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Subject: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 1:01 pm
like civility!
Thought i'd try this thread again, only this time without the spiraling down into the black hole vortex of recrimination and rage that characterized the first outing.
What's it like to skydive?
How does one cope with the fast pace and excitement of being an international spy?
What's the best way to optimize your stock portfolio?
Go ahead and ask me. I'm sure I don't know.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/21/06 at 6:43 pm
Why do my sister's feet smell like cornchips?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 6:52 pm
Why do my sister's feet smell like cornchips?
ooooh! and my dog's paws!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 05/21/06 at 8:06 pm
ooooh! and my dog's paws!!!
Whoa, my dog too!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 05/21/06 at 8:07 pm
Recrimination and Rage? What happened after I left?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 11:29 pm
Recrimination and Rage? What happened after I left?
fraid i can't answer that.
cornchip question either. hmm, although i have some theories. ever notice how you never see kkay's dog or meat!'s sister at the same time?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/22/06 at 3:25 am
What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about???
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/22/06 at 3:10 pm
What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about???
then the hokey-pokey poses a grave and gathering danger to our way of life.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 05/22/06 at 7:57 pm
fraid i can't answer that.
cornchip question either. hmm, although i have some theories. ever notice how you never see kkay's dog or meat!'s sister at the same time?
Hmm.. come to think of it, I never HAVE seen KKay's dog and Dom's sister at the same time.. very interesting...
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/23/06 at 2:49 pm
Just what DOES one do, when one's nose, belly button & dupa itch all at once?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:53 pm
Hmm.. come to think of it, I never HAVE seen KKay's dog and Dom's sister at the same time.. very interesting...
They both work slave labor in a Frito's factory
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: jaytee on 05/25/06 at 5:34 pm
What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about???
New Zealanders have hokey-pokey icecream ... I kid you not!! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Sister Morphine on 05/26/06 at 2:09 am
Do you know the best way to grill a peach?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: karen on 05/26/06 at 8:18 am
Which is the best way to represent the expansion of the universe, the dough ball model or the dots on the surface of a balloon model?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/26/06 at 10:58 am
Which is the best way to represent the expansion of the universe, the dough ball model or the dots on the surface of a balloon model?
i think the land of the lost model. you know, with dopey and grumpy the dinosaurs, and the pylons, and the thing where you go in one direction and end up back where you started?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: karen on 05/26/06 at 11:07 am
i think the land of the lost model. you know, with dopey and grumpy the dinosaurs, and the pylons, and the thing where you go in one direction and end up back where you started?
I am not familiar with that particular version of the doughnut shaped universe. I'd better do some more reading!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/26/06 at 12:01 pm
I am not familiar with that particular version of the doughnut shaped universe. I'd better do some more reading!
i read somewhere scientists now believe the universe is expanding at such a rate that it's not going to contract again. (you might know the old theory was that the universe would expand for a while, then gravity would cause it to contract back to the primordial atom again, and then there would be another big bang, ad infinitum?) so basically everything's just going to expand until it's all so spread out it'll all go dark. you know, in about a trillion gazillion years or so. i find this fact unduly discouraging.
i know, i know. brooklyn is not expanding.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 05/26/06 at 12:07 pm
Why does it hurt when I do this?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 05/26/06 at 4:57 pm
I got something you'd not know about..
What is being with a girl like? What's it like to not be gay?
You got nothin', do ya, homo?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/26/06 at 5:25 pm
oo! that cuts deep.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 05/26/06 at 5:53 pm
oo! that cuts deep.
Damn right.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/26/06 at 6:22 pm
Why does it hurt when I do this?
because it's not supposed to go that way, dear.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 05/27/06 at 10:06 pm
because it's not supposed to go that way, dear.
no more exercise tips from Davey then.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/06 at 4:44 am
Who makes the potions in a travelling show?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/28/06 at 6:11 am
Who makes the potions in a travelling show?
oh, wow, i knew this one....
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/28/06 at 12:20 pm
What's the point of the letter "C"?
Couldn't we just use "S" and "K"?
Why not just make a letter for the "Ch" sound instead of a "C" which is there for three sounds?
or why not use "C" instead of "S" and "K"?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/28/06 at 12:55 pm
What's the point of the letter "C"?
Couldn't we just use "S" and "K"?
Why not just make a letter for the "Ch" sound instead of a "C" which is there for three sounds?
or why not use "C" instead of "S" and "K"?
because if we start getting rid of letters -- next thing we'd toss W too cuz the romans just used V for everything, and by the time we're done we'll only have like six letters to do everything with. and that would suck.
or, rather, that would cucc.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 11:11 pm
Did Deadsy release any full albums before Commencement?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/29/06 at 11:33 am
Did Deadsy release any full albums before Commencement?
Ooh, yes.. but it's not an official album. Just full.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/06 at 11:34 am
Is it just another Tequila Sunrise?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: jackas on 05/30/06 at 7:44 pm
Why did my daughter spread her butt cheeks at my house guests?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/30/06 at 8:43 pm
these questions are hard!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 05/31/06 at 8:40 am
What do they ship styrofoam in?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/06 at 9:17 am
What is not unusual?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: jackas on 05/31/06 at 9:27 am
these questions are hard!
Why?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/31/06 at 9:30 am
Why?
I DON'T KNOW!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: karen on 05/31/06 at 10:19 am
What do they ship styrofoam in?
related question.
Who designs all the different shapes for the polystyrene packaging?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 05/31/06 at 10:21 am
related question.
Who designs all the different shapes for the polystyrene packaging?
Yeah, smart guy. The Karens demand an answer!!!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 05/31/06 at 10:25 am
related question.
Who designs all the different shapes for the polystyrene packaging?
why are they all food-related? there's popcorn styrofoam and then that styrofoam that looks like little shell pastas.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: karen on 05/31/06 at 10:30 am
why are they all food-related? there's popcorn styrofoam and then that styrofoam that looks like little shell pastas.
My favourite is the three lobed one which looks a little like an Outer Spacer (snack thing I bet you could only buy in Britain)
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/08/06 at 2:40 am
why are they all food-related? there's popcorn styrofoam and then that styrofoam that looks like little shell pastas.
And why do they call them 'peanuts'?????
Does anyone really like peanuts anymore??
And why don't any ever look like Charlie Brown?!?!? :-\\
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 06/08/06 at 9:31 pm
Why is Keith Richards so old?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/08/06 at 9:37 pm
Why is Keith Richards so old?
because he hasn't died for some reason.
finally! one i can answer!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 06/09/06 at 12:07 pm
Why does Stephin Merritt keep creating new bands instead of finding one project and sticking with it?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/09/06 at 12:19 pm
when will time travel be possible?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/09/06 at 12:25 pm
when will time travel be possible?
soon.
i mean before.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/09/06 at 12:26 pm
soon.
i mean before.
I think you're right. Thanks!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/14/06 at 2:47 am
Is it true that Donnie Dorko & DarkRainySkies are one & the same?????
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 8:12 am
Why do you have answers for all these questions that you 'know nothing about'?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: karen on 06/14/06 at 8:23 am
Is it true that Donnie Dorko & DarkRainySkies are one & the same?????
yes
Why do you have answers for all these questions that you 'know nothing about'?
Because he's a smart aleck? Or vewy, vewy clever?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/14/06 at 12:03 pm
Why do you have answers for all these questions that you 'know nothing about'?
notice they're not very good answers, though?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 12:19 pm
notice they're not very good answers, though?
not really. i ask you things I know nothing about either. you could be a complete, utter, total, utter expert for all I know.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 06/14/06 at 9:46 pm
Tia, son, who stole my stereo?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/14/06 at 9:48 pm
Tia, son, who stole my stereo?
thieves.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 06/14/06 at 9:49 pm
thieves.
WHOA! It all makes sense now! Thanks, man.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/14/06 at 10:19 pm
How much am I paying for my life insurance?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/14/06 at 10:42 pm
How much am I paying for my life insurance?
probably not enough, given your high-risk lifestyle.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/14/06 at 11:17 pm
OK, here's one:
If someone pooted in a forest, and no one was there to hear it, would it still make noise?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/15/06 at 12:48 pm
OK, here's one:
If someone pooted in a forest, and no one was there to hear it, would it still make noise?
What the hell is a poot?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 06/15/06 at 7:09 pm
What the hell is a poot?
Passing gas, generally.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/15/06 at 7:17 pm
Passing gas, generally.
Well, then, it depends if it were a silent fart or not?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 06/15/06 at 9:39 pm
Tia, what does regret mean?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/15/06 at 9:50 pm
Tia, what does regret mean?
Ooh! Ooh! I know!
He probably does, by now, as well.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/16/06 at 11:59 am
Regret- isn't that a small eagle?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/06 at 12:22 pm
What is the sound of a one-handed clap?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/17/06 at 12:55 pm
Regret- isn't that a small eagle?
this made me laugh long and heartily.
but then i wished i hadn't. :-[
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: tomario on 06/17/06 at 4:18 pm
:) tia can you drink coffee if your allergic to nuts :o
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/17/06 at 4:56 pm
:) tia can you drink coffee if your allergic to nuts :o
yes but
youhavetodrinkitreallyfast
and you still might die.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/17/06 at 8:25 pm
this made me laugh long and heartily.
but then i wished i hadn't. :-[
Then I guess it's good that I refrained from comments concerning kumquats.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/17/06 at 8:31 pm
What is the sound of a one-handed clap?
that would be as follows...
deep, huh?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/06 at 11:36 pm
Very philosophical
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Apricot on 06/18/06 at 6:38 pm
Is this a true mathematical equation?
http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/image/HPNIN.JPG
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/19/06 at 11:32 am
If you try to fail and you succed, which have you accomplished?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/19/06 at 1:48 pm
Should I get a cocktail?
wait...something you DONT know anything about..
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/19/06 at 2:04 pm
Should I get a cocktail?
wait...something you DONT know anything about..
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/19/06 at 2:20 pm
you're implying i don't know anything about machismo! i'll have you know i'm so redolent with heaping dollops of machismo i have to be a blonde girl on the internet just to diffuse some of the overwhelming blast waves of machismo that are perpetually issuing forth violently from my person.
that's what that smell is.
dollops? ew.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/19/06 at 5:37 pm
Should I get a cocktail?
wait...something you DONT know anything about..
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/19/06 at 6:38 pm
Ricardo Montalban- Long Live Khan!!!!!!!!!
Abd, BTW, Tia- Where's Uncle Bene?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/20/06 at 11:29 am
Ricardo Montalban- Long Live Khan!!!!!!!!!
Abd, BTW, Tia- Where's Uncle Bene?
http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/thumbs/TN_gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-982.jpg
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/20/06 at 2:23 pm
Why eat mud?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 5:49 pm
Why is there an opening in my foot?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/20/06 at 6:39 pm
OK, Tia-
Which of the 3 'Witch Mountain' films has your "Tia's Official Stamp Of Approval"?
(Hawk's Personal Pick- "Return From Witch Mountain")
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/20/06 at 10:43 pm
OK, Tia-
Which of the 3 'Witch Mountain' films has your "Tia's Official Stamp Of Approval"?
(Hawk's Personal Pick- "Return From Witch Mountain")
get this: there's four! escape to witch mountain (1975), return from witch mountain (1978), beyond witch mountain (1982), and escape to witch mountain (1995). i haven't been able to get my hands on the 95 one, i just watched the 82 one a couple days ago and it's DREADFUL! DREADFUL! although tracey gold does a passable tia. the poor bastard they got playing tony was way out of his depth, and without ray milland or christopher lee villaining it up you got nothin'. nothin'!
i can't choose from the two john hough movies. they're both princely. escape is probably technically a better movie, it's got the harmonica and that fairy tale feel, but return just has such glorious kitch, with the red pantsuit and bette davis doing whatever the hell it is she's doing, and christopher lee man! i dunno, you really just can't have one without the other.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/21/06 at 3:49 am
get this: there's four! escape to witch mountain (1975), return from witch mountain (1978), beyond witch mountain (1982), and escape to witch mountain (1995). i haven't been able to get my hands on the 95 one, i just watched the 82 one a couple days ago and it's DREADFUL! DREADFUL! although tracey gold does a passable tia. the poor bastard they got playing tony was way out of his depth, and without ray milland or christopher lee villaining it up you got nothin'. nothin'!
i can't choose from the two john hough movies. they're both princely. escape is probably technically a better movie, it's got the harmonica and that fairy tale feel, but return just has such glorious kitch, with the red pantsuit and bette davis doing whatever the hell it is she's doing, and christopher lee man! i dunno, you really just can't have one without the other.
I saw the '95 one, on Disney Cable.
Robert Vaughn does quite a good turn for the villain.
The main hook here, is Vincent Schiavelli "hosting" a trip for twins. The key- get to Witch Mountain!
Look for Brad Dourif in a dual role, as ahomeless retarded man, and as Luther, the limo driver.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/21/06 at 9:16 am
I saw the '95 one, on Disney Cable.
Robert Vaughn does quite a good turn for the villain.
The main hook here, is Vincent Schiavelli "hosting" a trip for twins. The key- get to Witch Mountain!
Look for Brad Dourif in a dual role, as ahomeless retarded man, and as Luther, the limo driver.
omg! you should have taped it. i'm not the only witch mountain cultist out there, you could get a load of cash for a tape of the EtWM remake on ebay.
beyond witch mountain goes for 50 bucks.
robert vaughn as a villain, i can see that.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/21/06 at 9:54 am
the poor bastard they got playing tony was way out of his depth
wow. that's some bad acting if you can't pull off a teen movie in the 80s.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/21/06 at 10:19 am
wow. that's some bad acting if you can't pull off a teen movie in the 80s.
they're more preteen. beyond witch mountain totally ignored return from witch mountain and acted like a sequel to escape to witch mountain. tony played the harmonica to make stuff move (hence the line, "put that magic flute back in your pocket and don't get it out again!"), when by return he'd outgrown that.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/21/06 at 11:06 am
Why is there an opening in my foot?
You never answered.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/21/06 at 11:19 am
You never answered.
an opening in your foot? it's because you got your magic flute out of your pocket. put it back! don't get that thing out again!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/21/06 at 11:36 am
an opening in your foot? it's because you got your magic flute out of your pocket. put it back! don't get that thing out again!
Er... No, I stepped on a nail!
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/21/06 at 12:30 pm
one is great..but how much for two? one is really not enough for me.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/21/06 at 1:03 pm
Openings or nails?
Openings...I'm sure you have several.
Nails...how about a bed of nails, on National TV?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/23/06 at 9:27 am
What should I do?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Tia on 06/23/06 at 9:30 am
What should I do?
give up. it's just not worth it.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/23/06 at 9:31 am
give up. it's just not worth it.
THAT'S why I'm such a big fan of yours.
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/23/06 at 5:38 pm
Why is KKay such a big fan of your's?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/23/06 at 6:52 pm
It's the pix. Chicks dig the pix, rite?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: KKay on 06/23/06 at 6:56 pm
It's the pix. Chicks dig the pix, rite?
Well, that and he knows everything about anything he knows nothing about.
Can you say that?
Subject: Re: Ask me anything about something I know nothing about ...
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/24/06 at 2:17 pm
'That'.
-Did I do it right? :D