Actual songs!

01. Big Balls In Cowtown

02. Do You Love As Good As You Look?

03. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

04. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

05. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

06. Her Teeth Were Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

07. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

08. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

09. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

10. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

11. I Bought The Shoes That Walked Out On Me

12. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

13. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

14. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

15. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

16. I Gave Her A Ring And She Gave Me The Finger

17. I Got An Achin In My Heart And Arson On My Mind .....

18. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

19. I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom, When I Woke Up On Top Of You

20. I Wanna Whip Your Cow

21. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

22. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

23. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

24. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

25. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

26. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

27. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

28. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

29. If I Had To Do It All Over Again Honey, I'd Do It All Over You

30. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

31. If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

32. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

33. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

34. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

35. Kiss The Meatloaf Off My Lips

36. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

37. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

38. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

39. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

40. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

41. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

42. Never Slap A Cowboy Chewing Tobacco

43. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

44. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

45. She Broke My Heart: I Broke Her Jaw

46. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

47. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

48. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

49. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

50. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

51. The Dog Died When Momma Went To Prison

52. There Ain't Enough Whiskey In Tennessee To Drink The Ugly Off Of You.

53. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

54. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

55. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

56. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

57. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

58. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

59. You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

60. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly




Dan

46. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft


Actually, this one is called 'She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)'.  I wouldn't consider it a bad song title at all because given the style of Jerry Reed's songs, the title alone should have won him an award.  To me, his best ever song


34. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?


by Mental As Anything.  I wouldn't consider this a bad song title either


You want bad song titles?  I'll give you some ...


Show Me Your Monkey - Percy Filth
Your Mother's Got A Penis - Goldie Lookin' Chain
Klactoveesedstein - Blue Rondo A'La Turk
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please - Splodgenessabounds
Michael Booth's Talking Bum - Splodgenessabounds
Blown Away Like A Fart In A Thunderstorm - Splodgenessabounds
SMDU (Smack My Dick Up) - Brock Landars
Too Drunk to F*ck - Dead Kennedys

Bawitdaba - Kid Rock

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please - Splodgenessabounds



Love this one


How about

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight - Lonnie Donegan
I'm a Pink Toothbrush, You're a Blue Toothbrush - Max Bygraves
I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas - The Goons
All I Want For Christmas (is my two front teeth) - ?

All I Want For Christmas (is my two front teeth) - ?


Spike Jones and The City Slickers



"Mmm Bop" Hanson ::)

Who on EARTH made

"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life" I'd LOVE to hear that! Good grief!

I was gonna name some bad Prince tunes, but they don't hold a candle to those titles. Lord. *rolling on the floor clutching sides and laughing*

Love this one


How about

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight - Lonnie Donegan
I'm a Pink Toothbrush, You're a Blue Toothbrush - Max Bygraves
I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas - The Goons
All I Want For Christmas (is my two front teeth) - ?
All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle ~ Dora Bryan

I'm a Pink Toothbrush, You're a Blue Toothbrush - Max Bygraves


This was on they very first album I owned.  Cannonball and Harvey's collection.  It's a great song. ;D

What kind of influence are these people on to think this mess up? Good grief! You gotta be on something funny to think of titles like that!  :o

The Pink/Blue Toothbrush song is for kids so that's where that came from.

I remember seeing the video to a song called "know your chicken".

well, in what capacity ??

Is the chicken free range ?? is it going to be cooked a certain way ??

Making sure its chicken and not rabbit before its eaten ???

Ive never understood the song, and even worse than that, the song sucks !

I am not sure about the 1964 hit Little Children by Billy J Kramer And The Dakotas

I am not sure about the 1964 hit Little Children by Billy J Kramer And The Dakotas


LOL !!!

I know what you mean.

You listen to the song and you think its about him being a paedophile.

the bridge saves him with the line "You saw me kissing your sister", but even then, how old is she ?

Pinkard & Bowden:  I Lobster, But Never Flounder

Jimmy Cross:  I Want My Baby Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xek58Z14V0

Weird Al:  Christmas At Ground Zero

D-Day:  To Young To Date
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jORrvPSGWc

Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo:  Little Girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Of course, I am not sure if the last two are bad titles, or just horribly "Politically Incorrect" in this day and age.

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me ~ The Bellamy Brothers

A Bay Bay
I'm N Luv wit a Strippur
Rappa Turnt Sanga
Yeah! (Not a bad song, but the title could have been more creative)
Laffy Taffy
Disturbia
Anything stolen (i.e. Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Z, even though it was Motley Crue who came up with the title 15 years before...Jay-Z SUCKS  >:()

This is too easy, with all that ringtone rap sh!t