Anything at all.. .shoot.

Go fer it!

Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to? Do you know?

I don't know where I'm going to, and I like about half of the things that life is showing me... I don't know where I'm going... no, I don't.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Who did Dave Mustaine write the song '1000 Times Goodbye' about?

Me and Mike (Tia) feel we could both apply it to at least one person.

If you could discover the story behind the song, I'd be grateful.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?



I'd... ask for one, yes.. that's what I would do!

Who did Dave Mustaine write the song '1000 Times Goodbye' about?

Me and Mike (Tia) feel we could both apply it to at least one person.

If you could discover the story behind the song, I'd be grateful.



Well, it's just sarcasm and isn't really about anyone in particular, just all people he's fallen apart with.

When's the last time you acted like a cat?

Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail down by the bay?



No, but I hear that it's that bay by where the watermelons grow.

When's the last time you acted like a cat?



=D

Funny you mention that... 'Twas last... uh... Monday!  :D

Well, it's just sarcasm and isn't really about anyone in particular, just all people he's fallen apart with.


Oh ok.

Makes sense, he's fallen out with.. well.. everyone.

Where did you find that out at?

Oh ok.

Makes sense, he's fallen out with.. well.. everyone.

Where did you find that out at?



...  Nowhere, just a guess.

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?


Depends.. I mean, if I were about to die, I might as well do something with my throat!

I... actually, I do.

If you could be any class in Role playing game, what would you be?

The Legend of Zelda... There aren't that many monsters to look out for.

can i interest you in a hot llama shot?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg/200px-Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg

can i interest you in a hot llama shot?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg/200px-Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg



:) Thanks

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

"Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?"

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?


Nick Lowe.

"Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?"


Neither. You're a puppet... A PUPPET TO YOUR PET SQUIRREL!

Nick Lowe.


Actually, Elvis Costello.

Actually, Elvis Costello.


He did the remake.. It replaced that one song on Armed Forces

Tell me Why Can't this be love?

Tell me Why Can't this be love?


I will if you tell me WHAT can't be love.

Is Paul McCartney dead?

Is Paul McCartney dead?


Yes, that's why I saw him in concert not too long ago.

Yes, that's why I saw him in concert not too long ago.
morbid bastard, grooving on those dead rockers.

he also got an undead divorce like a month ago. made the news.

morbid bastard, grooving on those dead rockers.

he also got an undead divorce like a month ago. made the news.


Yes, I recall that. He's too old to have a kid.

Yes, I recall that. He's too old to have a kid.
i

love
love
love

paul mccartney.

that's why i'm so jealous that you got to see him on his beyond-the-grave tour.

i

love
love
love

paul mccartney.

that's why i'm so jealous that you got to see him on his beyond-the-grave tour.



Oh, I'm sorry.. I'll give you the ticket stub!

Oh, I'm sorry.. I'll give you the ticket stub!
i'll lick and suck on it!

although he's no corduroy. or hanzel und gretyl.

i'll lick and suck on it!

although he's no corduroy. or hanzel und gretyl.



He's the corduroy on MY hanzel und gretyl!

He's the corduroy on MY hanzel und gretyl!
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XD I didn't even know what I meant when I said that.

XD I didn't even know what I meant when I said that.
i didn't either, but it sounded funny to my dumb cracker mind.

What's your favorite kind of meat, Meat?

I will if you tell me WHAT can't be love.


I don't even know what can't be love.

What's your favorite kind of meat, Meat?


Carnitas.

What's the meaning of birth? ;D

What's the meaning of birth? ;D


Getting brought into life?

Getting brought into life?



I was asking you that

I was asking you that


No, you asked what the meaning of birth is. I said it's getting brought into life.

Did you take Tamara home with you? Is that why she hasn't talked to me?

Did you take Tamara home with you? Is that why she hasn't talked to me?



Uh-Oh, Trouble in paradise..?

Did you take Tamara home with you? Is that why she hasn't talked to me?


Oh.. Oh, um... Well, *Ahem* I.. I can explain! She was in need of shelter! Her parents are meeeeeeeeean.

Uh-Oh, Trouble in paradise..?


She blocked him.

Oh.. Oh, um... Well, *Ahem* I.. I can explain! She was in need of shelter! Her parents are meeeeeeeeean.


How's Tam treating you, then, you girl-stealing bastard?

How's Tam treating you, then, you girl-stealing bastard?


I did nothing! It's all her! We only did it a few times! I tell her no!

I did nothing! It's all her! We only did it a few times! I tell her no!


:o That witch!

:o That witch!



I'mma tell her you said that.

:o That witch!


Indeed.

I'mma tell her you said that.


Tamara is a good witch. Even she would agree. She's magically awesome.  :-*  :D

Tamara is a good witch. Even she would agree. She's magically awesome.  :-*  :D



Yeah, nice save.

Tamara is a good witch. Even she would agree. She's magically awesome.  :-*  :D



Magically delicious?

Magically delicious?


I've never tasted her, so I wouldn't know.

Anyone named Tamara or Tammy must be somewhat witchy. She seems to be, maybe that's why I'm so obsessed with her!  :D

I've never tasted her, so I wouldn't know.

Anyone named Tamara or Tammy must be somewhat witchy. She seems to be, maybe that's why I'm so obsessed with her!  :D


The Tamara I know turned me into a frog. Might that be your Tamara?

I've never tasted her, so I wouldn't know.

Anyone named Tamara or Tammy must be somewhat witchy. She seems to be, maybe that's why I'm so obsessed with her!  :D



Careful, we have a Tam on the forum!

Careful, we have a Tam on the forum!


She's been gone too. She does seem just slightly witchy  :D


The Tamara I know turned me into a frog. Might that be your Tamara?


Maybe.

Where did all the bean-bags chairs go?
we can't have nice things, can we?

who keeps taking my juice? >:(

Where did all the bean-bags chairs go?


Your Mom threw them out while you were at the library.

we can't have nice things, can we?


That's just you.

who keeps taking my juice? >:(


Your sister comes over secretly and drinks it all.

Your sister comes over secretly and drinks it all.


rotten girl.

rotten girl.




Decompose her?

That's just you.
http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/catharsh.jpg

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/catharsh.jpg



D= poor kitty!

s'allright, mark trail saves the cat in the end.

s'allright, mark trail saves the cat in the end.



Phew! *Puts down gun*... I shall live now.

Magically delicious?


I thought that was Frosted Lucky Charms saying? ;D

I thought that was Frosted Lucky Charms saying? ;D


'Tis, Howie.

Is Robin magically delicious? ;D

Is Robin magically delicious? ;D
how would it make you feel if any of us actually knew the answer to this question?

how would it make you feel if any of us actually knew the answer to this question?


Curious?

bi-curious?

Is Robin magically delicious? ;D


You tell me, I should hope that YOU'VE been the one eating her.

You tell me, I should hope that YOU'VE been the one eating her.



Oh Yes I have. ;)

Are lice dangerous?


I don't believe so. My sister has them now, and I don't believe she fell over dead or anything.

Is the world coming to an end?

Is gthe world coming to an end?


Yes... it'll be over in a few billion years.

Yes... it'll be over in a few billion years.



With you in it?

With you in it?



...



No.

...



No.



of course it will

of course it will



That doesn't even make sense!

That doesn't even make sense!
of course it does!

How do you like your steak?

What's the power of love?

of course it does!



Let's not argue with him. ;D

Can't you see, I'm easily botherd by persistence?

Can't you see, I'm easily botherd by persistence?



You are?  :o

You are?  :o


Yes Howard, one step from lashing out at you!

Yes Howard, one step from lashing out at you!



You wish. ::)

You wish. ::)


Is there no standard anymore?

Is there no standard anymore?





What do you mean by that?

How do you like your steak?



Non-existant.

What's the power of love?


THAT'S the power of love.

Can't you see, I'm easily botherd by persistence?


I can.

Who was at the Dupont Pavilion? Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?

What's your favorite position?

THAT'S the power of love.


What is?

Who was at the Dupont Pavilion? Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?


Ana Ng, most likely.

What's your favorite position?


Sitting position.

Sitting position.



I meant the OTHER position. ;)

I meant the OTHER position. ;)


Oh, that's right, you know my favorite position, not me... Which is why you asked?

Well, then, I guess my favorite position is standing!
Standing position.

Oh, that's right, you know my favorite position, not me... Which is why you asked?

Well, then, I guess my favorite position is standing!
Standing position.



I like the other position

http://www.socialistinternational.org/6Meetings/Asia-Pac/May05/images/contortionist.JPG

this one?

http://www.socialistinternational.org/6Meetings/Asia-Pac/May05/images/contortionist.JPG

this one?



That IS a nice position...

I like the other position


You mean sitting?

not everybody can actually put their head on their ass.

not everybody can actually put their head on their ass.


But I can!?

http://www.socialistinternational.org/6Meetings/Asia-Pac/May05/images/contortionist.JPG

this one?



That's a bad position to have sex. ;D

You mean sitting?



No,Military position.

That's a bad position to have sex. ;D


... It's also a bad position to eat ice cream in.

... It's also a bad position to eat ice cream in.


So don't ever have Ice Cream.

So don't ever have Ice Cream.


In that retrospect, you'll never have sex either.

In that retrospect, you'll never have sex either.



By the rate Robin and I are moving,I'll probably have sex when I'm 40 and married,who the hell knows? ;D

not everybody can actually put their head on their ass.



Or put their head UP their ass.  ;D

How many atoms of praseodymium are needed to form a layer ten angstroms thick on an iridium cathode at 743 degrees Kelvin?

Where is my locker?

How many atoms of praseodymium are needed to form a layer ten angstroms thick on an iridium cathode at 743 degrees Kelvin?


can't be done

can't be done


(ssshhh!! Meat! is supposed to answer...)    ;)

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

What does my horoscope say? ???

Where is my locker?




How the heck should he know? ;D

How many atoms of praseodymium are needed to form a layer ten angstroms thick on an iridium cathode at 743 degrees Kelvin?


Wouldn't YOU like to know? >:-}D

24.

Where is my locker?



At your work?

Wouldn't YOU like to know? >:-}D

24.


Of course, everybody knows that it can't really be done!

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?


Can a woodchuck chuck wood?

What does my horoscope say? ???


Look in the newspaper.

How the heck should he know? ;D


... I'm psychic, remember?

... I'm psychic, remember?




Yes,I remember.... ::)

Look in the newspaper.



And you're supposed to be a psychic?.... ::)

And you're supposed to be a psychic?.... ::)


Yes, but it's not the psychic's job to write astrology, that's an astrologist's job.

... I'm psychic, remember?



"Nostradamus! Nostradamus! Something terrible happened at the Royal Joust!"

"I knew you were going to say that."

"The King has been unhorsed! His Majesty has been injured!"

"I knew you were going to say that."

"Hey Nostradamus, do you know what I think?"

"Yes."

"NOBODY LIKES A KNOW-IT-ALL !!"

"I knew you were going to say THAT, too."

;D

Yes, but it's not the psychic's job to write astrology, that's an astrologist's job.


What's your job?

What's your job?


I knew you'd say that, so I prepared this little representation.

*Points to picture of Howard's brain* This... is your brain.
These are your thoughts.
My job is to see and interpret those thoughts.

I knew you'd say that, so I prepared this little representation.

*Points to picture of Howard's brain* This... is your brain.
These are your thoughts.
My job is to see and interpret those thoughts.
doesn't make much sense unless you tell him about the mind-control chip in his occipital lobe, meat!.

doesn't make much sense unless you tell him about the mind-control chip in his occipital lobe, meat!.


I think you're getting it confused with his ocular lobe. But yanno, I don't think he needs to know about that!

I think you're getting it confused with his ocular lobe. But yanno, I don't think he needs to know about that!
bitz! that's the anterior lobe!

you gotta chip em RIGHT, man. otherwise dey ain't no point.

bitz! that's the anterior lobe!

you gotta chip em RIGHT, man. otherwise dey ain't no point.


Heh, but it's funnier to see them go haywire.

I knew you'd say that, so I prepared this little representation.

*Points to picture of Howard's brain* This... is your brain.
These are your thoughts.
My job is to see and interpret those thoughts.



very Funny...I don't need to know about my brain.  ::)

very Funny...I don't need to know about my brain.  ::)


You're the one who keeps asking! I'm just doin' my job.

You're the one who keeps asking! I'm just doin' my job.



And you're doing your job the best of your abilities.

And you're doing your job the best of your abilities.
that sounds like the chip talking.

that sounds like the chip talking.


Dammit, Tia!

Stop giving these things away.

that sounds like the chip talking.



What chip?

What chip?


Read before you ask.

Read before you ask.


He could've meant micro chip

He could've meant micro chip


Yes, if you read back, you'll see that.

Yes, if you read back, you'll see that.



How many pages back?