What movie quotes do you find, yourself using in real life?

Unfortunately, here are the ones, I have to admit, that I embarrassingly use in real life!

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10)  "Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."  - Top Gun

  9)  "You're gonna need a bigger boat."  - Jaws

  8)  "I have a bad feeling about this."  -  Any Star Wars film.

  7)  "There can only be one!"  -  Highlander

  6)  "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."  - Blue Brothers

  5)  "You killed my father. Prepare to die."  - Princess Bride

  4)  "Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?" - Raiders of the Lost Ark

  3)  "What kind of Mickey Mouse team would name their team the ducks?" - Space Jam

  2)  "Do or do not. There is no try."  -  Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

  1)  "I getting too old for this ****."  -  Lethal Weapon

  I can't imagine how you would use any of those quotes in everyday conversations, except for maybe #1, #8 and #10...

   I can't imagine how you would use any of those quotes in everyday conversations, except for maybe #1, #8 and #10...


True.

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Sometimes you just gotta say WTF!  - Risky Business


Every time I drive to Bev. Hills I always quote Pretty Woman "Beverly Hills is down the hill"

I also say "Everybody's gotta dream. What's your dream?" also from Pretty Woman


"Goonies never say die!"


and  I say "I wipe my own ass. I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!"  - Big Daddy  I say that a lot... there's no real context for it I just like saying it!  :D

Most of those mentioned plus...

"F*bleep*k you, you f*blooping*g f*blip*k!"
 - Blue Velvet

"You f*bleep*ed up!  You trusted us!"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
 - Animal House

"I picked the wrong day to quit (insert whatever vice seems most appropriate here)"
 - Airplane

""I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to find that (whatever) is going on in here!"
 - Casablanca

"“I mean, say what you like about the tenets of (whatever), Dude, at least it’s an ethos"
 - The Big Lebowski

"Oh my God, the quaterback IS toast!"
 - Die Hard, used this once back in the early 90s when some guy passed me, spun out 100 yards ahead of me, and I spontaneously blurted it out at the moment of impact.  Swerve around wreck, hit the shoulder, confirmed no injuries in either of the two cars that bought it, and called it in...

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
 - Die Hard, about half an hour later, statements on record, and back on the road...

"Don't take life too seriously.  You'll never get out of it alive."
 - Bugs Bunny, any time anyone questions my inappropriate sense of humor.  Happens more often than you might think.

I also find myself saying this from time to time....

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain."

Not a movie line but I have said this just within the last week:


-Well Jane, it just goes to show ya it's always somethin'. -Rosanne Rosanna Danna-Saturday Night Live.

Also:

-That's different. Nevermind-Emily Latella-Saturday Night Live.


I'm sure I will add more later.


Cat

"I hate you, and I hate your ass face!" - Waiting for Guffman

I mostly yell it out when I'm driving.

"Welcome to the party, pal!" - Bruce Willis, Die Hard

"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes" - Jack Nicholson, Terms of Endearment

"Look!  Defenseless babies" - Chevy Chase, Fletch

Whenever I am driving in a traffic circle, I quote Chevy Chase from European Vacation:  "Look, Big Ben and Parliament"

Whenever I mention my car, I reference Danny DeVito in Ruthless People:  "It just keeps getting older and sicker ... and older ... and sicker!"

I thought of two more movie quotes that I say on a regular basis.  Both are from Pulp Fiction.

"Bacon tastes good.  Pork Chops taste gooood." 

This explains why I can love pigs so much and still eat them. 



And whenever my husband is really pissing me off, I say to him:

"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' muthaf@ck%r, muthaf@ck%r!" 

And he knows it's time to back slowly away.

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF!  - Risky Business


Every time I drive to Bev. Hills I always quote Pretty Woman "Beverly Hills is down the hill"

I also say "Everybody's gotta dream. What's your dream?" also from Pretty Woman


"Goonies never say die!"


and  I say "I wipe my own ass. I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!"  - Big Daddy  I say that a lot... there's no real context for it I just like saying it!  :D



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Lessee, I always use "Lucky!" and "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" from Napoleon Dynamite  (Ash knows! Also used to use "I've been chatting online with babes ALL DAY...") ;D

"Do YOU UNDERSTAND the WORDS that are coming out of my mouth?!?" - Rush Hour

"It's social...demented and sad, but social." - The Breakfast Club

I also find myself saying this from time to time....

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain."


Makes me think of this track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hG6uyVBN78

"Houston, we have a problem" and whenever I see a helicopter "I wanna rahde in one of dem dere helly-o-copter thingys" just like Tow Mater!!! ;D

Oh, and "I hear ya knockin'"... "So let me in then!" from The Friday series!



"Do YOU UNDERSTAND the WORDS that are coming out of my mouth?!?" - Rush Hour



Haha! I say that too! And then I add "Don't no one understand the words comin' out 'yer mouff"  ;D

"Houston, we have a problem" and whenever I see a helicopter "I wanna rahde in one of dem dere helly-o-copter thingys" just like Tow Mater!!! ;D

Oh, and "I hear ya knockin'"... "So let me in then!" from The Friday series!

Haha! I say that too! And then I add "Don't no one understand the words comin' out 'yer mouff"  ;D


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I also use "Ah'll be bahk" from Terminator and "It's not a toomah!" from Kindergarten Cop.  :D

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Lessee, I always use "Lucky!" and "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" from Napoleon Dynamite  (Ash knows! Also used to use "I've been chatting online with babes ALL DAY...") ;D

"Do YOU UNDERSTAND the WORDS that are coming out of my mouth?!?" - Rush Hour

"It's social...demented and sad, but social." - The Breakfast Club




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I say ""Do YOU UNDERSTAND the WORDS that are coming out of my mouth?!?" to my nieces and nephews all the time! 

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I say ""Do YOU UNDERSTAND the WORDS that are coming out of my mouth?!?" to my nieces and nephews all the time! 




You talkin' to me..?

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Obi-wan has taught you well." - Star Wars

You talkin' to me..?

I use that one, and the one from Risky Business "Sometimes, you just gotta say..."
And I use "I'll be back"


Not a movie line but I have said this just within the last week:


-Well Jane, it just goes to show ya it's always somethin'. -Rosanne Rosanna Danna-Saturday Night Live.

Also:

-That's different. Nevermind-Emily Latella-Saturday Night Live.


I'm sure I will add more later.

Cat


And I use those too, and other SNL one-liners from the past.

I also find myself saying, "I find your lack of faith in the Force, disturbing", from time to time, too.

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"You have to understand these are just simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the new west.  You know, morons!"

Jim called Jim (Gene Wilder)
Blazing Saddles (1974)

"DON'T YOU F**KIN' LOOK AT ME!"

-- Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper)
  Blue Velvet (1986)

"Boring, Sydney, boring, boring boring...."

Johnny Rotten (Tent Poll Tutor, or whatever his name was)

-- Sid and Nancy (1986)

"It put's the lotion into the basket, or it gets the hose again...yes it will, Precious, it will get the hose again!"
--- Jamie Gumm (Ted Levine)

"I feel happy!
I feel happy"

--Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail (1974)

-- Silence of the Lambs (1991)

"Don't you make a f*ck outta me"
  - Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

"Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe or a ..."

"Because a spoon is dull, you twit! it'll hurt more!"

My friend says this quite often!

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Both from Elf:

"I'm singing!  I'm in a store, and I'm sing~ing!"

"I just like to smile.  Smiling's my favorite."

"You smell like beef and cheese." 

"Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe or a ..."

"Because a spoon is dull, you twit! it'll hurt more!"

My friend says this quite often!

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I have a friend who likes to use that quote, too. Another one she used was something I thought was so funny. Her son's name is Lucas. One time when he was about 4 or 5, he managed to get himself stuck in the webbing of an outdoor chair. She looked at him and to encourage him to get himself unstuck, she said, "Use the force, Luc." I just cracked up.



Cat

Penny Wise: "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."  - Blue Brothers

My dad used to say that.


When someone is going so overboard on the leetspeak that it's almost incomprehensible, I reply "ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?" (Pulp Fiction)  ;D

My dad used to say that.


When someone is going so overboard on the leetspeak that it's almost incomprehensible, I reply "ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?" (Pulp Fiction)  ;D


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I use that one, and the one from Risky Business "Sometimes, you just gotta say..."
And I use "I'll be back"
And I use those too, and other SNL one-liners from the past.


From SNL I use the Sofa King skit... that's Sofa King Great... that's Sofa King ridiculous!  ;D 

from TV I quote Buffy... a lot...

"You have butt face"  pause- "You look like you're going to say the word but"  :D

and in a taunting voice I'll say "Who's a little Fear Demon!"


oh and from the movie FEDS:  "Suck sh*t thru a straw!"

"Swish and flick" - from Harry Potter.


Another quote from a t.v. show...


"Missed it by THAT much" - from Get Smart.




Cat

"Anyone?...Anyone?..."  Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Just say it" Pretty in Pink
"WTF"  Risky Business
"You can't handle the truth"  A Few Good Men
"No turkey hash, turk a la king..." The Christmas Story (when ever I'm getting sick of turkey)
"...all the way to Tara Hote" The Christmas Story
"One dollar and nine cents"  The Jerk (I work in a financial institution)
"And that's all I need"  The Jerk

"And that's all I need"  The Jerk



"I was born a poor, black child."



Cat

"Do YOU UNDERSTAND the WORDS that are coming out of my mouth?!?" - Rush Hour


Hahaha, Rush Hour is such a great movie; I use that same line often. That, and "You left me!" (with Jackie Chan's accent) from Rush Hour 2, after Carter doesn't help Lee onto the truck.

I also use . . .

"Tis but a scratch" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Be careful . . . they're heavy" -- The Return of Jafar
"I can't believe it . . . I'm losin' to a rug" -- Aladdin
"Y'all wan' buy some drugs?" -- Pineapple Express
"Look at that, that's not a bad view!" -- Madagascar
"You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks" -- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"FOR-ev-ER" -- The Sandlot
"You're killin' me, Smalls!" -- The Sandlot
"Much too good for children" -- Matilda

"I was born a poor, black child."



Cat


Steve Martin at the Oscars this year:
      Gabouray (Sidibe) and I have something in common. In our first movies we both played poor black children.

I don't use it but love these lines in "Bull Durham", the all time best baseball movie ever

Crash Davis to Annie Savoy after Annie askes, "What do you believe in then?"

"Well, I believe in the soul. The c**k. The p***y. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight."

One I do still try to use but as the years go by kinda tough to do

"When you give up your dream, you die."  Flashdance

These days it's more apt to be,

"I'm to old for this sh*t" Lethal Weapon

Of course roadtrips back in the youth were started with,

"We're on a mission from God."  Blues Brothers

I'll finish up with a few lines from one of my favorite films of all time, "St Elmo's Fire"

Kirby: "There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you."

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Kirby: You are just pissed off and bitter because you have not had sex in... how long? What is it... a year... maybe two? Refresh my memory please, Kevin. Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution?

Kevin: Who won, huh? Nobody. Used to be sex was the only free thing, No longer. Alimony... palimony... it's all financial. Love is an illusion.

Kirby: It's the only illusion that counts, my friend.

Kevin: Says who?

Kirby: Anyone who's been in love.

Kevin: Love sucks.

Kirby: So does your attitude.


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Billy: Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.

"You're killin' me, Smalls!" -- The Sandlot



I say this ALL the time - mostly to my dogs, oddly enough.  But I say it to people too, and they never know what I'm referring to!  ;D

My nephews were raised on that movie though, and they know what I'm talking about when I say that.  They also call my big dog (an Akita) "The Beast" in homage to that movie.  :)

Oh man... I forgot... I totally, just to see if I could get away with it.... wrote in a college paper that

Hamlet was tormented by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle.  :D


I can't believe it worked...I got an A on the paper and for some reason the prof- never corrected the fact that the relationship technically wasn't an incestuous one because she was sleeping with her brother-in-law not her brother... ::)

Oh man... I forgot... I totally, just to see if I could get away with it.... wrote in a college paper that

Hamlet was tormented by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle.  :D


I can't believe it worked...I got an A on the paper and for some reason the prof- never corrected the fact that the relationship technically wasn't an incestuous one because she was sleeping with her brother-in-law not her brother... ::)


I had no idea what you were talking about so I googled the quote, and now that I know it's from Grease 2 I am really disappointed in your professor!  ;)

"You are mine to toy with." -from Willow. I usually say it to my cats but once in a while I will say it to Carlos.  ;)



Cat

I had no idea what you were talking about so I googled the quote, and now that I know it's from Grease 2 I am really disappointed in your professor!   ;)


did ash not see grease 2?  :o

it's from the diner scene. I can quote the entire film. But that diner scene is my favorite. 

I sometimes use this quote too, in real life!

"I want my two dollars!"

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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges." -from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

"I got a rock"-from It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.



Cat

"Rubber band busted has it?" - Quadrophenia

"There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us" - Stripes

"We're on a mission from God."
"Oh, we got both kinds . We got country *and* western"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it." - All fromThe Blues Brothers


"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"
"It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays" - from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" - Life of Brian

"That's not a kinife...That's a knife" - Crocodile Dundee