It's the only thing I am expert in.

and dno't try to veil questions about new york or anything else in questions that seem to be about me like...

"So you live in Staten Island...how far is that from The Statue of Liberty?"

and don't use questions that are central to other threads...

"so what was the last thing you saw on tv today?"

What pant size do you wear?  ::)

Where did you go to High School?

I'm sure I should know this, but I can't recall seeing it. What do you do at work besides get annoyed by some of your oblivious coworkers?

What pant size do you wear?  ::)


Dear Readers,

Sometimes 7/8, sometimes 9.
If you see anything nice, you can pick some up for me.

thanks for asking,
K

Where did you go to High School?






Dear Readers,

I went to Tottenville High School.  It sounds like a hick set up in the sticks, but actually my graduating class had 1, 107 students.  The school had over 5000 total.

Thanks!
Karen

I'm sure I should know this, but I can't recall seeing it. What do you do at work besides get annoyed by some of your oblivious coworkers?

Dear Readers,

Very little.
And i hope my annoyance shows.
But seriously, I work for the city.  my job has to do with taking what information people send in on paper and turning it inot digital information...scanning, typing...THEN, if someone wants informationa bout someone else, i apply the rules (freeedom of information act, et al) and complete the transaction.

Sounds exciting when you type it!
Thanks for your question.
k

Hi Kkay!

So... have you lived in NYC all your life? How do you like it there?

Hi Kkay!

So... have you lived in NYC all your life? How do you like it there?


Dear Readers, 
I have always lived in NY.  I have lived in Staten Island, Manhattan and Nyack.  I am one of few native islanders left.  It's lovely...if you know where to go and i'm happy to be the last of my family here.  Despite the traffic and over-development, there are still great places to go for fun, nature, art and the like...come on over and I'll show you around.
Karen

Dear Readers, 
I have always lived in NY.  I have lived in Staten Island, Manhattan and Nyack.  I am one of few native islanders left.  It's lovely...if you know where to go and i'm happy to be the last of my family here.  Despite the traffic and over-development, there are still great places to go for fun, nature, art and the like...come on over and I'll show you around.
Karen

Cool! 8)

Where's you favorite place to eat?

Favorite thing to do?

Which is superior?

Burzum or Mayhem?

Where's you favorite place to eat?

Favorite thing to do?




Dear Readers,

I love eating at a little place called Bahr's.  i'ts under a drawbridge in new jersey. great bisque and booze...you can drive or boat to it.
I also enjoy the spanish joint called "carmen's " that's near here...great paella and sangria.

To do? play guitar and sing....go to see some foreign films at the little art house.  I like to work in the garden too.

thanks!
KK

Which is superior?

Burzum or Mayhem?


Dear Readers


This is not technically about me HOWEVER
I have to go with Burzum.  Mayhem are far tjogoofy for me, with those vocals....the high pitch.... mayhem may have helpet black metal oe popular
but i still believet hat burzum was the real sheesh. It was turly dark and depressing with beuatiful ambient air about it...

kk

Dear Readers


This is not technically about me HOWEVER
I have to go with Burzum.  Mayhem are far tjogoofy for me, with those vocals....the high pitch.... mayhem may have helpet black metal oe popular
but i still believet hat burzum was the real sheesh. It was turly dark and depressing with beuatiful ambient air about it...

kk


How excited are you that the Count is going to be released?

Will we be making a trip to Norway to praise Lord Vikernes?

How excited are you that the Count is going to be released?

Will we be making a trip to Norway to praise Lord Vikernes?


Yes. We will row there.

I used to work on that end of the Island at Communtiy National Bank (back in 1988).  I remember seeing a statue in the middle of an intersection (found out it's called Winged Victory).  Is that in Tottenville?  And if so, is the statue still there.

I used to work on that end of the Island at Communtiy National Bank (back in 1988).  I remember seeing a statue in the middle of an intersection (found out it's called Winged Victory).  Is that in Tottenville?  And if so, is the statue still there.


This is a question about New York.
BUT...

Tottenville is the southernmost town.
That statue is in Pleasant Plains...yeah , it's there.  Every once in a while someone blows the traffic light and hits it. 

Is that really you in your avatar?

Dear KKay,

What are your thoughts on dips (the food sort)? Which types do you like best? Are there any you particularly dislike? Would you care to share one of your favorite dip recipes with us?

Thank you.

Dear KKay,

What are your thoughts on dips (the food sort)? Which types do you like best? Are there any you particularly dislike? Would you care to share one of your favorite dip recipes with us?

Thank you.


Dear Dip-lovers:

You are talking to the right person. I love dip. I love cream-bsed dip more than the tomoato (salsa) kind or the cheese kind- although jalapeno fake cheese is really really good.

My recipe: sour cream, chopped scallion, chopped onion and garlic (all these chopped super fine), cumin and cilantro. Chopped red and yellow pepper. 
Just go for it with the cumin..you'll love this on top of baked potato or broccoli too.
delish.

Thanks for asking! I"m open to recipe submissions (PM me!)  :)

Is that really you in your avatar?


i wish it were.
you can pretend it is.

I do.

(it's elizabeth montgomery...people tell me i look like her, but I dont.  i rotate images of her all the time)

i wish it were.
you can pretend it is.

I do.

(it's elizabeth montgomery...people tell me i look like her, but I dont.  i rotate images of her all the time)


;D

She's very attractive. 

i wish it were.
you can pretend it is.

I do.

(it's elizabeth montgomery...people tell me i look like her, but I dont.  i rotate images of her all the time)
did you know that nasophiles worship elizabeth montgomery as a goddess? that little *tinkatinkatink* thing she does when she casts a spell is like a lap dance for a nasophile.

did you know that nasophiles worship elizabeth montgomery as a goddess? that little *tinkatinkatink* thing she does when she casts a spell is like a lap dance for a nasophile.

Dear Wierdo,
That's why I chose her image.  (and practice it at night under the covers, secretly.)
KK

Dear Wierdo,
That's why I chose her image.  (and practice it at night under the covers, secretly.)
KK
weirdo? moi?

i wonder if they dig the movie "sleeper." if they cry when that disembodied scnoz gets steamrolled.

weirdo? moi?

i wonder if they dig the movie "sleeper." if they cry when that disembodied scnoz gets steamrolled.


that scene is for the nose lovers that are into pain...

i cant really to that nose- wiggle thing- i'm working on it though.

Do you prefer melodic black/doom metal, with the whole ambiance and nature thing going on.. or do you prefer harder more black/death metal, with the aggression, frustration and pain?

Do you prefer melodic black/doom metal, with the whole ambiance and nature thing going on.. or do you prefer harder more black/death metal, with the aggression, frustration and pain?


I have to say i enjoy the mythological and nature-related themes found in the more melodic metal....however, for me and my aural satisfaction, i prefer the black/death metal ...the scarier the better (and faster!)

I have to say i enjoy the mythological and nature-related themes found in the more melodic metal....however, for me and my aural satisfaction, i prefer the black/death metal ...the scarier the better (and faster!)



200+ SP Drum Machine style Helicopter double bass  :)

200+ SP Drum Machine style Helicopter double bass  :)
    boooooooooooooooooooong.

200+ SP Drum Machine style Helicopter double bass  :)



    boooooooooooooooooooong.


Is this the "ask Tia what he thinks about DT's concept of what metal KK likes" thread?

Is this the "ask Tia what he thinks about DT's concept of what metal KK likes" thread?

Yeah, sorry, our attorneys have determined that we are legally better-suited than you to address questions regarding your tastes and interests. It gets a little complicated, I'm afriad.

What year were you born in?

What year were you born in?


I was born in '65.
good year!

I was born in '65.
good year!
year of the gulf of tonkin resolution.

year of the gulf of tonkin resolution.


I was a result of that.

I was born in '65.
good year!


Why doesn't your profile show your age?

Why doesn't your profile show your age?
she changes her avatar all the time like i do, and you have to re-enter your b-day every time. i stopped doing it long ago.

she changes her avatar all the time like i do, and you have to re-enter your b-day every time. i stopped doing it long ago.


She's not self-conscious about her age, then?  ;D

She's not self-conscious about her age, then?  ;D

she changes her avatar all the time like i do, and you have to re-enter your b-day every time. i stopped doing it long ago.



Boys, I'm in the room...:-)
no...I'm not self conscious.
and i don't think i look my age anyway...

(OK, Tia, this is where you chime in)

Boys, I'm in the room...:-)
no...I'm not self conscious.
and i don't think i look my age anyway...

(OK, Tia, this is where you chime in)

kkay's dreamy. and she has a very comely schnoz.

Are you good-looking?

Yeah, sorry, our attorneys have determined that we are legally better-suited than you to address questions regarding your tastes and interests. It gets a little complicated, I'm afriad.


I'm more than willing to let you take over. you really do know better than I.

kkay's dreamy. and she has a very comely schnoz.

thanks honey. your beak ain't half bad either.

Are you good-looking?


I think T will take this one too...
otherwise there are like, a million pictures of me on the boards... somewhere...you can judge.

I think T will take this one too...
otherwise there are like, a million pictures of me on the boards... somewhere...you can judge.


I'll field it.


Are you good-looking?


Ja. HANDS OFF!

okay. i'm confused.

Hmm, Kkay. So born in 1965 .... makes you in your 41 st birthday year !

and i don't think i look my age anyway...





































http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:bpRF7IY6Qv3svM:www.dayformothers.com/images/mother-teresa-india.jpg
"Hi, I'm Kkay"


and i don't think i look my age anyway...





:) :) :)


Yep! I'd have to agree with you there!

:D ;D :D


i told them not to print that!!!!!

okay. i'm confused.


MIke..er...Tia is the only one authorized to speak for me. if he is not present, i will designate a speaker.

MIke..er...Tia is the only one authorized to speak for me. if he is not present, i will designate a speaker.

it's not that i'm absent, it's that i have no idea what that post was all about. except real big letters. and lots of random emoticons. it's like an encoded message or something.

it's not that i'm absent, it's that i have no idea what that post was all about. except real big letters. and lots of random emoticons. it's like an encoded message or something.

i hate all the spacing!!! when i see a really long space like that in a post i avoid the thread.

Have you ever seen an alien?

Have you ever seen an alien?
she did once, in springfield, virginia, yes.

although i prefer the term "extraterrestrial."

she did once, in springfield, virginia, yes.


I would think a civilization vastly more advanced than our own would have a better navigation system.



(so besides Mike, no, I have not seen an alien)

I would think a civilization vastly more advanced than our own would have a better navigation system.



(so besides Mike, no, I have not seen an alien)
we navigate very well astrally. i've covered this.

we navigate very well astrally. i've covered this.

well go start a "ask me about astral navigation" thread.

well go start a "ask me about astral navigation" thread.


i would but i'm not sure which way to go.

i would but i'm not sure which way to go.


that's because you are so intellectually advanced that our caveman-like computer forum stumps you.

Have you ever been to Pennsylvania?

How's your health been?

Wow, what to ask ...

Ummm, how do you get to the Shaolin Temple?

Have you ever been to Indiana?

Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego? ;D

Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego? ;D
You Stinkah!  :D

How do I ask you about you? ???

How do I ask you about you? ???
You Stinkah! Just kidding, i mean can't you take a joke, sheesh! ::)

How do I ask you about you? ???
I Do not know.

I Do not know.


That's what I was trying to ask.

That's what I was trying to ask.
Well Geez I'm Sorry. :D

Wow, what to ask ...

Ummm, how do you get to the Shaolin Temple?


Practice, practice, practice.

Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego? ;D

behind your sofa.


Have you ever been to Indiana?

yeah, several times. and that goes for any other question about any other place. i'm pretty sure i've been there. and before you jokingly ask me about Saskatoon, Sasketchewan,,yeah, I've been there.


How's your health been?


Ok but for my dumb ankle.  of course, I'm supposed to keep it up for five days. so I went on a picnic and went shopping and out for breakfast and now i'm cleaning the house so if you ask me in the future i'm sure i'll sasy my ankle hurts.

Practice, practice, practice.behind your sofa.
yeah, several times. and that goes for any other question about any other place. i'm pretty sure i've been there. and before you jokingly ask me about Saskatoon, Sasketchewan,,yeah, I've been there.

Ok but for my dumb ankle.  of course, I'm supposed to keep it up for five days. so I went on a picnic and went shopping and out for breakfast and now i'm cleaning the house so if you ask me in the future i'm sure i'll sasy my ankle hurts.


Hope you feel better. ;)

Practice, practice, practice.behind your sofa.
yeah, several times. and that goes for any other question about any other place. i'm pretty sure i've been there. and before you jokingly ask me about Saskatoon, Sasketchewan,,yeah, I've been there.

Ok but for my dumb ankle.  of course, I'm supposed to keep it up for five days. so I went on a picnic and went shopping and out for breakfast and now i'm cleaning the house so if you ask me in the future i'm sure i'll sasy my ankle hurts.


Oh jeez, I've only been to Indiana 3 times and it's cut 10 years off of my life expentancy.. I feel so bad for you.

Is your mouth dry? And, if not, does it taste okay in there?

Do you wear cosmetics?

What's your favorite music?

How much do you love  Michael Palin?  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/yllove.gif

Do you wear cosmetics?


not really. I wear blue mascara sometimes.  I like to do bad disco eyesahdow for dressing up. 

What's your favorite music?

70s pop and male vocals like bowie and gabriel.
How much do you love  Michael Palin?  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/yllove.gif

I love him tons. But i need a time machine to go back and get him in like....1970.  the pic of him in the sig line is my favorite. sooooo cute. and the suit is great.

70s pop and male vocals like bowie and gabriel.I love him tons. But i need a time machine to go back and get him in like....1970.  the pic of him in the sig line is my favorite. sooooo cute. and the suit is great.


http://www.prm.ox.ac.uk/images/palin.jpg

I love him tons. But i need a time machine to go back and get him in like....1970.  the pic of him in the sig line is my favorite. sooooo cute. and the suit is great.


Nuh Uh!!

He's much nicer in the early - mid 90's doing all of his around the world sort of programs.

But then again.. I'm viewing this from the perspective of a nice chap who'd give me lots of money and you're more in it for the humor and f**king.

http://www.prm.ox.ac.uk/images/palin.jpg


thanks howard. so cute. ugh.


I'm viewing this from the perspective of a nice chap who'd give me lots of money and you're more in it for the humor and f**king.


YOU'R'E RIGHT!

When will you be free to take some tea with me?

YOU'R'E RIGHT!


Rich Uncle Michael.

Rich Uncle Michael.


R-rum?

R-rum?


Hmmm, if Michael Palin was my Rich Uncle I dare say I could buy a lot of rum.

thanks howard. so cute. ugh.

YOU'R'E RIGHT!


But he's old. :o

When will you be free to take some tea with me?


4:30 today or next thursday.

but i'm stnill recovering os you'll have to come to me.


But he's old. :o


right. he's still cute. but i like the 60s-70s version of him..

4:30 today or next thursday.

but i'm stnill recovering os you'll have to come to me.

right. he's still cute. but i like the 60s-70s version of him..


without the wrinkles....  ;D

without the wrinkles....  ;D


thing is, i have them now. ;D

thing is, i have them now. ;D


And I don't.

And I don't.


good for you! :)

good for you! :)


Maybe when I reach my 40's. :o

Maybe when I reach my 40's. :o



Fourty is the new thrity, don't ya know?

Fourty is the new thrity, don't ya know?


Then what's 33?  ;D

Fourty is the new thrity, don't ya know?


I was hoping it was the new 20.  I could use a little more time.

I was hoping it was the new 20.  I could use a little more time.



Then what do you suppose 33 is? ;D

Then what do you suppose 33 is? ;D


The mark of the beast, clearly.

The mark of the beast, clearly.


Clearly. :)

The mark of the beast, clearly.



I thought that was 666? ???

I thought that was 666? ???


Nope.

It's 469273.

Howard, if you manage to unravel my subtle subterfuge I'll give you a cookie.

Nope.

It's 469273.

Howard, if you manage to unravel my subtle subterfuge I'll give you a cookie.


How do I do that?

How do I do that?


Use your head.

Use your head.



I'm afraid I'll get it wrong.

Howard, your sincere and polite way of communicating on the board is a little strange to me. How much of your Internet facade is you in real life?  ???

Howard, your sincere and polite way of communicating on the board is a little strange to me. How much of your Internet facade is you in real life?  ???


Could you elaborate further?  ???

You can ask "what movie you like most?" :)

Huh. This thread is beginning to read like a chat with Smarterchild.

I don't know if the last post was a question or not, but here goes.

all time number one is Jaws.
then the following:

The right stuff
weekend
jules and jim
2001
royal tennenbaums
emporer of the sun


there are more, of course. but i can never remember.

Could you elaborate further?  ???


He means, "How much are you like your online self in real life?"

He means, "How much are you like your online self in real life?"


wow.. didn't see that question at all.
I guess pretty much the same.  Of course, you don't get the annoyance or sadness or anger, just like with everyone else-
but generally, I'm talking about the same stuff and making the same kinds of jokes.

wow.. didn't see that question at all.
I guess pretty much the same.  Of course, you don't get the annoyance or sadness or anger, just like with everyone else-
but generally, I'm talking about the same stuff and making the same kinds of jokes.




Heh, he was talking to Howard... But okay! It was nice to know about you anyway.

He means, "How much are you like your online self in real life?"




About 50%.

Heh, he was talking to Howard... But okay! It was nice to know about you anyway.


He should've asked in the ask Howard thread then

He should've asked in the ask Howard thread then


It doesn't make sense to post here.

My fault, everyone...for some reason I thought this was Howard's thread.  :-[

My fault, everyone...for some reason I thought this was Howard's thread.  :-[


It's easy to get confused over that.  Nearly every thread in this bit seems to turn into Ask Howard at some point

It's easy to get confused over that.  Nearly every thread in this bit seems to turn into Ask Howard at some point


HA!  ;D ;D

He should've asked in the ask Howard thread then


right, karen.
i figure, if it's a question, it's for me.

how about a 'ask me what i think about howard" thread? ;D

right, karen.
i figure, if it's a question, it's for me.

how about a 'ask me what i think about howard" thread? ;D



don't ask her... :(

Howard, what do you think about Howard?

Karen

What do you think about Howard?

Howard, what do you think about Howard?



I'm quite a handsome dude. ;)

Karen,

What do you think about the other Karen?
What do you think about every other member on this board?

Karen

What do you think about Howard?



Yeah Karen,I'm waiting What do you think of me? ???

Yeah Karen,I'm waiting What do you think of me? ???


I like you very much. I think you are an upstanding young man.


Karen,

What do you think about the other Karen?
What do you think about every other member on this board?


I like her very much. I think she is an upstanding young person.

Every other member is under severe scruitiny.

Kay,what do you think about Dom aka Meat?

I like you very much. I think you are an upstanding young man.

I like her very much. I think she is an upstanding young person.

Every other member is under severe scruitiny.


Thanks. ;)

Kay,what do you think about Dom aka Meat?


I think he's a fine upstanding young man with great hair.
And a very very funny guy that is always above me in the "who's above me" thread.
all around i give him a 7.5 out of 10.

I like her very much. I think she is an upstanding young person.



Thank you (especially the young bit!).  But I'm sitting down at the moment!

Can I ask you about me?