I notice everyone must have their own "ask me" thread, just ask your question in this tread and you can get multiple answers, one of the ladies should start an "Ask the gals anything" thread

Wow... this is bound to get some terrifying and completely differing results.

Woman: Why do men have to be so inconsiderate? Why can't they just be compassionate?

Jiminy: *posts photoshop of Howard's face on Hitler*

Howard: Robin's a pain in my A-S-S. SEX!!!

Apricot: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.

Me: Well, it all started when some pirates got drunk at a bar....

Alcoholica: I was one of those pirates, I remember.

::)

I got a good idea for Howard cooking... Can ya smell what I got cooking?  ;D

who liked my
Bring a thread back from the dead
game?

I'd love to see this get off the ground.. I think it'd look exactly how you put it.

guys and girls can ask questions here

Yeah.. Where's Beth?

Ok guys.. have you ever been with two women at the same time?

Ok guys.. have you ever been with two women at the same time?


Bobby: Not physically, lol.

XD Oh yeah, loads of times. Walking through the halls, I'd be with 3, 4, maybe even 5 women at a time. I don't think there is a time when I'm not with more than one woman.

... Oh, wait, that's not what you mean? I'm sorry, my innocent 15-year-old mind cannot comprehend what you're talking about.  ::)


We'll try not to corrupt your fragile little mind.  ;)  ;D

ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)

ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)


Bobby: Interesting question, Danoota, lol, and the honest answer is I don't know. There is something primitively instinctive inside us men that makes us go mad when we see them and something I personally can't explain. It's like woman's fascination with purses and shoes . . . ;D

It's like woman's fascination with purses and shoes . . . ;D


Actually I would equate it more with our fascination with strong(yet loving) arms.  But we tend
to be much more discreet when we are looking. Guys seem to just go so obviously trance like.

Actually I would equate it more with our fascination with strong(yet loving) arms.  But we tend
to be much more discreet when we are looking. Guys seem to just go so obviously trance like.


Really? Well I never knew that. I suppose that signifies strength and protectiveness. Hmmm! I think I'm going to have to do some weights or something.  ;D

anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D

anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D


OK, I'm asking

Really? Well I never knew that. I suppose that signifies strength and protectiveness. Hmmm! I think I'm going to have to do some weights or something.  ;D


I think you are right there. There are some fems that may deny it(the protectiveness part), they'd be fibbing. That whole arm flexing thing just does it for us. ;)

anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D

we usually don't have to ask  ;D

I think you are right there. There are some fems that may deny it(the protectiveness part), they'd be fibbing. That whole arm flexing thing just does it for us. ;)


Tee hee. Thanks for your candour, Danoota.  ;)

anybody wanna ask me anything about Robin? ;D


Well, Howard. My girlfriend suggests you should do us all a favour and give Robin a good seeing to.  ;D

why did you call me robocock ;D

why did you call me robocock ;D


What kind of fantasy world are you living in, sonny Jim?  ;D

we tend to be much more discreet when we are looking. Guys seem to just go so obviously trance like.
That's because they are such simple creatures............ ;)

i live in the moon with the voices :D

ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)


Breasts are awesome, however, 'swinging sweater puppies' is by far a nicer term.

It's cus, no matter how hard a guy trys he can't really get his own..

Because they're... pretty? Why do you think that artists paint women in the nude all the time? 'CAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY!


TRUE!

Much as i love the little feller.. he ain't exactly.. well.. i'm happy he isn't on my chest.

breastest are the bestest  ;D
Y might put up a strong argument though ;)

ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


LOL


Erin :)

ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


LOL


Nope.

Never found another bloke attractive.

Course, most women wouldn't find my mates attractive  ;D

ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


LOL


Erin :)

i got kicked in the balls once, that was a painfull male crush  ;D
do you really think any guy would admit having homosexual thought?  ;D

i got kicked in the balls once, that was a painfull male crush  ;D
do you really think any guy would admit having homosexual thought?  ;D



i don't know what the big deal about it is really...I mean.. girls admit to thinking women are attractive all the time...and I am not asking if you guys have physically done anything with another guy...just wondering if you have ever had any guy that you found to be attractive..etc.


Erin :)

what the hell is clam-tomato juice? ???
it doesn't taste to bad  ;D

ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)

i don't know what the big deal about it is really...I mean.. girls admit to thinking women are attractive all the time...and I am not asking if you guys have physically done anything with another guy...just wondering if you have ever had any guy that you found to be attractive..etc.


Erin :)
I've never been attracted to a guy but there are guys who I can look at and know that they are popular with the ladies

i had a crush on Bobby once ;)

I've never been attracted to a guy but there are guys who I can look at and know that they are popular with the ladies



ok cool..that's fair enough!

LOL ;D

Erin :)

ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)
describe kinky
lets just say I have stories that would make Howard blush   ;D

ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)


Never Say Never.

Says it all really..

It's cus, no matter how hard a guy trys he can't really get his own..
Oh Believe me they can and it is NOT attractive !?!

Oh Believe me they can and it is NOT attractive !?!


He He He.. well yeah we can sort of.. but it takes a lot of effort

describe kinky
lets just say I have stories that would make Howard blush   ;D



i imagine you do jimmy....

gotta love those sordid skeletons in the closets..LOL!

Erin :)

Are you an @ss man or a t!t man?

Are you an @ss man or a t!t man?
someplace in between   :D ;D

someplace in between   :D ;D


Y, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Y, I have no idea what you are talking about.
::)

ok....guys..have any of you ever had a somewhat male crush? come on now...admit it!


Well, that Philip Eno's pretty hot..

Well, that Philip Eno's pretty hot..
In what way?

Yeah... and women can lift up their shirts, and it's beautiful. If men pull down their pants, it's like... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can't run naked. Bouncing male genitalia is... HIGHLY disturbing. Women, on the other hand... well, if they weren't too big, to the point where it would hurt... not a lot of people would mind.

Us men are so ugly.  :\'(


Well.. we can run naked.. it's just she complains

Yeah... and women can lift up their shirts, and it's beautiful. If men pull down their pants, it's like... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can't run naked. Bouncing male genitalia is... HIGHLY disturbing. Women, on the other hand... well, if they weren't too big, to the point where it would hurt... not a lot of people would mind.

Us men are so ugly.  :\'(


I'd have to agree with you.  

Men look great as long as they've got the package covered.

ok, what is with you guys and breasts? It is like you go catatonic when you see them, stare with
you mouths open and drool.  What gives(besides the obvious)? ::)


I like playing the bongos on Robin's breasts.They also remind me of 2 soft pillows ;)

Dude, did you ever stop to think a job might be good for you? I can't think of what it'll hurt. Sounds like she has the right idea.

Are you an @ss man or a t!t man?



I'm a bush man ;D

Dude, did you ever stop to think a job might be good for you? I can't think of what it'll hurt. Sounds like she has the right idea.


getting a job in a porno shop? But,that's gonna look funny on my resume.What's gonna happen when the next employer sees that? He's gonna laugh himself silly ;D

ok...are you guys as kinky as some of you let on or is it all an act?


Erin :)


I've never really tried a kinky act before but I'm willing to try sooner or later ;D

Once upon a time I had a fling with a guy 12 years younger.  ::)  He was 30 (and B-U-F-F!)It was great but after a while I figured he was just a bit to mmmm...immature.  Is that an abberation?  Do any of you guys ever look at older women with lust in your heart?

Once upon a time I had a fling with a guy 12 years younger.   ::)  He was 30 (and B-U-F-F!)It was great but after a while I figured he was just a bit to mmmm...immature.  Is that an abberation?  Do any of you guys ever look at older women with lust in your heart?



sometimes I do Danoota. But,love is more important :)

sometimes I do Danoota. But,love is more important :)


Your a good man Howard, you know what counts ;)

Once upon a time I had a fling with a guy 12 years younger.  ::)  He was 30 (and B-U-F-F!)It was great but after a while I figured he was just a bit to mmmm...immature.  Is that an abberation?  Do any of you guys ever look at older women with lust in your heart?



I also learned, never date anyone prettier than yourself.  ;) ;D





Cat

I guess you will all call me Shallow Hal, but my girlfriend is 25  ::)

I also learned, never date anyone prettier than yourself. ;) ;D


Cat


Uh oh, I'm in trouble. ;D

No, you're safe, it only applies to women dating "prettier" men ;) Not that you're a bad looking guy :)


"Prettier" men in what sense?

Okay, guys, a similar question to the one posted in "Ask Ladies", which of the females here would you like to shag, Babay? ;D

Okay, guys, a similar question to the one posted in "Ask Ladies", which of the females here would you like to shag, Babay? ;D



Thats a really cruddy question. Sex always makes things akward.

It's just a hypothetical question, Alex. We'd probably be rejected anyway if they knew us better. ;D
Thats a really cruddy question. Sex always makes things akward.

Thats a really cruddy question. Sex always makes things akward.

it's nice to see you are not liberal on every subject   ;D
I kid, I kid