I know that murder and serial killers are not funny, but while on the net, I came across a web essay, that supposes that Mr. Belvedere, Danny Tanner, Wilson, and Dr. Jason Seaver, are really cold, calculating, methodical, psychopathic killers.

::)  ;D

http://www.spike.com/blog/top-7-sitcom/75698

I am surprised that Balki didn't make the list.

Consider the follow....

1)  He arrives on Cousin Larry's door step, without notice.

2)  Presents himself as a loveable, naive, guy, when he maybe a brilliant psychopath, underneath.

3)  Is the island of Mypos, a really country, or did he make it up?

4)  Larry didn't know about him, prior to his arrival, coincidence?

that's pretty funny....

What about Cliff Clavin... I think the term going postal was made just for him...
oh and newman from Seinfeld.

Funny stuff!

I'm thinking about these:

Mr. French on Family Affair. He's killed off all of Uncle Bill's girlfriends because..well...

Aunt Bea on "The Andy Griffth Show" . She's a head of some syndicate for sure.

"Gopher" on the love boat..yup. he's pushed people overboard..

Benson (on SOAP). Too bad he never got Chester. He should have got together with Chuck and Bob to do him in.

Funny stuff!

I'm thinking about these:

Mr. French on Family Affair. He's killed off all of Uncle Bill's girlfriends because..well...

Aunt Bea on "The Andy Griffth Show" . She's head of some syndicate for sure.

"Gopher" on the love boat..yup. he's pushed people overboard..

Benson (on SOAP). Too bad he never got Chester. He shoudl have got together with Chuck and Bob to do him in.




;D


And Floyd the barber you know he has a few bodies buried out in the yard....

;D


And Floyd the barber you know he has a few bodies buried out in the yard....




Thta's probably where Monty Python got that Barber sketch from.

Floyd the barber: Killer on lithium

Thta's probably where Monty Python got that Barber sketch from.

Floyd the barber: Killer on lithium


Never seen Monty Python but that sounds interesting...


Gunther (the Barista)  on friends...totally....

Never seen Monty Python but that sounds interesting...


Gunther (the Barista)  on friends...totally....


Here's the homicidal barber sketch from Monty Python. The psychotic barber. Floyd's other personality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NSDDuMVybc

Radar O'Reilly is a prime candidate to be a serial killer.

Never seen Monty Python but that sounds interesting...


Gunther (the Barista)  on friends...totally....



Gunther-yes.....I can see that for sure!!!



Never seen Monty Python?  ???

Check this out....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0&feature=related

I bet Roseanne's DJ Conner grew up to be one....  ;D


thanks for the Monty Python links I'll check them out later.

I bet Roseanne's DJ Conner grew up to be one....  ;D


thanks for the Monty Python links I'll check them out later.


I was TOTALLY gonna say that.


Maybe Wesley Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation?  They say he went off with the traveler, but did he really???  ;D

I was TOTALLY gonna say that.


Maybe Wesley Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation?  They say he went off with the traveler, but did he really???   ;D


;D


Actually I think will Wheaton might be one in real life.  ;)

I always thought Spence from 'The King of Queens' could be a serial killer.  He does after all live with his mother, and isn't that a common theme with serial killers? lol

Some more I thought of

- Ward Cleaver (Leave it to beaver)
- The soup Nazi (Seinfeld)
- Steve (Beverly Hills 90120)
- Potsie Webber (Happy days)
- Jan Brady (Brady Bunch)
- Bentley (Jeffersons' neighbour)

and of course, if they was real, Groundskeeper Willie & Principal Skinner from the Simpsons.

How about Darryl and Darryl?

Silent for all those years, and when they do finally talk, it is to yell QUIET!

Definate OCD and anger management issues there.

I think that Steve D' Arcy, from Married.... With Children, is up there.

Consider the following.....

- a con artist.

- has a dubious past.

- cares for his appearence, more than usual.

- manipulative.

He shares alot in common, with Patrick Bateman.

Think about it.

Also, Sreech Powers.....

- has a awkward personality.

- is potential stalker.

- is competletly buff, for some reason.

- pounded Danny Bonaduce, during Celebrity Wrestling.

- probally hide alot of dead bodies, in the high school's football field.

Judy Winslow from Family Matters......she just disappeared.  I think she was in prison for mass murder.  Same with Chuck from Happy Days.

I'm pretty sure larry from threes company is a serial rapist.

Jeffrey (Wallace Shawn), Cliff Huxtable's neighbour on The Cosby Show.  Remember the episode where he wanted his drill back from Cliff very badly?  Hmm .. I wonder why ... ?  :D

Jeffrey (Wallace Shawn), Cliff Huxtable's neighbour on The Cosby Show.  Remember the episode where he wanted his drill back from Cliff very badly?  Hmm .. I wonder why ... ?   :D



;D

That petey kid probably grew up to be one too

;D

That petey kid probably grew up to be one too



I'm guessing Petey is the sham-wow guy 

;D

That petey kid probably grew up to be one too




Of course.  He kills his victim, then after realizing what he's done, he runs silently out the door ;D

Carlton The Doorman (Rhoda), creepy, dopey sounding voice but very exact and terse.

Carlton The Doorman (Rhoda), creepy, dopey sounding voice but very exact and terse.


Garfield, a serial killer?  NAH!  ;D

I'm guessing Petey is the sham-wow guy 


I bet one of those tham wows would have totally cleaned the huxtable kitchen after the "Grape Incident"  ;D

Jim-Bob Walton.
The youngest Walton boy...sometimes is forgotten with all the others.
Several un-explained deaths on Walton's mountain must be attributed to him.

Mike "Meathead" Stivic was the Son of Sam!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/couto.gif

After meeting him tonite I have to go with John the Midwest cab driver season one of Taxi

Mike "Meathead" Stivic was the Son of Sam!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/couto.gif

The same guy who did Spinal Tap?  ;)

I'm thinking Willie Oleson from Little House on the Prarie grew up to be one. 

Maybe Rerun from What's Happening (after he got Gastric Bypass Surgery) snapped and became one?

I'm thinking Willie Oleson from Little House on the Prarie grew up to be one. 

Maybe Rerun from What's Happening (after he got Gastric Bypass Surgery) snapped and became one?




He got so hungry he turned into Hannibal Lecter  ;D

On the flip side,  what about TV characters who disappeared unexplainedly from their shows without a trace? The people whose departures where never acknowledged. Could they have been victims of serial killers? Like:

Chuck Cunningham (Happy Days)
Jonathan Tate (Bewitched)
Flight-Attendant Betty (Land Of The Giants)
Seven (Married With Children)

Hmmm.....and no one ever saw Him...... 8)
Damnnn......He was good......No one could even give the Cops a description......... :o
Carlton The Doorman (Rhoda), creepy, dopey sounding voice but very exact and terse.

Nah...
My money's on Howard Sprague......
Boring Public Servant...meticulous ....Lives with Mother....{did We ever see Mommy?.......}


;D


And Floyd the barber you know he has a few bodies buried out in the yard....

#1

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss167/MCola2004/oliver_l.jpg


That's right....Cousin Oliver............I'll bet He wasn't even related................
Doing away with Greg's Cheerleader Girlfriends.....{that's why He was always with a new one}
Then......disappeared......Rumored to be in a Southern Rock Band............going City to City.......
Listening to Jan's voice in His head......ridding the World of those peppy,smiling Girls.....One Cheerleader at a time......

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss167/MCola2004/oliver2.jpg

Hmmm.....and no one ever saw Him...... 8)
Damnnn......He was good......No one could even give the Cops a description......... :o


Although if anyone overheard him killing someone then he's totally busted in a "voice" line up.

Nah...
My money's on Howard Sprague......
Boring Public Servant...meticulous ....Lives with Mother....{did We ever see Mommy?.......}


Maybe Howard and floyd have a tag team thing going on....like in Kiss the Girls.

No.......they'd pick Garfield out of the line up.
Carlton would totally walk !  ;)

Although if anyone overheard him killing someone then he's totally busted in a "voice" line up.

Oh My........... :o
That produces a disturbing image................ :o




Maybe Howard and floyd have a tag team thing going on....like in Kiss the Girls.

Oh....You just know those Ed Gein wannabes were off playing Deliverance..........
How about Darryl and Darryl?

Silent for all those years, and when they do finally talk, it is to yell QUIET!

Definate OCD and anger management issues there.

#1

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss167/MCola2004/oliver_l.jpg


That's right....Cousin Oliver............I'll bet He wasn't even related................
Doing away with Greg's Cheerleader Girlfriends.....{that's why He was always with a new one}
Then......disappeared......Rumored to be in a Southern Rock Band............going City to City.......
Listening to Jan's voice in His head......ridding the World of those peppy,smiling Girls.....One Cheerleader at a time......

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss167/MCola2004/oliver2.jpg





you totally beat me to it..but I agree! :D ;D

After meeting him tonite I have to go with John the Midwest cab driver season one of Taxi


You met Randall Carver? :o

You met Randall Carver? :o


I did ... I have a pic to go with the meet but I won't be able to post it until this weekend...I'll let you know when I do!

I'll bet Scooter from the Muppet Show, or perhaps Sam the Eagle or hey maybe even Zoot the Saxophone player from Dr. Teeth's band.  One of those must have been a serial killer!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/4/40/Scooter.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/0/02/Sam02.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/5/51/Zoot.JPG/300px-Zoot.JPG

What about Floyd The Barber?

Love this picture by the way....

;D

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redfloyd.jpg