w00t.

Did she fart?

Did she fart?


He did precisely 7:35 minutes ago.

Tia's a.....Oi! There go the bangers!

Tia's a.....Oi! There go the bangers!


Yeah, don't worry, he just looks a bit like a girl :P

i'm not sure how i feel about this thread.

i'm not sure how i feel about this thread.


I'd feel happy.. it gave me a chance to see your new avatar.. as the years go by, I feel less and less guilty about wanting to nail a 12 year old.

I'd feel happy.. it gave me a chance to see your new avatar.. as the years go by, I feel less and less guilty about wanting to nail a 12 year old.
it's legal in colorado now, i hear.

i like the one where she's looking up. for a crappy movie tuff turf has some great stills.

the 2003 picture (the last one) she looks a fkall of a lot younger than the 1998ish entertainment tonight shot.

meat!? aren't you supposed to be the one providing all this info?

it's legal in colorado now, i hear.

i like the one where she's looking up. for a crappy movie tuff turf has some great stills.

the 2003 picture (the last one) she looks a fkall of a lot younger than the 1998ish entertainment tonight shot.

meat!? aren't you supposed to be the one providing all this info?


Yeah, time to go to Denver.

i'm not sure how i feel about this thread.


I am.

it's legal in colorado now, i hear.

i like the one where she's looking up. for a crappy movie tuff turf has some great stills.

the 2003 picture (the last one) she looks a fkall of a lot younger than the 1998ish entertainment tonight shot.

meat!? aren't you supposed to be the one providing all this info?



Well, that's not info, it's opinions!

Well, that's not info, it's opinions!
it's an incisive fusion of well-considered opinions with dates and titles of specific appearances spanning an entire career!

woot.

Only bad note: she's the aunt of Paris Hilton.

Why is Tia so gay?

Only bad note: she's the aunt of Paris Hilton.
i prefer to think of it as paris's only redeeming feature.

it's an incisive fusion of well-considered opinions with dates and titles of specific appearances spanning an entire career!

woot.


Well, I know nothing about THAT Tia. I was talking about you, the user. :P

Why is Tia so gay?


Because he thinks you're attractive.

Only bad note: she's the aunt of Paris Hilton.


No, Pairs Hilton is the niece of Tia.

Now, I don't think it's right to hold her sibling's decision to have a child against her.

Well, hey.

Kim Richards & Paris Hilton are both actresses- one is an OK actress, the other is in porn.

Where exactly is he, across the Atlantic ocean.. right now?

Well, hey.

Kim Richards & Paris Hilton are both actresses- one is an OK actress, the other is in porn.


I wouldn't call Paris an actress.

Where exactly is he, across the Atlantic ocean.. right now?




48 north, 30 east.

48 north, 30 east.


You're not too sure are you.

48 north, 30 east.
In flight right now?

You're not too sure are you.


I'm very sure. He's moved since then, of course.

In flight right now?


No.

No.
Sailing?

Sailing?


He was sitting at work on his computer.

Paris is in porn, I believe.

Paris is in porn, I believe.



Determines what you call "porn". Heh, sorry, LTE joke.

Well, I have to admit, Paris didn't show much facial change, when she was slappin' the bam.

Well, I have to admit, Paris didn't show much facial change, when she was slappin' the bam.



Does that mean you've seen this film?

I got stuck watching it. A friend of mine thought it would be funny to watch.

She doesn't know anything about sex!!!!
She seems to think a "giving h**d" means biting it like a steak, and then wrenching it off, like an arm wrestler.

Plus, she's far too skinny for my taste.
If a woman's going to be in that type of film, at least have some MEAT on you!!!

(Not you, Meat!)

I got stuck watching it. A friend of mine thought it would be funny to watch.

She doesn't know anything about sex!!!!
She seems to think a "giving h**d" means biting it like a steak, and then wrenching it off, like an arm wrestler.

Plus, she's far too skinny for my taste.
If a woman's going to be in that type of film, at least have some MEAT on you!!!

(Not you, Meat!)



Thanks, I'd rather not be on her. Ugh, I think she's really unattractive.

He was sitting at work on his computer.
Okey Dokey!

Okey Dokey!



... tee hee.

I got stuck watching it. A friend of mine thought it would be funny to watch.

She doesn't know anything about sex!!!!
She seems to think a "giving h**d" means biting it like a steak, and then wrenching it off, like an arm wrestler.


I saw it too.. somebody mis-labeled it as a Modest Mouse music video on BearShare.

I think it's safe to say 'head'.. Christ, you make it sound like she bit it off or wrestled it to the ground.. it wasn't THAT bad.


Anyway.. about Tia.

Where is Tia RIGHT NOW? Give me an exact location.

Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga? I hear Bora Bora is rather fetching this time of year.

I saw it too.. somebody mis-labeled it as a Modest Mouse music video on BearShare.

I think it's safe to say 'head'.. Christ, you make it sound like she bit it off or wrestled it to the ground.. it wasn't THAT bad.


Anyway.. about Tia.

Where is Tia RIGHT NOW? Give me an exact location.



Exact meaning...? He's in Texas.

Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga? I hear Bora Bora is rather fetching this time of year.



Cucamonga's the best.