pm
hahhahah, KKay, you caught me off guard with a good one ;D I'm sitting here at my desk, co-workers looking at me like wtf is he smiling about ;D
excellent.
you had better check out all the statuates that govern Tahoe.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/27/06 at 7:43 pm
excellent.
you had better check out all the statuates that govern Tahoe.
I know exactly where the State line is, & we stay on south shore, California side ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/27/06 at 8:53 pm
Did she pop?
No,She deflated. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/27/06 at 8:56 pm
I think she sounds like very respectable girl who is sticking to her principles.
You can take matters into your own hands, literally.
I hope you don't constantly ask her for sex, because if you do you might wind up driving her away.
She is waiting to get married before she has sex, right? So the question you need to be asking yourself, are the two of you going to get married? If so, then wait. If not, then just enjoy your time together and quit bugging her for sex.
It's fustrating waiting for sex and living in your Parent's house but Her and I will just do a little dry humping for the time being until the both of us are ready for the real thing.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/28/06 at 5:44 pm
You're closer to the truth than you think.
Cassell's Dictionary of Slang:
Bubo - Latin for bump.
Bubo - from the 14th century, refers to a swelling of some kind. The word bubonic is derived from bubo.
Bubby - from the late 17th century, refers to a breast or both breasts together.
Bube - from the late 18th century, refers to a venereal disease. Bube also is a derivative of bubo.
Booby - started around the 1910s. It has been established that it came from Bubby.
Boob - started in the 1940s, and traced to the word booby.
Now, what do you suppose could have happened in the 14th century that involved bumps and swelling, and was so widespread that the word made it out of the Latin and into the vernacular?
You forgot two:
Bobo: A really cool member of this message board.
Bobby: A really cool ex-member of this message board.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/28/06 at 11:32 pm
You forgot two:
Bobo: A really cool member of this message board.
Bobby: A really cool ex-member of this message board.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Bubbe-grandmother.
My mother's pet name for me used to be booboo...
By the way, Jessica...when will I have a boyfriend?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/28/06 at 11:49 pm
Bubbe-grandmother.
My mother's pet name for me used to be booboo...
By the way, Jessica...when will I have a boyfriend?
One year, four months, and two days....
Oh, and three hours, seven minutes, and 31 seconds... (This is the time you hug as you find out you're boyfriends.)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 07/28/06 at 11:58 pm
dont listen to em howie. Pester her for sex every 15 minutes. wheedle and whine and tug at her shirt sleeves. Make little mewling noises and go, "pweeze? Pwetty pweeze"? she'll give in eventually.
Have I ever given you bad advice? Ever?
LMAO!!
You know...I've got this thing, the more someone pesters me (doesn't matter what it is) the more I wanna refuse...If my guy begs me for it, I'll keep saying "NO!!".
HOWIE!!!! Marry the girl!!!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/29/06 at 12:51 am
Bubbe-grandmother.
By the way, Jessica...when will I have a boyfriend?
Soon. What do you look for in a guy? My friend is single, but he lives in California. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/29/06 at 1:15 am
Soon. What do you look for in a guy? My friend is single, but he lives in California. ;D
Highly intelligent, Mediterranean (preferably Jewish, but I'll take anything), lean and muscular, a good listener, not shallow or materialistic.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 1:20 am
Highly intelligent, Mediterranean (preferably Jewish, but I'll take anything), lean and muscular, a good listener, not shallow or materialistic.
:o... Good luck with THAT!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/29/06 at 1:23 am
:o... Good luck with THAT!
I have high standards. Actually, as long as they're not too ugly, it's fine. And they're not too white.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/29/06 at 1:25 am
I have high standards. Actually, as long as they're not too ugly, it's fine. And they're not too white.
He's African American. But he can be a flaming b*tch....no pun intended. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 1:26 am
I have high standards. Actually, as long as they're not too ugly, it's fine. And they're not too white.
D= It's not my fault I can't tan!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/29/06 at 1:29 am
He's African American. But he can be a flaming b*tch....no pun intended. ;D
The problem is...all the guys I've met are little, bitchy airheads with twinkies for brains. I've refused sex with guys because of this. I need somebody who I can screw with and then spend a day in a used bookstore with afterwards.
Oh, Doms....I'm touched... ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 1:30 am
The problem is...all the guys I've met are little, bitchy airheads with twinkies for brains. I've refused sex with guys because of this. I need somebody who I can screw with and then spend a day in a used bookstore with afterwards.
Oh, Doms....I'm touched... ;D
I can do both!?
I'll have sex AAAAND bookstore! Though I'll just buy CD's :P.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/29/06 at 1:30 am
The problem is...all the guys I've met are little, bitchy airheads with twinkies for brains. I've refused sex with guys because of this. I need somebody who I can screw with and then spend a day in a used bookstore with afterwards.
Oh, Doms....I'm touched... ;D
I think that's what we all want. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/29/06 at 1:35 am
I think that's what we all want. ;D
Well, the problem is, you do live in California...and I live in Joisey.
Well, I can be a bitch too, sometimes. Considering I'm a supermodel. We're all bitches.
I could have sex in a bookstore. They relax me very much.
I actually used to be on this gay teen personals website. They were all really annoying male valley girls.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/29/06 at 1:39 am
Well, the problem is, you do live in California...and I live in Joisey.
Well, I can be a bitch too, sometimes. Considering I'm a supermodel. We're all bitches.
I could have sex in a bookstore. They relax me very much.
I actually used to be on this gay teen personals website. They were all really annoying male valley girls.
I don't live in California anymore. I live in Indiana. :(
That's what my friend is. You just described him to a tee. You know what he wanted for his birthday? Paris Hilton perfume. And he got it, too. :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/29/06 at 1:41 am
I don't live in California anymore. I live in Indiana. :(
That's what my friend is. You just described him to a tee. You know what he wanted for his birthday? Paris Hilton perfume. And he got it, too. :P
Oh, I was referring to Doms.
I'm sorry if I insulted your friend... ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/29/06 at 1:43 am
Oh, I was referring to Doms.
I'm sorry if I insulted your friend... ;D
LOL!
And you didn't. He's proud of it. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 1:47 am
Well, the problem is, you do live in California...and I live in Joisey.
Well, I can be a bitch too, sometimes. Considering I'm a supermodel. We're all bitches.
I could have sex in a bookstore. They relax me very much.
I actually used to be on this gay teen personals website. They were all really annoying male valley girls.
Another problem is I'm not gay D=.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/29/06 at 1:55 am
Another problem is I'm not gay D=.
Well, that's only a cursory problem.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 1:58 am
Well, that's only a cursory problem.
Yes... Only a cursory...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/29/06 at 2:04 am
Yes... Only a cursory...
Can I date your avatar?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/29/06 at 2:43 am
Can I date your avatar?
You can date mine!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/29/06 at 7:09 am
dont listen to em howie. Pester her for sex every 15 minutes. wheedle and whine and tug at her shirt sleeves. Make little mewling noises and go, "pweeze? Pwetty pweeze"? she'll give in eventually.
Have I ever given you bad advice? Ever?
But If we were to have sex(or foreplay),It's going to in HER bed not on her Parent's couch.They don't need to see white slobber all over the place.It's better to do it on HER bed in HER room with the door open if they wind up coming home(or her younger sister)later on in the evening.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/29/06 at 7:14 am
LMAO!!
You know...I've got this thing, the more someone pesters me (doesn't matter what it is) the more I wanna refuse...If my guy begs me for it, I'll keep saying "NO!!".
HOWIE!!!! Marry the girl!!!!!
I don't have enough money to marry cause I'm on SSI and SSDI but Her And I will have a life together even if we don't wind up getting married at all.But I think couples could have sex even before marriage,I mean so what? Nothing's ruined.It'll just mean that we both lost our virginity right away before marriage,nothing wrong with that.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/29/06 at 10:28 am
But If we were to have sex(or foreplay),It's going to in HER bed not on her Parent's couch.They don't need to see white slobber all over the place.It's better to do it on HER bed in HER room with the door open if they wind up coming home(or her younger sister)later on in the evening.
Don't have sex with the door open. Even if it's in her room on her bed, why would you want the door open? That means anyone who is home can just walk by and see what you're doing. Not sexy.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: KKay on 07/29/06 at 10:31 am
They don't need to see white slobber all over the place.
:-\\
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 10:56 am
Can I date your avatar?
He says "yes", though he's kinda mine...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/29/06 at 10:57 am
He says "yes", though he's kinda mine...
as his surrogate mother, i will never let him go.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 10:58 am
as his surrogate mother, i will never let him go.
:O! What are you doing with this llama, surrogate mother?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/29/06 at 11:28 am
:-\\
"white slobber" is definitely the most odd euphemism for that particular substance I've ever heard.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/29/06 at 11:30 am
Another problem is I'm not gay D=.
YKHIKYG?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/29/06 at 12:02 pm
YKHIKYG?
Hickey, G?
Sure, T!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/30/06 at 7:02 am
Don't have sex with the door open. Even if it's in her room on her bed, why would you want the door open? That means anyone who is home can just walk by and see what you're doing. Not sexy.
You would have to wonder If she has to use the bathroom for such an emergency.That's why maybe just a smidgen leaving it open but not too much.About a few months ago,Her And I engaged in foreplay with clothes on and no one was home at the time.I told her the couch was way too uncomfortable and I was sinking through it so we moved our foreplay to HER bedroom which was kind of romantic and that's where it got hot and steamy.I like it hot and steamy. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/30/06 at 7:10 am
:-\\
Her Parents are somewhat germaphobic.One time I brought with me a can of Lysol Dissinfectant to spray the couch right after Her And I had fun.And also at one time I was going to bring my own pillow because they felt that they didn't want to see any sperm, mucus,saliva,pubic,chest hair,yucky stuff or any kind of hair on the couch.Her Mother is such a clean freak but Her Father is an uptight parent.Maybe he's germaphobic too,Who knows. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/30/06 at 9:30 am
i just threw up in my mouth... a LOT.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/30/06 at 10:59 am
i just threw up in my mouth... a LOT.
XD Me too, Mike... Me too.
Howard, you'll find that almost EVERY parent in America is like that.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: KKay on 07/30/06 at 11:28 am
XD Me too, Mike... Me too.
Howard, you'll find that almost EVERY parent in America is like that.
make it every person..
I personally am sperm, mucus,saliva,pubic,chest hair,yucky stuff-aphobic....now anyway.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: chaka on 07/30/06 at 11:51 am
What songs do you recommend while making love?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/30/06 at 12:35 pm
What songs do you recommend while making love?
if you're making love with howard, "greasy grimy gopher guts."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/06 at 12:38 pm
What songs do you recommend while making love?
Bump 'N' Grind (I Am Feeling Hot Tonight) ~ M Dubs Featuring Lady Saw
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/30/06 at 12:42 pm
one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.
i'm into EXTREME lovemaking.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/30/06 at 1:10 pm
"Kiss" by Prince or "Little Red Corvette" by Prince or "Lady Cab Driver" by Prince. "Little Red Corvette" by Prince is great...it has an orgasmic interlude and you can time yourself with it, the song follows the sexual rhythms.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/06 at 1:18 pm
What songs do you recommend while making love?
Any song by Barry White?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: KKay on 07/30/06 at 1:18 pm
the album Avalon by Roxy Music.
Mike: just a ONE horned flying purple people eater?
we dont really care about the flying part, either.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/30/06 at 1:20 pm
Any song by Barry White?
that might make it seem like yer trying too hard.
wait. isn't meat! supposed to be answering these?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/06 at 1:21 pm
that might make it seem like yer trying too hard.
wait. isn't meat! supposed to be answering these?
Ask me on my one thread?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/30/06 at 1:23 pm
Nope, Jessica is...we're infringing on her territory ;D.
Also, anything by PJ Harvey. Particularly "Rid of Me" or "To Bring You My Love."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 07/30/06 at 1:24 pm
oh wait this is rice cube and jessiyenta broad's thread. for some reason i assumed it was meat!'s thread. maybe because he's been so vociferous about cornering the market in ask-me threads.
why would i ask a llama about the nasty anyway?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/30/06 at 1:24 pm
oh wait this is rice cube and jessiyenta broad's thread. for some reason i assumed it was meat!'s thread. maybe because he's been so vociferous about cornering the market in ask-me threads.
why would i ask a llama about the nasty anyway?
We all know about how promiscuous llamas are.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 3:36 pm
make it every person..
I personally am sperm, mucus,saliva,pubic,chest hair,yucky stuff-aphobic....now anyway.
So I guess that would make a Parent like you very suspicious of the boyfriend? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 3:43 pm
Robin and I are figuring out where to have sex when the time comes.Doing it in Her Parent's house would be improper,Her and I couldn't afford a hotel/motel right now,Doing it in MY Parent's house would be silly cause she would have to take a bus and Her Parents would look at the gauge of the car if they knew that she was going far away with the vehicle and not close by.I was also thinking that maybe when I get more days and hours at Au Bon Pain that we could use sex as a celebration.If It doesn't happen,I guess my best bet is to wait.We'll have to see how things progress with Her And I months down the road.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/31/06 at 4:08 pm
^ I didn't realize sex was so logistical :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/31/06 at 4:26 pm
Robin and I are figuring out where to have sex when the time comes.Doing it in Her Parent's house would be improper,Her and I couldn't afford a hotel/motel right now,Doing it in MY Parent's house would be silly cause she would have to take a bus and Her Parents would look at the gauge of the car if they knew that she was going far away with the vehicle and not close by.I was also thinking that maybe when I get more days and hours at Au Bon Pain that we could use sex as a celebration.If It doesn't happen,I guess my best bet is to wait.We'll have to see how things progress with Her And I months down the road.
Can you please put two spaces after a period and one space after a comma? It would make reading your posts easier on my eyes.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/31/06 at 4:54 pm
Robin and I are figuring out where to have sex when the time comes.Doing it in Her Parent's house would be improper,Her and I couldn't afford a hotel/motel right now,Doing it in MY Parent's house would be silly cause she would have to take a bus and Her Parents would look at the gauge of the car if they knew that she was going far away with the vehicle and not close by.I was also thinking that maybe when I get more days and hours at Au Bon Pain that we could use sex as a celebration.If It doesn't happen,I guess my best bet is to wait.We'll have to see how things progress with Her And I months down the road.
Why does it matter? Why can't you just screw like everybody else...when nobody is around? It's just sex. She's too old for her parents to care. And she should tell them so if they think she isn't. RELAX.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 07/31/06 at 4:59 pm
We all know about how promiscuous llamas are.
I wouldn't let Howard near one! ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/06 at 5:24 pm
oh wait this is rice cube and jessiyenta broad's thread. for some reason i assumed it was meat!'s thread. maybe because he's been so vociferous about cornering the market in ask-me threads.
why would i ask a llama about the nasty anyway?
I do my best!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 07/31/06 at 5:33 pm
How would you interpret my illustration fetish & catgirl fetish?
(Sorry for beating on a dead horse)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 07/31/06 at 5:59 pm
How would you interpret my illustration fetish & catgirl fetish?
(Sorry for beating on a dead horse)
Your next girlfriend must be down with dressing up like a cat when you get down to it...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/31/06 at 6:05 pm
(Sorry for beating on a dead horse)
Kinky.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/31/06 at 6:07 pm
How would you interpret my illustration fetish & catgirl fetish?
(Sorry for beating on a dead horse)
I think you want your art teacher from high school to dress up as a cat and spank you. That's my interpretation of it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 07/31/06 at 6:08 pm
I think you want your art teacher from high school to dress up as a cat and spank you. That's my interpretation of it.
That gets my applause. :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 6:14 pm
Can you please put two spaces after a period and one space after a comma? It would make reading your posts easier on my eyes.
I'm sorry. :(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 6:18 pm
Why does it matter? Why can't you just screw like everybody else...when nobody is around? It's just sex. She's too old for her parents to care. And she should tell them so if they think she isn't. RELAX.
Robin should tell them that we're having sex? :o
That'll never happen! ::)
She wants to wait for the right time.She would be thinking that I might leave her for a one night stand and I know that I don't want to be that.I want to have her for a lifetime and beyond.If we were to have sex now,the moment would be ruined.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 07/31/06 at 6:57 pm
Your next girlfriend must be down with dressing up like a cat when you get down to it...
Next? I don't even have a first.
And that's not what I meant by interpret.
I meant in a psychological way.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 07/31/06 at 6:58 pm
I think you want your art teacher from high school to dress up as a cat and spank you. That's my interpretation of it.
My art teacher was a man.... EEEWWWW!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 07/31/06 at 8:07 pm
My art teacher was a man.... EEEWWWW!
You know you want it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/31/06 at 8:23 pm
Robin should tell them that we're having sex? :o
That'll never happen! ::)
She wants to wait for the right time.She would be thinking that I might leave her for a one night stand and I know that I don't want to be that.I want to have her for a lifetime and beyond.If we were to have sex now,the moment would be ruined.
She's an adult. She should be able to be adult about it. My parents know I have sex, but that's just because when I went on the Pill, my mother came with me to talk to the doctor. It's not like they quiz me about who I'm sleeping with and what my favorite positions are.
If she thinks that you two having sex would equal you leaving her , she has unhealthy views about sex and relationships and should probably see a sex therapist about that. Also, you keep saying that you want to wait because you want to be with her forever, and then you complain that she won't do you......what is it? Either you want it now or you don't.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 08/01/06 at 3:50 pm
You know you want it.
No, you just want to imagine me doing my high school art teacher you sicko!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/01/06 at 3:54 pm
No, you just want to imagine me doing my high school art teacher you sicko!
*coughidon'tthinkhewasseriouscough*
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 08/01/06 at 3:56 pm
*coughidon'tthinkhewasseriouscough*
*coughyoucan'ttellthatI'mplayingalongcanyoucough*
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/01/06 at 3:58 pm
*coughidon'tthinkhewasseriouscough*
if you could please put spaces between your words and clear your throat before your posts it would make your posts a lot easier to read.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/01/06 at 4:01 pm
if you could please put spaces between your words and clear your throat before your posts it would make your posts a lot easier to read.
Sure thing.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/01/06 at 4:22 pm
Can you please put two spaces after a period and one space after a comma? It would make reading your posts easier on my eyes.
I'm sorry. :(
aww don't boss Howie around?
*coughidon'tthinkhewasseriouscough*
if you could please put spaces between your words and clear your throat before your posts it would make your posts a lot easier to read.
Yeah what he says ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 4:39 pm
She's an adult. She should be able to be adult about it. My parents know I have sex, but that's just because when I went on the Pill, my mother came with me to talk to the doctor. It's not like they quiz me about who I'm sleeping with and what my favorite positions are.
If she thinks that you two having sex would equal you leaving her , she has unhealthy views about sex and relationships and should probably see a sex therapist about that. Also, you keep saying that you want to wait because you want to be with her forever, and then you complain that she won't do you......what is it? Either you want it now or you don't.
But Sister,I wouldn't want to tell MY Parents that I'm having sex with Robin.They wouldn't care.I'm old enough to take care of my own responsibilities.A 32 year old man shouldn't have to tell his Parents that he's going to have sex with his girlfriend.If I want to have sex that's up to Her And I,not our Parents.
Maybe a sex therapist would help with our situation.I'll talk to Robin about this further.
I don't know what I want right now. :(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 08/01/06 at 4:45 pm
*coughyoucan'ttellthatI'mplayingalongcanyoucough*
(Waits for reply, but crickets chirp)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/01/06 at 4:51 pm
(Waits for reply, but crickets chirp)
I wasn't aware there was something to respond to.............
I obviously misinterpreted your comment. Big whoop.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/01/06 at 4:53 pm
But Sister,I wouldn't want to tell MY Parents that I'm having sex with Robin.They wouldn't care.I'm old enough to take care of my own responsibilities.A 32 year old man shouldn't have to tell his Parents that he's going to have sex with his girlfriend.If I want to have sex that's up to Her And I,not our Parents.
Maybe a sex therapist would help with our situation.I'll talk to Robin about this further.
I don't know what I want right now. :(
I'm not telling you to tell them. My parents found out not because I told them, but because I went on the pill. Had I been able to get the pill without them knowing, they wouldn't know now. My comment was more along the lines of she seems to be stringing you along a bit.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 08/01/06 at 4:59 pm
I wasn't aware there was something to respond to.............
I obviously misinterpreted your comment. Big whoop.
Okay.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 6:19 pm
I'm not telling you to tell them. My parents found out not because I told them, but because I went on the pill. Had I been able to get the pill without them knowing, they wouldn't know now. My comment was more along the lines of she seems to be stringing you along a bit.
How is she stringing me along, In what way?
What pill could Robin get? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 6:23 pm
Is role Playing a good way to find out about each other's body? Last Sunday,Her and I played Cops and Robbers and I pretended to find out if she had a bag of money hidden in her panties and next week I might play doctor/gynocologist If she's willing to go along with me to pretend to have an exam.But,It's up to the both of us.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/01/06 at 6:24 pm
How is she stringing me along, In what way?
What pill could Robin get? ???
It just seems like you two want different things at times. I'm just basing that on what I read from you here about the both of you. One minute you're all "I want to have sex with her so bad and I hate that she doesn't" and the next you're all "I want to wait and have sex after we're married because I want to be with her forever". It's like the both of you are getting your signals crossed.
And you haven't heard of the Pill? It's the birth control pill. Women take it to prevent pregnancy. They're also good and alleviating cramps.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/01/06 at 6:26 pm
Is role Playing a good way to find out about each other's body? Last Sunday,Her and I played Cops and Robbers and I pretended to find out if she had a bag of money hidden in her panties and next week I might play doctor/gynocologist If she's willing to go along with me to pretend to have an exam.But,It's up to the both of us.
HAHAHAHAHA ;D
Howie I swear to God you should be on the stage man, that's totally hilarious ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 6:26 pm
It just seems like you two want different things at times. I'm just basing that on what I read from you here about the both of you. One minute you're all "I want to have sex with her so bad and I hate that she doesn't" and the next you're all "I want to wait and have sex after we're married because I want to be with her forever". It's like the both of you are getting your signals crossed.
And you haven't heard of the Pill? It's the birth control pill. Women take it to prevent pregnancy. They're also good and alleviating cramps.
I'm just ambivilent right now.Thanks for listening to me. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 6:27 pm
HAHAHAHAHA ;D
Howie I swear to God you should be on the stage man, that's totally hilarious ;D ;D
That wasn't funny or was it? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/01/06 at 11:07 pm
That wasn't funny or was it? ???
that was pretty funny. i used to play those kinds of games with girls when we were coming out of that "the opposite sex has cooties" phase but neither of us quite knew about the birds and the bees yet.
...
...
best years of my life, actually. :\'(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 08/01/06 at 11:14 pm
No, you just want to imagine me doing my high school art teacher you sicko!
He wouldn't do you, per se; he would just punish you for being a naughty boy with his riding crop and then let you be gnawed at by hungry kittens. Shame on you, naughty boy!
As for the boyfriend query...I would gladly take Rice Cube for some chocolate I have lying around the house. I know he is able to procreate; he shall be put to use as a breeder in the palace. And he shall be appointed my new male concubine; he shall regale me with stories of the East (both Asia and the East Bay) while filing my toenails.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/02/06 at 3:22 am
That wasn't funny or was it? ???
totally hilarious but even funnier now seeing as you didn't realise how funny that statement was - you sent me to bed laughing my head off imagining the scene ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/02/06 at 8:41 am
He wouldn't do you, per se; he would just punish you for being a naughty boy with his riding crop and then let you be gnawed at by hungry kittens. Shame on you, naughty boy!
As for the boyfriend query...I would gladly take Rice Cube for some chocolate I have lying around the house. I know he is able to procreate; he shall be put to use as a breeder in the palace. And he shall be appointed my new male concubine; he shall regale me with stories of the East (both Asia and the East Bay) while filing my toenails.
kinky so and so
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Step-chan on 08/02/06 at 2:18 pm
He wouldn't do you, per se; he would just punish you for being a naughty boy with his riding crop and then let you be gnawed at by hungry kittens. Shame on you, naughty boy!
Whoa, dude! :D
Chill....... How am I any naughtier than anyone else? Especially considering what you just posted..... ::) ::) ::) ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/02/06 at 3:47 pm
that was pretty funny. i used to play those kinds of games with girls when we were coming out of that "the opposite sex has cooties" phase but neither of us quite knew about the birds and the bees yet.
...
...
best years of my life, actually. :\'(
Role Playing is a good way to know about each other's body since we're both virgins.I could be a cop and pretend to arrest her and say that I have a search warrant to feel my way through her body for evidence OR She can be a nurse and I'll pretend to have a medical exam or she can pretend to have one and she can get naked herself while I be her gynecologist for an hour or 2. Hey,It was just a thought.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/02/06 at 3:48 pm
totally hilarious but even funnier now seeing as you didn't realise how funny that statement was - you sent me to bed laughing my head off imagining the scene ;D
So you never role played before? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/16/06 at 3:06 pm
What's a sexy occupation for role playing?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/16/06 at 3:08 pm
What's a sexy occupation for role playing?
hobo.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 3:09 pm
What's a sexy occupation for role playing?
Musician.
Finger my buttons? Blow on my horn? Strum my banjo?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 3:15 pm
Oooohh, here's a good question.
When you have a chick going down on you.. and you really can't hold your gas.. what would be the correct etiquette in a situation like that?
I was thinking you could be real playful about it, rip a nasty one and then hold her head down there.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/16/06 at 3:15 pm
What's a sexy occupation for role playing?
secretary
student
teacher
doctor
nurse
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/16/06 at 3:16 pm
Oooohh, here's a good question.
When you have a chick going down on you.. and you really can't hold your gas.. what would be the correct etiquette in a situation like that?
I was thinking you could be real playful about it, rip a nasty one and then hold her head down there.
Yeah, and then she'll bite down on little Davey Thrashmister and chomp it off.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 3:20 pm
Yeah, and then she'll bite down on little Davey Thrashmister and chomp it off.
Harsh!
Kind of a Bobbit moment there.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 08/16/06 at 3:47 pm
When you have a chick going down on you.. and you really can't hold your gas.. what would be the correct etiquette in a situation like that?
Use all your determination, guts and strength to hold the bloody thing in!
I was thinking you could be real playful about it, rip a nasty one and then hold her head down there.
There's a non-sex variant of this, but it just involves holding the other person's head under the bedclothes...
It's termed a 'Dutch oven' for some reason...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 4:40 pm
Use all your determination, guts and strength to hold the bloody thing in!
There's a non-sex variant of this, but it just involves holding the other person's head under the bedclothes...
It's termed a 'Dutch oven' for some reason...
Trust the dutch.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/16/06 at 4:51 pm
secretary
student
teacher
doctor
nurse
How about a gynecologist
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/16/06 at 4:53 pm
What's a sexy occupation for role playing?
a nun ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/16/06 at 5:03 pm
a nun ;)
None of this and none of that? ;)
Well, you know how those nuns love to use rulers. :D
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 5:13 pm
How about a gynecologist
Now Howard...
I'm no woman, but I don't think they particularly look forward to that visit.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/16/06 at 5:41 pm
How about a gynecologist
Too obvious. That's not sexy.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/16/06 at 5:42 pm
Now Howard...
I'm no woman, but I don't think they particularly look forward to that visit.
You're right; we don't.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/16/06 at 5:43 pm
a nun ;)
Ooooh, and you're the priest who doesn't know if he can keep his vow of celibacy because of this stunningly gorgeous woman in a habit.......hmmmm. That could work.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 6:08 pm
You're right; we don't.
Yeah, it seemed kinda obvious.. somebody messin with my sh.it with all them metal thingys, urgh, no way.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/16/06 at 8:57 pm
Ooooh, and you're the priest who doesn't know if he can keep his vow of celibacy because of this stunningly gorgeous woman in a habit.......hmmmm. That could work.
yeah, it's a good one. I won't say how, but the idea was inspired 8)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Foo Bar on 08/16/06 at 10:24 pm
What's a sexy occupation for role playing?
Anything that starts with the phrase "I put on my robe and wizard hat".
Warning: Language not safe for work. Management disclaims responsibility for loss of keyboard due to laughter-inspired spewage of beverage.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/17/06 at 2:15 pm
Musician.
Finger my buttons? Blow on my horn? Strum my banjo?
tickle my ivories? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/17/06 at 2:16 pm
Now Howard...
I'm no woman, but I don't think they particularly look forward to that visit.
I'm not going to use tools just rubber gloves and some Aquaphor. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/17/06 at 2:19 pm
Yeah, it seemed kinda obvious.. somebody messin with my sh.it with all them metal thingys, urgh, no way.
No metal things involved just some rubber gloves and Aquaphor
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/17/06 at 2:20 pm
Too obvious. That's not sexy.
Why not? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/17/06 at 3:03 pm
dude it's scary! it's like making a sex game out of conducting a prostate exam.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/17/06 at 3:09 pm
dude it's scary! it's like making a sex game out of conducting a prostate exam.
Hmmmmmmmm... No.. no not again.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/17/06 at 3:26 pm
Why not? ???
In case you didn't know, when a woman goes to a gyno, they have to take all their clothes off from the waist down and spread their legs for the doctor. If that's something they already have to do for the doctor, why do it with the boyfriend? The whole point of roleplaying is fantasy, and no woman fantasizes about going to the gynocologist.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/17/06 at 3:27 pm
dude it's scary! it's like making a sex game out of conducting a prostate exam.
Oh come on, you know you love it when the girl comes up behind you with the rubber glove on. *snap!*
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/17/06 at 3:45 pm
In case you didn't know, when a woman goes to a gyno, they have to take all their clothes off from the waist down and spread their legs for the doctor. If that's something they already have to do for the doctor, why do it with the boyfriend? The whole point of roleplaying is fantasy, and no woman fantasizes about going to the gynocologist.
Thank you! lol ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/17/06 at 3:48 pm
Oh come on, you know you love it when the girl comes up behind you with the rubber glove on. *snap!*
THAT part's great! it's the part right afterward i'm not so keen on.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: KKay on 08/17/06 at 3:50 pm
this is the worst conversation i have ever walked in on. :-\\
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/17/06 at 4:02 pm
the priest-nun thing wasn't so bad.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/17/06 at 4:36 pm
In case you didn't know, when a woman goes to a gyno, they have to take all their clothes off from the waist down and spread their legs for the doctor. If that's something they already have to do for the doctor, why do it with the boyfriend? The whole point of roleplaying is fantasy, and no woman fantasizes about going to the gynocologist.
not a good idea when you're in your Parents house. :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/17/06 at 4:37 pm
the priest-nun thing wasn't so bad.
I don't like that idea
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/17/06 at 4:41 pm
I don't like that idea
yeah, all right, dr. t. dag.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/17/06 at 4:43 pm
yeah, all right, dr. t. dag.
I'm the Doctor of Love ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/17/06 at 4:51 pm
this is the worst conversation i have ever walked in on. :-\\
i dunno, i was starting to like where SM was going, there.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/17/06 at 5:31 pm
THAT part's great! it's the part right afterward i'm not so keen on.
Ah yeah.. the awkward moment after she's had her hand up your ass... and she knows that in about 5 minutes you're going to be touching cloth.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 08/17/06 at 5:33 pm
What about this Howard -
You could the lecherous Hobbit and she your elf fancy? ;D
You've said before that you're rather hairy..
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/18/06 at 2:13 pm
What about this Howard -
You could the lecherous Hobbit and she your elf fancy? ;D
You've said before that you're rather hairy..
Could this involve taking off ALL of our clothes,Cause It's Her Parent's house you know and the Mother & Father don't need to see me butt naked with Robin cause they'll take away Robin's dating privileges and cut ties from Her And I if that ever happened and I hope it won't.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/18/06 at 2:15 pm
Ah yeah.. the awkward moment after she's had her hand up your ass... and she knows that in about 5 minutes you're going to be touching cloth.
Is this a sexy occupation? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/18/06 at 5:06 pm
What about this Howard -
You could the lecherous Hobbit and she your elf fancy? ;D
You've said before that you're rather hairy..
http://desadov.com/galler_dir/Filmoteka/Sinful%20Dwarf-cov.JPG
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/18/06 at 5:30 pm
Could this involve taking off ALL of our clothes,Cause It's Her Parent's house you know and the Mother & Father don't need to see me butt naked with Robin cause they'll take away Robin's dating privileges and cut ties from Her And I if that ever happened and I hope it won't.
Take away her dating privileges? How old is she?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 08/18/06 at 11:05 pm
Take away her dating privileges? How old is she?
My thoughts exactly.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/19/06 at 1:06 am
My thoughts exactly.
doesn't she require her parents care for some condition/disabilty that was mentioned before, and thus not as independant as most people.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/19/06 at 6:37 am
http://desadov.com/galler_dir/Filmoteka/Sinful%20Dwarf-cov.JPG
That picture looks like The Werewolf.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/19/06 at 6:50 am
Take away her dating privileges? How old is she?
She's going to be 27 in November.What can I say, Her Parents are very strict people.It was her idea to get back together with me in January of this year because I got the job and it was only 1 day a week.The reason for her not seeing me or talking to me for a month was because I didn't get the job within the year so after the deadline,I couldn't see her for a whole month but I got to talk to her on the phone occasionally,at least.On January 28th,I got the job and nailed the interview plus I was hired a few weeks later at Au Bon Pain and I was so happy that I asked Robin if she still wanted to get back together even though this stupid deadline never made sense to me.Her Parents don't know who's suitable for her.They were going to find someone on Jdate but I told Robin to not listen to them cause they don't know what they're even talking about.If we both love each other then it was meant to be.You can't take anything away from that,I guarantee you. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/19/06 at 6:50 am
doesn't she require her parents care for some condition/disabilty that was mentioned before, and thus not as independant as most people.
What exactly do you mean by that? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/20/06 at 1:04 am
She's going to be 27 in November.What can I say, Her Parents are very strict people.It was her idea to get back together with me in January of this year because I got the job and it was only 1 day a week.The reason for her not seeing me or talking to me for a month was because I didn't get the job within the year so after the deadline,I couldn't see her for a whole month but I got to talk to her on the phone occasionally,at least.On January 28th,I got the job and nailed the interview plus I was hired a few weeks later at Au Bon Pain and I was so happy that I asked Robin if she still wanted to get back together even though this stupid deadline never made sense to me.Her Parents don't know who's suitable for her.They were going to find someone on Jdate but I told Robin to not listen to them cause they don't know what they're even talking about.If we both love each other then it was meant to be.You can't take anything away from that,I guarantee you. :)
If she's 27 years old......she's an adult. She can see who she wants. If her parents don't want her having sex in their house or doing anything sexual in their house, perhaps she should move out into her own place so that you two can have some "alone time".
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/20/06 at 2:48 am
What exactly do you mean by that? ???
I thought I read some posts back, that you said she had some sort of a medical condition, I can't remember precisely what that was. that's all Howard. i meant no insult. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/20/06 at 6:51 am
If she's 27 years old......she's an adult. She can see who she wants. If her parents don't want her having sex in their house or doing anything sexual in their house, perhaps she should move out into her own place so that you two can have some "alone time".
SM,You have a point there,She can see who she wants and she's trying to defend me cause she doesn't want to listen to her Parents and she says to them that "I Love Him,he's doing the best that he can". For almost 2 years,The Parents were the hurdles that we had to go through and it's been tough so far.
Robin was telling me that she doesn't want to move out of her house cause she feels her most comfortable there.She bewilders me sometimes,How can we have some "alone time" if she doesn't want to move out of the house? I bet that her Mother And Father will probably help her find an apartment in the near future cause she's told me that she's used to being babied sometimes,for a girl who's going to be 30 in just a few years. ::) I'm 32 and I'll admit it that I'm babied sometimes but I'm pretty independent and I don't need my mommy and daddy to help me.Just a few things like they pay the bills,My Mother irons my pants and shirts and I do my own laundry which are the socks,T-Shirts and underwear,I can do my own clothes shopping and My Mother does the food shopping on Saturdays,My Mother does the cooking and I microwave food.As for her,Mother does the cooking,both pay bills,she drives her Parent's car and never used public transportation before and is independent sometimes.So as you can see,We both need a little help and guidance along the way.Leaving the parent's nest might be hard since both of us have been living with them all of our lives but we might have to get used to it,We'll make it if we try. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 08/29/06 at 11:49 pm
She's going to be 27 in November.What can I say, Her Parents are very strict people.It was her idea to get back together with me in January of this year because I got the job and it was only 1 day a week.The reason for her not seeing me or talking to me for a month was because I didn't get the job within the year so after the deadline,I couldn't see her for a whole month but I got to talk to her on the phone occasionally,at least.On January 28th,I got the job and nailed the interview plus I was hired a few weeks later at Au Bon Pain and I was so happy that I asked Robin if she still wanted to get back together even though this stupid deadline never made sense to me.Her Parents don't know who's suitable for her.They were going to find someone on Jdate but I told Robin to not listen to them cause they don't know what they're even talking about.If we both love each other then it was meant to be.You can't take anything away from that,I guarantee you. :)
JDate is soo overrated, man. My mom found a homeless guy on there. Are they religious enough that if you got a rabbi's blessing to date her they would have a better attitude about it?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 08/30/06 at 3:25 pm
JDate is soo overrated, man. My mom found a homeless guy on there. Are they religious enough that if you got a rabbi's blessing to date her they would have a better attitude about it?
James, you're here! I haven't seen you on the boards in a long time.
And I'm glad you bumped this thread. It was one of my favourites.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/30/06 at 3:52 pm
JDate is soo overrated, man. My mom found a homeless guy on there. Are they religious enough that if you got a rabbi's blessing to date her they would have a better attitude about it?
I rarely doubt that,James.They are glott kosher and do keep a kosher home sometimes and last night when I went over my girlfriend's house,I saw 3 sponges that her Mother uses.one is for dairy,one is for meat and the other is for the table.That's how religious they are.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/30/06 at 3:56 pm
I hate it when Robin tries to cover up her vagina like it's solid gold or something.Last night,I wanted to give her some oral and she keeps covering it up which kind of makes me wonder about her,She let me do it anyway but she told me after the fact that "I didn't give you any permission to go down there"! Who the hell is she to say that to me? Is she ready or not ready,That's what I want to know. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 08/30/06 at 4:19 pm
I hate it when Robin tries to cover up her vagina like it's solid gold or something.Last night,I wanted to give her some oral and she keeps covering it up which kind of makes me wonder about her,She let me do it anyway but she told me after the fact that "I didn't give you any permission to go down there"! Who the hell is she to say that to me? Is she ready or not ready,That's what I want to know. ::)
I would say, "TMI!" but you know, this IS a sex board and whatnot.
I can't wait to see an answer to your question! lol
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/30/06 at 5:22 pm
I would say, "TMI!" but you know, this IS a sex board and whatnot.
I can't wait to see an answer to your question! lol
Anyone care to take a shot at this?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/30/06 at 6:40 pm
I hate it when Robin tries to cover up her vagina like it's solid gold or something.Last night,I wanted to give her some oral and she keeps covering it up which kind of makes me wonder about her,She let me do it anyway but she told me after the fact that "I didn't give you any permission to go down there"! Who the hell is she to say that to me? Is she ready or not ready,That's what I want to know. ::)
Holy crap Howard, if she's letting you that close to her vagina, you've gotta be doing something right ;D Oh man...
Well, it IS her vagina, but yeah, the mixed signals are kinda wack. But hey, you got a box lunch out of it, good on you sir.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, that made my day.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 7:11 pm
I hate it when Robin tries to cover up her vagina like it's solid gold or something.Last night,I wanted to give her some oral and she keeps covering it up which kind of makes me wonder about her,She let me do it anyway but she told me after the fact that "I didn't give you any permission to go down there"! Who the hell is she to say that to me? Is she ready or not ready,That's what I want to know. ::)
You seriously need to break up with her. She is bad, bad news.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 08/30/06 at 8:59 pm
I hate it when Robin tries to cover up her vagina like it's solid gold or something.Last night,I wanted to give her some oral and she keeps covering it up which kind of makes me wonder about her,She let me do it anyway but she told me after the fact that "I didn't give you any permission to go down there"! Who the hell is she to say that to me? Is she ready or not ready,That's what I want to know. ::)
You need to take in to consideration her religious up-bringing. She may cover herself up because of what she has been taught.
Or she might not feel comfortable being naked in front of you.
Maybe it's because you're in her parents house and she might feel bad.
Howard, it is HER vagina...she has every right to say "NO".
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/30/06 at 9:19 pm
You need to take in to consideration her religious up-bringing. She may cover herself up because of what she has been taught.
Or she might not feel comfortable being naked in front of you.
Maybe it's because you're in her parents house and she might feel bad.
Howard, it is HER vagina...she has every right to say "NO".
She's sending him all kinds of weird mixed signals though.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 9:33 pm
She's sending him all kinds of weird mixed signals though.
Yeah...so? If she says at first she wants to, but then changes her mind, she has every right to do that and he has no right to make her feel bad/guilty for that.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/30/06 at 9:46 pm
Yeah...so? If she says at first she wants to, but then changes her mind, she has every right to do that and he has no right to make her feel bad/guilty for that.
Okay, so let's see what Howard says...
I hate it when Robin tries to cover up her vagina like it's solid gold or something.
Now this in itself would have been bad, because those are private parts and should be sacred and not forced etc. etc., but then he continues:
This part in itself Last night,I wanted to give her some oral and she keeps covering it up which kind of makes me wonder about her,She let me do it anyway but she told me after the fact that "I didn't give you any permission to go down there"!
He was given no advance warning that it was bad, because she just let him do it. If she really didn't want him to do it, she should have said something before, not after. This is where the mixed signal occurs, and where I believe Howard has a right to be frustrated and question her motives.
Who the hell is she to say that to me? Is she ready or not ready,That's what I want to know. ::)
She has a right to say what she said, but she also has the responsibility of explaining to her boyfriend why she gave him mixed signals.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 9:52 pm
I didn't say I agreed with what she did, I was just saying that a woman has the right to change her mind. This is a different scenario than the one I gave. Robin is messed up....or her views about sex/sexuality are heavily skewed. Either way, Howard should dump her because she doesn't sound like she knows what she wants when it comes to much of anything. That and he's said that she's verbally abusive/puts him down all the time. No one needs to be with someone like that.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/30/06 at 11:03 pm
Where do babies come from?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 12:20 am
Where do babies come from?
The cabbage patch.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/31/06 at 1:10 am
Where do babies come from?
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Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/31/06 at 1:41 am
I hate it when Robin tries to cover up her vagina like it's solid gold or something.Last night,I wanted to give her some oral and she keeps covering it up which kind of makes me wonder about her,She let me do it anyway but she told me after the fact that "I didn't give you any permission to go down there"! Who the hell is she to say that to me? Is she ready or not ready,That's what I want to know. ::)
Howard, so are we talking about Robin's vagina? :o :o wow, ya kinda just put it out here ;D well alllrighty then ! http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xeef_ZEEGsA.56jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1315qtfsj/EXP=1157091614/**http%3a//adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/ace-ventura/ace-ventura03.jpg you just need to slow down, don't rush right into things, let yourself become better able to read her and to know whether she's really receptive to you or not and not just go for it, although there are times for that ;D you says she treats it like it's solid gold, well my brother, that is not far from the mark as some men ;) regard it as a highly desired and sought after treasure, worth more than gold.
As for you & Robin, maybe she allowed you to fool around thinking she'd get into & didn't get aroused & decided she didn't want to mess around. Not much you can do except back off and hope next time things will be mutual, which is difficult because us guys are always ready willing & able. It's obvious you ain't dropping her, so I am not gonna tell you to do that, just make the best of things & try to improve your personal situation day after day, & maybe you'll eventually have more hours at work, & get the girl and finally the *treasure* you've been seeking all your adult life.
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Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 08/31/06 at 10:52 am
She's sending him all kinds of weird mixed signals though.
Maybe she is and maybe she's not. Is Howard really listening to her or too caught up in the moment? Or is he pressuring her into doing something because he wanted to do it? Notice how he said "I wanted to give her some oral", it sounds like it's something he wanted. She let him do it anyway. We only know his side of the story.
I don't know Howard, the two of are adults but I honestly think neither of you are ready for sex.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/31/06 at 11:07 am
Maybe she is and maybe she's not. Is Howard really listening to her or too caught up in the moment? Or is he pressuring her into doing something because he wanted to do it? Notice how he said "I wanted to give her some oral", it sounds like it's something he wanted. She let him do it anyway. We only know his side of the story.
I don't know Howard, the two of are adults but I honestly think neither of you are ready for sex.
It doesn't sound like she's ready, but she's probably trying it out to see...?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:07 pm
It doesn't sound like she's ready, but she's probably trying it out to see...?
We're both virgins so we're both learning for the first time.I'm learning myself by watching porn(softcore/hardcore),reading materials,checking the internet,HBO,Cinemax and Showtime adult specials and getting some pointers from some friends.That's basically how I'M learning but she's never pleased a guy(sexually) before though she got into her shower with some guy she met from Jdate before she met me probably in 2002 or 2003 and he fondled her breasts.She wanted a relationship,the guy was into sex so that ended that situation.I'm the real boyfriend who wants both but I'm patiently waiting though it's hard but I'll manage.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/31/06 at 2:09 pm
We're both virgins so we're both learning for the first time.I'm learning myself by watching porn(softcore/hardcore),reading materials,checking the internet,HBO,Cinemax and Showtime adult specials and getting some pointers from some friends.That's basically how I'M learning but she's never pleased a guy(sexually) before though she got into her shower with some guy she met from Jdate before she met me probably in 2002 or 2003 and he fondled her breasts.She wanted a relationship,the guy was into sex so that ended that situation.I'm the real boyfriend who wants both but I'm patiently waiting though it's hard but I'll manage.
I would probably suggest to you not to get too many pointers from the hardcore stuff unless you guys are into contortion and extreme pain ;D
I'm glad you're into the relationship aspect. If you make that part go smooth, the rest shall follow :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:12 pm
Holy crap Howard, if she's letting you that close to her vagina, you've gotta be doing something right ;D Oh man...
Well, it IS her vagina, but yeah, the mixed signals are kinda wack. But hey, you got a box lunch out of it, good on you sir.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, that made my day.
This is with her panties on,not panties off.We were both alone.Her Parents were on vacation and her younger sister went to the movies with some of her friends so I got her alone with me which was kind of neat and that night was really hot and scorching.It was a Kodak moment. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:15 pm
I would probably suggest to you not to get too many pointers from the hardcore stuff unless you guys are into contortion and extreme pain ;D
I'm glad you're into the relationship aspect. If you make that part go smooth, the rest shall follow :)
not much from hardcore but some of it I get from the softcore.contortion and extreme pain she is not into.She's a soft person who basically likes it soft and easy and not too hard on her.The rest will flow easily. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:16 pm
You seriously need to break up with her. She is bad, bad news.
I'm not going to break up with her,It's hard but I won't.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:19 pm
You need to take in to consideration her religious up-bringing. She may cover herself up because of what she has been taught.
Or she might not feel comfortable being naked in front of you.
Maybe it's because you're in her parents house and she might feel bad.
Howard, it is HER vagina...she has every right to say "NO".
Her Parents went on vacation,Her sister went to the movies so why not live a little? It's ok to get naked.Why would she want to feel shy in front of me? I understand It's her Parent's house but take advantage of the situation.It's not like she's doing a crime or anything.She's old enough to make her own decisions.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/31/06 at 2:20 pm
not much from hardcore but some of it I get from the softcore.contortion and extreme pain she is not into.She's a soft person who basically likes it soft and easy and not too hard on her.The rest will flow easily. ;)
As long as she is consenting and you don't force her to do anything it's fine. And you best make sure it doesn't flow too easily or you're in a heapload of trouble :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:22 pm
Maybe she is and maybe she's not. Is Howard really listening to her or too caught up in the moment? Or is he pressuring her into doing something because he wanted to do it? Notice how he said "I wanted to give her some oral", it sounds like it's something he wanted. She let him do it anyway. We only know his side of the story.
I don't know Howard, the two of are adults but I honestly think neither of you are ready for sex.
I mean why tell me after the fact that I never got permission to go down there when she has dribble all over her panties,dumb girl. >:( ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:25 pm
As long as she is consenting and you don't force her to do anything it's fine. And you best make sure it doesn't flow too easily or you're in a heapload of trouble :D
I wouldn't do anything to force her into doing what she's not comfortable in doing.Don't worry,nothing will flow or I'll wind up being a father which I don't want in my life right now. :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:27 pm
Yeah...so? If she says at first she wants to, but then changes her mind, she has every right to do that and he has no right to make her feel bad/guilty for that.
She's a strange girl. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 08/31/06 at 2:28 pm
We're both virgins so we're both learning for the first time.I'm learning myself by watching porn(softcore/hardcore),reading materials,checking the internet,HBO,Cinemax and Showtime adult specials and getting some pointers from some friends.That's basically how I'M learning but she's never pleased a guy(sexually) before though she got into her shower with some guy she met from Jdate before she met me probably in 2002 or 2003 and he fondled her breasts.She wanted a relationship,the guy was into sex so that ended that situation.I'm the real boyfriend who wants both but I'm patiently waiting though it's hard but I'll manage.
Her parents should be happy a nice Jewish boy is interested in her. I mean, I have overprotective Jewish parents too, but people need to let go at some point.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:30 pm
Her parents should be happy a nice Jewish boy is interested in her. I mean, I have overprotective Jewish parents too, but people need to let go at some point.
You don't know Robin's Parents like I do.You wouldn't believe the things they said about me when I'm not there,It's unbelieveable. >:( ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 2:44 pm
Her parents should be happy a nice Jewish boy is interested in her. I mean, I have overprotective Jewish parents too, but people need to let go at some point.
She's 27 and still living at home......I think there may be some extenuating circumstances for that, so she's not like normal 27 year old women. Most 27 year old women live on their own and support themselves; she doesn't.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 2:47 pm
You don't know Robin's Parents like I do.You wouldn't believe the things they said about me when I'm not there,It's unbelieveable. >:( ::)
Can I ask you a serious question? What do you like about this girl? From everything that you've told us about you and Robin's relationship, she puts you down all the time, her parents talk sh*t about you when you're not around, she's giving you mixed signals when it comes to sexual activity.....why are you with her? She seems like she's more trouble than she's worth. I'm sure you love her and I know when you say you do you mean it, but have you ever thought about seeing someone else? Maybe someone who won't put you down and whose parents like you and won't be giving you mixed signals all the time.
I'm saying this because you seem like a really sweet guy and you don't deserve someone like that. I'm sure you can find someone who will treat you better.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 08/31/06 at 3:47 pm
She's 27 and still living at home......I think there may be some extenuating circumstances for that, so she's not like normal 27 year old women. Most 27 year old women live on their own and support themselves; she doesn't.
If I'm not mistaken she has Asperger Syndrome. Right, Howard?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 4:13 pm
She's 27 and still living at home......I think there may be some extenuating circumstances for that, so she's not like normal 27 year old women. Most 27 year old women live on their own and support themselves; she doesn't.
Unfortunately she does and so do I
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 4:16 pm
Can I ask you a serious question? What do you like about this girl? From everything that you've told us about you and Robin's relationship, she puts you down all the time, her parents talk sh*t about you when you're not around, she's giving you mixed signals when it comes to sexual activity.....why are you with her? She seems like she's more trouble than she's worth. I'm sure you love her and I know when you say you do you mean it, but have you ever thought about seeing someone else? Maybe someone who won't put you down and whose parents like you and won't be giving you mixed signals all the time.
I'm saying this because you seem like a really sweet guy and you don't deserve someone like that. I'm sure you can find someone who will treat you better.
I just can't find anybody else.It's too heartbroken for me and I feel I can create a life for the both of us even if she verbally abuses me,Maybe that could be sort of like motivation I don't know,what do you think SM?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 4:17 pm
I'm not mistaken she has Asperger Syndrome. Right, Howard?
Yes she does.Thanks for asking.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 4:29 pm
I just can't find anybody else.It's too heartbroken for me and I feel I can create a life for the both of us even if she verbally abuses me,Maybe that could be sort of like motivation I don't know,what do you think SM?
You can't change someone who doesn't want to be changed. You said before that you told her to stop putting you down because you don't like it....but she does it anyway. Right there is a sign that she doesn't respect you. I know you love her and I've been in your shoes before, but at a certain point you have to take a step back and say "Is all of this worth it?". What you need to do is next time you see her, sit her down and talk to her. Tell her you don't like that she's always putting you down, you don't like that one minute she wants to be intimate and the next she doesn't, you don't like the fact her parents talk about you when you're not around. Let her know exactly how you feel and tell her you want it to change. That's the most you can really do.
I know you don't want to break up with her and breaking up with someone you love is very painful, but sometimes you have to do what's best for YOU.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: lorac61469 on 08/31/06 at 4:37 pm
You can't change someone who doesn't want to be changed. You said before that you told her to stop putting you down because you don't like it....but she does it anyway. Right there is a sign that she doesn't respect you. I know you love her and I've been in your shoes before, but at a certain point you have to take a step back and say "Is all of this worth it?". What you need to do is next time you see her, sit her down and talk to her. Tell her you don't like that she's always putting you down, you don't like that one minute she wants to be intimate and the next she doesn't, you don't like the fact her parents talk about you when you're not around. Let her know exactly how you feel and tell her you want it to change. That's the most you can really do.
I know you don't want to break up with her and breaking up with someone you love is very painful, but sometimes you have to do what's best for YOU.
I don't think it's so much not wanting to change but it's one of the symptoms of AS, people with AS have difficulty understanding others' feelings.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/31/06 at 7:36 pm
I don't think it's so much not wanting to change but it's one of the symptoms of AS, people with AS have difficulty understanding others' feelings.
I think Howard is strong enough and mature enough and also respectful enough to let her come around on her own. He does know the girl a lot better than we.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/31/06 at 11:12 pm
Do you think she would totally freak out if she ever got on here and read this stuff about your relationship?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 08/31/06 at 11:23 pm
Do you think she would totally freak out if she ever got on here and read this stuff about your relationship?
i've wondered about this many times. this is a goldmine of stunning revelations for robin, just waiting to be discovered... :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/01/06 at 1:39 am
i've wondered about this many times. this is a goldmine of stunning revelations for robin, just waiting to be discovered... :o
I really don't see her ever quite recovering from the shock of reading this if she ever did :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 6:25 am
You can't change someone who doesn't want to be changed. You said before that you told her to stop putting you down because you don't like it....but she does it anyway. Right there is a sign that she doesn't respect you. I know you love her and I've been in your shoes before, but at a certain point you have to take a step back and say "Is all of this worth it?". What you need to do is next time you see her, sit her down and talk to her. Tell her you don't like that she's always putting you down, you don't like that one minute she wants to be intimate and the next she doesn't, you don't like the fact her parents talk about you when you're not around. Let her know exactly how you feel and tell her you want it to change. That's the most you can really do.
I know you don't want to break up with her and breaking up with someone you love is very painful, but sometimes you have to do what's best for YOU.
I've made up my mind and that's not going to change.I will talk to her and also I will try to talk her about why I feel I'm playing The Dating Game and her parents have to find a potential partner for Robin and that Robin can't even make up her own decisions for herself and that she has to let her Parents make it up for her,just so sad.If I get full time,They will consider me a potential partner for life.This is so strange,Isn't it? ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 6:26 am
I don't think it's so much not wanting to change but it's one of the symptoms of AS, people with AS have difficulty understanding others' feelings.
I think that's one of the symptoms,I'm not too sure about that.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 6:29 am
Do you think she would totally freak out if she ever got on here and read this stuff about your relationship?
She would wind up breaking up with me.One time I told her about my forums and I said that I'm not mentioning you on my forums so that ended the conversation.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/01/06 at 6:52 am
She would wind up breaking up with me.One time I told her about my forums and I said that I'm not mentioning you on my forums so that ended the conversation.
You'd better start deleting some posts, man ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 2:08 pm
You'd better start deleting some posts, man ;D
No,I think I'll keep them,Thank You. ;D
What are the odds for her becoming a member on here,slim to none.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 2:12 pm
I really don't see her ever quite recovering from the shock of reading this if she ever did :o
Most likely,she'll complain to Her Mother and Father,Her Friends and Her 2 sisters.After that If it ever had happened then I would be told to never come back to the house and to never talk or see their daughter.That's my possible scenario right there.I hope it never happens.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 2:14 pm
I really don't see her ever quite recovering from the shock of reading this if she ever did :o
It would be too embarassing and heartbreaking to even recover from it.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/01/06 at 5:47 pm
Hey there, Crazy Yenta Broad. I have a rather personal question about sex *gasp*, and I wanted to know if I could ask you in a PM message. Would that be okay?
Orrrrrrr if someone else is up to the challenge, I'll ask them. But it can't be Uncle Mike or Wayne because they're like family to me! lol
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 6:28 pm
Hey there, Crazy Yenta Broad. I have a rather personal question about sex *gasp*, and I wanted to know if I could ask you in a PM message. Would that be okay?
Orrrrrrr if someone else is up to the challenge, I'll ask them. But it can't be Uncle Mike or Wayne because they're like family to me! lol
ask away
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/01/06 at 6:33 pm
Hey there, Crazy Yenta Broad. I have a rather personal question about sex *gasp*, and I wanted to know if I could ask you in a PM message. Would that be okay?
Orrrrrrr if someone else is up to the challenge, I'll ask them. But it can't be Uncle Mike or Wayne because they're like family to me! lol
You can PM me if you want. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/01/06 at 8:45 pm
Hey there, Crazy Yenta Broad. I have a rather personal question about sex *gasp*, and I wanted to know if I could ask you in a PM message. Would that be okay?
Orrrrrrr if someone else is up to the challenge, I'll ask them. But it can't be Uncle Mike or Wayne because they're like family to me! lol
You can just PM her, she's nuts like that :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/02/06 at 1:13 am
Hey there, Crazy Yenta Broad. I have a rather personal question about sex *gasp*, and I wanted to know if I could ask you in a PM message. Would that be okay?
Orrrrrrr if someone else is up to the challenge, I'll ask them. But it can't be Uncle Mike or Wayne because they're like family to me! lol
that's ok, my young sexually inquisitve niece. I understand although I am a total pimp ;D you better go ask one of your big sisters here on the board. When you get to be about 22, then you can ask me anything.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/02/06 at 1:28 am
You can PM me if you want. :)
Hey Sister, I jusy PMed ya.
that's ok, my young sexually inquisitve niece. I understand although I am a total pimp ;D you better go ask one of your big sisters here on the board. When you get to be about 22, then you can ask me anything.
LOL You're too cool.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/02/06 at 1:30 am
Hey Sister, I jusy PMed ya.
LOL You're too cool.
thanks, I'd say the same about you, but you already know it ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/02/06 at 6:36 am
Where's the best place to have foreplay,the couch or the bed? ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/02/06 at 11:42 am
Where's the best place to have foreplay,the couch or the bed? ;)
Wherever she wants to.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/02/06 at 11:51 am
Where's the best place to have foreplay,the couch or the bed? ;)
on a shag rug, in front of the fireplace with a nice warm fire going. If you don't have a fireplace Howard, the couch is cool, but there's more room on the bed. at least that's what I hear 8)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/02/06 at 12:28 pm
on a shag rug, in front of the fireplace with a nice warm fire going. If you don't have a fireplace Howard, the couch is cool, but there's more room on the bed. at least that's what I hear 8)
Shag rug? Gee Mike, is it still 1978 in your house? Shag is out, dude....unless you're talking about the activity. ;)
I agree that the bed gives you more room to groove.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/02/06 at 2:20 pm
Shag rug? Gee Mike, is it still 1978 in your house? Shag is out, dude....unless you're talking about the activity. ;)
I agree that the bed gives you more room to groove.
please note bold lettering which is code for activity ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/02/06 at 2:21 pm
please note bold lettering which is code for activity ;D
So that's how that carpeting got its name.......
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/02/06 at 2:33 pm
So that's how that carpeting got its name.......
yeah, we may have stumbled upon a bit of sexual history there.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/02/06 at 8:34 pm
on a shag rug, in front of the fireplace with a nice warm fire going. If you don't have a fireplace Howard, the couch is cool, but there's more room on the bed. at least that's what I hear 8)
Beware of carpet burn, or if it's on hardwood floors, splinters.
;D
You also might want to put the cats and dogs in another room with a closed door, they sure get nosy. :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/03/06 at 6:54 am
Wherever she wants to.
It's the woman's perogative.Let her make the decisions. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/03/06 at 6:59 am
on a shag rug, in front of the fireplace with a nice warm fire going. If you don't have a fireplace Howard, the couch is cool, but there's more room on the bed. at least that's what I hear 8)
Badfinger,I don't have a shag rug but I do have an inflatable bed if she wants to lay on it.I don't have either or, But I do have a vent for warmth. ;D
My house is so old that I have a Westinghouse Air Conditioner in my bedroom and Our family have been living in this house for well over 33 years,that's how old it is.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/03/06 at 7:02 am
Shag rug? Gee Mike, is it still 1978 in your house? Shag is out, dude....unless you're talking about the activity. ;)
I agree that the bed gives you more room to groove.
I hate her couch.I'm always sinking right through it.The best time that I've had was that one time she took me up to her bedroom cause the couch was so uncomfortable and we fooled around but with the door open,of course.I don't want her parents to have any suspicions whatsoever.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/03/06 at 7:06 am
Beware of carpet burn, or if it's on hardwood floors, splinters.
;D
You also might want to put the cats and dogs in another room with a closed door, they sure get nosy. :D
Where would Her And I put the Parents?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/03/06 at 7:06 am
Make sure you get some knee pads.
Or KY Jelly. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/03/06 at 12:39 pm
Crazy Yenta Broad: I already asked Sister Morphine about my question, but the next time I need help, I'll ask you :)
Sister Morphine: Thanks for the help! It worked! *dances around*
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/03/06 at 4:35 pm
^ Lucky....
http://www.funtalking.com/images/wallpaper_napoleoncouch.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: velvetoneo on 09/03/06 at 5:25 pm
Where would Her And I put the Parents?
In the oven.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/04/06 at 1:52 am
Sister Morphine: Thanks for the help! It worked! *dances around*
Super!! :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/04/06 at 1:53 am
Or KY Jelly. ;)
That's not going to prevent rug burn.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/04/06 at 3:45 am
Is it true that the head nurses at hospitals wear knee pads?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/04/06 at 4:04 am
Is it true that the head nurses at hospitals wear knee pads?
Yup. They can't work with aching knees.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 7:27 am
In the oven.
Besides the oven,I would tell them to just leave the house for the day and just do something with themselves.That way,Her And I could get privacy. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 7:28 am
That's not going to prevent rug burn.
It'll prevent the other kind of burn from another kind of rug and it's not from the floor. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 09/04/06 at 11:14 am
Besides the oven,I would tell them to just leave the house for the day and just do something with themselves.That way,Her And I could get privacy. ;)
i'll do something sweet with them.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/04/06 at 11:42 am
It'll prevent the other kind of burn from another kind of rug and it's not from the floor. ;)
KY Jelly doesn't prevent friction burns from pubic hair.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tanya1976 on 09/05/06 at 4:19 am
It'll prevent the other kind of burn from another kind of rug and it's not from the floor. ;)
hahaha no it doesn't!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 7:02 am
i'll do something sweet with them.
Just get them out of the house,please! >:( ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 7:02 am
KY Jelly doesn't prevent friction burns from pubic hair.
Aw,Now how'd you know what I was thinking of? ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 7:03 am
hahaha no it doesn't!!!
How do you know that? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/05/06 at 3:07 pm
Aw,Now how'd you know what I was thinking of? ;)
I'm savvy like that.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 3:24 pm
I'm savvy like that.
That's why Robin knows I have sex on the brain ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/05/06 at 5:06 pm
It'll prevent the other kind of burn from another kind of rug and it's not from the floor. ;)
mind she doesn't get a shag tat - mind you she's hardly likely to judging by the state of play with you 2! ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 3:57 pm
mind she doesn't get a shag tat - mind you she's hardly likely to judging by the state of play with you 2! ::)
What's a shag tat?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 09/06/06 at 7:04 pm
mind she doesn't get a shag tat - mind you she's hardly likely to judging by the state of play with you 2! ::)
and the official award for the most british sentence to ever appear on inthe00s goes to... ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/06/06 at 7:26 pm
What's a shag tat?
My guess would be rug burn.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/06 at 2:27 am
Is it true that the angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the tilt of the kilt?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/07/06 at 2:51 am
Is it true that the angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the tilt of the kilt?
Yes. There have been numerous scientific studies on this.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/06 at 3:01 am
Yes. There have been numerous scientific studies on this.
Yes, and scientific studies have also shown that the angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the mass of the ass.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/07/06 at 3:14 am
Yes, and scientific studies have also shown that the angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the mass of the ass.
I see you're familiar with these scientific studies. I like a learned man.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/06 at 3:21 am
I see you're familiar with these scientific studies. I like a learned man.
I approach this study like the title of Cal Ripken Jrs book "The Only Way I Know"
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/07/06 at 4:35 am
and the official award for the most british sentence to ever appear on inthe00s goes to... ;D
Northern dialect Slang 'tat' (derived from 'tatty' hair meaning uncombed and in knots)
Now depending on the voracity and urgency of the sess - also assuming the woman is lying in the supine position - their carnal actions would provide sufficient wayward rubbing and friction to the back of the head which would will result in a shag tat...er NO I haven't had one! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/07/06 at 2:16 pm
Northern dialect Slang 'tat' (derived from 'tatty' hair meaning uncombed and in knots)
Now depending on the voracity and urgency of the sess - also assuming the woman is lying in the supine position - their carnal actions would provide sufficient wayward rubbing and friction to the back of the head which would will result in a shag tat...er NO I haven't had one! ;D
A tit for tat I always say. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/07/06 at 2:17 pm
My guess would be rug burn.
That must hurt. :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 6:32 am
I was considering getting an AIDS test and telling that to Robin last night but she thought I was crazy about wanting one even though I'm a virgin,never had sex before and was thinking about it.I told her that I've never had sex before but It's good to get one just in case We have that special moment.What are your thoughts about this? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 09/25/06 at 8:00 am
I was considering getting an AIDS test and telling that to Robin last night but she thought I was crazy about wanting one even though I'm a virgin,never had sex before and was thinking about it.I told her that I've never had sex before but It's good to get one just in case We have that special moment.What are your thoughts about this? ???
Well.. it's a mood killer, that's for sure.
You've worked in a hospital how long? Do you ever come in to close contact with patients?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: karen on 09/25/06 at 8:53 am
I was considering getting an AIDS test and telling that to Robin last night but she thought I was crazy about wanting one even though I'm a virgin,never had sex before and was thinking about it.I told her that I've never had sex before but It's good to get one just in case We have that special moment.What are your thoughts about this? ???
That its a waste of time unless you are at risk. And from what I know of you I wouldn't say that you were at risk
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 2:44 pm
Well.. it's a mood killer, that's for sure.
You've worked in a hospital how long? Do you ever come in to close contact with patients?
Well I've worked in plenty of hospitals,volunteering but this one for almost 2 years now and no I've never been in contact with patients at all whatsoever so I have nothing to worry about.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 2:48 pm
That its a waste of time unless you are at risk. And from what I know of you I wouldn't say that you were at risk
So you're saying that getting an AIDS test is a waste of time? So should I get one or not cause I've been telling Robin the truth that I've never had sex before but what I've known about Robin was that she told me in the past,In 2002 and 2003 before she met me,she dated guys from Jdate 2 weeks at a time but who the hell knows if she came in contact with them having sex so she might be lying,Maybe she should be getting an AIDS test,What do you guys think? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 09/25/06 at 2:50 pm
So you're saying that getting an AIDS test is a waste of time? So should I get one or not cause I've been telling Robin the truth that I've never had sex before but what I've known about Robin was that she told me in the past,In 2002 and 2003 before she met me,she dated guys from Jdate 2 weeks at a time but who the hell knows if she came in contact with them having sex so she might be lying,Maybe she should be getting an AIDS test,What do you guys think? ???
I think maybe you're being a bit paranoid Howard.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 2:54 pm
I think maybe you're being a bit paranoid Howard.
No I'm not being paranoid.Sometimes women can lie about their dating lifestyle,that happens when you've had a past mate.Maybe she did have sex and she's afraid of telling me.Women can be very tricky.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/25/06 at 8:21 pm
You're being paranoid. If you've never had sex.....and she's never had sex....the chances of you contracting AIDS when you do have sex are practically zero. You are not at risk for contracting AIDS unless you've had tainted blood come in contact with an open wound on your body, you've had sex with someone who is infected, you're an IV drug user or you've had a blood transfusion that was tainted. Does any of that apply to you? Probably not. So yes, you're being paranoid. Why get an AIDS test if you've never had sex? That makes no sense to me. You haven't been exposed to it.....so there's no way you can test positive. Unless of course you're one of those weirdos who think you can get AIDS from public bathrooms.
If you think she's a lying sack of crap who won't tell you the truth....confront her about it. If you still think she's a lying sack of crap, dump her and move on. Seriously, this broad is more trouble than she's worth. If I knew her in real life, I'd smack her upside the head for being such a high-maintenance jackass.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: DJ Midas on 09/25/06 at 8:46 pm
No I'm not being paranoid.Sometimes women can lie about their dating lifestyle,that happens when you've had a past mate.Maybe she did have sex and she's afraid of telling me.Women can be very tricky.
Howard, if you've never had sex with someone else nor any of the other instances happen to you, there's no need for the test.
I can't speak for Robin, but in all honesty if you're looking only to get laid she isn't the one for you. If you are looking to have a meaningful relationship (which doesn't equate to but could lead to sex) with her, it sounds like you (sand possibly Robin) need to overcome some issues of trust.
And if you do get to score, wrap it up. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 10:28 pm
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Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 10:31 pm
Howard, if you've never had sex with someone else nor any of the other instances happen to you, there's no need for the test.
I can't speak for Robin, but in all honesty if you're looking only to get laid she isn't the one for you. If you are looking to have a meaningful relationship (which doesn't equate to but could lead to sex) with her, it sounds like you (sand possibly Robin) need to overcome some issues of trust.
And if you do get to score, wrap it up. ;)
My mind goes crazy so that's why I don't make sense of what I'm talking about sometimes.Sex is a beautiful thing and it's something to be cherished for a long time to come.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: deadrockstar on 10/03/06 at 3:30 am
Wow. Can't believe I missed this thread! :o
Jessica, is it always pretty much a done deal that if you're a guy and its your first time you're going to orgasm very quickly, in like, 30 seconds? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: deadrockstar on 10/03/06 at 4:22 am
What songs do you recommend while making love?
Feel Like Makin' Love by Bad Company?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/03/06 at 4:24 am
Wow. Can't believe I missed this thread! :o
Jessica, is it always pretty much a done deal that if you're a guy and its your first time you're going to orgasm very quickly, in like, 30 seconds? ;D
I'll go ahead and take a stab at this.....no, not always. If you have a wank before you get at it, it can help you last a little longer.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 10/03/06 at 7:16 am
...is it always pretty much a done deal that if you're a guy and its your first time you're going to orgasm very quickly, in like, 30 seconds? ;D
Blimey!
That long? :-\\
Does that time also include foreplay? ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 10/03/06 at 12:39 pm
Feel Like Makin' Love by Bad Company?
Sexual Healing
Let's Get It On
both by Marvin Gaye
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/04/06 at 3:54 am
Wow. Can't believe I missed this thread! :o
Jessica, is it always pretty much a done deal that if you're a guy and its your first time you're going to orgasm very quickly, in like, 30 seconds? ;D
Dude, try to have The Rain Song playing as mood music, it's 7min 39 secs. that outta be enough for your first time. 8)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Jimmy_doubleneck.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/04/06 at 3:55 am
Dude, try to have The Rain Song playing as mood music, it's 7min 39 secs. that outta be enough for your first time. 8)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Jimmy_doubleneck.jpg
Aww hell no. Go for Tea For One. That's the sexier song to get busy to.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/04/06 at 3:58 am
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Written By: Howard on 10/04/06 at 3:57 pm
it's all good stuff. and frankly my dear, I'm sure he won't care ;) Both would be great.
*but my 1st choice would be The Rain Song, it's a beautiful love ballad, starts out so tender and then it starts to get intense, and then builds up to the amazing crescendo towards the end, and then ends in a final loving embrace with the delicate guitar ending. yeah, that's my choice.
My second choice would be either Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On or Sexual Healing.Those are 2 songs to REALLY get busy to. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/04/06 at 3:58 pm
My second choice would be either Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On or Sexual Healing.Those are 2 songs to REALLY get busy to. ;)
You haven't done it, so how would you know? I know quite a few people who when asked wouldn't choose those songs because they're too cliched.
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Written By: Howard on 10/04/06 at 4:01 pm
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Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/04/06 at 4:06 pm
What I'm saying is when the time comes those are the songs to get busy to but why are they cliched? ???
Because everyone always picks them. Cliched means "overused".
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 10/04/06 at 4:16 pm
here's a couple of good sex tunes imo.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i7STWHZEFsI
(although don't look! or else you'll see the drummer and lose the mood...)
and of course...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_UcROrHEbns
hotness! although in this instance the male vocalist is AWFUL. but that just makes terri nunn sound that much better.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 10/04/06 at 4:17 pm
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Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/04/06 at 4:20 pm
I thought it was because they contained sexual suggestions.
You didn't know what cliched meant? Most songs people pick to have sex to, have some kind of sexual undertone. Sometimes it's overt, sometimes it's not.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 10/04/06 at 4:27 pm
howard, sister morphine speaks the truth. barry white et al. were probably good sex songs 30 years ago, but nowadays, probably not so much. unless you're workin' a rural east european woman who's never seen a transistor radio. and they tend to be more impressed by MREs and bars of soap than sultry music.
remember in "fast times at ridgmont high" when what's his neck suggests using Led Zeppelin IV for seduction purposes? and then later they play the album and it's Led Zeppelin II? or something like that? refresh my memory somebody.
anyway, i bet music to make love to would make a good standalone thread. in fact, hang on, even though i don't have time.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 10/04/06 at 6:12 pm
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/05/06 at 1:15 am
Thanks for the info! ;D
don't believe that, not before, especially if there's little doubt you're gettin some. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 10/06/06 at 5:35 am
Jessica, is it always pretty much a done deal that if you're a guy and its your first time you're going to orgasm very quickly, in like, 30 seconds? ;D
Not at all mate.
I think my first time I lasted quite a while. Longer than she did so to speak.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 10/06/06 at 7:33 am
Feels like the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst time...feels like the VERY first tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!! :D
Rock on 8)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 4:01 pm
How would you comfort a girl about getting naked in front of her for the first time when she's never done it before,Maybe Robin is a little intimidated but I'd like to reassure her that everything will be ok cause she's with me and I know that I'll never laugh at any girl's body cause it's something that's serious and I don't discriminate at all whether it's color,creed,religion,shape,size or anything else of that matter.I'll love her no matter what. :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/09/06 at 4:54 pm
How would you comfort a girl about getting naked in front of her for the first time when she's never done it before,Maybe Robin is a little intimidated but I'd like to reassure her that everything will be ok cause she's with me and I know that I'll never laugh at any girl's body cause it's something that's serious and I don't discriminate at all whether it's color,creed,religion,shape,size or anything else of that matter.I'll love her no matter what. :)
Don't push her. It sounds like you're pushing her.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 10/09/06 at 5:57 pm
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Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 6:52 pm
You gotta push em Beth.. down the stairs occasionally. It's the only way they learn.
Butt naked ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/30/06 at 5:29 pm
Yes, I', veviving this thread.
I'm in a situation. Well, not yet, but I will be.
In case no one knew, I was cellibate for the last 11 months before I met my wonderful now-boyfriend, Matt (I still would have been a virgin if it weren't for this asshole coaxing me into it October of last year). That stupid guy and Matt are the only people I've had sex with (god... this is kinda weird to talk about), and Matt's the only guy I've had a sexual relationship with.
Well, I was talking to a friend today who told be he was trying out the celibacy thing again, which got me to thinking... I can live without sex. It's not a big deal to me. And now I want to be celibate again. The problem is, I haven't told Matt yet, AND I don't know what he would do if I did tell him. NO, he's not the kind of guy would would dump me if I didn't put out, but sex IS a part of our relationsship.
Er... what should I do?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 11/30/06 at 5:35 pm
Yes, I', veviving this thread.
I'm in a situation. Well, not yet, but I will be.
In case no one knew, I was cellibate for the last 11 months before I met my wonderful now-boyfriend, Matt (I still would have been a virgin if it weren't for this asshole coaxing me into it October of last year). That stupid guy and Matt are the only people I've had sex with (god... this is kinda weird to talk about), and Matt's the only guy I've had a sexual relationship with.
Well, I was talking to a friend today who told be he was trying out the celibacy thing again, which got me to thinking... I can live without sex. It's not a big deal to me. And now I want to be celibate again. The problem is, I haven't told Matt yet, AND I don't know what he would do if I did tell him. NO, he's not the kind of guy would would dump me if I didn't put out, but sex IS a part of our relationsship.
Er... what should I do?
Why exactly do you want to be celibate? I don't get it.. why stop doing something enjoyable? That's like saying.. "I'm gonna stop smoking." 'Why, because it's unhealthy?' "No." 'Because it's expensive?' "No." 'So why?' "Just.. to stop."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/30/06 at 5:40 pm
Why exactly do you want to be celibate? I don't get it.. why stop doing something enjoyable? That's like saying.. "I'm gonna stop smoking." 'Why, because it's unhealthy?' "No." 'Because it's expensive?' "No." 'So why?' "Just.. to stop."
I actually have lots of reasons. But first of all, it's not very enjoyable to me. He doesn't exactly know that, but it's true.
Also, I find it hard to agree to have sex while I'm sober. How sad is that? Quite sad, but it is true. But if I've had a few drinks or if I smoke a little (yeah, I smoke...), then I'm like, "Woo, let's do this!" And that's not me at all.
If I ever remind myself that I'm in a serious relationship AND I'm having sex (I'm really introverted), I shake my head and think, "That is seriously not me. I'm a whole other person now."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 11/30/06 at 5:44 pm
I actually have lots of reasons. But first of all, it's not very enjoyable to me. He doesn't exactly know that, but it's true.
Also, I find it hard to agree to have sex while I'm sober. How sad is that? Quite sad, but it is true. But if I've had a few drinks or if I smoke a little (yeah, I smoke...), then I'm like, "Woo, let's do this!" And that's not me at all.
If I ever remind myself that I'm in a serious relationship AND I'm having sex (I'm really introverted), I shake my head and think, "That is seriously not me. I'm a whole other person now."
Oh right.
Then I don't suppose I should really voice an opinion. I don't know the circumstances all that well.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/30/06 at 5:50 pm
I actually have lots of reasons. But first of all, it's not very enjoyable to me. He doesn't exactly know that, but it's true.
Also, I find it hard to agree to have sex while I'm sober. How sad is that? Quite sad, but it is true. But if I've had a few drinks or if I smoke a little (yeah, I smoke...), then I'm like, "Woo, let's do this!" And that's not me at all.
If I ever remind myself that I'm in a serious relationship AND I'm having sex (I'm really introverted), I shake my head and think, "That is seriously not me. I'm a whole other person now."
Hi Ashley. My name is Ashley too - I don't think we've ever really talked, but I guess there's no time like the present. :D
If you are in a committed and trusting relationship, especially a sexual relationship, you should be able to talk about this stuff with Matt. If he really cares about you, he will understand, or at least try to. But you should NEVER have sex if you don't want to. It's an entirely personal choice - don't let him or anyone else pressure you if it isn't what you want. If it's a question of it not being enjoyable for you, I suggest you talk to him about that too. I'm sure he wants you to enjoy it as much as he does, and if he knows you aren't, he should make the effort to make sure you do. Lastly, when you're just starting out, it's hard to know what feels right or good. It's important to have a partner that is open minded enough to be willing to explore different avenues with you. But again, if you just don't want to, then don't. Plain and simple.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/30/06 at 7:42 pm
had a former softball teammate and friend and fellow church member who had 3 daughters, and the first 2 got married, and the 3rd and him and her made a celibacy agreement for her not to engage in sex until she got married and he gives her this celibacy ring. I've never heard of such a thing, but it sounds like a chastity belt and so that's them,. they can do whatever the fk they want, but the kicker is on the glorious wedding day, before they bride and groom exchange rings, dad comes up and daughter lovingly gives him back his ring & I'm dying, thinking she's basically telling him, daddy, I kept my vow, and here's your bloody ring back because tonight I'm gonna ride my new hubby like a friggin carousel pony :o
nicki_morrissey *** I got a ring I'm gonna send you. ;D
seriously, you know I support you in whatever decisions in your life that you feel you need to make. U.M.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/30/06 at 7:51 pm
Perhaps I should throw out a few notes, here.
Speaking as a person who enjoys a sexual relationship with my significant other-
It is a proven fact that sex is necessary for maintaining a healthy relationship.
For most men, sex is needed, in order for them to open themselves up enough to express their feelings, and explore the romance.
Just as for most women, romance is needed for them to open up more to the idea of sex.
That being said- neither women nor men should ever be pressured into putting out.
All too often, there have been stories of women who get turned off to sex, because some drunken ass wouldn't accept the fact that "no means no".
They are usually either pressured/coaxed/forced into it, and they get scared to try it again, because they weren't given the time, the right circumstances and the feelings of security needed for the 1st time to be pleasurable.
In a way, I can relate. I lost mine, by way of a girl's last fling prior to her marriage.
She was the very first one who did several things to me, including oral sex.
I was paranoid of oral sex for years, because the way this one did it left a permanent scar on me, which is visible to this day!
When I found someone who was willing to be patient with me, and also knew what they were doing, then the sexual experience was far more enjoyable.
I'm sorry, but alcohol isn't condusive to good sex...in fact, it's proven that men who are drunk cannot maintain an erection very well. Women- most sexual predators find drunk women the best targets...they are usually too intoxicated and unco-ordinated to put up much of a defense, until it's already done.
It's also unfortunate, because these same predators are the ones who will claim that the victims "led them on", or that "it was a mutual thing". Unfortunate, but it does happen.
In order for sex to be enjoyable, you have to feel comfortable with your surroundings, your own emotional standing, and your partner. If you have trust issues, you'll never be able to really enjoy intimacy. If you have been a victim of peer pressure or a rape, it's even harder to regain trust. Some people never do.
Finally, women have to understand that they are not the only ones who have been victimized. Some men suffer this too, but most of them who have don't talk about it, because they aren't generally believed.
Ask me how I know this.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/30/06 at 8:09 pm
before they bride and groom exchange rings, dad comes up and daughter lovingly gives him back his ring & I'm dying, thinking she's basically telling him, daddy, I kept my vow, and here's your bloody ring back because tonight I'm gonna ride my new hubby like a friggin carousel pony :o
This is the single funniest thing you've ever said on this website. Bravo.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/30/06 at 8:15 pm
This is the single funniest thing you've ever said on this website. Bravo.
why thank you my dear. the imagery that is still in my mind from that event cracks me up too. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/01/06 at 1:04 am
what's better; orgasm or the seconds right before orgasm?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 12/01/06 at 6:16 am
what's better; orgasm or the seconds right before orgasm?
or the part where you go to sleep?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/01/06 at 6:18 am
or the part where you go to sleep?
Nobody has an orgasm during sleep. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 12/01/06 at 7:10 am
Nobody has an orgasm during sleep. ::)
ever hear of a nocturnal emission?
but that's not even what i meant.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: karen on 12/01/06 at 7:11 am
or the part where you go to sleep?
You mean two seconds after the orgasm?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/01/06 at 9:27 am
Nobody has an orgasm during sleep. ::)
Yes they do.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 12/01/06 at 9:34 am
Yes, I', veviving this thread.
I'm in a situation. Well, not yet, but I will be.
In case no one knew, I was cellibate for the last 11 months before I met my wonderful now-boyfriend, Matt (I still would have been a virgin if it weren't for this asshole coaxing me into it October of last year). That stupid guy and Matt are the only people I've had sex with (god... this is kinda weird to talk about), and Matt's the only guy I've had a sexual relationship with.
Well, I was talking to a friend today who told be he was trying out the celibacy thing again, which got me to thinking... I can live without sex. It's not a big deal to me. And now I want to be celibate again. The problem is, I haven't told Matt yet, AND I don't know what he would do if I did tell him. NO, he's not the kind of guy would would dump me if I didn't put out, but sex IS a part of our relationsship.
Er... what should I do?
Ash and Hawk pretty much covered what I was going to say. If you don't feel comfortable with it and/or have to get drunk to have sex, then it's not good.
If your boyfriend is the understanding guy that you say he is, I think it's best that you talk to him about your feelings on sex.
Out of curiosity, did something happen to you to traumatize you with the whole sex act? It's none of my business and you can tell me as such. PM me about it though if you want to talk.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/01/06 at 12:26 pm
Welps, I talked to him about it on the phone last night. He didn't sound too happy. He said that he didn't understand why someone would deprive themself of a good thing (kind of like what Davey said), and that he respects the decisions I make, even though he doesn't understand them.
Well, I'm sad that he doesn't understand.
And no, Jessica, I don't think I've been in any sexual situation that's scarred me or anything. Just seeing all those girls in my class freshman year... they were all knocked up. I've known them since, like, elementary school. So in my head: sex=bad=baby=really bad.
Another thing is that I tend to follow whatever Morrissey's doing. I know that sounds horrible, but it's true. He's a vegetarian. I tried it out fr 5 months. He's in PETA, so I joined. I even went to Wal Mart with my ex Lucas a few years ago and put some stickers saying "Boycott IAMS dog food because somethingsommething" on bags of IAMS dog food. More importantly, Morrissey is celibate, so I felt like I had to be too. And I was. everything that he thought about sex (it's replusive, unnecessary if you don't want kids, blah blah blah), I thought too. And it just stuck with me.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/01/06 at 2:41 pm
Welps, I talked to him about it on the phone last night. He didn't sound too happy. He said that he didn't understand why someone would deprive themself of a good thing (kind of like what Davey said), and that he respects the decisions I make, even though he doesn't understand them.
Well, I'm sad that he doesn't understand.
And no, Jessica, I don't think I've been in any sexual situation that's scarred me or anything. Just seeing all those girls in my class freshman year... they were all knocked up. I've known them since, like, elementary school. So in my head: sex=bad=baby=really bad.
Another thing is that I tend to follow whatever Morrissey's doing. I know that sounds horrible, but it's true. He's a vegetarian. I tried it out fr 5 months. He's in PETA, so I joined. I even went to Wal Mart with my ex Lucas a few years ago and put some stickers saying "Boycott IAMS dog food because somethingsommething" on bags of IAMS dog food. More importantly, Morrissey is celibate, so I felt like I had to be too. And I was. everything that he thought about sex (it's replusive, unnecessary if you don't want kids, blah blah blah), I thought too. And it just stuck with me.
Just make sure that this something that YOU want and not what Morrissey wants. Like what other people had said, it is your decision whether to engage or not to engage in sex. I think your boyfriend's reaction was natural. But you do have to understand that even though he is respecting your decision, he may take it personally. He may think that there was something that he did to turn you off to sex totally. You may want to keep reinsuring him that it is not him but you.
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/01/06 at 2:44 pm
ever hear of a nocturnal emission?
but that's not even what i meant.
Yes I've had plenty of nocturnal emmissions during my day. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 12/01/06 at 2:54 pm
Yes I've had plenty of nocturnal emmissions during my day. ;)
Not farts Howard.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/01/06 at 4:04 pm
Not farts Howard.
I wasn't talking about farts,you idiot. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 12/01/06 at 5:09 pm
I wasn't talking about farts,you idiot. ::)
Well I was you big stoopid.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/02/06 at 6:36 am
Well I was you big stoopid.
I don't fart in my sleep.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 12/02/06 at 7:51 am
oh, guess i was wrong. sorry davey.
and how do you know you don't fart in your sleep? you're asleep, you wouldn't notice.
something's happened to this thread. it's become... evil.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/06 at 9:25 pm
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiBiQ3JFzCsAL7KjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=125u0u7f2/EXP=1165202658/**http%3a//evula.org/dragoon/pics/short.threesome.jpg
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Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/02/06 at 9:28 pm
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiBiQ3JFzCsAL7KjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=125u0u7f2/EXP=1165202658/**http%3a//evula.org/dragoon/pics/short.threesome.jpg
HAHAHAHA!!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/06 at 9:31 pm
I cracked up too, when I saw that ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/02/06 at 9:39 pm
http://www.sex-shop.com.fr/images/base.jpg
Anybody want anything from the Sex Shop? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/06 at 9:41 pm
http://www.sex-shop.com.fr/images/base.jpg
Anybody want anything from the Sex Shop? ;D
got everything i need, thanks anyway Howard
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/02/06 at 9:45 pm
got everything i need, thanks anyway Howard
Doesn't the woman in the picture tantalizing you?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/06 at 9:45 pm
Doesn't the woman in the picture tantalizing you?
;D no ;D she looks like she's tantalizing herself though
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/02/06 at 9:46 pm
;D no ;D she looks like she's tantalizing herself though
Anything you need for your wife?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/02/06 at 9:48 pm
Anything you need for your wife?
are you getting a commision from this porn toy company if you push it's stuff? , either way, let me ask her.... hold on Howard.... I can't believe I'm asking you this, but she says what would you recommend and don't offer that penis shaped torture chair ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 12/02/06 at 10:12 pm
are you getting a commision from this porn toy company if you push it's stuff? , either way, let me ask her.... hold on Howard.... I can't believe I'm asking you this, but she says what would you recommend and don't offer that penis shaped torture chair ;D
oo! how about that chair with the seat cut out so you can beat on someboy's package with a knotted rope a la "casino royale"?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/02/06 at 10:23 pm
http://www.sex-shop.com.fr/images/base.jpg
Anybody want anything from the Sex Shop? ;D
That's borderline porn.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/02/06 at 10:42 pm
http://www.sex-shop.com.fr/images/base.jpg
Anybody want anything from the Sex Shop? ;D
howard, that is SO cheesy! ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/06 at 4:05 am
http://www.sex-shop.com.fr/images/base.jpg
Anybody want anything from the Sex Shop? ;D
Is this the number one item on Your Favourites?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 12/03/06 at 5:36 am
I don't fart in my sleep.
I've been told that I do.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/06 at 5:52 am
OK, people...what the snap did I miss, here?
I'm out of it for the weekend, and the next thing I know, Howard is the Richard Dawson of the porn industry??
When did the reality train switch stations, and where was I when it happened?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 6:45 am
oh, guess i was wrong. sorry davey.
and how do you know you don't fart in your sleep? you're asleep, you wouldn't notice.
something's happened to this thread. it's become... evil.
When I wake up,I'll smell my bedsheets. :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 12/03/06 at 6:47 am
When I wake up,I'll smell my bedsheets. :P
*downing 2 shots of Ouzo*
Dude! That is soooooooooo wrong!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 6:47 am
are you getting a commision from this porn toy company if you push it's stuff? , either way, let me ask her.... hold on Howard.... I can't believe I'm asking you this, but she says what would you recommend and don't offer that penis shaped torture chair ;D
It's not a torture chair,It's an excersize machine. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 6:48 am
Is this the number one item on Your Favourites?
No It isn't.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 6:49 am
*downing 2 shots of Ouzo*
Dude! That is soooooooooo wrong!
Why is it so wrong? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 12/03/06 at 12:29 pm
When I wake up,I'll smell my bedsheets. :P
This is almost cause for me to lock the topic. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. :P
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/06 at 12:30 pm
This is almost cause for me to lock the topic. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. :P
Locking this thread could be the best thing to happen!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 12/03/06 at 12:35 pm
Locking this thread could be the best thing to happen!
And it shall be done.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 4:58 pm
The thread is back like a herpes sore. Enjoy!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 5:00 pm
Can you recommend any good personal lubricants?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/28/07 at 5:03 pm
You just made me a very happy woman :)
I would like you to explain me why are americans so weirded by sex?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/28/07 at 5:05 pm
You just made me a very happy woman :)
I would like you to explain me why are americans so weirded by sex?
Americans LOVE sex! American porn is the roxxorz!111!1111111!!!11!1
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 03/28/07 at 5:06 pm
Americans LOVE sex!
True! Just ask Howard...
(...after he's finished sniffing his bedsheets, of course!)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 5:08 pm
Can you recommend any good personal lubricants?
Usually bodily secretions are the best lubrication. If not, any type of water based lubricant is good. They don't irritate the delicate tissue as much as oil based ones.
You just made me a very happy woman :)
I would like you to explain me why are americans so weirded by sex?
I'm not sure. I have never had a problem with sex or nudity, but I guess I'm rare in this country. It could be personal values or church values or the old saw, "Sex and nudity are bad".
The conservative government has a lot to do with it too.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 5:08 pm
(...after he's finished sniffing his bedsheets, of course!)
You know, I WAS about to eat dinner.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/28/07 at 5:09 pm
You just made me a very happy woman :)
I would like you to explain me why are americans so weirded by sex?
probably because deep down we all know the pentagon invented AIDS.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Paul on 03/28/07 at 5:11 pm
You know, I WAS about to eat dinner.
Ta-daaah!
...and now you'll never get that image out of your head!
(Actually, I'm having a difficult time getting it out of mine! (Swallows bleach))
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 9:33 pm
True! Just ask Howard...
(...after he's finished sniffing his bedsheets, of course!)
Ha! ;D Now that's funny!
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/28/07 at 9:35 pm
Could you recommend KY Warming Sensations for body massage? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/28/07 at 9:37 pm
Could you recommend KY Warming Sensations for body massage? ???
I COULD recommend it, but the question is, WOULD I? :D :D
Crap, I pulled a Nally.
Anyway...the massage isn't about what kinds of oils or lotions you use, but how much passion you put into it :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/28/07 at 9:42 pm
I COULD recommend it, but the question is, WOULD I? :D :D
Crap, I pulled a Nally.
God, why did you do that?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/28/07 at 9:43 pm
God, why did you do that?
Hee hee, I just saw how it read.
It's not like Nally would pull himself...
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 10:41 pm
It's not like Nally would pull himself...
Thanks for the awkward visual. :P
Would you equate bad sex to out of place posts? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 10:44 pm
Thanks for the awkward visual. :P
Would you equate bad sex to out of place posts? ???
Oh, you ass. ;D
Well, bad sex usually involves out of place appendages and holes, so yeah. :o
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 10:49 pm
Oh, you ass. ;D
Well, bad sex usually involves out of place appendages and holes, so yeah. :o
I think I posed a tough question. I mean, probably really bad sex is worse, but then again it's kinda like pizza...even when it's bad, it's still pretty good... :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 10:51 pm
I think I posed a tough question. I mean, probably really bad sex is worse, but then again it's kinda like pizza...even when it's bad, it's still pretty good... :D
Maybe for the man. But a woman had better feel satisfied, even if it's through oral or manual stimulation.
And I just realized I called you an ass. I wonder if that's going to get reported.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 10:53 pm
Maybe for the man. But a woman had better feel satisfied, even if it's through oral or manual stimulation.
And I just realized I called you an ass. I wonder if that's going to get reported.
True, true and dunno. I don't think it was out of place.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/28/07 at 10:54 pm
True, true and dunno. I don't think it was out of place.
The thread or the body part? :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Midas on 03/28/07 at 10:57 pm
The thread or the body part? :D
Dayyyyyyyyum!
Your posth, thilly! :D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 6:08 am
I COULD recommend it, but the question is, WOULD I? :D :D
Crap, I pulled a Nally.
Anyway...the massage isn't about what kinds of oils or lotions you use, but how much passion you put into it :)
I guess the commercials you see with a guy and a girl getting aroused by the KY WS can be deceiving.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 6:09 am
I think I posed a tough question. I mean, probably really bad sex is worse, but then again it's kinda like pizza...even when it's bad, it's still pretty good... :D
Pizza Sex. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 6:10 am
The thread or the body part? :D
definitely The Body Part.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/29/07 at 12:53 pm
I'm bored. Someone ask a question.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/29/07 at 1:01 pm
What is in your opinion, a better form of hormonal birth control; the Pill, the patch or the shot?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/29/07 at 1:14 pm
What is in your opinion, a better form of hormonal birth control; the Pill, the patch or the shot?
I'm traditional. I like the Pill. I haven't experienced any of the side effects that it warns against. I'm not sure I'd trust a patch, even though it has the same structure as the Pill. I would be worried that it would fall off or something or not work proper. My mom's friend got her daughter on the shots because she was a little whore. I assume they worked because she hasn't turned up pregnant yet. And the shot is pretty convenient because you don't have to remember to do it every day.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 2:04 pm
I'm bored. Someone ask a question.
Could I talk about dry humping again or is that a dead issue? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 2:05 pm
Could I talk about dry humping again or is that a dead issue? ;D
more like a dead tissue baby.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 2:32 pm
more like a dead tissue baby.
I was asking Jessica that question! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 2:34 pm
I was asking Jessica that question! >:(
well, i decided to volunteer my opinion! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 2:34 pm
you're welcome! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 2:39 pm
What's a tissue baby? ???
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 2:40 pm
What's a tissue baby? ???
ask meat! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 2:54 pm
ask meat! >:(
Ok,I will! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 3:00 pm
Ok,I will! >:(
ok then! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 3:04 pm
ok then! >:(
Have A Pleasant Day! :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 3:05 pm
Have A Pleasant Day! :)
ok i will! you too! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 3:09 pm
ok i will! you too! >:(
You could stop with the mad smilies now. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 3:11 pm
You could stop with the mad smilies now. ;D
it's like when your mom told ya about what would happen if you kept making your eyes go crosseyed? now my face is stuck this way. >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/29/07 at 3:17 pm
it's like when your mom told ya about what would happen if you kept making your eyes go crosseyed? now my face is stuck this way. >:(
Not My fault! ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/29/07 at 10:29 pm
Not My fault! ::)
is so! >:(
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 03/29/07 at 10:30 pm
Not My fault! ::)
Everything is your fault. That's why your fire hydrant is painted a funny color.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/30/07 at 12:47 am
a guy can be sick, & he can be hurt or injured, and still want to have sex. Is it the same for women?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/30/07 at 12:54 am
a guy can be sick, & he can be hurt or injured, and still want to have sex. Is it the same for women?
For some women, maybe. Me, if I'm not feeling sexy or attractive......in the words of Pink, "it's you and your hand tonight."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/30/07 at 1:00 am
For some women, maybe. Me, if I'm not feeling sexy or attractive......in the words of Pink, "it's you and your hand tonight."
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mUbpgxG2BMAb0SjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsYnVxczg1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2N184OQ--/SIG=12barh4bq/EXP=1175320475/**http%3A//img405.imageshack.us/img405/9035/mrsocko24xj.jpg speaking from a guy's point of view, having my share of sports injuries and all, i know as a guy, we're relentless ;D I know it's different for women, I sure do know, just wanted to see response's. Of course, a woman not feeling sexy or asttractive is a huge challenge, but it's worth a try
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 6:14 am
Everything is your fault. That's why your fire hydrant is painted a funny color.
That's the Chinese neighbor's fault.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 03/30/07 at 8:11 am
That's the Chinese neighbor's fault.
Nah, I spoke with them and they assure me it's your fault.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 2:07 pm
Nah, I spoke with them and they assure me it's your fault.
I wasn't the one who threw a Coors Beer Can on Our Lawn. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/30/07 at 2:09 pm
I wasn't the one who threw a Coors Beer Can on Our Lawn. ::)
that's not what i heard.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 2:10 pm
that's not what i heard.
You can't hear anything,they speak Chinese. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 03/30/07 at 4:23 pm
You can't hear anything,they speak Chinese. ;D
They're mute? I didn't realise the chinese were mute, dang.. I oughta go to China, they'd all have to listen to me because nobody could interrupt.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/30/07 at 10:43 pm
They're mute? I didn't realise the chinese were mute, dang.. I oughta go to China, they'd all have to listen to me because nobody could interrupt.
They come with subtitles.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/30/07 at 11:07 pm
a guy can be sick, & he can be hurt or injured, and still want to have sex. Is it the same for women?
Not for me. There are days when Rice wants some and I hand him a porno in response.
You can't hear anything,they speak Chinese. ;D
Rice translated. It's your fault.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/30/07 at 11:19 pm
Not for me. There are days when Rice wants some and I hand him a porno in response.
where are there other women like you?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/30/07 at 11:45 pm
where are there other women like you?
*raises hand*
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 03/30/07 at 11:58 pm
*raises hand*
So you're saying that if I were to suggest a special hug, you'd provide me with new pornography
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 12:03 am
So you're saying that if I were to suggest a special hug, you'd provide me with new pornography
No, I'm saying if you wanted some and I didn't, I'd tell you to go spend some "special time" by yourself.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 03/31/07 at 12:08 am
the handing of the porn is the part i like. i've actually gotten the, oh, i'm not in the mood tonight but don't you dare take care of yourself. we'll just have no sexual desire here, okay? >:(
grr. so american beauty.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 12:11 am
Hey, if I saw a Playboy laying around or something, I'd hand it to you. Be like, "Here....now get out of my face."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/31/07 at 12:15 am
the handing of the porn is the part i like. i've actually gotten the, oh, i'm not in the mood tonight but don't you dare take care of yourself. we'll just have no sexual desire here, okay? >:(
grr. so american beauty.
That was a good movie.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: La Roche on 03/31/07 at 12:31 am
the handing of the porn is the part i like. i've actually gotten the, oh, i'm not in the mood tonight but don't you dare take care of yourself. we'll just have no sexual desire here, okay? >:(
grr. so american beauty.
Dang man. That's harsh. Did you slap dat biatch like what she did deserve?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/31/07 at 2:23 am
Not for me. There are days when Rice wants some and I hand him a porno in response.
you send him to his mistress at those times
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 6:37 am
They're mute? I didn't realise the chinese were mute, dang.. I oughta go to China, they'd all have to listen to me because nobody could interrupt.
I never said The chinese were mute,They just speak Chinese language.You'd need a translator for that.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 6:40 am
Hey, if I saw a Playboy laying around or something, I'd hand it to you. Be like, "Here....now get out of my face."
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMid0SA5GeZEAlT6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=128ilupl4/EXP=1175427572/**http%3A//wonderclub.com/magazines/playboy/1988/888.jpg
Here's a Playboy I found lying around.I don't know what year this is. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Bobo on 03/31/07 at 6:45 am
On the cover it says August 1988.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 6:46 am
On the cover it says August 1988.
Thanks Bobo.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Jessica on 03/31/07 at 8:19 am
the handing of the porn is the part i like. i've actually gotten the, oh, i'm not in the mood tonight but don't you dare take care of yourself. we'll just have no sexual desire here, okay? >:(
grr. so american beauty.
Why deprive a man of pleasure, even if it's of the left hand? And Rice watching porn and satisfying himself is better than him going out and finding another woman...which is exactly what would happen with that attitude above.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 03/31/07 at 2:48 pm
Why deprive a man of pleasure, even if it's of the left hand? And Rice watching porn and satisfying himself is better than him going out and finding another woman...which is exactly what would happen with that attitude above.
I love watching porn myself whether It's hardcore or softcore but doesn't mean I'm going to go out and date that woman.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/07/07 at 8:37 am
I love watching porn myself whether It's hardcore or softcore but doesn't mean I'm going to go out and date that woman.
I would have thought the odds on any individual watching porn and then going out and dating the lead actor/actress are very slim. Or Nil.
So Howard, when you say "doesn't mean I'm going to go out and date that woman", you ain't whistlin' Dixie :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 04/07/07 at 11:00 am
I would have thought the odds on any individual watching porn and then going out and dating the lead actor/actress are very slim. Or Nil.
So Howard, when you say "doesn't mean I'm going to go out and date that woman", you ain't whistlin' Dixie :)
:O You say that too! Where are you from?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/07/07 at 6:23 pm
Watching porn is almost like saying your wife isn't good enough.
At least... when you get sex, AND watch porn.
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 04/07/07 at 8:21 pm
I would have thought the odds on any individual watching porn and then going out and dating the lead actor/actress are very slim. Or Nil.
So Howard, when you say "doesn't mean I'm going to go out and date that woman", you ain't whistlin' Dixie :)
What I'm saying is,I like to watch that woman in action,she's only a fantasy in my dreams but doesn't mean I'm going to go out and call her up and date her.I would rather enjoy the real thing than to sit at home doing MY thing. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 04/07/07 at 8:23 pm
Watching porn is almost like saying your wife isn't good enough.
At least... when you get sex, AND watch porn.
or girlfriend.Robin says that if we one day want to live with each other,She's going to want me to throw out all my porn especially videos and magazines.Hey I could live with that.I wouldn't mind at all. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/07/07 at 9:50 pm
Watching porn is almost like saying your wife isn't good enough.
At least... when you get sex, AND watch porn.
gosh..I love you. ;) :)
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 04/08/07 at 6:56 am
Does a guy have to throw out his porn if he one day wants to live with his girlfriend?
I mean,Where would I put the porn so she doesn't find out about it?
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Tia on 04/08/07 at 10:26 am
Will I ever score?
reminds me of that classic scene in "beavis and butthead do america" when beavis (or is it butthead?) has been thrown into the trunk of a car and as the car drives away he says, "you know... scoring is really hard."
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: Howard on 04/08/07 at 1:55 pm
reminds me of that classic scene in "beavis and butthead do america" when beavis (or is it butthead?) has been thrown into the trunk of a car and as the car drives away he says, "you know... scoring is really hard."
Beavis and Butthead could never score for nothing. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me about sex!
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/08/07 at 6:25 pm
Watching porn is almost like saying your wife isn't good enough.
At least... when you get sex, AND watch porn.
Karma for you Mr. Meat! :)