Ask me stupid questions, and I'll give you an even more stupid question.  :)

Is the Pope a Catholic?

No, he's actually a member of a Wiccan sect in disguise...he plans to take over the world by keeping all Catholics under his thumb, so he can use them as his unholy army.

No, not really (in case some people reading this take it seriously)

Do bears in the forest still hear the tree falling?

No, they do. No wait, Yes, they don't.

Is Austria governed by Mongolia?

Will you give me some money, a lot of money, every week?

In a fight who would win, a bear or a mime?

Is it true that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

Is cake good?

Will you give me some money, a lot of money, every week?


No, you lazy freeloader...

Is Austria governed by Mongolia?


Yes, sure it is...

In a fight who would win, a bear or a mime?


Me no understan engliss...

Is it true that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?


You're pretty dumb if you need to ask someone like THAT

Is cake good?


That is an interesting question, which brings to mind a heated philosophical debate. Can one really DEFINE good, or evil, for that matter? Who is to say the cakish mind, made of eggs, flour and butter, is not capable of conscious thought? Well, I guess the Magic Pudding has something to say about that. Nay, he is a pudding, but nay, a pudding IS a cake. So the jury is still out on that one, my curious-minded friend.

In a fight who would win, a bear or a mime?


;D ;D ;D

I about died laughing at this.

It would depend how good the mime was I think.

;D ;D ;D

I about died laughing at this.

It would depend how good the mime was I think.


Or how big the mime's gun is.

Or how big the mime's gun is.


No, no, no.

It would be a fist fight.

Maybe the mime could have a board with a nail in it?

why do they say an astroid is in the hemosphere and a hemorrhoid is on ur ass? ::)

What would happen if Scrappy Doo got into a fight with Strong Bad and The Cheat?

If you talk to a brick wall, and it answers back, does this mean that the distance from the sun to the earth will affect the ratio of men against women in the theory of pie equal to 3.14?

why do they say an astroid is in the hemosphere and a hemorrhoid is on ur ass? ::)


Maybe asteroids come from uranus ;D

What is this thread about?

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What is this thread about?


Yo mamma

In a fight who would win, a bear or a mime?


The mime would pretend to be a female bear (assuming it is a male bear), and bear out the bear's amorous advances before promptly parachuting off a cliff. The bear would jump off after him to his doom.

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You do know that it's pi, not pie, right?


Mmmm...pie *drools disgustingly*

Why did you ignore my stupid question?

What would happen if Scrappy Doo got into a fight with Strong Bad and The Cheat?


No one can out-cheat Scrappy Doo!

What is the difference between a duck?

No one can out-cheat Scrappy Doo!


Thank you for answering it.(applaud)

What is the difference between a duck?


Between a duck and what?

O Wise One, what is the true meaning of life?

Between a duck and what?



The question is supposed to look like that.  it's a stupid question thread, remember.

The question is supposed to look like that.  it's a stupid question thread, remember.


I know, I know, but it's still a stupid QUESTION thread, I don't see how that was a question.  ;)

O Wise One, what is the true meaning of life?


eat, drink, sleep, get laid

have four wiser words ever been spoken?

eat, drink, sleep, get laid

have four wiser words ever been spoken?
..but there are five words?

..but there are five words?


tut, tut, no need to nitpick  8)

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


LMAO  ;D

LMAO   ;D
I knew that you would like it.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


testy  ;)

Does a falling anvil hurt?

Does a falling anvil hurt?


Do you wanna find out? I can arrange it for you at no cost. Got a nice, 20lb anvil waiting here for anyone who wishes to know the answer to that question.  :)

Does a falling anvil hurt?


No, just the recepient of the anvil.

Yes, that's right...

Any more questions for the dispenser of wisdom?

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?


Hmm...I've got a pretty busy schedule. Say about 4:30pm tommorow? Ok then, I'll just book us a spot at the Love Chapel in Las Vegas.

In a fight who would win, a bear or a mime?


No need to worry, the mime is safe inside that galss box.

Does a fat dog fart if you squeeze it?

Does a fat dog fart if you squeeze it?


Depends how much gas it contains

If a chicken lays an egg & a half in a day & a half, how long does it take for a monkey w/a wooden leg to knock the seeds out of a dill pickle?

If a chicken lays an egg & a half in a day & a half, how long does it take for a monkey w/a wooden leg to knock the seeds out of a dill pickle?


longer than it takes for me to say, i don't know, and i don't really care!  :D

You do know that it's pi, not pie, right?

lol I cracked up there  ;D

lol I cracked up there  ;D


you can eat a 'pie', but you can't eat 'pi'  :D

you can eat a 'pie', but you can't eat 'pi'  :D

yeah right is that so??  :D

yeah right is that so??  :D


yeah...btw, do you have a pic?

yeah...btw, do you have a pic?



rrright...so do you want me to give you a stupid answer?  ;)

rrright...so do you want me to give you a stupid answer?  ;)


Yes, I do (do the opposite of what I say)

Yes, I do (do the opposite of what I say)

well there is one in the Show us what you look like - thread but I don't know the page so you'd have to search quite a while..I might post a new pic at some point though.
Speaking of pics - what about you?  ;)

well there is one in the Show us what you look like - thread but I don't know the page so you'd have to search quite a while..I might post a new pic at some point though.
Speaking of pics - what about you?  ;)


I too have one in the Show Us What you Look like Thread...lol

So, tell me...if I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, who did?!?!? http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sign7.gif

So, tell me...if I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, who did?!?!? http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sign7.gif


Stop messing with my mind!

So, tell me: if someone got smart with you, how would you know???

If there's a New Mexico in the US, why isn't there a New America in Mexico?  :D

If there's a New Mexico in the US, why isn't there a New America in Mexico?  :D


Yeah! And why is is that there's a New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire in America, but there's no New Harlem, New Detroit, and New Butte in Britain?

If there's a New Mexico in the US, why isn't there a New America in Mexico?  :D


You know, that's a very good question, I don't know the answer to.

Yeah! And why is is that there's a New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire in America, but there's no New Harlem, New Detroit, and New Butte in Britain?


New Harlem? Harlem is named after a city in the Netherlands...

Yeah! And why is is that there's a New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire in America, but there's no New Harlem, New Detroit, and New Butte in Britain?



New Harlem? Harlem is named after a city in the Netherlands...


...and New York used to be New Amsterdam.

That as may be, but there aren't any in Britain!!

And THAT, was the question! :-X

That as may be, but there aren't any in Britain!!

And THAT, was the question! :-X
It is done to Trimac20 to answer that as this is the required thread. You can always ask me in mine?

It is done to Trimac20 to answer that as this is the required thread. You can always ask me in mine?


come again?

come again?


I'll help out here, I've learnt Philip.

He said that his post was a response to your comment about Harlem being in The Netherlands.  He was telling you that New York was once known as New Amsterdam (thus continuing The Netherlands theme) but he wasn't responding to HawkTheSlayer's comments.  He then told HawkTheSlayer that he would answers any questions he had in Philip's ask thread.

I'll help out here, I've learnt Philip.

He said that his post was a response to your comment about Harlem being in The Netherlands.  He was telling you that New York was once known as New Amsterdam (thus continuing The Netherlands theme) but he wasn't responding to HawkTheSlayer's comments.  He then told HawkTheSlayer that he would answers any questions he had in Philip's ask thread.
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Anyone else?

It's not stupid, but it IS a question:

Where is Donnie!?  :\'(

It's not stupid, but it IS a question:

Where is Donnie!?  :\'(


I thought you said it wasn't a stupid question!

At any rate, I believe you should seek out DarkRainySkies ( iblieve that's the handle).
"They" might be able to help.

I thought you said it wasn't a stupid question!

At any rate, I believe you should seek out DarkRainySkies ( iblieve that's the handle).
"They" might be able to help.


Donnie said he'd be deleting that account...I don't think he's done so yet, but yeah, he hasn't been on msn for ages (well, two days for him is ages)...I'm starting to get a bit worried...

I thought you said it wasn't a stupid question!

>:(

Sinep?

>:(



Where the fudge is Donnie???  :(

Where the fudge is Donnie???  :(

...ehm gone?

...ehm gone?


I mean, he's usually on msn every day, but hasn't been on for awhile...

Sinep?


I just now got that.

LOL

I mean, he's usually on msn every day, but hasn't been on for awhile...

Ooh, I was wondering that too.

Ooh, I was wondering that too.


He actually was msn this morning - but his status was set to 'Away.' Then he replied to me when I was away - unfortunately he had logged off by then. Strange, he didn't even tell me why he hadn't been on the past few days.

I just now got that.

LOL


If you keep talking to me, you'll get accustomed to it.. ask Dom. :D

If you keep talking to me, you'll get accustomed to it.. ask Dom. :D


:P But I don't want to get accustomed to it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
We have had that before on another thread.