All right.. Here's what I've got...

Me, Andrew, Beth, and Marsh all live together... yanno, doing normal stuff (which is perfectly suitable for a sitcom). Philip Eno lives across the street with Michael (DAK), Karen, and Babooshkal Philip Eno is our landlord.

Sister Morphine, Badfinger~Fan, and Whistledog live next door to them, and you can always hear Babooshka and Sister Morphine arguing to each other over the backyard fence.

Next door to us live KtelQueen, Tam, Jacks, and Ultraviolet. They're always throwing parties, which Ultraviolet gets annoyed with and when they have parties, she goes and hangs out with CeramicsFanatic and .. yeah.

Erin lives with her family right now, but she visits our house at times... And everytime she shows up, we play the Ramones in th background *nods*.

And last, but not least, on the other side of us lives KKay, Tia, and Davey.. Who are always drinking and making noise.

All right.. Here's what I've got...

Me, Andrew, Beth, and Marsh all live together... yanno, doing normal stuff (which is perfectly suitable for a sitcom). Philip Eno lives across the street with Michael (DAK), Karen, and Babooshkal Philip Eno is our landlord.

Sister Morphine, Badfinger~Fan, and Whistledog live next door to them, and you can always hear Babooshka and Sister Morphine arguing to each other over the backyard fence.

Next door to us live KtelQueen, Tam, Jacks, and Ultraviolet. They're always throwing parties, which Ultraviolet gets annoyed with and when they have parties, she goes and hangs out with CeramicsFanatic and .. yeah.

Erin lives with her family right now, but she visits our house at times... And everytime she shows up, we play the Ramones in th background *nods*.

And last, but not least, on the other side of us lives KKay, Tia, and Davey.. Who are always drinking and making noise.


Hmm, where am I in this equation?

All right.. Here's what I've got...

Me, Andrew, Beth, and Marsh all live together... yanno, doing normal stuff (which is perfectly suitable for a sitcom). Philip Eno lives across the street with Michael (DAK), Karen, and Babooshkal Philip Eno is our landlord.

Sister Morphine, Badfinger~Fan, and Whistledog live next door to them, and you can always hear Babooshka and Sister Morphine arguing to each other over the backyard fence.

Next door to us live KtelQueen, Tam, Jacks, and Ultraviolet. They're always throwing parties, which Ultraviolet gets annoyed with and when they have parties, she goes and hangs out with CeramicsFanatic and .. yeah.

Erin lives with her family right now, but she visits our house at times... And everytime she shows up, we play the Ramones in th background *nods*.

And last, but not least, on the other side of us lives KKay, Tia, and Davey.. Who are always drinking and making noise.


Um...where do I fit into this? Maybe I can be the Director!  :D

can i be a villain this time? i'm tired of being typecast as the good girl from outer space. the adoring fans. the waves of applause whenever i come on set. i can't handle the responsibiity of being a superstar!

can i be a villain this time? i'm tired of being typecast as the good girl from outer space. the adoring fans. the waves of applause whenever i come on set. i can't handle the responsibiity of being a superstar!



You guys can egg our houses..

Um...where do I fit into this? Maybe I can be the Director!  :D


You, James, and Donnie will live together..

You'll always be discussing how the mid nineties are most like the nineties instead of the early nineties and the such... We'll have a short cut to you guys every once and a while.  ;)

can i be a villain this time? i'm tired of being typecast as the good girl from outer space. the adoring fans. the waves of applause whenever i come on set. i can't handle the responsibiity of being a superstar!


honey, whenever we three are cast as roomomates, there is bound to be trouble.  actually, we probably won't even show up for filming half the time...and i might even move into the set...fill the fridge with beer. 

honey, whenever we three are cast as roomomates, there is bound to be trouble.  actually, we probably won't even show up for filming half the time...and i might even move into the set...fill the fridge with beer. 
hey! just like the dad in nanny and the professor. or when kim richards and dana plato were doing lines on the set of "diff'rent strokes."

well, okay, that's just a rumor.

Do you know what would really cool? If we really made this happen...or had a kind of inthe00s Big Brother.

hey! just like the dad in nanny and the professor. or when kim richards and dana plato were doing lines on the set of "diff'rent strokes."

well, okay, that's just a rumor.


sounds good to me. how am i  supposed to handle the stardom and the jealousy from my fellow stars?

You, James, and Donnie will live together..

You'll always be discussing how the mid nineties are most like the nineties instead of the early nineties and the such... We'll have a short cut to you guys every once and a while.  ;)


Me and all the other '80s/retro fans (the aforementioned, Ebontyne, nicki morrissey) will ban all post 1995 technology and live in a boarding house of some sort with Miami Vice decoration.

Me and all the other '80s/retro fans (the aforementioned, Ebontyne, nicki morrissey) will ban all post 1995 technology and live in a boarding house of some sort with Miami Vice decoration.


ugh... that would be a crime against taste.  :P

All right.. Here's what I've got...

Me, Andrew, Beth, and Marsh all live together... yanno, doing normal stuff (which is perfectly suitable for a sitcom). Philip Eno lives across the street with Michael (DAK), Karen, and Babooshkal Philip Eno is our landlord.

Sister Morphine, Badfinger~Fan, and Whistledog live next door to them, and you can always hear Babooshka and Sister Morphine arguing to each other over the backyard fence.

Next door to us live KtelQueen, Tam, Jacks, and Ultraviolet. They're always throwing parties, which Ultraviolet gets annoyed with and when they have parties, she goes and hangs out with CeramicsFanatic and .. yeah.

Erin lives with her family right now, but she visits our house at times... And everytime she shows up, we play the Ramones in th background *nods*.

And last, but not least, on the other side of us lives KKay, Tia, and Davey.. Who are always drinking and making noise.




Don't mind me. I'll just blend into the scereny.  :\'( :\'( :\'(




Cat

Don't mind me. I'll just blend into the scereny.  :\'( :\'( :\'(




Cat


Cat will live with Don Carlos in a kinky lovenest where they discuss Utopian communities and practice Wiccan rituals. And the outside will be covered with flowers, or something...and you'll dress up every day like you did in your wedding photos.

Don't mind me. I'll just blend into the scereny.  :\'( :\'( :\'(




Cat


Of course you, will be catwoman, who saves us from all bad things. Since we don't know your real identity, you'll just be her.

As for Nicki_Morrissey, she'll come in our house and do her things that only a few people do and should know about. Nobody knows where she usually is. And Ebontyne.. well, I dunno enough about him.

can i be a villain this time? i'm tired of being typecast as the good girl from outer space. the adoring fans. the waves of applause whenever i come on set. i can't handle the responsibiity of being a superstar!


..sorry but I wanna hang at the parties you go to with Thrashmeister and KKay, balls to this supposed arguing with SM.
Where's the beer?

..sorry but I wanna hang at the parties you go to with Thrashmeister and KKay, balls to this supposed arguing with SM.
Where's the beer?


All right, you go to the party, get drunk, then have a nonsense argument with SM.

..sorry but I wanna hang at the parties you go to with Thrashmeister and KKay, balls to this supposed arguing with SM.
Where's the beer?


Nice, lots of group sex.


I assume I'm just constantly wasted?

Being typecast rules.

Of course you, will be catwoman, who saves us from all bad things. Since we don't know your real identity, you'll just be her.




I am woman-hear me roar: Meow, damnit.  ;D ;D



Cat

Being typecast rules.


i know!

when is reahearsal?
can't wait!

i know!

when is reahearsal?
can't wait!



You don't need rehearsal.. we just improvise!

don't look now but i think meat! just invited himself over.

Next door to us live KtelQueen, Tam, Jacks, and Ultraviolet. They're always throwing parties, which Ultraviolet gets annoyed with and when they have parties, she goes and hangs out with CeramicsFanatic and .. yeah.



And if you can believe it - we are planning a party right now. Friday night, BYOB and Potluck. (thx ktel!)
As a matter of fact - I think we are inviting whistle and Doms to DJ - need a good mix and these two can pull it off for sure! ;)

And if you can believe it - we are planning a party right now. Friday night, BYOB and Potluck. (thx ktel!)
As a matter of fact - I think we are inviting whistle and Doms to DJ - need a good mix and these two can pull it off for sure! ;)


Ha.. my indie wouldn't blend with his '80s dance.

Ha.. my indie wouldn't blend with his '80s dance.



and 70s disco  :D ;)

Ha.. my indie wouldn't blend with his '80s dance.

If it's music and it sounds good - we'll be too drunk to realize any difference! lol

If it's music and it sounds good - we'll be too drunk to realize any difference! lol


Too drunk to dance to it, also.. So screw it, NO DJ!! :D

I want to be a DJ. My musical tastes are EXTREMELY varied, so it would work out well.

PHILIP ENO - Landlord!!!  Where are you??

what sort of rent do you charge - and is there a room available for moi?

PHILIP ENO - Landlord!!!  Where are you??

what sort of rent do you charge - and is there a room available for moi?
He's far too busy drinking tea !!

Do I get to wear clothes in this?  ???

Do I get to wear clothes in this?  ???


Well if you insist

Do I get to wear clothes in this?  ???


you'll be in this:
http://www.thurs.net/custom/P7010001.jpg

I want to be a DJ. My musical tastes are EXTREMELY varied, so it would work out well.


I'll bet mine are more varied.. :D

PHILIP ENO - Landlord!!!  Where are you??

what sort of rent do you charge - and is there a room available for moi?


You live with him... He's just our house's landlord... It's pretty high, but since there are four people, we can split it.. It's 2,000 dollars! :O

Do I get to wear clothes in this?  ???


Of course... Well, maybe. We'll see.

I get to be the wacky neighbor with the catchy one-off phrase that everyone will remember 20 yrs. later!

I get to be the wacky neighbor with the catchy one-off phrase that everyone will remember 20 yrs. later!


he he he ...I"m making them up..

"Everyone loves pie!"
"Now THAT's wacky!"
"No, YOU are!"
"You know what they say...he who smelled it..."
"Exactamundo!"

I get to be the wacky neighbor with the catchy one-off phrase that everyone will remember 20 yrs. later!


Ooh! Yeah!

Ooh! Yeah!


And HTS could sing the closing and opening themes.

Marty McFly could be the guy who whenever he comes in the music plays, like Sam in Clarissa Explains It All, because he's like, all cool and laid-back and stuff. I'll always be walking around taking notes on people's dwellings, and I'll come in and say stuff like "Girlfriend! He's gone from hero to zero!"

And HTS could sing the closing and opening themes.

Marty McFly could be the guy who whenever he comes in the music plays, like Sam in Clarissa Explains It All, because he's like, all cool and laid-back and stuff. I'll always be walking around taking notes on people's dwellings, and I'll come in and say stuff like "Girlfriend! He's gone from hero to zero!"


Actually, I prefer such phrases as "People, I can see you're not with me!", and "Information overload!!!"
(Used strictly when someone talks about their sex life, & I don't want the image)

"Exactamundo!"


Now we're even.

I stole your story, you stole my word.

"Now THAT'S a keeper!"

Now we're even.

I stole your story, you stole my word.




thief. common thief..and one word is a lot less than a whole paragraph...and a long paragraph at that. just for that you have to wear that outfit I originally picked out for Mike Badfinger.

thief. common thief..and one word is a lot less than a whole paragraph...and a long paragraph at that. just for that you have to wear that outfit I originally picked out for Mike Badfinger.


Not an 'Old cock' t-shirt.  ;)

Me and all the other '80s/retro fans (the aforementioned, Ebontyne, nicki morrissey) will ban all post 1995 technology and live in a boarding house of some sort with Miami Vice decoration.

Right on, I'm for that. 8)

I might be one of the few people I know that collects "vintage" tech (i.e. tape to tape/other '80s boomboxes, VCRs, Nintendo games, stuff like that) from thrift stores and such. Other than DVDs and the Internet, if someone were looking at my bedroom without knowing anything about the setting, they'd probably think it belonged to someone in, like 1989 to 1996.


As for what role I'd be: probably the guy who hangs out at various people's houses, but doesn't live with any of them. I'd also try to get the Gen Y 1987ers and Gen X 1969ers to get along. ;D

you'll be in this:
http://www.thurs.net/custom/P7010001.jpg
thanks KKay, but I really don't wanna wear an outfit I already have. you got anything else  8)


Of course... Well, maybe. We'll see.
thanks, don't wanna lose that PG13 rating 

Do I get to wear clothes in this?  ???


Do I get to NOT wear clothes in this ?

OK, here are my 3 conditions:

1. My house MUST have album covers plastered all over...at least 4 of which must be Tubes covers.

2. NOTHING Whitney Houston comes into my presence on-set. Ever.
(Me see Whitney, me sacrifice to '80s gods. Ughbar smash!!!!)

3. I am never to wear bellbottoms.

Do I get to NOT wear clothes in this ?
this could be the role that makes or breaks your career  8)

Actually, I prefer such phrases as "People, I can see you're not with me!", and "Information overload!!!"
(Used strictly when someone talks about their sex life, & I don't want the image)


How about, "HTS love is the best kind of love?"

That'd be sure to capture the hearts of millions.

thanks, don't wanna lose that PG13 rating   


Well, it's on TV, so it'd be TV 14...

We could always cleverly place a lamp in the way of your privates, of course.

OK, here are my 3 conditions:

1. My house MUST have album covers plastered all over...at least 4 of which must be Tubes covers.

2. NOTHING Whitney Houston comes into my presence on-set. Ever.
(Me see Whitney, me sacrifice to '80s gods. Ughbar smash!!!!)

3. I am never to wear bellbottoms.


1. Do what you want, I dun care what your house looks like.
2. I'll be sure to send her over, I would love somebody to sacrifice her.
3. Leave the bellbottom wearing up to me.

this could be the role that makes or breaks your career  8)


And dignity?

Well, it's on TV, so it'd be TV 14...

We could always cleverly place a lamp in the way of your privates, of course.
;D  like on Austin Powers International Man Of Mystery, at the end of the movie. that was funny. I think Trimac20 wants to do a nude scene.  :o

;D  like on Austin Powers International Man Of Mystery, at the end of the movie. that was funny. I think Trimac20 wants to do a nude scene.  :o


Well, I dunno... When the nude person is middle aged, it's funnier than a 21 year old.. You know the deal, I mean.. College kids are already nude all the time!

Well, I dunno... When the nude person is middle aged, it's funnier than a 21 year old.. You know the deal, I mean.. College kids are already nude all the time!
oh yeah, I forgot.  8)

And yet again I get left out...I guess I'm just not cool enough for ya'll.  :\'(

LOL!!!!

2. I'll be sure to send her over, I would love somebody to sacrifice her.
meat!

i thought you were pure as the driven snow! :o

And yet again I get left out...I guess I'm just not cool enough for ya'll.   :\'(

LOL!!!!




You're just a n00b. :P

meat!

i thought you were pure as the driven snow! :o



Well... not my violent tendencies towards Whitney Housten.

Well... not my violent tendencies towards Whitney Housten.


Murderer! Wait...we're definitely going to have a Whitney Houston special episode, where she breaks down into fits of crack convulsions while singing "I Will Always Love You" and then HTS sacrifices her, but she's so confused she's like, "I'll get out of the crackhouse! Just call Bobby!"

You're just a n00b. :P


OK, so I guess I'll be the new girl on the block that no one talks to but then they find out she's really sweet, sexy and smart...and then they invite her to all the cook-outs because she also happens to make the best Margarita's on the block  ;) LOL!!

Murderer! Wait...we're definitely going to have a Whitney Houston special episode, where she breaks down into fits of crack convulsions while singing "I Will Always Love You" and then HTS sacrifices her, but she's so confused she's like, "I'll get out of the crackhouse! Just call Bobby!"



More or less.

OK, so I guess I'll be the new girl on the block that no one talks to but then they find out she's really sweet, sexy and smart...and then they invite her to all the cook-outs because she also happens to make the best Margarita's on the block   ;) LOL!!



... Sure!

Murderer! Wait...we're definitely going to have a Whitney Houston special episode, where she breaks down into fits of crack convulsions while singing "I Will Always Love You" and then HTS sacrifices her, but she's so confused she's like, "I'll get out of the crackhouse! Just call Bobby!"


At last! Someone ELSE who knows the truth!!!

*falls to knees, and shouts 'Hallelujah'*

Meat can be my sometimes partner-in-crime, and we'll both wear Hawaiian shirts, with New Guinea tribal masks, and we'll scare the s**t out of her. We'll take all her crack, flush it, and then threaten to make her look like La Toya Jackson in her Playboy layout. (That'd be enough to scare anyone straight!)

At last! Someone ELSE who knows the truth!!!

*falls to knees, and shouts 'Hallelujah'*

Meat can be my sometimes partner-in-crime, and we'll both wear Hawaiian shirts, with New Guinea tribal masks, and we'll scare the s**t out of her. We'll take all her crack, flush it, and then threaten to make her look like La Toya Jackson in her Playboy layout. (That'd be enough to scare anyone straight!)


Wait, we don't get to smoke the stuff?

You'd want to touch ANYTHING Whitney Houston has touched?!?!?

*convulsive shudder*

OK, extra piece of equipment for Meat!- Rubber gloves, and a stuffed amradillo

Props I want on the show:

band saw
http://www.torchmate.com/automate/saw.jpg
sock puppet
http://www.remindernewspapers.com/images/sock-puppet-logo3_02.jpg
tackle box
http://www.foreandaftmarine.com/TL-3100.JPG
Battlestar Galactica mug
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C8871.jpg

OK. I can see that, if I can get a coffee cup with a neon T for the Tubes, and a shirt that says, "Who Farted?" on it.

Well, it's on TV, so it'd be TV 14...

We could always cleverly place a lamp in the way of your privates, of course.


;D ;D

Hold on a bit- WHERE are we gonna get a stuffed armadillo???

Hold on a bit- WHERE are we gonna get a stuffed armadillo???



Your mom's bedroom.

So how would the first episode go?

As we all know, the first one is the most important, if it sucks, nobody is gonna be interested.

I think there needs to be some seriously nasty ass sex (MY HAND WAS UP FIRST!), possibly some kick ass killing (I'm looking at me again) and maybe some sort of perverse peeping tom like action. Mike or Mike would fit that role.  ;)

So how would the first episode go?

As we all know, the first one is the most important, if it sucks, nobody is gonna be interested.

I think there needs to be some seriously nasty ass sex (MY HAND WAS UP FIRST!), possibly some kick ass killing (I'm looking at me again) and maybe some sort of perverse peeping tom like action. Mike or Mike would fit that role.  ;)


We need more brainstorming.

So how would the first episode go?

As we all know, the first one is the most important, if it sucks, nobody is gonna be interested.

I think there needs to be some seriously nasty ass sex (MY HAND WAS UP FIRST!), possibly some kick ass killing (I'm looking at me again) and maybe some sort of perverse peeping tom like action. Mike or Mike would fit that role.  ;)


Boy this sounds more like a Quentin Tarantino film than a sit-com.  LOL!!

So how would the first episode go?

As we all know, the first one is the most important, if it sucks, nobody is gonna be interested.

I think there needs to be some seriously nasty ass sex (MY HAND WAS UP FIRST!), possibly some kick ass killing (I'm looking at me again) and maybe some sort of perverse peeping tom like action. Mike or Mike would fit that role.  ;)


this is going to be some sitcom.. we need some opening sequences

Boy this sounds more like a Quentin Tarantino film than a sit-com.  LOL!!



;D ;D  you read my mind Lorac61469!!

;D ;D  you read my mind Lorac61469!!


:) LOL!!

on the contrary, i think it should be wholesome family entertainment. full of cute kids and animals and a cat with magical powers, and the worst cuss word ever said is "fudge."

Boy this sounds more like a Quentin Tarantino film than a sit-com.  LOL!!


I'm very 1 dimensional.


on the contrary, i think it should be wholesome family entertainment. full of cute kids and animals and a cat with magical powers, and the worst cuss word ever said is "fudge."


Until the episode where little Mickey stubs his toe and he goes 'Damn!' and soon enough the whole town knows.. and are all shocked.


We need more brainstorming.


You're not allowed to say that, It's offensive to retards.

on the contrary, i think it should be wholesome family entertainment. full of cute kids and animals and a cat with magical powers, and the worst cuss word ever said is "fudge."


a cat with magical powers would be great, maybe ESP?  and it could zap those it knew where plotting to kill the others in the sitcom.

Lots of swearing would be fun

a cat with magical powers would be great, maybe ESP?  and it could zap those it knew where plotting to kill the others in the sitcom.

Lots of swearing would be fun


http://www.ukquad.com/catfromouterspace.jpg

HOT TRIPLE-G ALIEN FELINE ACTION!

on the contrary, i think it should be wholesome family entertainment. full of cute kids and animals and a cat with magical powers, and the worst cuss word ever said is "fudge."


Full House 2??

Full House 2??
i was thinking more nanny and the professor. or bewitched.

or... family affair with an alien butler!

on the contrary, i think it should be wholesome family entertainment. full of cute kids and animals and a cat with magical powers, and the worst cuss word ever said is "fudge."



I am a cat with magical powers.  ;)




Cat

I am a cat with magical powers.  ;)




Cat
good point! in the sitcom you should actually have the power to BECOME a cat. and in your cat form you're a spirit familiar for another character, and the other character knows you in your human form, but doesn't know that your human and cat selves are the same person.

that would be cool. it would be like your mild-mannered alter ego.

good point! in the sitcom you should actually have the power to BECOME a cat. and in your cat form you're a spirit familiar for another character, and the other character knows you in your human form, but doesn't know that your human and cat selves are the same person.

that would be cool. it would be like your mild-mannered alter ego.




How do you know that I don't already do that?  ;)




Cat

How do you know that I don't already do that?  ;)




Cat
exactly!

I want to have a cameo, even if it's less than memorable.....  ;D

I want to have a cameo, even if it's less than memorable.....  ;D


You can be the Canadian weirdo.

Coooooooooooooooooooool!  ;D

I say we make Howard the sitcom equivalent of Wesley Crusher (aka "Mr. I Can't Cuss Worth A Poop")

All right, any objections to anything!? We's gotta agree before I make a script... And does anybody else feel like writing a script!? D= I don't think I can do it all by myself. :P

All right, any objections to anything!? We's gotta agree before I make a script... And does anybody else feel like writing a script!? D= I don't think I can do it all by myself. :P


No objections...you could always make it a chain story...
but too many cooks you know.

No objections...you could always make it a chain story...
but too many cooks you know.




The average sitcom episode has between one to three writers....

The average sitcom episode has between one to three writers....
well that works because you're one to three llamas.

well that works because you're one to three llamas.


and you were worried.

well that works because you're one to three llamas.


True... But you know how that'll be. Half the jokes will include llamas... As long as everyone's fine with that...

True... But you know how that'll be. Half the jokes will include llamas... As long as everyone's fine with that...


and will everyone use the greeting "Hullo" or "hullama"

and will everyone use the greeting "Hullo" or "hullama"


No Hullama, but Hullo, yes.

Cello, too!

No Hullama, but Hullo, yes.

Cello, too!


wonderful.

wonderful.


Wonnerful, wonnerful, wonnerful.

Wonnerful, wonnerful, wonnerful.
*cue laughter and applause*

Let me guess...I'll be recording the theme song live from "Llamapalooza"?

Let me guess...I'll be recording the theme song live from "Llamapalooza"?


No, the llamas will... We will have a quirky theme song... Perhaps Corduroy with jingle-like lyrics.

No, the llamas will... We will have a quirky theme song... Perhaps Corduroy with jingle-like lyrics.


The only llama song I know is this little poem

A one L lama
That is a priest
a two L llama
that is a beast
but I will bet a silk pyjama
that you'll never find a three l lllama

Oh, good Gaud....

Must I call Nickelodeon, and consult Carl Weezer?

Footsteps are heard walking across the street.

There is a knock on the front door

It is the Landlord Philip "Rackman" Eno asking for the arrears in the rent.

Footsteps are heard walking across the street.

There is a knock on the front door

It is the Landlord Philip "Rackman" Eno asking for the arrears in the rent.



You should have a cape and a top hat.. and a scar on your face.. and a perpetual sneer.. and a scary beard.. and.. those weird two tone shoes that went out of style 20 years ago.

You should have a cape and a top hat.. and a scar on your face.. and a perpetual sneer.. and a scary beard.. and.. those weird two tone shoes that went out of style 20 years ago.


The Landlord is wearing trainers!

I just hope that after this sitcom ends, that we all don't decide to do a variety show. That would be just SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!  :P




Cat

I just hope that after this sitcom ends, that we all don't decide to do a variety show. That would be just SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!  :P




Cat
A feature film could be made and it die a death?

A feature film could be made and it die a death?



Yeah, films made from old sitcoms are just AWFUL!!!




Cat

Yeah, films made from old sitcoms are just AWFUL!!!




Cat
Absolute turkeys, I sit here and name them, but I will not.

Absolute turkeys, I sit here and name them, but I will not.


Ahem, may I remind you that both Porridge & Fools and Horses made perfectly good feature length episodes.

OK- now, every so often, when there's a scene with the landlord in it, I should just appear out of nowhere, and give him a wedgie, while spouting off about my latest adventures in wherever-I-just-came-from.

Does anybody remember how in 'The Young Ones' they would just cut to a band playing (Notably Motorhead) for no apparent reason.

That should happen.

Actually.. we should just rip off The Young Ones.

absolutely. Can I have some foam rubber implements to smack people with?


Do what you want.. as long as I get to be the rip off version of Vivian.

OK- now, every so often, when there's a scene with the landlord in it, I should just appear out of nowhere, and give him a wedgie, while spouting off about my latest adventures in wherever-I-just-came-from.


I wanted the landlord to randomly come in and yell at us for not playing... THEN we can wedgie him.

I wanted the landlord to randomly come in and yell at us for not playing... THEN we can wedgie him.


*perfecting my Wink Martindale impression*

Ha, ha...now, THAT'S a keeper!

Ahem, may I remind you that both Porridge & Fools and Horses made perfectly good feature length episodes.
I was in meaning movies in the cinema.

There should also be an apartment no one wants to rent, because of rumors that it's haunted...
Then Philip should rent it to the Canadian weirdo...

i'm not really getting a sense of the overall big picture here.

i'm not really getting a sense of the overall big picture here.


I lost it too...

There should also be an apartment no one wants to rent, because of rumors that it's haunted...
Then Philip should rent it to the Canadian weirdo...
The haunted flat could be wired up with cameras to seek out spooks and have the Big Brother effect for the tenants.

Yes, and by the same token, there should be a peephole in Philip's apartment.
He could receive "mysterious" notes from a secret admirer, and offer rent reduction to the person who will cop to it.

(That should be a recurring theme, to be stretched out, throughout the pilot season.)

Just bring back Fantasy Island or the Love Boat and feature different inthe00s members each week.
that way there is no on going story...easy writing, and .....a Lido Deck.

Just bring back Fantasy Island or the Love Boat and feature different inthe00s members each week.
that way there is no on going story...easy writing, and .....a Lido Deck.

although instead of a cruise ship it should be a boat of illegal immigrants from haiti trying to make it to florida. and elian should be on board.

I'd like to have continuing stories, but have a main focus on different groups each episode...

Of course, we'll focus on the same group in more than one episode... We all take turns!

I'd like to have continuing stories, but have a main focus on different groups each episode...

Of course, we'll focus on the same group in more than one episode... We all take turns!
one episode should be llama-oriented. you know, in set a petting zoo or something.

one episode should be llama-oriented. you know, in set a petting zoo or something.


We could all go on a ride through the mountains on llamas?

We could all go on a ride through the mountains on llamas?
All the cast holidaying in Peru.

There HAS to be at least one episode with ppl trying to find out what Hawk, the wacky neighbor next door, does.....since no one seems to believe his fantastic stories.

(Kind like Luke & Laura, from 'General Hospital', only funnier!!)

There HAS to be at least one episode with ppl trying to find out what Hawk, the wacky neighbor next door, does.....since no one seems to believe his fantastic stories.

(Kind like Luke & Laura, from 'General Hospital', only funnier!!)



Well, Luke can be pretty funny.




Cat

Well, Luke can be pretty funny.


Bet I can beat him!!!!

Luke from the boards, also known as "the loner" will come in to make a remark every once and a while, and then leave.

Luke from the boards, also known as "the loner" will come in to make a remark every once and a while, and then leave.


As long as Luke pays his rent it is fine.

I wonder if anyone has seen my pogo stick???

I let Meat! borrow it, and he said he returned it. I need it for my Sumo Wrestler simulation machine.

I wonder if anyone has seen my pogo stick???

I let Meat! borrow it, and he said he returned it. I need it for my Sumo Wrestler simulation machine.


I.. I was lying when I said that.

I kinda figured that, when this redhead knocked on my door, and askedme:

1. Where is your place?
2. Do you REALLY drink Patron?
3. Just how did she end up with no pants and a fireman's helmet on?

I noticed then, that my pogo stick was imbedded in her trunk.
Care to explain that one?

^ he he....i love this thread.
good reading.

(Looking at KKay, from his booth, in the lounge where they have gathered)

So, is CeeKay still feeling like half-woman, half-flamingo?

(Looking at KKay, from his booth, in the lounge where they have gathered)

replies, drink in both hands, trying to act comfortable and natural in 'this dame sequined nightmare'

So, is CeeKay still feeling like half-woman, half-flamingo?

i'm not sure. I  havent asked in a few days. she has been posting, and not mentioning it.

when I know i'll report back to you.
(saunters off, back to the piano to drrop a few bucks in the tip jar)

(Looking at KKay, from his booth, in the lounge where they have gathered)

So, is CeeKay still feeling like half-woman, half-flamingo?


No more half-woman, half-flamingo no more.  And so, newly recovered, I think I'll grab the microphone entertain everyone with a little "Moon River".

So, is CeeKay still feeling like half-woman, half-flamingo?



ok this is one of the funniest things i've seen today  ;D ;D

So, is CeeKay still feeling like half-woman, half-flamingo?


in my opinion, half-woman, half-flamingo is not a bad thing to be.

in my opinion, half-woman, half-flamingo is not a bad thing to be.



Dressed in pink, wrapped in feathers, long thin legs and great balancing skills  ::)

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c260/boojispud/FLAMINGOLADY.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c260/boojispud/FLAMINGOLADY.jpg


^ You had something to say?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c260/boojispud/FLAMINGOLADY.jpg


Pets are not allowed in the rooms!

Pets are not allowed in the rooms!


She's an actress, we need to respect her new-found body.

She's an actress, we need to respect her new-found body.


I will compromise, if pets then, it must be kept in a cage and there will be 50% more on the rent.

that picture is going to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life.

I will compromise, if pets then, it must be kept in a cage and there will be 50% more on the rent.


I'm sorry, Ceekay, looks like you'll be kept in a cage!

I'm sorry, Ceekay, looks like you'll be kept in a cage!
Please be careful with the bird seed on the carpet.

Please be careful with the bird seed on the carpet.


Ohhhhh.....I will not be caged!  And if you try it, surely SOMEONE will free me.  Trust me, the wrath of the Flamingo Woman should be avoided.

Now, tell me honestly...would YOU want to see a flamingo mooning you?

That goes hand-in-wing with her rather scratchy rendition of "Moon River".
(Scratchy, only because I have NEVER heard a flamingo sing before.)

Ohhhhh.....I will not be caged!  And if you try it, surely SOMEONE will free me.  Trust me, the wrath of the Flamingo Woman should be avoided.



Catwoman will set Flamingo Woman free.  ;D




Cat

Ohhhh, I LOVE flamingoes!

Taste like sea-turtle!

Catwoman will set Flamingo Woman free.  ;D

Cat


Thank you!  Us women have to stick together.

Pink Flamingo Woman: 

Thank you!  Us women have to stick together.

Pink Flamingo Woman: 




First question: Is that you?

Second- How are ya gonna get out, when Philip E. hid the keys in Howard's underwear?

First question: Is that you?

Second- How are ya gonna get out, when Philip E. hid the keys in Howard's underwear?



Catwoman doesn't need keys to open the lock.  ;)




Cat

First question: Is that you?

Second- How are ya gonna get out, when Philip E. hid the keys in Howard's underwear?


Yeah, sure, that's me....if you are willing to stretch the truth a bit.  ::)

Catwoman doesn't need keys to open the lock.  ;)
Cat


*stares for a moment, shakes his head, and puts his Scotch & Pibb down*

Do I EVEN wanna know?????

*stares for a moment, shakes his head, and puts his Scotch & Pibb down*

Do I EVEN wanna know?????



Magic.  ;)




Cat

Well the keys have been long lost now, only Howard can answer the true question of the whereabouts in his nether regions?

Well, Mr. E- I have only one question:

Since you are the landlord, and the keys are supposed to be in your possession at ALL times, how did they get down Howard's boxers?

??? ??? ???

Well, Mr. E- I have only one question:

Since you are the landlord, and the keys are supposed to be in your possession at ALL times, how did they get down Howard's boxers?

??? ??? ???
I have copies of the keys, but the tenant holds his own.

I have copies...but the tenant holds his own.


OK, man...THAT just gave me a visual that I reallllly don't care for!

*pushes the Scotch away, and sips the Pibb*

Just as a reminder I will around for the rent tomorrow.

OK, man...THAT just gave me a visual that I reallllly don't care for!

*pushes the Scotch away, and sips the Pibb*
i was trying to think of that other booze i like! it's scotch!

thanks.

So does anybody have a plot for the pilot?

So does anybody have a plot for the pilot?


Heh... Pilot is "plot" with an "i" in it...

Also, plot is a funny word.

So does anybody have a plot for the pilot?
Lets start at the very beginning...

Lets start at the very beginning...




A very good place to start.



Cat

Now who is in at the moment?

I think in the start we should have a sort of 'coronation street' 'eastenders' opening, showing the location with some really catchy music.

I think in the start we should have a sort of 'coronation street' 'eastenders' opening, showing the location with some really catchy music.
Called Corrie Enders, with the music by DAK

Called Corrie Enders, with the music by DAK


;D

I'm thinking maybe a classical score w/ DAK Piano accompaniment.

Lets start at the very beginning...


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.......

;D

I'm thinking maybe a classical score w/ DAK Piano accompaniment.


I think he'd be more fit for alternative music. I, on the other hand... =P.

I think he'd be more fit for alternative music. I, on the other hand... =P.


I choose Doms.