Yes, I said "Porn Games"! In the 70's and 80's, Atari released Porn Games...and Atari had nothing to do about it!

Games such as "Custers Revenge" and "Beat 'em and Eat 'em" were a few controversial porn games.

Were there any others?

Philly Flasher, Knight on the town, Gigolo and Burning Desire I remember at the moment.

I remember EGM did a naughtiest games of all time, the game Beat em and Eat em they had to mark out certain lines.  :D

I have the Porky's Game for Atari 2600.  It has a scene showing a woman showering, but given the graphics, it's nothing more than flesh coloured squiggly lines with blue dots over top of it LOL

That's the funny thing about Atari 2600 adult games.

It's really silly to even make porn games on a system with very simple graphics like that.

That's the funny thing about Atari 2600 adult games.

It's really silly to even make porn games on a system with very simple graphics like that.


The Angry Video Game Nerd made an episode especially for Atari Porn.

The Angry Video Game Nerd made an episode especially for Atari Porn.


I watched that before, it's pretty funny.

I watched that before, it's pretty funny.


I would watch that vid again, he even calls "Jungle Fever" "Jungle (I_am_a_loser_who_has_no_respect_for_women)".

Then he ends it with saying "Have you played Atari today"? Then he says..."fudge Yeah, but you don't want to know what I was playing"!

Even the intro was interesting...all about General Armstrong Custer.

He called it Jungle I am a loser who has no respect for wome..... Oh, censor filter, nevermind. :D

He called it Jungle I am a loser who has no respect for wome..... Oh, censor filter, nevermind. :D


I think the filter should be either Mike Hunt or See You Next Tuesday. (Get it)?

I get it.

That's the funny thing about Atari 2600 adult games.

It's really silly to even make porn games on a system with very simple graphics like that.


I wonder if anyone ever actually got turned on my that game.  ???

I wonder if anyone ever actually got turned on my that game.  ???


I wouldn't really know... But considering what I see nowadays... No I take that back, I highly doubt it.

I wouldn't really know... But considering what I see nowadays... No I take that back, I highly doubt it.


I'll take the other side of that bet. 

Considering what I see nowadays, I guarantee it. 

(You Know You're An Old Fart When... you remember a time before you knew about Rule 34.)

I'll take the other side of that bet. 

Considering what I see nowadays, I guarantee it. 

(You Know You're An Old Fart When... you remember a time before you knew about Rule 34.)


Well, maybe... I just can't picture someone playing Custard's Revenge being turned on without them having a Lego fetish(does that exist?).

Although I maybe wrong... Considering all the rule 34 I've seen on different video games.  ::)

I remember there being controversy on a certain video game about being able to see a woman's... private parts... to which the developers replied, "The area in question was only three pixels wide - anyone who thought they could see anything was probably applying that which we call 'wishful thinking'."

Well, maybe... I just can't picture someone playing Custard's Revenge being turned on without them having a Lego fetish(does that exist?).


It does, but that's not important right now.  Back to Custer's Revenge, think outside the box.  Shouldn't be too hard - it's only three pixels wide and all that.  

"Honey, whaddya say if I make it to the next level on only one life, you gotta..."

I vaguely remember an (IBM PC, DOS-based, 16-color 80x24 text, circa 1987/8) Monopoly game along those lines.  The squares were named after 70s/80s disco references, and if you landed on a square owned by someone else, you could either pay in cash, or (if and only if genders, sexual orientations, and kinkiness-related number that ranged from PG-to-XXX matched up) you could "work off the debt"...

Wow... Never heard of a Monopoly game set like that.

I wonder if anyone ever actually got turned on my that game.  ???


Games with stick man graphics?  There could be sickos out there who beat their sticks while watching sticks :D