All right, well I guess it's time to actually start it, without all the excess ideas back in the PPP!

So, who has a beginning?

Can we transfer Andrew's couple of posts that actually tell a chunk of the story from PPP to here?  I don't know how.

Can we transfer Andrew's couple of posts that actually tell a chunk of the story from PPP to here?  I don't know how.


I know Chucky can do it...

I know Chucky can do it...


I"ll copy and paste them...the two long long ones...but i know he can do it.
Ohhh.. it's like the script writers got an office!!!

Can we transfer Andrew's couple of posts that actually tell a chunk of the story from PPP to here?  I don't know how.



Go to the post you want. Click on "reply with post". Copy EVERYTHING and then paste it in here.





Cat

OK, so I think it's time to elaborate on this.

Let's start at the.. well.. the start.

Mike should look just a bit loserish. Old clothes and hair matted to his head. Maybe even a nasty old baseball cap, but he shouldn't look pathetic or anything. Make sure everyone knows he's just a bit obsessive about the whole Kim Richards deal. (Mike will have to be played by a double when she records her scenes due to the restraining leash.)

Me and Bob should look like this...

http://www.viewaskew.com/images/jay/jaysb.jpg

.. Because that's just so kickass!

We then arrive (Maybe there could be some sort of scene where we are setting the scene, driving along maybe) and we steal the movie reel, the original reel that is, so no copies can be made.
Mike runs after us, but Bob threatens to set fire to it and Mike backs off.

Kay can be shown getting changed when the phone rings. It's Mike and he's inconsolable. She quickly pulls on a top and rushes to see him, accidentally leaving the dog out in the back yard.

As Kay races to console Mike, we then cut to a new scene starring Bode, her dog. She has interesting wholesome adventures before going and licking the face of a bum who turns out to be other Mike.
He's lose his job and family after an episode with a Cat that was publicized during his efforts to become Governor of California.

We go back to Kay and Mike. He's making advances toward her but she's clearly not interested. They argue and she leaves, making a call on her cell phone that we don't quite hear.

Mike then takes a trip to the other side of town. Night is falling and he pulls up to the curb.
A short hooker walks over and they strike up a conversation. She tells him that it's $25 unless he wants to do anything freaky, then it's free.
Beth can play that part.

Michael (DAK) bursts in on the two of them (He could be her on screen lover) and Mike and Michael fight.
Young Andrew then turns up, being her brother and also Pimp he uses a large pimp cane to assault both Mike and Michael.
Dominic (Played by some sort of sexy Latino character) appears and in typical scarface fashion blows young Andrew away, as well as Michael.
He's about to waste Mike as well but the bullet lodges in the gun.
He takes it out and gives it to Mike as a souveiner, quoting some sort of biblical passage.

He and Beth leave for Mexico. (Where they'll have fun adventures of their own.)

Me and Bob are now once again the focus as we debate how we're going to get the movie reel back to 'The Boss'. Strange antics follow as we embark on numerous bizare escapades.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

I'll think of more later.

Alright, time to continue.
I've got a 12 pack inside me and I'm ready.

So after me and Bob have been involved in an odd little montage we meet President Howard.
Elected to office on a platform of Free porn and the legalization of public masturbation as well as a strong advocation of the flat tax, President Howard is enjoying 101% popularity scores, thanks in part to his out of the box thinking.
Upon finding out about the 'Grand Theft Cinema' that me and Bob have committed President Howard sends the national guard after us, but in an out of the box move, makes them go naked, except for clown shoes. This of course provides the nation with a good laugh whilst me and Bob make our getaway.

Whilst this happens, the budding three way Lesbian love triangle between Kim, Cat and Erin grows, partially due to their frustration with only dry humping from President Howard.. and partially because it would just be awesome!

Now, me and Bob are in Arizona and are headed for the border. The chase is on, with Mike in his rented Lumina.
As he drives along he realizes he's running out of gas.
He places a call to Kay and even after the argument they had earlier, she still deploys her sister's (record exec) Helicopter to pick him up.

The two sisters and Mike chase after me and Bob, eventually we reach a canyon and the stalemate is reached. As the helicopter begins to lower down, Connie dives out, hooking a winch cable around a rock and sending the helicopter in to the side of the canyon. We see a huge explosion and a silhouetted figure in the smoke.

The scene fades away to reveal the three of us on a yacht out in the pacific, obviously evading the law.
Connie reveals how she was offered a vast sum of money to make sure the film (which evidently promoted pro-communist china views) was never screened.
She then sets fire to it and throws the charred remains overboard.

It's at this moment that I suggest that we see if we can spot any dolphins over the starboard bow. As Bob leans over, I shove him, he manages to hang out with his right hand but I bite his fingers until he is forced to let go. The undertow drags him under and he hits the propellors which churn him up.

It's as I'm watching his bloody remains sink that the deckchair connects with the side of my head.
Dazed from the blow I struggle to my feet to find Connie with a harpoon gun aimed at my chest.
Suddenly she collapses to her knees. A shark tranquilizer dart in her back.
A figure emerges from below decks.. President Howard.

He knew how important it was that the film never aired. Behind the simple facade lays an extremely intelligent and calculating individual. He then explains about the wiseman committee that secretly runs the United States and invites me to meet them.

We arrive in Hawaii and are taken to a tall hotel in the middle of Honlulu, it turns out that this is where 2 members of the wiseman committee are currently staying.

As President Howard speaks to one of the members my cell phone rings in my pocket. I step out in to the hall to answer and speak softly as to not be heard. Down the hall there is a blurred image, a woman, holding something to her ear, a thin scar running down her cheek and hair too red to be natural...

thanks, pal!

You've given this a lot of thought haven't you?  ;D

thanks, pal!


No worrys pet.


You've given this a lot of thought haven't you?  ;D


Yes, I lay awake at night, thinking of our escapades.

No worrys pet.

Yes, I lay awake at night, thinking of our escapades.


If you were black, we would be a great Wilder/Pryor pair I think.  8)

If you were black, we would be a great Wilder/Pryor pair I think.  8)


Let's not go there.

Let's not go there.


See no evil, hear no evil anyone? Well cool.  8)

There should be several plots... Keep switching between them and have them end together.. in one big thing with everybody.

Each plot has a separate set of people

(I.e. One of the teens, one of the "big posters", one of Tia, KKay, CeeKay, and Davey....)

There should be several plots... Keep switching between them and have them end together.. in one big thing with everybody.

Each plot has a separate set of people

(I.e. One of the teens, one of the "big posters", one of Tia, KKay, CeeKay, and Davey....)


A bit like the film 'California Suite' where each story occured in a room in a hotel? Sounds interesting.

so you guys can do whatever you want with me but when tia finally decides she needs to get some payback from all the filth in the city she gets her hands on one of these

http://www.nmd.com.au/images/wallpaper/1024/VC_MadMax2.jpg

and slams it full bore with her mind cuz she's still on her learners. i want lots of shots of her in the driver's seat, her face twisted into a rictus of bestial rage as she jams the wheel as far as it will go, narrowly avoiding mowing down a field trip of innocent grade schoolers as she barrels after a souped-up SUV full of well-armed russian mafioso, all while white zombie blares out a subwoofer in the car's trunk...

tia! watch as she becomes... BAD cop!

so you guys can do whatever you want with me but when tia finally decides she needs to get some payback from all the filth in the city she gets her hands on one of these

http://www.nmd.com.au/images/wallpaper/1024/VC_MadMax2.jpg

and slams it full bore with her mind cuz she's still on her learners. i want lots of shots of her in the driver's seat, her face twisted into a rictus of bestial rage as she jams the wheel as far as it will go, narrowly avoiding mowing down a field trip of innocent grade schoolers as she barrels after a souped-up SUV full of well-armed russian mafioso, all while white zombie blares out a subwoofer in the car's trunk...

tia! watch as she becomes... BAD cop!


OH YEAH!!!

But maybe not White Zombie..

What about something chilling and calm, like the music Hannibal lecter had when he killed the guards.. as she mows down Commie after Commie?

i want lots of fishtails! and that thing where it's trash day and you hit lots of trash cans and papers and sheesh go flying everywhere!

yeah!

and the white zombie? did i mention that?

OH YEAH!!!

But maybe not White Zombie..

What about something chilling and calm, like the music Hannibal lecter had when he killed the guards.. as she mows down Commie after Commie?
DOOD! i like it!

for the god shots when you're shooting the chase from the chopper, you get the bangin' metal, right? but then for the closeups in the cab, she's listening to the second movement of beethoven's seventh. all chill so's you can concentrate.

oh my god that movie would be so fudgeing cool.

and i don't mean fudgeing cool either, i mean fudgeING. COOL.

i want lots of fishtails! and that thing where it's trash day and you hit lots of trash cans and papers and sheesh go flying everywhere!

yeah!

and the white zombie? did i mention that?


That's a given.

Boxes and paper all over the place for any chase.


DOOD! i like it!

for the god shots when you're shooting the chase from the chopper, you get the bangin' metal, right? but then for the closeups in the cab, she's listening to the second movement of beethoven's seventh. all chill so's you can concentrate.


Yeah, from the chopper you get the sick angel of death, but in the car, some brahms.

damn i just threw on some astrocreep 2000. you should maybe know that white zombie was the HuG before HuG. the whole metal-driven B-movie thing and all that.

i can sleep soundly tonight knowing that tia will be tooling around the seedy ends of the city in her mad max interceptor slamming down the guilty in an ugly fashion.

damn i just threw on some astrocreep 2000. you should maybe know that white zombie was the HuG before HuG. the whole metal-driven B-movie thing and all that.

i can sleep soundly tonight knowing that tia will be tooling around the seedy ends of the city in her mad max interceptor slamming down the guilty in an ugly fashion.





llooove it. that is great...actually the sequel can just be about her and this car chase...two hour's worth

llooove it. that is great...actually the sequel can just be about her and this car chase...two hour's worth


I can totally see it.  Every now and then, throughout the whole movie, throw in a clip of Tia's car chase mania. 

(President Howard is just about to bust in on the female-spy threesome having their fun in the oval office when...... BRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUMMMMMM we see Tia busting down the middle of a sidewalk, people scattering in every direction -- a mailbox flies up into the air -- the bicycle courier crashes into the lady with the baby carriage....  and the violin concerto sings .... )

I can totally see it.  Every now and then, throughout the whole movie, throw in a clip of Tia's car chase mania. 

(President Howard is just about to bust in on the female-spy threesome having their fun in the oval office when...... BRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUMMMMMM we see Tia busting down the middle of a sidewalk, people scattering in every direction -- a mailbox flies up into the air -- the bicycle courier crashes into the lady with the baby carriage....  and the violin concerto sings .... )

and dont' forget the two guys carrying the giant sheet of glass across the street!

and dont' forget the two guys carrying the giant sheet of glass across the street!


and the cardboard boxes and chicken cages.

I want one of the plots to be based around the disappearance of Marshal. :'(
I want him to be kidnapped, and we think Donnie did it, so Beth attacks him and stabs him! WOO!
Also, there should be a scene with Philip drinking tea.
Robocop will pop in randomly speaking bad grammar and ending everything with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers and 21903523 emoticons.
also, my mom will randomly come in yelling "STOP! LET ME READ THAT!!!", and the film will stop (A joke only my MSN buddies will get).
Also, Mike (Badfinger-Fan) will always be naked! :)

I want one of the plots to be based around the disappearance of Marshal. :'(
I want him to be kidnapped, and we think Donnie did it, so Beth attacks him and stabs him! WOO!
Also, there should be a scene with Philip drinking tea.
Robocop will pop in randomly speaking bad grammar and ending everything with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers and 21903523 emoticons.
also, my mom will randomly come in yelling "STOP! LET ME READ THAT!!!", and the film will stop (A joke only my MSN buddies will get).
Also, Mike (Badfinger-Fan) will always be naked! :)



Well, Mike is a cat - shagging bum in the film, so naked is no issue.
I like the idea that the film stops, and we go to that real bright cheery camera style (suburbia-cam) and mom comes in "Hey, what are you kids doing in here?" 'Nothing mom'.
Robocop.... errrrmmmmm.. I think getting the rights to have Robocop would be difficult, unless you have mucho dinero you can cough up.
Philip could be a tea baron?
Yes, Marshal will have been kidnaped by Hanzel. Hanzel will be planning to eat Marshal in a re-work of the original fairy tale.

If this thing gets off da ground, I want a part in it.

I'll accept one of three:

-The Master Villain
-The Burly Head Thug To The Master Villain, who gets Killed In the End
-That one guy who has only one line, but it becomes the catch phrase that people remember.

(If not, then at least give me a good spot, eh?)

If this thing gets off da ground, I want a part in it.

I'll accept one of three:

-The Master Villain
-The Burly Head Thug To The Master Villain, who gets Killed In the End
-That one guy who has only one line, but it becomes the catch phrase that people remember.

(If not, then at least give me a good spot, eh?)


Well, I have 2 points.

1) Of course you can have a role, you just have to do something for the director... me... I like my sandwhiches on sourdough bread and my anal sex hard and fast, that's a good boy.

2) Being the sad bastard I am.. well.. I'm at my mom and dad's in England until the start of August because my mom is going to have back surgery and thus I'm spending a lot of time keeping an eye on her, meaning I'm in the house a lot. I'm actually going to start writing some of this up and see what it's like. You know somebody in Hollywood would love it.. hell, Rob Reiner once scowled at me, maybe he'll be interested.

Here is what I came up with this morning.

Greetings, salutations, I bid all fair health and luck. I

Feel free to make scathing comments about my awful grammer, punctuation and spelling.


OK. G-R-A-M-M-A-R

OK. G-R-A-M-M-A-R


.. You know I did that on purpose...  ;)

.. You know I did that on purpose...  ;)


honestly, having read lots of things you've written...IM, PM, or otherwise....no, I didn't. :)

honestly, having read lots of things you've written...IM, PM, or otherwise....no, I didn't. :)


You know me far too well...

I'm afraid that penultemate commandment breaking.. may have to be at your expense. Sorry darling.

Yay! I did a little bit more.

Scene 3:

Her neighbourhood was decliningly ethnic. A multitude of different races and cultures bought together with the promise of low cost housing and an easy commute to Manhattan.
Unfortunately, she desired neither of these things. This was her home and she was proud of it, but for as long as she could remember she

Not too bad, but what is the motivation in the scene?

And are there any scenes where I may have to dress up as a penguin?

Not too bad, but what is the motivation in the scene?

And are there any scenes where I may have to dress up as a penguin?


I have no idea man, I don't know where I'm going with it yet. Just starting to introduce the main characters.

I'd love some input from people if they were willing.

No.. you won't have to dress up as a penguin. Just a gurkin, like we discussed.  :)

A gherkin for jerkin'?

A gherkin for jerkin'?


a penguin in a gherkin suit.

I want one of the plots to be based around the disappearance of Marshal. :'(
I want him to be kidnapped, and we think Donnie did it, so Beth attacks him and stabs him! WOO!
Also, there should be a scene with Philip drinking tea.
Robocop will pop in randomly speaking bad grammar and ending everything with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers and 21903523 emoticons.
also, my mom will randomly come in yelling "STOP! LET ME READ THAT!!!", and the film will stop (A joke only my MSN buddies will get).
Also, Mike (Badfinger-Fan) will always be naked! :)

  :o  DANG!! I can't believe I missed this, talk about typecasting. This is totally Shag-a-licious  8)


Well, Mike is a cat - shagging bum in the film, so naked is no issue.
I like the idea that the film stops, and we go to that real bright cheery camera style (suburbia-cam) and mom comes in "Hey, what are you kids doing in here?" 'Nothing mom'.
Robocop.... errrrmmmmm.. I think getting the rights to have Robocop would be difficult, unless you have mucho dinero you can cough up.
Philip could be a tea baron?
Yes, Marshal will have been kidnaped by Hanzel. Hanzel will be planning to eat Marshal in a re-work of the original fairy tale.
wait, so all I have to do in this movie is be naked and shag? 
I am so up for this role  8)

a penguin in a gherkin suit.


By jove I think she's got it.

  :o  DANG!! I can't believe I missed this, talk about typecasting. This is totally Shag-a-licious  8)
wait, so all I have to do in this movie is be naked and shag? 
I am so up for this role  8)


Well, you have to have sex with a cat, but it's not that different.. or so I'm told.

By jove I think she's got it.

I'm totally suing you for ripping off the story I wrote...unless I'm duly compensated. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vikingsm.gif

Davey, you can work on the movie script, I've got a new idea.

Davey, you can work on the movie script, I've got a new idea.


im intrigued...looking forward to it..

im intrigued...looking forward to it..

it's already up, a sitcom idea. i like it, being a pro-sitcom extremist from way back.

Naaaayunnnnnnnnn....nnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeuhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

it's already up, a sitcom idea. i like it, being a pro-sitcom extremist from way back.

Naaaayunnnnnnnnn....nnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeuhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....




i saw it, responded, and dig it.
but i think the neighborhood, if divided the way he has it.....will implode by eposode 4.

i saw it, responded, and dig it.
but i think the neighborhood, if divided the way he has it.....will implode by eposode 4.
perfect!

i saw it, responded, and dig it.
but i think the neighborhood, if divided the way he has it.....will implode by eposode 4.


That's the funny part!

Well, you have to have sex with a cat, but it's not that different.. or so I'm told.
Oh, I thought the script said sex with Cat, & I was thinking I hope Carlos knows it's just simulated acting.  I don't do animals, I got that in my contract!!!!!  What rating is this movie going to be? and if I'm going to be shagging in this movie, use some of the many inthe00s actresses that will do anything on screen with me  8)

Well, you have to have sex with a cat, but it's not that different.. or so I'm told.




Oh, I thought the script said sex with Cat, & I was thinking I hope Carlos knows it's just simulated acting.  I don't do animals, I got that in my contract!!!!!  What rating is this movie going to be? and if I'm going to be shagging in this movie, use some of the many inthe00s actresses that will do anything on screen with me  8)




Mon Dieu.  :o :o :o




Cat

Not too bad, but what is the motivation in the scene?

And are there any scenes where I may have to dress up as a penguin?


Yeah I was meant to be in this show too - can I wear my directoire knickers and corset...please

Yeah I was meant to be in this show too - can I wear my directoire knickers and corset...please


Does this mean we get to have one of those steamy scenes together, or am I just a Peeping Thomas?

Yeah I was meant to be in this show too - can I wear my directoire knickers and corset...please


excellent choice!
i'm off to roam the internet looking for just the right outfit.

excellent choice!
i'm off to roam the internet looking for just the right outfit.



I plan to wear my tailor-made slate blue suit w/my sharkskin shirt...or my tight leather pants, Doc Marten boots, and buccaneer shirt.
So, how many steamy scenes do I get, and do I have partners in them, or am I stuck with cold Top Ramen again?

excellent choice!
i'm off to roam the internet looking for just the right outfit.

http://tinyurl.com/kfvl2

http://tinyurl.com/kfvl2

I would never assume to take her look; but i will certainly let you go shopping for me sometime!!!

I plan to wear my tailor-made slate blue suit w/my sharkskin shirt...or my tight leather pants, Doc Marten boots, and buccaneer shirt.
So, how many steamy scenes do I get, and do I have partners in them, or am I stuck with cold Top Ramen again?


My question stands.

My question stands.


My guess is no.  If reading these threads has taught me anything, it's that we are all sex-starved social misfits desperate for human contact.  Everyone is bound to score.
There there....http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/pftroest.gif

I would never assume to take her look; but i will certainly let you go shopping for me sometime!!!
they've moved on to a more gothy wwi graf zeppelin type thing and i think the grimm's fairy tale in leather look is now UP FOR GRABS!
man, this is making me wanna listen to them again and i've got some really mellow jazz on right now.

they've moved on to a more gothy wwi graf zeppelin type thing and i think the grimm's fairy tale in leather look is now UP FOR GRABS!
man, this is making me wanna listen to them again and i've got some really mellow jazz on right now.




no matter what, I"m starting a lederhosen-clad band.

http://tinyurl.com/kfvl2


Today, when I was out and about... I saw this chick with big red braidy hair.. and some bizare leather outfit.

She scowled at my "Huh huh he he huh huh hello".. but there we go.

Uh-huh, yeah, great.

So, do I get my question answered, or do I dump someone into the Dumpster?

Uh-huh, yeah, great.

So, do I get my question answered, or do I dump someone into the Dumpster?


I dunno dude..

I'm the scriptwriter here (yes, the man who can't speel).

I'll find a way to turn you in to a walking stereotype.

How would you like to be a rapist?

Today, when I was out and about... I saw this chick with big red braidy hair.. and some bizare leather outfit.

She scowled at my "Huh huh he he huh huh hello".. but there we go.
gretyl's love is not easily won.

I dunno dude..

I'm the scriptwriter here (yes, the man who can't speel).

I'll find a way to turn you in to a walking stereotype.

How would you like to be a rapist?


Actually, I once created a character, that I always thought would be a cool twist...
A serial killer, who's confined to a wheelchair. (Name: SIMON HALLECK)

KKay did you find any nice directoires for me yet?  


I plan to wear my tailor-made slate blue suit w/my sharkskin shirt...or my tight leather pants, Doc Marten boots, and buccaneer shirt.
So, how many steamy scenes do I get, and do I have partners in them, or am I stuck with cold Top Ramen again?


Oooh Doc Martens?  and what's a Top Ramen when it's at home?

gretyl's love is not easily won.


She scowled after I blew my load down her throat...





.. no.. no.. don't cry darling, it's not true.

Actually, I once created a character, that I always thought would be a cool twist...
A serial killer, who's confined to a wheelchair. (Name: SIMON HALLECK)


I love the idea of him in a wheelchair.. I read a book about that once.

We already have a lot of killers.. maybe you'll be for hire.

I'm taking the whole story in a different direction though.. so far a plot has emerged with the lead male and female.. they obviously know each other from some time ago but we're not sure how. I haven't even named them yet.. then this Vard guy who's obviously a journalist of some sort is heavily involved.

Others will come in soon I'm sure.

KKay did you find any nice directoires for me yet?  

Oooh Doc Martens?  and what's a Top Ramen when it's at home?


Well, when properly made, it can be used as a tie-up, body coverings, interesting loin clothing...
One sicko even used it once for mummification purposes.

Well, when properly made, it can be used as a tie-up, body coverings, interesting loin clothing...
One sicko even used it once for mummification purposes.


I'm looking for nice outfits for us to wear on set - how about this for you Monsieur Hawk?

http://www.yesterknits.com/images/pat436.jpg

This one for the Thrashmeister

http://www.yesterknits.com/images/emu75.jpg

She scowled after I blew my load down her throat...





.. no.. no.. don't cry darling, it's not true.


I think we just found the rating for the film.

I think we just found the rating for the film.



I think we just found a new job for me.

I'm looking for nice outfits for us to wear on set - how about this for you Monsieur Hawk?

http://www.yesterknits.com/images/pat436.jpg

This one for the Thrashmeister

http://www.yesterknits.com/images/emu75.jpg


Nice thought, but if we're going that route, I prefer zoot suits and underwear that make my dupa look good.

KKay did you find any nice directoires for me yet?  

Oooh Doc Martens?  and what's a Top Ramen when it's at home?


I"m still shopping...
:-\\

I"m still shopping...
:-\\


Hmm me too, have just been checking some sites but the searches for dk are producing some wacky images and I'm stopping RIGHT NOW.

I fancy wearing this for Sunday besthttp://www.fashion-era.com/images/1950-2000/dior20.jpg

here's a nice link where we might choose clothes from?

http://www.fashion-era.com/Vintage_fashion/a10_collecting_fifties_vintage_1.htm#Main%20Designers%20of%20the%20Fifties

Hmm me too, have just been checking some sites but the searches for dk are producing some wacky images and I'm stopping RIGHT NOW.

I fancy wearing this for Sunday besthttp://www.fashion-era.com/images/1950-2000/dior20.jpg

here's a nice link where we might choose clothes from?





i love that site! i was there last week in search of the perfect red pencil skirt...welll, we found something we have in common!  i'm going to spend all day digging around there.
thanks!
and karma too!

ok...
for daytime:
http://i3.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/ce/bf/a2_1.JPG
for parties:
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2005RTW/CDIOR/RUNWAY/00020m.jpg
nights out:
http://lyc58-romain-rolland.ac-dijon.fr/Pedago/TPE/minijupe/images/agrandis/mini05.jpg

And what about the scenes where I'm peeking in on you???

And what about the scenes where I'm peeking in on you???



We do that together.

We do that together.


I know that, Dommi Boy.
BTW, you are in charge of the scorecards.
I am in charge of the corkscrews.

Does this mean we get to have one of those steamy scenes together, or am I just a Peeping Thomas?


steamy scene??  I suppose so if we're in a sauna or such  ;D ;D

Hangs around the set and mooches in a huge trunk full of costumes - waiting for the castings to start

Meanwhile, on the other side of the set.....

Hawk and Meat are practicing their best Cheech & Chong routines, while Hawk is doing his "Billy Idol" imitation, and checking out the female casting hopefuls. Meat is looking for a stuffed armadillo.

So...

I'm holding open casting for my sidekick.. seeing as my original has left.

List your vital statistics and what you can offer to the Reich.

By the way, the story is changing to accommodate what I want to write.  :)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/P1pp1s/Catmask.jpg

I found this in the trunk of clothes can I wear it for perfomances? if appropriate of course

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/P1pp1s/Catmask.jpg

I found this in the trunk of clothes can I wear it for perfomances? if appropriate of course


No!

It's freakin creepy.

No!

It's freakin creepy.


I agree it won't go with my 40's outfits but surely it would fit somewhere?  ;D

I agree it won't go with my 40's outfits but surely it would fit somewhere?  ;D


Howard can wear it over his crotch.

Howard can wear it over his crotch.


BUAHAHAHA! Perfect.

BUAHAHAHA! Perfect.


;D

It'll need to be stretchy.

Howard can wear it over his crotch.


;D ;D ;D


;D

It'll need to be stretchy.


It is actually a mask with elastic threads so should fit nicely

;D ;D ;D

It is actually a mask with elastic threads so should fit nicely




The cat's nose will start to grow.

Let's just hope it dosen't poke out it's tounge.

The cat's nose will start to grow.

Let's just hope it dosen't poke out it's tounge.


:D :D  or maybe a fftr. might turn up instead

Has HOWIE seen this yet??

Don't encourage the lad! :P

..hangs around the sets waiting and wearing her mask


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/P1pp1s/Catmask.jpg

AHEM

AHEM


Ja Vohl?

i sorta like the mask. in one episode natives could worship it and end up summoning a catbeast.

Ja Vohl?

Tell me when are we starting the movie?


i sorta like the mask. in one episode natives could worship it and end up summoning a catbeast.


Yes well I bet that's cos we both like kitties   :) :)  I got it from the British Museum (it's actually a postcard of an ancient antiquity of some early century)   but it actually has strings on it so I wear it round the house and to go shopping etc..and I'd like to wear it if I'm cast in this film - if it ever starts!!

Tell me when are we starting the movie?

Yes well I bet that's cos we both like kitties  :) :)  I got it from the British Museum (it's actually a postcard of an ancient antiquity of some early century)  but it actually has strings on it so I wear it round the house and to go shopping etc..and I'd like to wear it if I'm cast in this film - if it ever starts!!


I'm still awaiting input from ya'll.

How am I to add your characters to the script if I don't know the first thing about them.

Project for the weekend.  ;)

please don't characterize me as "liking kitties."  :) with my whole thing for kim richards -- the judy garland of the 1970s -- i'm already having a hard enough time continually having to reassert my heterosexuality.

maybe we should all be on a cruise ship like in the love boat.

please don't characterize me as "liking kitties."  :) with my whole thing for kim richards -- the judy garland of the 1970s -- i'm already having a hard enough time continually having to reassert my heterosexuality.

maybe we should all be on a cruise ship like in the love boat.


Actually, I have your character.

You're my estranged brother named Bastian (It's not THAT effeminate a name) anyway.. you want to kill me.. for reasons I'm yet to decide upon. Good huh?

Actually, I have your character.

You're my estranged brother named Bastian (It's not THAT effeminate a name) anyway.. you want to kill me.. for reasons I'm yet to decide upon. Good huh?
i like it!

i got mixed up and thought i was on the sitcom thread. hence the cruise ship thing.

i've been watching voyage to the bottom of the sea episodes for that thing i'm supposed to be working on instead of posting on this fking message board. one of them has ed asner as a defecting russian ex-premier who uses counterfeit microfilm to cook up an elaborate plan to trigger world war iii in a mad gambit to reattain his political position. his brother initially goes along but then has pangs of conscience when he realizes that ed asner's psychotic plan will in fact trigger nuclear holocaust and the end of life on earth, but the powermad premier continues in his plan and his brother tries to kill him. it's pretty good stuff.

i like it!

i got mixed up and thought i was on the sitcom thread. hence the cruise ship thing.

i've been watching voyage to the bottom of the sea episodes for that thing i'm supposed to be working on instead of posting on this fking message board. one of them has ed asner as a defecting russian ex-premier who uses counterfeit microfilm to cook up an elaborate plan to trigger world war iii in a mad gambit to reattain his political position. his brother initially goes along but then has pangs of conscience when he realizes that ed asner's psychotic plan will in fact trigger nuclear holocaust and the end of life on earth, but the powermad premier continues in his plan and his brother tries to kill him. it's pretty good stuff.


I feel we need to rip off this film.

You need some chick that can be like.. my sister in law that hates me.

Then, she and the incredibly hot chick that wants me bad can fight.. and all titties and sheesh flying, yo!

BOOOONG!

http://www.moviehabit.com/photos/jay_and_silent_bob_strike_back_150.jpg

^he he
my boys

Bastian is a really cute name, makes me think of the action/adventure series The Champions type characters?

I'd like to be a Sharon Macready type (Alexandra Bastedo)  a funky lady with neat chignon hairdo, great chic clothes to wear and superhuman powers into the bargain.

Who's gonna be Stuart Damon and William Gaunts characters?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/The_Champions.JPG/180px-The_Champions.JPG

Bastian is a really cute name, makes me think of the action/adventure series The Champions type characters?

I'd like to be a Sharon Macready type (Alexandra Bastedo)  a funky lady with neat chignon hairdo, great chic clothes to wear and superhuman powers into the bargain.

Who's gonna be Stuart Damon and William Gaunts characters?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/The_Champions.JPG/180px-The_Champions.JPG


Hahaha.. dude, get this.. Bastedo.. ha ha ha.... like a Spanish bastard and sheesh yo.  ;D

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~tbalk/bob-close.jpg

Bastian is a really cute name, makes me think of the action/adventure series The Champions type characters?

I'd like to be a Sharon Macready type (Alexandra Bastedo)  a funky lady with neat chignon hairdo, great chic clothes to wear and superhuman powers into the bargain.

Who's gonna be Stuart Damon and William Gaunts characters?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/The_Champions.JPG/180px-The_Champions.JPG


Nah but for real, those guys look kick ass, fo sure!

Which one is Stuart and which one is Will?

Nah but for real, those guys look kick ass, fo sure!

Which one is Stuart and which one is Will?


Stuart Damon who plays Craig Stirling is in the centre of the pic above, William Gaunt plays Richard Barrett

http://users.metronet.co.uk/cultv/champions.htm

Nah but for real, those guys look kick ass, fo sure!

Which one is Stuart and which one is Will?
did i tell you my idea about starting a band called "the company men," who get dick york haircuts, dress up in three-piece suits and play unbelievably brutal speed metal songs about CIA-sponsored death squads?

no matter how much you sweat on stage you can't take off the blazer!

did i tell you my idea about starting a band called "the company men," who get dick york haircuts, dress up in three-piece suits and play unbelievably brutal speed metal songs about CIA-sponsored death squads?

no matter how much you sweat on stage you can't take off the blazer!


I love it.

The drummer needs to wear a scarf.

I love it.

The drummer needs to wear a scarf.
and at each show one guy in the mosh pit needs to mysteriously die from an overdose of blowfish toxin.

you 2 are obsessed with people having to die or be killed in this

and at each show one guy in the mosh pit needs to mysteriously die from an overdose of blowfish toxin.


Oooohhh, good move.

They should do an encore in GWAR style outfits, just to confuse the sheesh out of everyone.

Oooohhh, good move.

They should do an encore in GWAR style outfits, just to confuse the sheesh out of everyone.


ha! before i went and made a dumbass outta myself with you, gwar was the last time i went into a mosh pit. i couldn't walk right for six months.

i felt sorta dumb but then again, at least least two college-age characters got so trashed at the pregame they fell off their stools and passed out and didn't even make it to the show. a gwar show mows people down much like hitting omaha beach at normandy.

OK, here's my thing:

If I'm playing a Master Villain type, my name should be either Terrence Bolt III, or Malachi Zentraedi.
If I'm the Head Thug type, i want either "Dr. Zero", "The Baron", or "Nero".

Now, if i get killed off within the first 1/2 hour, my name should be "Biff".

OK, here's my thing:

If I'm playing a Master Villain type, my name should be either Terrence Bolt III,
oo! the bad guy in "escape to witch mountain" is aristotle bolt. played by ray milland. you can't get much better than that.

OK, here's my thing:

If I'm playing a Master Villain type, my name should be either Terrence Bolt III, or Malachi Zentraedi.
If I'm the Head Thug type, i want either "Dr. Zero", "The Baron", or "Nero".

Now, if i get killed off within the first 1/2 hour, my name should be "Biff".


well balls to this, I am to have superhuman powers and won't be able to get killed off

ha! before i went and made a dumbass outta myself with you, gwar was the last time i went into a mosh pit. i couldn't walk right for six months.

i felt sorta dumb but then again, at least least two college-age characters got so trashed at the pregame they fell off their stools and passed out and didn't even make it to the show. a gwar show mows people down much like hitting omaha beach at normandy.


Dude, I told you I went to see GWAR on Halloween right?

That show kicked major ass!

Dude, you showed mad style when we went, I was impressed with your abilities.. you're just not the right size, you need to spend like 4 weeks with me, eating the same food I do.. and doing as little cardiovascular exercise as me. (Work the biceps and the abs) We'll get you in form for HuG in no time man.


you 2 are obsessed with people having to die or be killed in this


You know us far too well.

Snoochie Boochies.
well balls to this, I am to have superhuman powers and won't be able to get killed off


Well... as this is supposed to be a bit more.. real life. (I get shot and take like.. 2 weeks to recover) Maybe you could be like.. some Russian spy.
Like.. secret KGB sheesh, snoogins.

well balls to this, I am to have superhuman powers and won't be able to get killed off


But do we have any steamy 'n sensual scenes together???

We'll get you in form for HuG in no time man.



HUG

knowing their tour dates is like knowing when the second coming's going to be.

i'll never survive.

Well, you see...
I didn't earn the nickname "Master Of Frogs" for nothing.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/frog.gif

meanwhile in a corner Jules finds some wood and other useful pieces and busies herself constructing an almost identical set to that of the famous fabulous New York nightclub Studio54...waits for the others to turn up and help

meanwhile in a corner Jules finds some wood and other useful pieces and busies herself constructing an almost identical set to that of the famous fabulous New York nightclub Studio54...waits for the others to turn up and help


I"m sorry I was away on vacation or I'd have helped with the set construction.
(interesting note- or not-....I was part of the crew that demolished STudio 54.  I was on a team of audio people that tore out the dj booth and all the speakers and cables.  It was the grossest place i ever saw.  we found a room that was just filled with empty cat food cans.  ick.)

I love this thread and missed a lot.
Kinda tired of hanging out in my trailer.

I"m sorry I was away on vacation or I'd have helped with the set construction.
(interesting note- or not-....I was part of the crew that demolished STudio 54.  I was on a team of audio people that tore out the dj booth and all the speakers and cables.  It was the grossest place i ever saw.  we found a room that was just filled with empty cat food cans.  ick.)

I love this thread and missed a lot.
Kinda tired of hanging out in my trailer.



AT KKAYS TRAILER DOOR

**KNOCK KNOCK**

Ahh I wondered where you all were, definitely noticed an absence of you all. I hope you had a great time,
and how cool is that to have been involved in the Studio54 biz.

Yes let's break open a nice bottle of chilled apple juice or such

AT KKAYS TRAILER DOOR

**KNOCK KNOCK**

Ahh I wondered where you all were, definitely noticed an absence of you all. I hope you had a great time,
and how cool is that to have been involved in the Studio54 biz.

Yes let's break open a nice bottle of chilled apple juice or such


excellent!
and it's in my rider that we get oreo filling with no cookie...and only the clams from the clam chowder.
i can get you apple juice too. :)

excellent!
and it's in my rider that we get oreo filling with no cookie...and only the clams from the clam chowder.
i can get you apple juice too. :)


Yesss that'll be lovely, I won't do the demanding diva thing honest  ;D
we get Oreo biscuits over here too - love the dark ones with creamy centres

Yesss that'll be lovely, I won't do the demanding diva thing honest   ;D
we get Oreo biscuits over here too - love the dark ones with creamy centres




did you ever have the oreos that have double filling and are dipped in white chocolate?
they are 1000 calories a piece.
i ate 10 at christmas!
not good for my movie star figure!

did you ever have the oreos that have double filling and are dipped in white chocolate?
they are 1000 calories a piece.
i ate 10 at christmas!
not good for my movie star figure!
;D

OK, here's my thing:

If I'm playing a Master Villain type, my name should be either Terrence Bolt III, or Malachi Zentraedi.
If I'm the Head Thug type, i want either "Dr. Zero", "The Baron", or "Nero".

Now, if i get killed off within the first 1/2 hour, my name should be "Biff".
I thought Phillip was the arch villain and I was one of his kickass assasin librarian sidekicks..................

I thought Phillip was the arch villain and I was one of his kickass assasin librarian sidekicks..................


I specifically asked for either the Master Villain, or the Head Thug.
Failing either of those roles, my name is to be "Biff".

I thought Phillip was the arch villain and I was one of his kickass assasin librarian sidekicks..................
oo! librarians are hot.

oo! librarians are hot.
I like to think so. ;D

excellent!
and it's in my rider that we get oreo filling with no cookie...and only the clams from the clam chowder.
i can get you apple juice too. :)


I'd like some of the M&M candy coating without the chocolate filling please.

I've totally lost track of what's going on in this thread but luckily I came in time to order my specialized candy.

I want the middle bit of malteesers without the chocolate on the outside! 

As long as the cuisine is good, I don't much fuss.

Now, about my role in this thing.....
I need some specifics, here.

Ermm has this started...yet?

Not sure, but I need to practice my stage kisses, and my fight scenes.

i can't wait to have a captain's chair with my name on it...

or better, a vibrating recliner with a little fridge built right in the side.
with my name on it.

perhaps we need someone to play a a Tootsie type character

i can't wait to have a captain's chair with my name on it...
or better, a vibrating recliner with a little fridge built right in the side.
with my name on it.


Vibrating recliner?

On second thought, don't tell me. I don't WANNA know.

Vibrating recliner?

On second thought, don't tell me. I don't WANNA know.


I MEANT the one with the built-in massage....
oh..and a phone.

in my part I'd like to be playing an ultra glamorous type like Elizabeth Taylor or maybe Tippi Hedren and I wanna play opposite a macho Newman/Redford/Burton type. I insist on a Dior/Lagerfeld only wardrobe and only French designer shoes and accessories - all from the 40's-60's era.

perhaps we need someone to play a a Tootsie type character



Are you volunteering?




Cat

Are you volunteering?




Cat
if Dustin did it and got the girl in the end, then sure, I'm secure in my masculinity & after all, it's only ACTING! http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiiFjd1ElGQAQ.2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12bdhlf9t/EXP=1155456773/**http%3a//www.cinekolossal.com/star/j_k_l/lange/lange1.jpg

if Dustin did it and got the girl in the end, then sure, I'm secure in my masculinity & after all, it's only ACTING! http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiiFjd1ElGQAQ.2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12bdhlf9t/EXP=1155456773/**http%3a//www.cinekolossal.com/star/j_k_l/lange/lange1.jpg



Good answer-and applause.



Cat

Good answer-and applause.



Cat
thank you Cat. sometimes you gotta take whatever part you can land in this business & I applaud you back, just cuz I think you have the best avatar.

in my part I'd like to be playing an ultra glamorous type like Elizabeth Taylor or maybe Tippi Hedren and I wanna play opposite a macho Newman/Redford/Burton type. I insist on a Dior/Lagerfeld only wardrobe and only French designer shoes and accessories - all from the 40's-60's era.




rock on.
i'm with you.

another fun night of fake shopping online...in 1967.

rock on.
i'm with you.

another fun night of fake shopping online...in 1967.


yes I can see us teetering around Hollywood together in our fabulous high heeled shoes and tight pencil skirts ala
Coco Chanel/Christian Dior and sporting Jackie O sunglasses   

thank you Cat. sometimes you gotta take whatever part you can land in this business & I applaud you back, just cuz I think you have the best avatar.



Thanks. Now, if I can wear that costume in this movie, I will be happy.



Cat

As you can imagine, I've been very busy and thus have been ignoring my obligation toward writing a script for this film. However, I will endure to ensure that I get a bit done every week, I'm making it a personal project.

I say our special guest star is either Hasselhof or the Coreys, Feldman and Haim.

I say our special guest star is either Hasselhof or the Coreys, Feldman and Haim.


Corey Taylor?

Corey Taylor?


Feldman and Haim!!!

Feldman and Haim!!!


http://images.quizilla.com/.B/.BL/.Black.x.Satin./1130045701_Taylor---1.JPG

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