Ask me really wacky things like, "Why do animals have COATS of fur?" and I'll respond with a wacky answer, "Because they couldn't afford a fur jacket"


Anyway, ASK AWAY!

What do call a flying turtle?

Why does Ripp make such whacky threads?

Lorac: It's called a Flurtle, because the people who created the flying turtles did not have any imagination for names and just called it a flurtle, or sometimes a Turlying.
DominEl: I make wacky threads because the sky will turn green in about an hour and birds fly backwards, really, you just don't know it, and flats aren't flat. Life has a meaning but we'll find out when we reach heaven. Death isn't the end. Everyone has a secret and even the richest person does common things. That's why.

Ask me more questions! Come on!!!!! :D

Is Ripp the Queen of Stupid Fruit Loops?

My daddy died with a needle in his arm?

Are you the Man on the Moon?

Which car won the most in The Wacky Races?

In the Smurfs, who was Vanity Smurf's closet boyfriend?

Do you know if you've been Tangoed?

Why does a hen lay eggs?








































(Because it doesn't lay bacon...sorry, answered my own question!)

Why is it that when I go to the toilet I have the fervent desire to read something?

Donnie: Yes, I am the Queen of Stupid Fruit Loops.
Tubeway: No, silly! Your daddy died with a pink bobble in his eye!
Trimac: That's George Bush. He went up there because he had no bacon. He thought when the moon looked red it was made of bacon.
Karen: ...well, obviously, no, because...well, you were just tangoed yourself.
Paul: I am not going to answer that.
Bobby: Because when you go to the toilet, little signals are sent up to your brain telling it, it should inconvenience you by making you want to read something. I suggest that no matter how desperate you are, you should, before you go to the toilet, read a page of a book, or better still take one up (make sure it's interesting!) and lay it down on the floor, open, so you can look round and read it.
Trimac: Vanity Smurf's closest boyfriend was Closet Smurf. He had lots of fashionable clothes and thats why Vanity thought he was called Closet.

What is a Jart?

Is Ripp a wacky name?

A jart is a backwards traj, and yes.

A Man on Fire, a Naked Man, and a man in a longcoat with a gray hat smoking a cigarette are in a room with 3 walls. The man on fire says "From dust you came, to dust you will return.".. the naked man begins to weep. The gray man leaves and a pale man jumps from behind the door and stabs the reflection of himself across the room and says "A vengenace I'd never known."... the man on fire growls, but finds himself affixed to a chain. The mirror shatters and the pale man pours himself a glass of water. He chokes on the water and falls to the ground. The man on fire does not help him. The naked man hangs himself. The gray man returns and collects one object from each person. What does he collect?

There IS a correct answer to this.

if the instructions on a mircowave meal says to rotate half way thru and my mircowave has a turntable thingy, do I still need to rotate it?

Tubeway: Er...the rope the naked guy hung from, the chain, and the glass?
Lorac: Probably.

Tubeway: Er...the rope the naked guy hung from, the chain, and the glass?


Oh, you couldn't POSSIBLY be more wrong!

Yes I could.
The purple monkey dishwasher from Naked Guy, a big mousemat, and a cheesecake. Mmm cheesecake.

No, it is actually a cake. It is thicker than a pie, and all that, and plus I don't much like cheesy pie but i like cheesecake so there.

What is a Jart?

the commonly misspelled word "Fart" now go Ripp one off  ;)

the commonly misspelled word "Fart" now go Ripp one off  ;)
Did the darts when thrown make a similar noise?

Did the darts when thrown make a similar noise?

pull my finger and i'll let you know

Darts actually make a sharp crackling noise and then sound like they're paper in the wind when thrown.
Possibly if you eat all your strawberry and apricot jelly!

How wacky are you?

What is KLUNKS occupation in Wacky Races?

What is KLUNKS occupation in Wacky Races?




You mean,the cartoon?

You mean,the cartoon?


yes, the character who used to make those funny grimacing faces and sounds

yes, the character who used to make those funny grimacing faces and sounds



The Dog? ???

Why do they call taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?

Why do they call taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?


or making a dump

The Dog? ???


NO. The human in the flying jacket!

If a mandrill driving a Porsche ran as an independent on the clam-dip ticket, how may signatures would it require to be authorized to ride a bobsled through Al Gore's bathroom?

Do you like Wacky packages?

1. I'm very wacky.
2. To get rid of the other people racing so he can win - a cheater. And Ballroom Dancer.
3. They call it taking a dump because they ate cheese, now leave me alone ----------------- j/k
4. It depends on how many penguins were on board the HMS Harmony at the time, within the realms of Heronland, considering the possibility of roadside fabric shops with cars parked inside them. If this amount is 31, then the amount of signatures needed would be 98.
5. No.

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Is this wacky enough?  ;D

These questions are piling up

What is the oldest wine in private hands that remains undrunk?

Where is the wackiest place on earth?  ;D

These questions are piling up




I know...Where is she when you need her? ???

These questions are piling up
Why not ask me on my own Aak Me Thread?

Why not ask me on my own Aak Me Thread?


ask you about wacky stuff?

ask you about wacky stuff?
I will have a shot at answering them.

I will have a shot at answering them.



Ok very well then

Ok very well then
No one ask me any yet

How wacky is Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)?

Howard: No way near being wacky enough.
Philip: ...Red Wine.
Howard: Germany or the local chippy.
Howard: I don't think he's wacky really, just a little cuckoo.

Who's the most wackiest people you've bumped into?

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Who's the most wackiest on this board?

If you eat natural food, will you still die from natural causes?

How wacky is Bellevue?  ;D

When three-fifths of the glomulates of Zyree are surgically implanted in Paris Hilton's right elbow, how will Scooby Doo?

Howard: An annoying old lady at the shops.
DJ Midas: 47.
Howard: MEEEEEEEE!
Philip Eno: Maybe if the cheese is not.
Howard: Bellevue is 3/5s wacky, 2/5s drunk on whisky.
Johnny D: Scooby Doo da doo be noo la a boo ga voodoo le roodu nu.

Philip Eno: Maybe if the cheese is not.

But how natural can cheese be?

Philip: Milk in a cheese-shaped mould.

How wacky is wacky? ;D

Philip: Milk in a cheese-shaped mould.
Oh yes!

Do you know why......

How come Nabisco Sugar wafers are NEVER ON SALE!?????

If you know this then you'll know the answer possibly to my next question regarding them but answer this first!

Do you know why......

How come Nabisco Sugar wafers are NEVER ON SALE!?????

If you know this then you'll know the answer possibly to my next question regarding them but answer this first!


Maybe because supermarkets are waiting for a specific time to put them on sale.

Howard: Waffles.
Saver: They are stolen by sugar-high fangirls of anime and they are then pelted at anime-haters.

Do you have any wacky tobaccy? :D

You know what? Nabisco "Lorna Doone" cookies are never on sale either!  And they're like $4 a box...so it's probably good that they're not because I'd buy them (and subsequently eat the entire box myself) a lot more often.

Let's see, wacky questions:

--What color is an earthworm's blood? (if he has blood)
--Do you think it's weird that President Lincoln had a secretery named Kennedy and President Kennedy has a secretery named Lincoln?
--If Michael Jackson Moonwalked on the Moon, would it still be Moonwalking, or regular walking?  ;D

Were those wacky enough? LOL.  ;)

Please could I ask if it's possible for a human to cough louder than a jet engine??