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Subject: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 12:03 pm
movie - Little Big Man
quote> (Younger Bear): "You and I are even at last. I paid you the life I owe you. And the next time we meet, I can kill you without becoming an evil person".
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 1:04 pm
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"It's so hot! Milk was a bad choice!"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/16/06 at 2:00 pm
Streets of Fire
Tom Cody: The only problem with kicking the ѕhit out of you is that it would be too easy
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 2:09 pm
Needful Things-
Alan: You know, guys, I moved here and I thought, Great! I'm outta the big city and I'm finally in a place where everybody isn't gonna be crawling up everybody's asshole every day! A place where maybe my biggest nightmare is gonna be getting some goddamn cat out of a tree! But forget that! EVERYBODY IS INSANE, EVERYWHERE!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 3:07 pm
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Neal: You know what'd make me happy?
Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: gemini on 02/16/06 at 6:20 pm
Pretty much any Pulp Fiction quote. Of course if I post any, they'll get censored since they drop the F bomb in almost every sentence! :D Love that movie 8)
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Paul on 02/16/06 at 6:42 pm
Movie: The original and vastly superior 'The Italian Job'
Michael Caine (after witnessing a van being blown to pieces by his 'explosives' man...)
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: FaultyDog on 02/16/06 at 6:45 pm
From "Gone with the wind":
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a d amn"
And another one from the tv series "Moonlighting" (does that count, or should I start another thread on this topic?):
"I shave twice a day 'cause you never know who you might meet after dark"
I believe it was one of the clients who said that - I've tried to find some confirmation on this one, but alas.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 7:31 pm
Vacation
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 7:34 pm
National Lampoon's Vacation (my favorite movie and one of the funniest movie quotes):
Clark Griswold..."I think you're all *ucked in the head. We're ten hours from the *ucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much *ucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our G-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"
:D ;D ;D ;D I freakin' LOVE that movie! ;)
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 7:36 pm
National Lampoon's Vacation (my favorite movie and one of the funniest movie quotes):
Clark Griswold..."I think you're all *ucked in the head. We're ten hours from the *ucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much *ucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our G-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"
:D ;D ;D ;D I freakin' LOVE that movie! ;)
oh hell yes, funny movie & good quote Erin ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 7:40 pm
oh hell yes, funny movie & good quote Erin ;D
dude, your quote was funny too....everytime I watch that movie and it gets to the part where she says that...I kinda throw up a bit in my mouth! :P
here's another funny National Lampoon's Vacation quote....
Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest G-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 7:42 pm
dude, your quote was funny too....everytime I watch that movie and it gets to the part where she says that...I kinda throw up a bit in my mouth! :P
here's another funny National Lampoon's Vacation quote....
Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest G-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.
;D ok, I started laughing here at my desk. enough. I must log out before it looks like I'm not working.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/16/06 at 9:08 pm
The funniest movie quote ever ... Planes Trains and Automobiles
Car rental lady: How may I help you today?
Neal Page: You can start by wiping that dumb ass smile off your rosy f*сking cheeks
Car rental lady: I don't really care for the way you're speaking to me
Neal Page: And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*сking nowhere with f*сking keys to a f*сking car that isn't f*cking there. And i really didn't care to f*cking walk down a f*сking highway and across a f*сking runway go get back here and have you smile at my f*сking face. I want a f*сking car right f*сking now
Car rental lady: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal Page: I threw it away
Car rental lady: Oh boy
Neal Page: Oh boy, what?
Car rental lady: You're f*cked
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/16/06 at 9:10 pm
Another one that always kills me is from Ruthless People
Sam Stone : Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my d*ck's in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done?
Sam Stone: I love wrong numbers
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 9:15 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/16/06 at 9:58 pm
From Johnny Dangerously ...
Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
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Danny Vermin: You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once ... ONCE!
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Danny Vermin: You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once...
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Danny Vermin: You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 10:13 pm
You could drink whole milk if you wanted.
Napoleon Dynamite
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 11:36 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 2:10 am
A Night At the Roxbury
Steve: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Doug: Steve, slow down.
Steve: I can't help it man, it's hottie overload.
Doug: Just pace yourself.
Steve: Ok... What's up?... 2, 3, 4. What's up?... 2, 3, 4...
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/17/06 at 3:22 am
Christmas Vacation ...
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary, the sales clerk: Well, you have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple? heh heh *sigh* there is a nip in the air though
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/17/06 at 3:25 am
Armed and Dangerous ...
Maggie Cavanaugh: Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 8:54 am
The Royal Tennenbaums
Royal: He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bazaar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back.
Ari: Who stabbed you?
Royal: He did.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Gis on 02/17/06 at 9:59 am
The Lost Boys
My own brother a goddam sh*t sucking vampire, what am I going to tell Mom?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 10:10 am
The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon: Please God, don't let me die on West 31st Street!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/17/06 at 10:31 am
Spaceballs
Megamaid Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: The Vulcan neck pinch?
Megamaid Guard: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lone Starr: Like this?
Megamaid Guard: Yeah!
Lone Starr: Thanks.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 10:35 am
The Big Lebowski-
Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 10:52 am
out-of-towners (the real one, not that fakey steve martin one):
Gwen Kellerman: You should have just stopped and explained to them.
George Kellerman: Explain! Explain what? How I'm behind some bushes with a little boy, with my hands down his pockets! They'd give me 10-20 years!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 10:55 am
from annie hall (alternate title: "it had to be jew"):
Doctor in Brooklyn: Why are you depressed, Alvy?
Alvy's Mom: Tell Dr. Flicker.
Alvy's Mom: It's something he read.
Doctor in Brooklyn: Something he read, huh?
Alvy at 9: The universe is expanding.
Doctor in Brooklyn: The universe is expanding?
Alvy at 9: Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!
Alvy's Mom: What is that your business?
Alvy's Mom: He stopped doing his homework!
Alvy at 9: What's the point?
Alvy's Mom: What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 02/17/06 at 11:51 am
movie - Little Big Man
quote> (Younger Bear): "You and I are even at last. I paid you the life I owe you. And the next time we meet, I can kill you without becoming an evil person".
8) I agree with all yours..some more..Taxi Driver.." You Talkin to me?..You Talkin to me??"..,.. Forrest Gump,.." Me and Jenny was likePeas and Carrots"..,..Young Guns.." why did you kill him..Billy says.cause he was hackin,.. on me"...Office Space.." I, I could just burn the place down"..( they he took his red stapler..LOl..,.. Braveheart..When william tells marin.." I love you, I always have"...and in Braveheart, when William sees Amish again much later and Amish says.." I shoulda remembered the rocks!..",...OK old movie Seargent York..When they are in the Tn/Kentuk bar and they cant decide want to drink to..cause they have already drank for everything...so Alvin and buds decide to drink "agin" something..so Alvin says " heres to never gettin sober!"...I Could go on and on, I literally own hundreds of movies and know almost all of them by heart! ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 2:34 pm
From a little gem called Throw Momma From the Train...
Momma: Who the HELL are you?
Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
Larry: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!
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Larry: You killed my wife, Owen!
Owen: No, I didn't... Yes, I did.
Larry: You're a sick man, Owen. You need care and I'm taking you to the police.
Owen: Did you know that Hawaii is a series of islands that was all spit up by the same volcano? I never knew that.
Larry: You killed somebody! You killed a person. You're a murderer. You took a life!
Owen: You're right. You're right, I'm no good. How could I do that? I'm a sick pers... look! cows!
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Momma: Who the hell is this?
Owen: Oh, this is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice?
Momma: We don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy".
Owen: You lied to me!
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Momma: What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!
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Owen: Momma! You're alive!
Owen: Old people - you have to reassure them.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/17/06 at 2:37 pm
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Momma: Who the hell is this?
Owen: Oh, this is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice?
Momma: We don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy".
Owen: You lied to me!
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That scene always makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 3:01 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 3:02 pm
Team America
Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: Yes, there is.
sooo many good lines!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 4:55 pm
The Godfather II
Hyman Roth: There was this kid I grew up with - he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me - you know. We did our first work together - worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition - we ran molasses into Canada - made a fortune - the trucks owned by your father. As much as anyone, I loved him - and trusted him. Later on he had an idea - to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Green - and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man - a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque - or a signpost - or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order - when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe - I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead - I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen - I didn't ask who gave the order - because it had nothing to do with business!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 8:25 pm
Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling
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Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: Not good like one in a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one in a million.
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/17/06 at 9:10 pm
The Naked Gun ...
Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
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Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
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Wilma: Look Frank, I love you
Frank: Wilma, please! He's not even dead yet. We'll talk about our lives later
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 1:54 am
Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt: YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK. You're going to Hell, Dude.
Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 02/18/06 at 7:41 am
Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt: YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK. You're going to Hell, Dude.
Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
8)...haahaa I LOVE JOE Dirt!..pretty much anything in that movie cracks me up....Like when he was eating on wnat he was..thought a Meteor.. and dude Says.."dude you were eating off it!"...All of that movie gets to me! ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/18/06 at 7:48 am
"...We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline..."
Donald 'Duck' Dunn - Blues Brothers
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 02/18/06 at 8:01 am
8) Couple of more..OK I love the scene in GI JANE where Demi fights bad*ss dude in front of the other seals..and she says "suck my D*CK!)...OK..Classic..Sling Blade.." I reackon I dont got no reason to kill nobody"...One of my Faves, Bad Santa..." Is Granny Spry?.."..LOL...Full Metal Jacket.."This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for fighting, one is for fun.."..Jerimiah Johnson.." watch your topnot...( Redford) watch yourn"...and the Grand daddy of all time..( ev knows it)..Scarface.." Say hello to my little friend!..)..I could go on and on... ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 1:32 pm
Pulp Fiction
Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet sheesh! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET sheesh on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fudgeing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys sheesh. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 1:40 pm
Apocalypse Now
Kurtz: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 9:41 pm
Bull Durham
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 3:03 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/20/06 at 3:25 pm
Bad Santa (2003)
Gin: Look here, get him outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska, Tell him it was food poisoning or something.
Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?
Gin: Take him to the car.
Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherf*cking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause your handicapped. You're all the same.
Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-f*cking-tall you a$$hole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!
Marcus: Sketch it up, you f*cking moron. F*cking Leonardo da Vinci.
Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high?
Marcus: I called you a f*cking guinea homo from the 15th-f*cking-century, you d*ckhead!
Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
Gin: You got some lip on you midget.
Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's p*ssy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? A$$hole!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 4:39 pm
My favorite line from Bad Santa....
Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner.
Marcus: Yeah? You ******* petites now?
Willie: No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the **** out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many ******* years of therapy.
;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 4:42 pm
From There's Something About Mary
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ******' fired!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/20/06 at 4:44 pm
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 5:16 pm
Strange Brew
Bob McKenzie: I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
Bob McKenzie: This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?
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Written By: whistledog on 02/20/06 at 5:36 pm
that is the absolute funniest. I gotta watch it for that scene alone. how the heck did i miss this movie. I'm renting it, my type of f**ing humor.
Bad Santa was awesome. Sex, swearing, a drunken Santa and the very sexy actress Lauren Graham. Nothign says Christmas like that ;D
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/20/06 at 5:56 pm
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Written By: whistledog on 02/20/06 at 6:08 pm
I agree...... His assistant is my favorite charecter in the film! ;D
Willie: Why don't you get going? You'll be late for your Wizard of Oz Candy Bar Guild.
Marcus: Lollypop Guild, you ******. Jesus! 2 year olds sheesh better than you.
Willie: You saying something to me?
Marcus: Yeah, I'm gonna shove my whole fist up your ***!
;D
Yeah, Marcus cracked me up ;D
Marcus: You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin' sh!t that has ever slid from a human being's hairy ass.
That scene where Willie is beating the hell out of that Skateboard Punk almost made me piss my pants ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/20/06 at 7:51 pm
;D ;D ;D I'm eff'ng dying here ;D and it's hard to explain to family if they hear laughter come out of my computer room. and I'm by myself. I'm not adding any to this, these were hysterical. bad santa 1st on my rent list
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 02/21/06 at 4:56 am
8)OOhh Bad Santa...I brought it up in the beginning of the post but...There are sooo many lines that just make you fall ouuta your chair!..the first one I printed was" Is granny SPRY???"...when the little kid says " I want a drum set"....." OH The old mans gonna love that~...I think one of my faves is when the kid keeps asking Billy Bob if he wants a sand wich and then B.B. snaps and yells " Whats with you and the f*cking sandwiches!"..I felt sorry for the kid but Billy Bob is Great in that movie..In fact..He is one of my all time faves..after Sling Blade, and I saw his diversity as an actor I was vary impressed...He is great in Monsters Ball ...Well, just about everything I have seen him in..
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/21/06 at 4:58 am
8)OOhh Bad Santa...I brought it up in the beginning of the post but...There are sooo many lines that just make you fall ouuta your chair!..the first one I printed was" Is granny SPRY???"...when the little kid says " I want a drum set"....." OH The old mans gonna love that~...I think one of my faves is when the kid keeps asking Billy Bob if he wants a sand wich and then B.B. snaps and yells " Whats with you and the f*cking sandwiches!"..I felt sorry for the kid but Billy Bob is Great in that movie..In fact..He is one of my all time faves..after Sling Blade, and I saw his diversity as an actor I was vary impressed...He is great in Monsters Ball ...Well, just about everything I have seen him in..
this sure seems like a funny movie. right up my alley.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 5:13 am
bad santa was by the director of "crumb" and 'ghost world.' ghost world is one of my favorite movies of all time.
Enid: So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?
Maxine: It's really quite something to see you all grown-up like this, Enid. I'd love to know what you're doing now. I can't help but feel I had some small part in how you turned out. What're you studying? You were always such a smart little girl.
Enid: I'm taking a remedial high school art class for f***-ups and retards.
Enid: We need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
Seymour: Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.
Enid: Oh my god. It's him. He's insane.
Rebecca: We should follow him home.
Seymour: Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to s***.
Enid: How can you stand all these butts
Rebecca: Some people are ok, mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody.
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Written By: KKay on 02/21/06 at 8:56 am
Seymour: Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.
This is it!
This should be the mottofor the inthe00s logo!!! ;D
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Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 9:53 am
hahahahahahaha!
that quote had an "alohsse" that i missed and the filter turned it to "Ashcroft."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/21/06 at 9:59 am
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls:
When does ANY party start? When you get there!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/21/06 at 11:17 am
Some from one of my favorites, Saved!:
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Hilary Faye: You know, secondhand smoke kills.
Cassandra: I'm counting on it.
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Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.
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Hilary Faye: Hey Cass! How do you feel?
Cassandra: Oh, I'm a whole new girl Hay-Faye.
Hilary Faye: I TOLD YOU! How great is Jesus?
Cassandra: Yeah, um, about that... I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks though!
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Pastor Skip: Because divorce is not part of God's plan.
Patrick: Dad, you need to think of a new plan.
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Veronica: Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth.
Hilary Faye: And then where would you be, Roland?
Roland: China.
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Cassandra: Doesn't it bother you to have people smoking around you? It's so bad for the baby.
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Cassandra: So what are you gonna do? It's too late for the big "A". You look like a smuggler.
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Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 11:23 am
saved! i keep meaning to see that. i'm going to put it on the top of my queue.
you have to see ghost world though.
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Written By: KKay on 02/21/06 at 11:26 am
saved! i keep meaning to see that. i'm going to put it on the top of my queue.
you have to see ghost world though.
oh yeah- I have a copy and I've seen it a bunch of times. it's great. sooo many great lines!
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Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 11:30 am
oh yeah- I have a copy and I've seen it a bunch of times. it's great. sooo many great lines!
ghost world, you mean? i shoulda known; i forgot the kizmettishness.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/21/06 at 11:36 am
ghost world, you mean? i shoulda known; i forgot the kizmettishness.
right. it should be a given.
I"m particularly into this thread today. I"m going to give it some good thought.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 11:46 am
right. it should be a given.
I"m particularly into this thread today. I"m going to give it some good thought.
for good movie lines you pretty much have annie hall and then you have everyone else.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/21/06 at 12:24 pm
More from Bad Santa
Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the **** is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.
Kid: Why do you need a car?
Willie: What the **** are you talking about?
Kid: This car.
Willie: Which turn is it?
Kid: Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?
Willie: It's in the shop, getting repaired.
Kid: Where are the reindeer?
Willie: I stabled them. Is it left or right?
Kid: That way. Where's the stable?
Willie: Next to the shop.
Kid: How do they sleep?
Willie: Who? The reindeer? Standing up.
Kid: But the noise. How do they sleep?
Willie: What noise?
Kid: From the shop.
Willie: They only work during the day, all right?
Kid: I thought it was always night at the North Pole.
Willie: Well, not now. Right now it's always day.
Kid: Then how do they sleep?
Willie: Oh, ****. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your ****** head?
Kid: On my head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not onto your... Would... God damn it! Are you ****** with me?
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Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 12:39 pm
from another masterpiece. (i'm gonna make y'all guess.)
Luna Schlosser: I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people.
Luna Schlosser: I'm great physically. I got a Ph.D. in oral sex.
Miles Monroe: Yeah, they make you take any Spanish with that?
Miles Monroe: Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you, if you like.
Luna Schlosser: It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years.
Miles Monroe: 204, if you count my marriage.
Miles Monroe: I'm Not Really The Heroic Type. I was beat up by Quakers.
Miles Monroe: This was Josef Stalin. He was a communist, I was not too crazy about him, had a bad mustache, lot of bad habits. This is Bela Lugosi. he was, he was the mayor of New York city for a while, you can see what it did to him there, you know. This is, uhm, this is, uh, Charles DeGaulle, he, he was a very famous French chef, had his own television show, showed you how to make souflets and omelettes and everything.
Miles Monroe: You remind me of Lisa Sorenson
Luna Schlosser: Who?
Miles Monroe: An old girlfriend from the village. A Trotskyite, who became a Jesus freak, and was arrested for selling pornographic connect-the-dot books.
i always knew that movie was sorta fixated, but i never realized quite how much till i extracted the memorable lines, here.
ah, well. *zap*
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Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 12:55 pm
another one. (you have to guess again.)
David Huxley: Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.
Susan Vance: Well, don't you worry, David, because if there's anything that I can do to help you, just let me know and I'll do it.
David Huxley: Well, er - don't do it until I let you know.
Mrs. Random: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.
David Huxley: These aren't my clothes.
Mrs. Random: Well, where are your clothes?
David Huxley: I've lost my clothes!
Mrs. Random: But why are you wearing *these* clothes?
David Huxley: Because I just went gay all of a sudden!
Susan Vance: I was born on the side of a hill.
Susan Vance: "He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?
Susan Vance: Now, don't lose your temper.
David Huxley: My dear young lady, I'm not losing my temper. I'm merely trying to play some golf!
Susan Vance: You choose the funniest places; this is a parking lot.
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Written By: KKay on 02/21/06 at 1:00 pm
from another masterpiece. (i'm gonna make y'all guess.)
Luna Schlosser: I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people.
Luna Schlosser: I'm great physically. I got a Ph.D. in oral sex.
Miles Monroe: Yeah, they make you take any Spanish with that?
Miles Monroe: Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you, if you like.
Luna Schlosser: It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years.
Miles Monroe: 204, if you count my marriage.
Miles Monroe: I'm Not Really The Heroic Type. I was beat up by Quakers.
Miles Monroe: This was Josef Stalin. He was a communist, I was not too crazy about him, had a bad mustache, lot of bad habits. This is Bela Lugosi. he was, he was the mayor of New York city for a while, you can see what it did to him there, you know. This is, uhm, this is, uh, Charles DeGaulle, he, he was a very famous French chef, had his own television show, showed you how to make souflets and omelettes and everything.
Miles Monroe: You remind me of Lisa Sorenson
Luna Schlosser: Who?
Miles Monroe: An old girlfriend from the village. A Trotskyite, who became a Jesus freak, and was arrested for selling pornographic connect-the-dot books.
i always knew that movie was sorta fixated, but i never realized quite how much till i extracted the memorable lines, here.
ah, well. *zap*
I know that's woody allen..goes to the future....Sleeper!
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Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 1:04 pm
I know that's woody allen..goes to the future....Sleeper!
you win!
here's one i just remember off the top of my head, because it's so messed up. i think it's from "to catch a thief"...
RICH HEIRESS: Do you mind if I have you investigated?
CARY GRANT: Not at all. With what object?
That hitch. A sly one, he.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/21/06 at 5:32 pm
sheesh. sucky imdb. anyway, name this film...
the one about seeing the sky gets me busted up every time. as the one about mr. o'day's long-gone wife.
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TIA: Tony, what should I put after "sports"?
TONY: Put, "spectator."
ARISTOTLE BOLT: People lie very easily. The very young can deceive the very wise.
MR. DURANIAN: Look as far as you can see. Mr. Bolt owns everything in sight.
TIA: Well, I can see the sky.
MR. DURANIAN: I'm having more hidden cameras installed and as soon as I have enough evidence, I'm going to show the tapes to the children.
BOLT: Good. If that doesn't put them on my team, well, then we'll have to resort to cruder methods of persuasion.
JASON O'DAY: Well, let's get one thing straight right here and now. I ain't no bus line. And I ain't partial to hitchhikers. And I don't like kids. And what's more I'm a mean, impatient and selfish man.
JASON O'DAY: I wonder... I wonder how I'd handle you kids if you were mine. Well, maybe that's why I never married, eh?
TIA: But Mr. O'Day. You were married.
JASON: What?
TIA: Long, long time ago. And she was so pretty. And you had a little house.
TONY: Yeah, I can see it. It was white, with yellow shutters. And there was a big elm branch over the whole roof.
TIA: Tony knows about people. He can see places they've been.
JASON : What else?
TIA: Well, your wife died only a few months after you were married. And you were so sad. You took an oath that you'd never give your love to another woman, or to anyone. And you never have.... I'm sorry, Mr. O'Day.
JASON: The name's Jason! If you know so dang much about me you might as well use it. Jason, you understand?
JASON: Um, look. Um, if you don't mind, I'd like to plan on remembering you two as if you were my kids. The kids I never had.
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Written By: GREEN67 on 02/22/06 at 1:58 am
More from Bad Santa
Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the **** is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.
Kid: Why do you need a car?
Willie: What the **** are you talking about?
Kid: This car.
Willie: Which turn is it?
Kid: Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?
Willie: It's in the shop, getting repaired.
Kid: Where are the reindeer?
Willie: I stabled them. Is it left or right?
Kid: That way. Where's the stable?
Willie: Next to the shop.
Kid: How do they sleep?
Willie: Who? The reindeer? Standing up.
Kid: But the noise. How do they sleep?
Willie: What noise?
Kid: From the shop.
Willie: They only work during the day, all right?
Kid: I thought it was always night at the North Pole.
Willie: Well, not now. Right now it's always day.
Kid: Then how do they sleep?
Willie: Oh, ****. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your ****** head?
Kid: On my head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not onto your... Would... God damn it! Are you ****** with me?
;D LOLLLLLLLLLL...I loved every scene of that movie!!!!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/06 at 2:38 am
I am so out of the movie loop, I need to get my butt to blockbuster and rent a few, starting with Bad Santa
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 02/22/06 at 3:19 am
I am so out of the movie loop, I need to get my butt to blockbuster and rent a few, starting with Bad Santa
8) You DEF need to see Bad Santa,..BUT..it is not for kids AT ALL.....It has a lot of cussing, sex, ETC....BUT..its one of the funniest movies I have seen in a LLOONNGG time!..get it..Bernie Mac is great in it too, so is John Ritter..I think it was his last film...
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/22/06 at 8:42 am
sheesh. sucky imdb. anyway, name this film...
the one about seeing the sky gets me busted up every time. as the one about mr. o'day's long-gone wife.
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TIA: Tony, what should I put after "sports"?
TONY: Put, "spectator."
ARISTOTLE BOLT: People lie very easily. The very young can deceive the very wise.
MR. DURANIAN: Look as far as you can see. Mr. Bolt owns everything in sight.
TIA: Well, I can see the sky.
MR. DURANIAN: I'm having more hidden cameras installed and as soon as I have enough evidence, I'm going to show the tapes to the children.
BOLT: Good. If that doesn't put them on my team, well, then we'll have to resort to cruder methods of persuasion.
JASON O'DAY: Well, let's get one thing straight right here and now. I ain't no bus line. And I ain't partial to hitchhikers. And I don't like kids. And what's more I'm a mean, impatient and selfish man.
JASON O'DAY: I wonder... I wonder how I'd handle you kids if you were mine. Well, maybe that's why I never married, eh?
TIA: But Mr. O'Day. You were married.
JASON: What?
TIA: Long, long time ago. And she was so pretty. And you had a little house.
TONY: Yeah, I can see it. It was white, with yellow shutters. And there was a big elm branch over the whole roof.
TIA: Tony knows about people. He can see places they've been.
JASON : What else?
TIA: Well, your wife died only a few months after you were married. And you were so sad. You took an oath that you'd never give your love to another woman, or to anyone. And you never have.... I'm sorry, Mr. O'Day.
JASON: The name's Jason! If you know so dang much about me you might as well use it. Jason, you understand?
JASON: Um, look. Um, if you don't mind, I'd like to plan on remembering you two as if you were my kids. The kids I never had.
Let me guess.... Escape From or Return To Witch Mountain? ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/22/06 at 8:47 am
From Blazing Saddles
Bart: Oh, baby, you're "so" talented... and they are "so" dumb.
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: Kinky. Sign here.
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you say that governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: Here sir, play with this.
Jim: Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.
Hedley Lamarr: You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best Supporting Actor.
Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ***-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: Could you repeat that, sir?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/22/06 at 10:25 am
From North by Northwest (1959):
Phillip Vandamm (James Mason): Has anyone told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely? First, you're the outraged Madison Avenue man who claims he's been mistaken for someone else. Then, you play the fugitive trying to clear his name of a crime he didn't commit. Now you play the peevish lover stung by jealousy and betrayal. It seems you fellows could stand less training from the FBI and more from the Actors' Studio.
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant): Apparently, the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead.
Phillip Vandamm: Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you.
Roger Thornhill: I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program. Am I to be dropped into a vat of molten steel and become part of a new skyscraper? Or are you going to ask this female to kiss me again and poison me to death?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/22/06 at 11:43 am
My selections from "Life of Brian"
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
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Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
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Brian?s mother: What star sign is he?
Wise Man #2: Capricorn.
Brian?s mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.
Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.
Brian?s mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?
Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.
Brian?s mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.
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Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
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Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
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Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
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Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth?
Brian: You sanctimonious bastards!
Centurion: I have an order for his release!
Brian: You stupid bastards!
Stan: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Brian: What?
Stan: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Centurion: Take him down!
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Victim #1: Eh, I'm Brian!
Mr. Big Nose: I'm Brian!
Victim #2: Look, I'm Brian!
Brian: I'm Brian!
Victims: I'm Brian!
Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
Victims: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Centurion: All right. Take him away and release him.
Stan: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!
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Mrs. Big Nose: Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.
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Wise Man #1: Ahem!
Brian?s mother: Oh! Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/22/06 at 3:22 pm
My selections from "Life of Brian"
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
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Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
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Brian?s mother: What star sign is he?
Wise Man #2: Capricorn.
Brian?s mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.
Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.
Brian?s mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?
Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.
Brian?s mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.
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Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
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Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
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Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
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Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth?
Brian: You sanctimonious bastards!
Centurion: I have an order for his release!
Brian: You stupid bastards!
Stan: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Brian: What?
Stan: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Centurion: Take him down!
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Victim #1: Eh, I'm Brian!
Mr. Big Nose: I'm Brian!
Victim #2: Look, I'm Brian!
Brian: I'm Brian!
Victims: I'm Brian!
Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
Victims: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Centurion: All right. Take him away and release him.
Stan: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!
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Mrs. Big Nose: Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.
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Wise Man #1: Ahem!
Brian?s mother: Oh! Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
What, no "Biggus Dickus" quotes? ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 3:41 pm
Let me guess.... Escape From or Return To Witch Mountain? ::) ;D
escape to! you win. mostly.
see if you can name this fine film from the same director...
Mary Coombs: Hey, wait a minute... why aren't we slowing down?
Larry Rayder: She doesn't know me very well, does she, Deke?
Deke Sommers: Not likely she ever will with about one second to live.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/22/06 at 4:23 pm
Tia: niiice...did you get the script or are you watching the movie with the remote...pausing and playing, pausing and playing...
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 4:26 pm
Tia: niiice...did you get the script or are you watching the movie with the remote...pausing and playing, pausing and playing...
that's from the imdb site. but yeah, i actually did a little pausing and rewinding to get some of the lines right for some of the ones i'm gonna submit to that site. :-[
it's geeky, yes. but that movie has such a fantastic script! and EtWM without the "i can see the sky" line? RfWM without, "why are you using your powers against me"?? sorry, i can't sleep tonight wihtout knowing i've done something to remedy that situation.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/22/06 at 6:27 pm
My favorite Life of Brian quotes....
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: Oh yes, very good. Well...
Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, you mean.
Brian's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
Arthur: How shall we ***** off, O Lord?
Ex-Leper: Half a dinare for me bloody life story?
Brian: There's no pleasing some people.
Ex-Leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/06 at 9:04 pm
The Doors - 1991
Jim Morrison: I believe in a long prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown... Although I live in the subconscious, our pale reason hides the infinite from us.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/06 at 10:54 pm
Wayne's World
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Garth Algar: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?
Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth Algar: She's a babe.
Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: No.
Wayne Campbell: No.
Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 11:05 pm
okay, more dirty mary crazy larry quotes. and they're homemade!
you haven't lived till you've seen vic morrow do his thing in this movie. he's so insufferable! it's great.
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FRANKLIN: This is Franklin, UPI reporter man. Uh, you want a statement, okay, here it is. Uh, quote. I admire any man who tries to get anything he wants any way he can, long as it's, um, legal. Now, I might be a little old fashioned but I believe in law and order. So this poor sonuvabitch better start thinking 'cause this is my territory and I'm gonna get him. Uh, yeah, okay, unquote. Now. And, uh, see if you can get the words "sonuvabitch" in print.
COP: Um, captain, helicopter's not available. Governor's got it.
FRANKLIN: What's he doing with my helicopter?
COP: Well he's dedicating a new building out at women's college. Be through in about fifteen minutes. You still want it then?
FRANKLIN: Whaddaya think I wanna do, smell the seats? Damn right I want it.
LARRY: That's the best time this turkey's ever done. What the hell did you do to it?
DEKE: Just hit it with a bigger hammer, that's all.
HELICOPTER PILOT: I only got 45 minutes fuel.
FRANKLIN: Why the hell didn't you stop and fill it up
HELICOPTER PILOT: Hey i was given orders to hit and get it. And i follow orders.
FRANKLIN: That's good, 'cause I give a lot of 'em.
LARRY: It's beginning to drift down that you don't think I'm gonna make it.
DEKE: Yeah, but then I always think that.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 11:06 pm
i love the cross-dressing bugs bunny thing in wayne's world. i about fell out of my seat when they did that.
and for the record, bugs in drag is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HOT.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/06 at 11:11 pm
i love the cross-dressing bugs bunny thing in wayne's world. i about fell out of my seat when they did that.
and for the record, bugs in drag is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HOT.
LOL Tia, you are eff'ng crazy & funny man ;D ;D
Barfly
Wanda: I hate people. Do you hate people?
Henry: I don't hate people. I just like it a lot better when they're not around.
Henry: Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 12:00 am
LOL Tia, you are eff'ng crazy & funny man ;D ;D
:)
everyone's hot for bugs. women love him, men respect him.
Barfly
Wanda: I hate people. Do you hate people?
Henry: I don't hate people. I just like it a lot better when they're not around.
Henry: Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
i love the line in barfly about how being a drunk requires loads of willpower and determination. i forget how it goes.
i should see if there are good leaving las vegas quotes. that's such a wonderful movie.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 1:34 am
!!!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/23/06 at 3:21 am
Coming To America
Reverend Brown: Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Trimac20 on 02/23/06 at 7:24 am
Not one quote as such, but the scene of quotes in Goodfellas (anyone remember that movie), where they are all playing cards in a lodge and the drinks boy tells Tommy to go,
"f**k yourself,"
And the rest of them are all joking,
Robert DeNiro's character says jokingly, "What's the world coming too?"
And then Tommy shoots the drinks boy several times (and kills him of course) and says, "that's what the world's coming to. Ya like that?" (or something to that matter). And the 'Oklahoma kid' bit.
Also, I know its cliched, but the mirror scene in Taxi Driver.
"Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me? Well, I'm the only one here, if you're not looking at me then who the f**k are you looking at?"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/23/06 at 9:44 am
Not one quote as such, but the scene of quotes in Goodfellas (anyone remember that movie), where they are all playing cards in a lodge and the drinks boy tells Tommy to go,
"f**k yourself,"
And the rest of them are all joking,
Robert DeNiro's character says jokingly, "What's the world coming too?"
And then Tommy shoots the drinks boy several times (and kills him of course) and says, "that's what the world's coming to. Ya like that?" (or something to that matter). And the 'Oklahoma kid' bit.
The "drinks boy" (Spider) in Goodfellas was played by Michael Imperioli, who later went on to star in The Sopranos as Tony Soprano's nephew Christopher. In a previous scene, Tommy shot him in the foot, and if I remember right, the reason he told Tommy to go f**k himself was because Tommy was giving him a hard time about the bandage on his foot.
Anyway, one thing I like about The Sopranos is that sometimes they'll throw in sly references to classic mob movies, and in one episode Christopher walked into a pizza joint and the kid behind the counter started getting lippy with him, so he whipped out a pistol and shot the kid in the foot. I thought nothing of it until I saw Goodfellas a few months later.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 10:03 am
"am i a clown? do i amuse you?" bang bang bang.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/23/06 at 10:13 am
wemay as well put that memorable GOODFELLAS scene here. thanks imdb
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fudgeed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fudgein' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fudge am I funny, what the fudge is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: Get the fudge out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: Ya motherfudgeer! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning
you gotta luv Joe Pesci's badass attitude
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/23/06 at 10:33 am
Another great movie is What About Bob? ;D
Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!
Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy?
Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE?
Dr. Leo Marvin: This is black powder, Bob. A teaspoon of it can blow up a tree stump.
Bob Wiley: How much you got there?
Dr. Leo Marvin: Twenty pounds.
Bob Wiley: What are you doing with the gun, Dr. Marvin?
Dr. Leo Marvin: Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.
Bob Wiley: It was an interesting morning, fruitful. But it lacked the intensity that you and I generate together, the sparks that we get one-on-one. We just gotta figure out a way to work around your schedule. Could we work afternoons? 2:00 to 4:00? 3:00 to 5:00? Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
Dr. Leo Marvin: AHHHHHH!
Bob Wiley: Are you saying you'd rather work mornings?
Dr. Leo Marvin: GET OUTTA THE CAR!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/23/06 at 10:55 am
Another great movie is What About Bob? ;D
Bob Wiley: What are you doing with the gun, Dr. Marvin?
Dr. Leo Marvin: Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.
;D I like that one
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 11:06 am
Here's a winner. Name that movie.
"General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, if I may speak freely, the Russkie talks big, but frankly, we think he's short of know how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boys. And that's not meant as an insult, Mr. Ambassador, I mean, you take your average Russkie, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, lookit look at all them them Nazis killed off and they still wouldn't quit. "
they left out the really funny part, though, when the president says, "general turgidson, I wish you would stick to the point."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/23/06 at 11:26 am
??? i dunno
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 11:31 am
??? i dunno
okay, here's another one.
General "Buck" Turgidson: Ahem... The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and nobody can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all" and he hung up.
General "Buck" Turgidson: Uh, we're, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/23/06 at 11:39 am
okay, here's another one.
General "Buck" Turgidson: Ahem... The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and nobody can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all" and he hung up.
General "Buck" Turgidson: Uh, we're, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
me, I still don't know but it's f**ng funny ;D I don't think I've seen it. KKay probably knows, you and her know some of the same ones. that kizmet thing
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 11:59 am
Colonel "Bat" Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
and the real heavy hitter lines:
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
and, of course:
Mein F
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/23/06 at 12:03 pm
;D thats cracking me up. another movie on my (gotta rent and watch list)
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/23/06 at 8:08 pm
Colonel "Bat" Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
and the real heavy hitter lines:
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
and, of course:
Mein F
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 8:15 pm
Dr. Stranglove?
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
you win!
i remember i used to love the pink panther movies when i was a kid but doc strange was the first movie that made me think maybe peter sellers was actually a comic genius. almost kim richardsian in stature.
it's #18 on the imdb list of all-time best movies.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/24/06 at 9:54 am
Jackie Brown:
Melanie: Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of F***-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.
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Max Cherry: Is white guilt supposed to make me forget that I run a business?
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Jackie Brown: He sells guns.
Ray Nicolet: You ever see him sell guns?
Jackie Brown: No.
Ray Nicolet: Then how do you know he sells guns?
Jackie Brown: He told me. Besides, why else would an ATF man be after him?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/24/06 at 9:05 pm
here's one that shoulda been on here already...
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 9:23 pm
Blazing Saddles:
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you say that governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: Here sir, play with this.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/25/06 at 3:42 am
Almost Famous
Anita Miller (Daughter to mom): FECK YOU!
Elaine Miller (mom): HEY!
Anita Miller: This is a house of lies!
Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
William Miller (son): I think she said "feck."
Elaine Miller: What's the difference?
William Miller: The letter "u."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/25/06 at 7:46 pm
INT. REBECCA'S ROOM - EVENING
Rebecca looks through Enid's sketchbook while Enid fiddles
with the remote, fast-forwarding through a tape in the VCR.
REBECCA
So what should we do?
ENID
Wait... I just want to see what's
on this tape.
REBECCA
What is this?
ENID
I dunno. John Ellis always puts on
all this sick stuff that I have to
fast-forward past to get to the
good stuff there's supposed to be a
Don Knotts movie on here someplace.
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.
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INT. ART CLASS - DAY
CLOSE-UP ON a charcoal portrait of DON KNOTTS.
ROBERTA
Who is this, Enid?
ENID
It's supposed to be Don Knotts.
ROBERTA
And what was your reason for
choosing him as your subject?
ENID
I dunno... I just like Don Knotts.
ROBERTA
I see... interesting...
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/25/06 at 7:47 pm
:(
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/25/06 at 9:26 pm
here's one that shoulda been on here already...
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
5 Easy Pieces?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/25/06 at 9:37 pm
5 Easy Pieces?
you win!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/25/06 at 10:03 pm
in speaking of what's too old/young/presidential to find attractive:
(let me know if y'all need a hint. this is a trickier one.)
***
Tony: So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't say.
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.
Wooderson: Man, it's the same bihsllut they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
O'Bannion: This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... f**k her.
Mike: I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you f**kin' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
Slater: Okay, f**k you daehkcid.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/26/06 at 12:15 am
in speaking of what's too old/young/presidential to find attractive:
(let me know if y'all need a hint. this is a trickier one.)
***
Tony: So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't say.
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.
Wooderson: Man, it's the same bihsllut they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
O'Bannion: This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... f**k her.
Mike: I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you f**kin' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
Slater: Okay, f**k you daehkcid.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
I know! I know! But first another quote:
"Okay you freshman f*cks listen up! It's your lucky day. Usually you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives. But this year because we feel so sorry for you, we're going to take it easy on you. And save us all a lot of time. So if you meet here, right here, after school today, you only get one licking from each of us. But you run like cowards? Well it's open season all summer long boys. Oh yeah. Mitch Kramer? Mitchy. Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy? We're looking for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over. Have a nice afternoon."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:55 am
^isn't that a great movie?
okay, i got another one. this one's even harder. whoever gets this, i will applaud them daily until i die.
okay, i went a little cheryl-heavy. but what do you want, Zooey Deschanel is a comic genius in this!
anyway, let me know if you need a hint. and see this movie! it's great!
***
Bubba: If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut.
Cheryl: Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair?
Big Haired Woman: What? Are you going to do my hair?
Cheryl: No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is?
Big Haired Woman: No.
Cheryl: It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.
Justine: Whatcha readin'?
Holden: Catcher in the Rye... I'm named after it.
Justine: What's your name?
Justine: Catcher?
Cheryl: Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle 3. Liquid Drain Cleaner, 2 12-ounce cans for $5.00. Liquid Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo.
Cheryl: You didn't bring this into the store with you?
Heavy Set Woman: No.
Cheryl: Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault.
Cheryl: Happy Halloween, Retail Rodeo shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on all bulk candy on aisle 4. Ghouls and goblins, witches and warlocks, wandering these aisles day after day, I put a Halloween curse on your hellish heads.
Old Woman: I look too white, don't you think?
Cheryl: Not at all. I'm just trying to match your face with your hair. I was thinking you're not white enough.
Old Woman: I think I look kind of weird.
Cheryl: The first rule of fashion is you have to look weird. What I'm doing has come straight here from France.
Old Woman: Oh?
Cheryl: It's called Cirque du Face, meaning "Circus of the Face", and it's all the rage with the Frenchies, ma'am.
Old Woman: Well, you're the professional.
Jack Field, Your Store Manager: Holden was a thief and a disturbed young man and what happened was a sad thing. Perhaps we can learn a lesson from this tragedy like don't steal and don't be disturbed.
Corny: It's a church. You can't make water without bumping your nut on a bible.
Justine: How it all came down to this, only the Devil knows. Retail Rodeo is at the corner on my left. The motel is down the road to my right. I close my eyes and try to peer into the future. On my left, I saw days upon days of lipstick and ticking clocks, dirty looks and quiet whisperings. And burning secrets that just won't ever die away. And on my right, what could I picture? The blue sky, the desert earth, stretching out into the eerie infinity. A beautiful never-ending nothing.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/06 at 12:58 pm
in speaking of what's too old/young/presidential to find attractive:
(let me know if y'all need a hint. this is a trickier one.)
***
Tony: So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't say.
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.
Wooderson: Man, it's the same bihsllut they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
O'Bannion: This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... f**k her.
Mike: I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you f**kin' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
Slater: Okay, f**k you daehkcid.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 1:04 pm
Dazed and Confused?
you win! i think albert got it first but you named it.
get the cheryl quotes and i'll be your best friend for life. i love, love, love that movie. "shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes." i bet they had to do fifty takes before she could get that one out with a straight face.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/26/06 at 1:13 pm
The Good Girl?
Guess which film these are from....
Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
Hudson: They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls, we're *****!
Hicks: Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards.
Hicks: Hey! I know we're all in strung out shape but stay frosty and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here.
Apone: All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!
Ripley: They cut the power.
Hudson: What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 1:27 pm
The Good Girl?
Guess which film these are from....
Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
Hudson: They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls, we're *****!
Hicks: Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards.
Hicks: Hey! I know we're all in strung out shape but stay frosty and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here.
Apone: All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!
Ripley: They cut the power.
Hudson: What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
aliens! i love that movie!
"vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"no, have you?"
HAHA! best movie comeback of all time.
you're gonna be sorry you guess that. :) (and by this last bit i mean guessing "the good girl.") you'll never get rid of me now. isn't that movie wonderful?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 02/26/06 at 4:35 pm
aliens! i love that movie!
"vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"no, have you?"
HAHA! best movie comeback of all time.
you're gonna be sorry you guess that. :) you'll never get rid of me now. isn't that movie wonderful?
8) I absolutely LOVE that movie too!!...Its one of the few sequels that I think is better than the first...I know it word for word too...as well as most movies..I AM a movie FANATIC!!!...LOL
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: lasvegasbill on 02/27/06 at 3:34 am
Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/28/06 at 1:42 am
Caddyshack
Bill Murray as Carl Spackler the groundskeeper:
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice".
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 02/28/06 at 1:56 am
Caddyshack II
Peter Blunt: Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat.
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Cynthia Young: But Chandler, he tried to run me over with a steamroller!
Chandler Young: Well, I'm sure he had his reasons
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Chandler Young: I'm Chandler Young.
Jack Hartounian: Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young: And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian: Hartounian!
Chandler Young: What is your background?
Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young: That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/28/06 at 2:08 am
Stripes:
Sergeant Hulka: Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear your story.
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/28/06 at 9:19 am
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000)
Narrator: 15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two sheeshty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/28/06 at 9:27 am
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000)
Narrator: 15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two sheeshty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.
haha, you said a bad word. i never say bad words.
i've never seen a toxic avenger movie? are there any you'd recommend?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/28/06 at 9:36 am
haha, you said a bad word. i never say bad words.
i've never seen a toxic avenger movie? are there any you'd recommend?
I didn't mean to say a bad word, but Ihad seen worse here so I left it. I hope it's ok.
I recommend the first one. It's pretty funny - possibly the most cheaply made film ever!!!
Take a look at IMDB. I used to know a person that was in that movie...she plays the fat lady at the gym (no offinse to the fat, gym-going people*)
KK
*everytime I innocently mention any group of people, some person gets upset. realax!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/28/06 at 10:03 am
OK, what movie are these lines from?
Marv: I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.
Marv: Modern cars...they all look like electric shavers.
Priest: ...ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for.
Marv: Worth dying for.
Marv: Worth killing for.
Marv: Worth going to hell for.
Marv: Amen.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/28/06 at 10:56 am
I didn't mean to say a bad word, but Ihad seen worse here so I left it. I hope it's ok.
sheesty! incorporate it into your daily lexicon.
*everytime I innocently mention any group of people, some person gets upset. realax!
i find the nazis are particularly touchy.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 02/28/06 at 12:48 pm
OK, what movie are these lines from?
Marv: I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.
Marv: Modern cars...they all look like electric shavers.
Ah! Sin City- it was really good.
Some acting sucked, but it was good overall.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 3:55 pm
From "Signs"
Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
Graham Hess: Its just static, Morgan. Frequency.
Morgan: It's a code.
Bo: Why can't they get girlfriends?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/02/06 at 1:42 am
Troop Beverly Hills
Phyllis: Oh, what glorious patches!
Jamie: Thank you, ma'am.
Phyllis: Where can I buy them?
Cleo: Ma'am, you don't buy them, you earn them.
Phyllis: Oh! Like jewelry!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 4:49 pm
Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 4:58 pm
Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers: I didn't know it was your turn, baby!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/02/06 at 8:56 pm
Goldmember
Fat Bastard: I've been tryin' to go legit.
Austin Powers: Of course...
Fat Bastard: But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...
farts]
Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?
Fat Bastard: Maybe.
Fat Bastard: It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, anylisis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 7:45 pm
Streets Of Fire
Raven: "Well, it looks like I finally found someone who likes to play as rough as I do".
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: whistledog on 04/20/06 at 8:05 pm
Streets Of Fire
Raven: "Well, it looks like I finally found someone who likes to play as rough as I do".
more SOF quotes ...
Cody: "Aw, come on Reva. What's the point of stealing a car if you're not gonna ring it out"
Cody: "I liked shooting the guns, but I didn't win no medal"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 8:23 pm
and yet another SOF quote from the star.
Tom Cody: "The only problem with kicking the sheesh out of you is that it would be too easy".
did you already post this quote wһіѕ
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/20/06 at 10:59 pm
My favorites....
Ben Gunn: Oh, you're dumb. And, you're short. Real short.
McCoy: You wanna change this tire, shorty?
Billy Fish: Changing tires isn't exactly my line of work dear.
McCoy: Then why don't you just shut up!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 11:07 pm
My favorites....
Ben Gunn: Oh, you're dumb. And, you're short. Real short.
McCoy: You wanna change this tire, shorty?
Billy Fish: Changing tires isn't exactly my line of work dear.
McCoy: Then why don't you just shut up!
I just saw the Ben Gunn scene and paused dvd right after that. It's a good movie
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/20/06 at 11:10 pm
From Real Genius
"All my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for example, is under 'H' for toy!"
"If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/20/06 at 11:11 pm
I just saw the Ben Gunn scene and paused dvd right after that. It's a good movie
I agree, it's a good film.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 04/20/06 at 11:18 pm
Fat Bastard: It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, anylisis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
somebody should set this to death metal. and give it a hardcore pornographic music video.
but not me. i'm pure as the driven snow.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 11:24 pm
somebody should set this to death metal. and give it a hardcore pornographic music video.
but not me. i'm pure as the driven snow.
It'd kick ass! for as pure as you are Mike, there may be a little impurity deep down in the chambers where demons lurk
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 11:25 pm
Office Space:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 04/20/06 at 11:26 pm
there may be a little impurity deep down in the chambers where demons lurk
see, i don't have that though. all i have is purity through and through.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 11:28 pm
see, i don't have that though. all i have is purity through and through.
so you always get to throw the first stone. Lucky!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/20/06 at 11:31 pm
Night of The Comet
Samantha: Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.
Davenport: You'll just fall asleep and then you'll see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
Brian, Survivor Child: I don't believe in Santa Claus.
Dr. Carter, Project Chief: What? You don't believe in Santa?
Willy: Let's play a game, it's called scary noises.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 11:32 pm
Night of The Comet
Samantha: Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.
Davenport: You'll just fall asleep and then you'll see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
Brian, Survivor Child: I don't believe in Santa Claus.
Dr. Carter, Project Chief: What? You don't believe in Santa?
Willy: Let's play a game, it's called scary noises.
gosh i haven't seen this in many a year.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/25/06 at 2:30 am
First Blood (it was on tv tonight)
Rambo: "We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, f*cking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's f*cking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's f*ckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your f*ckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 04/25/06 at 9:22 am
Sleeper (1973)
Miles Monroe: We're here to see the nose. I hear it was running.
Miles Monroe: Don't take another step or the president gets it between the eyes.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 04/25/06 at 9:23 am
Ren & Stimpy Show, The" (1991)
Ren: Oh my darling, my little cucaracha. I kiss your sleep encrusted eyes. I caress your large bulbous nose... ooh, let us join lips een one final sweet exchange of saliva.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 04/25/06 at 9:54 am
Shaun of the Dead:
Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gay... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
Shaun: Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/10/06 at 1:21 am
oops, I bumped into this thread :-Three Amigos:
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Jefe: We have many beautiful pinatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/06 at 1:51 am
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
Michele: Did you lose weight?
Romy: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
Michele: God, I wish I had your discipline.
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Michele: I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
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Heather: This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 09/07/06 at 12:18 pm
so happy this thread is back!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Roche on 09/07/06 at 3:08 pm
Tommy Johnson: Are you gonna sit in some poxy office with a cu.nt for a boss telling you what to do as you count your pennies trying to make ends meet in a country that's sinking into strikes and wars and at the end of the day you go home to your cosy little flat in 'nowheresville' and pull your IKEA curtains shut to hide from the big bad world and pretend it's not happening? Or are you gonna stand up and be counted, make a difference and feel the rush? Just for once say "fu.ck it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive. I know what I'd rather do, mate. Tottenham away. Love it!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 09/07/06 at 4:19 pm
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
Michele: Did you lose weight?
Romy: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
Michele: God, I wish I had your discipline.
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Michele: I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
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Heather: This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
romy and michelle is hilarious! it gets a bad rap.
my favorite moment is when she gets asked what she invented and she hesitates and goes, "i invented the... um, the post-it note." i forget the exact wording but the timing is perfect! comedy gold.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/06 at 11:21 pm
romy and michelle is hilarious! it gets a bad rap.
my favorite moment is when she gets asked what she invented and she hesitates and goes, "i invented the... um, the post-it note." i forget the exact wording but the timing is perfect! comedy gold.
I love it, bad rap and all ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 11:24 pm
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
-Mr. Blonde (MIchael Madsen): RESERVOIR DOGS
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/07/06 at 11:42 pm
"You f*ck with me, you f*ck with the best!" - Tony Montana
That about sums it up, really.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 11:46 pm
"You f*ck with me, you f*ck with the best!" - Tony Montana
That about sums it up, really.
Not bad...
But I prefer, "Say 'Hello' to my li'l fr'en'!"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/28/06 at 3:16 am
Beano: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?
Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and f*ckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here"
Beano: Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show!
Clare: Objection, your honor!
Hughie: Objection sustained.
Beano: Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands.
Les: Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anatomical.
Beano: It is if you haven't got a f*ckin' hand"!
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Still Crazy (1998)
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 09/28/06 at 8:44 am
Alan Dershowitz: Reminds me of my Hitler dream. You know, Hitler calls up, he's alive... needs a laywer. I say, "Sure, come on over." Then I have to decide: do I take the case, or do I kill him?
Elon Dershowitz: You? No question.
Alan Dershowitz: I would take the case.
Elon Dershowitz: THEN kill him
on my top ten list: Reversal of Fortune..
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 09/28/06 at 9:30 am
More from "Reversal"...it's soooo goood..
Sarah: He had a gorgeous mistress and he went with an ugly whore?
Raj: You know, there are some things even mistresses won't do.
Alan Dershowitz: Like what?
Raj: I am not telling
Alan Dershowitz: A priest? Well, a priest is the ideal witness: it's like getting the word of God.
Claus von B
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Roche on 09/28/06 at 12:34 pm
You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
- Fight Club
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/28/06 at 6:14 pm
"Dude, we just gave Death a melvin!"
"Dude! We got TOTALLY lied to, by our album covers!"
*air guitar riff*
-Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 09/28/06 at 9:48 pm
8) I dont remember the EXACT words but....."You gonna skin that smokewagon..are or you gonna just stand there and bleed?"...Kurt Russell to Billy Bob Thornton in Tombstone
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/28/06 at 10:40 pm
"Welcome to the human race. Got a smoke?"
-S.D. "Snake" Plisskin
"ESCAPE FROM L.A."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/28/06 at 10:43 pm
"Welcome to the human race. Got a smoke?"
-S.D. "Snake" Plisskin
"ESCAPE FROM L.A."
Snake http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mgylhxFjIYBDdijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11toiksf3/EXP=1159587762/**http%3a//www.revisioncinema.com/ci_fuga.jpg
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 09/28/06 at 10:48 pm
Snake http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mgylhxFjIYBDdijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11toiksf3/EXP=1159587762/**http%3a//www.revisioncinema.com/ci_fuga.jpg
8) Useless trivia in my head...I read that Kurt Russell wore the same pants in Escape From LA that he did in Escape from NY...
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 09/29/06 at 12:53 pm
Liz: It's just that with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out, and then that only exacerbates things.
Shaun: What you mean?
Liz: Well, you guys hardly get on, do you?
Shaun: No... what does 'exacerbate' mean?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: CeeKay on 09/29/06 at 1:03 pm
From "Groundhog Day"
Phil: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 09/29/06 at 1:15 pm
A great bad movie: They Live
Frank: I've walked a white line my entire life, I'm not about to screw that up.
Nada: White line's in the middle of the road, that's the worst place to drive.
Nada: Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat!
Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on...
Nada: ...formaldehyde-face!
Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year.
Nada: OK. All right. OK.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 09/30/06 at 11:36 pm
A great bad movie: They Live
Frank: I've walked a white line my entire life, I'm not about to screw that up.
Nada: White line's in the middle of the road, that's the worst place to drive.
Nada: Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat!
Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on...
Nada: ...formaldehyde-face!
Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year.
Nada: OK. All right. OK.
8) Isnt that with Rowdy Roddy Piper?? I liked it too..ev tho it was Cheesy..lol..
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/01/06 at 4:54 am
Another Great Quote- "THEY LIVE"
"I have come here, to chew bubble gum, and kick @$$...and I'm all out of bubble gum."
*smile*
-John Nada (Roddy Piper)
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Roche on 10/01/06 at 4:59 am
I understand, all right. The hopeless dream of being - not seeming, but being. At every waking moment, alert. The gulf between what you are with others and what you are alone. The vertigo and the constant hunger to be exposed, to be seen through, perhaps even wiped out. Every inflection and every gesture a lie, every smile a grimace. Suicide? No, too vulgar. But you can refuse to move, refuse to talk, so that you don't have to lie. You can shut yourself in. Then you needn't play any parts or make wrong gestures. Or so you thought. But reality is diabolical. Your hiding place isn't watertight. Life trickles in from the outside, and you're forced to react. No one asks if it is true or false, if you're genuine or just a sham. Such things matter only in the theatre, and hardly there either. I understand why you don't speak, why you don't move, why you've created a part for yourself out of apathy. I understand. I admire. You should go on with this part until it is played out, until it loses interest for you. Then you can leave it, just as you've left your other parts one by one.
The Doctor in 'Persona'.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/01/06 at 5:14 am
"Did you suddenly discover a sense of humor?"
-Chris Knight (Val Kilmer): REAL GENIUS
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/01/06 at 8:39 pm
A great bad movie: They Live
Nada: Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat!
Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on...
Nada: ...formaldehyde-face!
I like this bad movie ;D ^^
The Hulk
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Bruce Banner: You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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Bruce Banner: But you know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control......... I like it.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/01/06 at 8:49 pm
Jules: "Normally, both your asses would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much sh*t this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/01/06 at 8:51 pm
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Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/03/06 at 9:57 pm
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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Ellen Griswold: Gee Cath, look's like you really got your hands full.
Catherine: Oh, it's not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.
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Ellen Griswold: She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. What are we going to do Clark?
Clark Griswald: Well, I guess we could leave her here and maybe the first phone we pass, we could call Cousin Normie and he could come and get her I guess.
Ellen Griswold: That is the meanist, coldist...
Clark Griswald: Well, what do you want me to do? Call Federal Express?
Audrey Griswold: Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? Please say we don't!
Rusty Griswold: Yeah, come on. It'll be real easy for Normie to find Aunt Edna. All he has to do is look for the buzzards.
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Clark: O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 10/03/06 at 10:01 pm
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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Ellen Griswold: Gee Cath, look's like you really got your hands full.
Catherine: Oh, it's not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.
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Ellen Griswold: She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. What are we going to do Clark?
Clark Griswald: Well, I guess we could leave her here and maybe the first phone we pass, we could call Cousin Normie and he could come and get her I guess.
Ellen Griswold: That is the meanist, coldist...
Clark Griswald: Well, what do you want me to do? Call Federal Express?
Audrey Griswold: Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? Please say we don't!
Rusty Griswold: Yeah, come on. It'll be real easy for Normie to find Aunt Edna. All he has to do is look for the buzzards.
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Clark: O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
8) Thats great Mike!...I agree.. ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/03/06 at 10:03 pm
8) Thats great Mike!...I agree.. ;D
I saw Randy Quaid somewhere and it put me into a Vacation memory ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 10/03/06 at 10:08 pm
Lou: You gonna order something, kid?
Marty McFly: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.
Lou: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Marty McFly: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Lou: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 10/03/06 at 10:11 pm
8) " You mean im gonna stay this color???!!!!" Steve Martin..The Jerk
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/03/06 at 10:15 pm
Lou: You gonna order something, kid?
Marty McFly: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.
Lou: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Marty McFly: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Lou: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.
Biff Tannen: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly
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Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
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Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.
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Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 10/03/06 at 10:16 pm
Wag the Dog:
Stanley Motss: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: But there was never a war.
Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
Stanley Motss: When it's cooking, it's cooking.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What's the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. Let me tell you something: I was in the building where we filmed that with a 10-inch model made out of Legos.
Stanley Motss: Is that true?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Who the hell's to say?
Stanley Motss: It's okay, he's not dead.
Stanley Motss: Uh, strike that.
Winifred Ames: What did he do?
Stanley Motss: He raped a nun...
Winifred Ames: Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes - Oh, God!
Stanley Motss: And...
Winifred Ames: "And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?
Stanley Motss: Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...
Winifred Ames: And if he doesn't get his medications?
Stanley Motss: He's not fine.
Winifred Ames: Why Albania?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Why not?
Winifred Ames: What have they done to us?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Winifred Ames: Nothing.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/04/06 at 2:57 am
Armageddon
President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Dan: Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.
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Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?
Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.
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Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 10/04/06 at 8:17 am
Armageddon
Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.
That was my favorite line in the film...and I still use it in scary situations. ;D
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Roche on 10/04/06 at 11:52 am
One of my favorite all time movie lines from one of my all time favourite movies.
"Listen, you fuc.kers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cu.nts, the dogs, the filth, the sh.it. Here is someone who stood up.
Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 10/04/06 at 12:15 pm
the best part about that line is when he says it he's curled up in his bed in the fetal position, wearing his cowboy boots. kinda ironic, standing-up-wise.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: La Roche on 10/04/06 at 12:21 pm
the best part about that line is when he says it he's curled up in his bed in the fetal position, wearing his cowboy boots. kinda ironic, standing-up-wise.
The whole movie is full of wonderful contradictions.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: KKay on 10/04/06 at 12:30 pm
matchstick men
Roy: I gotta go. I've got a big business meeting.
Angela: This late?
Roy: Antiques. They wait for no man
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/05/06 at 6:08 pm
When a Stranger Calls
Curt Duncan: Have you checked the children?
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Jill Johnson: You really scared me, if that's what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?
Curt Duncan: No.
Jill Johnson: What do you want?
Curt Duncan: Your blood all over me.
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Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/05/06 at 7:06 pm
The Jerk:
Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.
Marie: Kind of
Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
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Sniper: Die, you random son of a bitch.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: GREEN67 on 10/05/06 at 7:49 pm
The Jerk:
Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.
Marie: Kind of
Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
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Sniper: Die, you random son of a bitch.
8) " He hates those cans!......
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/06/06 at 1:43 am
*Road Trip*
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E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
Kyle: That makes no sense.
E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, OK, I didn't make up the rules.
Rubin: No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.
E.L.: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.
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Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
Kyle: Because it's your dog.
Rubin: Jesus Christ!!!
Kyle: You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Rubin: Yeah, we've got it.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/08/06 at 8:51 pm
Zoolander:
Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/28/06 at 3:18 am
Pamela Voorhees: high voice] "Kill her, Mommy. Kill her. Don't let her get away Mommy. Don't let her live".
Pamela Voorhees: normal voice] "I won't, Jason. I won't"!
Friday the 13th
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/15/06 at 8:33 pm
My Cousin Vinny:
Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f*ckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fudge what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
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Written By: La Roche on 11/16/06 at 4:05 am
Chopper: Aw, look. The bloke's been my best mate since 1975. We've had our fall-outs from time to time. It's no big deal. It's like... if your mum stabbed you. What are you going to do? You're not going to say
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Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/16/06 at 5:13 am
"I crap bigger than you."
-Curly (Jack Palance, City Slickers
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Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/16/06 at 10:47 am
From The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.....
Buckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
Buckaroo Banzai: Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
Red Lectroids: Planet Ten.
Lord John Whorfin: When?
Red Lectroids: Real soon!
Buckaroo Banzai: There they are.
Perfect Tommy: There who are?
Buckaroo Banzai: Don't you see them?
New Jersey: See who?
Buckaroo Banzai: There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!
Penny Priddy: You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns...
President Widmark: "Declaration of War... the short form."
Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/16/06 at 12:43 am
The Breakfast Club
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Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire Standish: Lie.
Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this?
Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink.
Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him?
Allison Reynolds: He nailed me.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/16/06 at 5:25 am
A couple from 16 Candles:
"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek!"
"No more yanky my wanky"
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/19/06 at 5:54 pm
Sal: Okay, it's like this. Bugs is my boyfriend, my partner. Okay? And you are someone I just had sex with. All right?
Richard: Oh, tha - that's fine. That's absolutely fine.
Sal: Good. Now get some sleep. I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.
"the Beach"
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Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/19/06 at 5:55 pm
"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/19/06 at 6:47 pm
"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
more of Wayne's World
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Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
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Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/19/06 at 8:43 pm
more of Wayne's World
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Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
I heart this whole scene.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/19/06 at 8:48 pm
I heart this whole scene.
me too. i may have to indulge myself and throw it on when i get home
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Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/19/06 at 8:53 pm
me too. i may have to indulge myself and throw it on when i get home
"What's the band's name?"
"The Sh*tty Beatles."
"So then it's not just ironic?"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/16/07 at 2:28 am
American Wedding
Jim's Dad: Michelle, do you know why they call it "making love"?
Michelle: No, I just call it boning.
Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
Michelle: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
Michelle: Horny, like I wanna bone.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/20/07 at 6:37 pm
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
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Written By: Jessica on 01/20/07 at 7:16 pm
American Wedding
Jim's Dad: Michelle, do you know why they call it "making love"?
Michelle: No, I just call it boning.
Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
Michelle: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
Michelle: Horny, like I wanna bone.
I didn't really like that movie, except for the whole scene where Stifler has the dance off with the gay guy. The gay guy sorta looks like DJ Midas, but I hope Midas has enough sense not to wear assless chaps. :D
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/20/07 at 8:24 pm
I didn't really like that movie, except for the whole scene where Stifler has the dance off with the gay guy. The gay guy sorta looks like DJ Midas, but I hope Midas has enough sense not to wear assless chaps. :D
assless chaps work if it's a great ass 8) and ya gotta have a cowboy hat on. I've haven't seen American Wedding in it's entirety. Is the dance scene in the gay bar? I've seen that. I just find some of the dialogue hilarious especially if Eugene Levy is in the scene. I like the first movie best. "What's my name? Say my name, b*tch"!
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Written By: La Roche on 01/22/07 at 11:59 am
Rocky addressing the crowd in Russia after the fight in Rocky IV.
"I came here tonight, and I didnt know what to expect. I seen a lot of people hatin' me and I didnt know how to feel about that so I guess I didnt like you much none either. During this fight, I seen a lot of changin'. The way you felt about me, and the way I felt about you. In here there were two guys killin' each other, but I guess thats better than 20 million."
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Written By: thereshegoes on 01/22/07 at 12:39 pm
Rocky addressing the crowd in Russia after the fight in Rocky IV.
"I came here tonight, and I didnt know what to expect. I seen a lot of people hatin' me and I didnt know how to feel about that so I guess I didnt like you much none either. During this fight, I seen a lot of changin'. The way you felt about me, and the way I felt about you. In here there were two guys killin' each other, but I guess thats better than 20 million."
I didn't know that Sly could speak russian,very good.
From Scoop:
Sid Waterman(played by Woody Allen):I don't need to work out. My anxiety acts as aerobics.
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Written By: La Roche on 01/22/07 at 12:51 pm
I didn't know that Sly could speak russian,very good.
Yoooou know what i mean. He was IN Russia.. speaking english.. which is a big problem with the whole scene that I'd never realised.
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Written By: thereshegoes on 01/22/07 at 12:55 pm
Yoooou know what i mean. He was IN Russia.. speaking english.. which is a big problem with the whole scene that I'd never realised.
Can you imagine if they made him speak russian? I could finally understand him 'cause they would put subtitles.
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Written By: La Roche on 01/22/07 at 12:56 pm
Can you imagine if they made him speak russian? I could finally understand him 'cause they would put subtitles.
OOOOH! Harsh. I can understand him, he talks like what all maybe what that i does.
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Written By: KKay on 01/22/07 at 1:22 pm
I love American Graffiti.
Terry Fields: Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?
Bum at Liquor Store: Why certainly! I lost my wife, too - her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood - but I know what ya...
Terry Fields: Thanks, here's enough for a pint.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/22/07 at 4:10 pm
I love American Graffiti.
Terry Fields: Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?
Bum at Liquor Store: Why certainly! I lost my wife, too - her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood - but I know what ya...
Terry Fields: Thanks, here's enough for a pint.
i love this film and this scene is so spot on of a nerdy teen trying to get the bum to buy him booze, and then the bum walks out the back door of the liquor store with his money ;D we had bums like that when i was a teen and we'd get them to buy us quarts of cheap beer.
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Written By: KKay on 01/22/07 at 4:12 pm
i love this film and this scene is so spot on of a nerdy teen trying to get the bum to buy him booze, and then the bum walks out the back door of the liquor store with his money ;D we had bums like that when i was a teen and we'd get them to buy us quarts of cheap beer.
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There are so many great lines...I love Erin Moran: "This car is uglier than I am! Oops, that didn't come out right."
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/23/07 at 4:40 am
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There are so many great lines...I love Erin Moran: "This car is uglier than I am! Oops, that didn't come out right."
I think I'm gonna see how much the dvd of A.G. is tomorrow and if the price is right I am buying it and watching it this weekend
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 01/23/07 at 4:46 am
Pres. Matt Douglas to Pres. Russell Kramer:
"Russell, I just have to ask you...when you dance with a panda, who leads?" *smirks*
"My Fellow Americans"
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Written By: pink daisy on 01/27/07 at 6:53 pm
"Girl, you shoh is UGLY!"
Shug to Celie in 'The Color Purple'
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/27/07 at 10:02 pm
"Girl, you shoh is UGLY!"
Shug to Celie in 'The Color Purple'
this is one of my favorite movies :) I love it. nice movie quote pink daisy. I gotta give you a Karma point
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Written By: pink daisy on 01/28/07 at 7:31 am
this is one of my favorite movies :) I love it. nice movie quote pink daisy. I gotta give you a Karma point
Right back atcha hon for having excellent taste!
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 01/28/07 at 11:03 am
From Armageddon:
A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.
Lev Andropov: Excuse me, but I think I know how to fix this.
Watts: Move it! You don't know the components!
Lev Andropov: Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Rockhound: I don't want to be the materialistic weasel here, but do you think we'll get hazard pay for this?
Oscar: I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band.
Dr. Banks: Who's Jethro Tull?
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Written By: thereshegoes on 01/28/07 at 1:43 pm
From one of the best films of all time,Michael Mann's Heat.
This is a movie about cops and robbers,full of action and violence, and my favorite line is about love ::)
Neil McCauley:"I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I know life is short,whatever time you get is luck.You want to walk?You walk right now.Or on your own... on your own you choose to come with me.And all I know is... all I know is there's no point in me going anywhere anymore if it's going to be alone... without you."
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Written By: tv on 01/28/07 at 6:43 pm
Memorable sports quotes from the 90's and 00's
90's:
Indianapolis Colts football coach Jim Mora ater a colts loss: We had 4 turnovers, we sucked and than a reporter asks him a question and Mora answers like: Playoffs, Playoffs I'm just hoping just to win a game.
00's:
Allen Iverson when he was playing for the Philadephia 76ers sfter Iverson missed or was late for a basketball practice with the 76ers:
Practice, were talking about practice, its just practice.
Former Cardinals Coach Denny Green after a Cardinals loss to the Bears this past regular season:
We Knew What they were(the Bears), thats why we took the d*** field.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 01/28/07 at 6:44 pm
oops. i shoulda put my little romance quotes here.
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Daniel: You have a father or just a mother?
Lauren: No, I have a father. As a matter of fact, I'm on my third.
Daniel : Does your mother divorce them or just kill them?
Lauren : No, still alive.
Daniel: What does the latest one do?
Lauren: He's in telephones.
Daniel: Telephones. What does he do exactly?
Lauren: Exactly? He's the head of ICT. in Europe.
Daniel: So. You're a capitalist.
Lauren : My father's a capitalist. My own politics are more... radical than my parents'.
Daniel: It's easy to be liberal when you're rich. I've seen it in films.
Lauren : Natalie? Lauren. What happened in school today?
Natalie: We were playing mixed soccer with the boys, Billy and another boy were choosing girls to be on their team. Can you imagine how nervous I was?
Lauren: Natalie, he's your cousin!
Natalie: Second cousin. The kids don't come out funny or anything, I checked.
Lauren: Heidegger isn't all that hard. I mean, his stuff is mostly etymological. you know, like, why is there something rather than nothing at all.
Daniel: I just noted there aren't any subtitles.
Lauren: You sorta get the gist of it, anyway.
Daniel I've never seen one of them before either, I wouldn't have taken you. It isn't like that. That's something else. It isn't love.
Lauren: I used to think, maybe a long ago, like, maybe in the time of the pharaohs, Louis XIII, that there was somebody made just perfect for me. I mean, when you think about it, and consider that your feelings of love begin when you're about ten -- and if you live to say, seventy, well, that's pretty limiting because what chance is there that he'll be alive at the same time you are? you know?
Daniel: I've felt the same thing. I mean, even if she lived in my lifetime, what if my perfect woman lived in India or California or Brazil? what chance is there that I'd meet her, when i live in la Garain?
Lauren: Incredible, isn't it?
Daniel: Absolutely. Incredible.
Daniel: I like your father.
Lauren: Richard? Yeah, he's nice.
Daniel: Why do you call him Richard?
Lauren: Well, I called the first two daddy. It's easier to lose "Richard" than a father.
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Written By: Tia on 01/28/07 at 7:27 pm
the exchange about the pharaohs and how long we have to love reminds me of this, i'm not sure why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2far1-uvW04
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Written By: thereshegoes on 02/03/07 at 7:25 pm
From Two For The Road:
Mark: What kind of people just sit in a restaurant and don't say one word to each other?
Joanna: Married people?
Mark: Darling, what's French for 'Inspector, I don't believe a word you're saying and you're not gonna get a damn penny?'
Joanna: 'Oui, monsieur.'
Mark: Just wish that you'd stop sniping.
Joanna: I haven't said a word!
Mark: Just because you use a silencer doesn't mean you're not a sniper.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/03/07 at 8:00 pm
Forrest Gump
Principal: "Is there a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Guimp"?
Mrs. Gump: :He's on vacation".
Principal: You're momma sure does care about your education, son.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Jessica on 02/04/07 at 11:40 am
"Enough is Enough! I have had it with these motherf*ckin snakes on this motherf*ckin plane!" -Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) Snakes On A Plane
"Get this snake off my d*ck!" -some random dude in the can, same movie as above. ;D
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Written By: Tia on 02/04/07 at 11:54 am
"spontaneity has its time and its place."
-- the sure thing
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: thereshegoes on 02/05/07 at 6:45 am
From Magnolia:
Frank T.J. Mackey: "I will drop-kick those effin' dogs if they come near me."
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Frank T.J. Mackey: "Do you think they're your friends?They're not your friends.Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad?Huh?When things go wrong?You think again.Effin' Denise. Denise the piece.Oh,you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby."
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Jim Kurring: "Sometimes people need a little help.Sometimes people need to be forgiven.And sometimes they need to go to jail."
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Earl Partridge:"Don't ever let anyone ever say to you,You shouldn't regret anything.Don't do that, don't!You regret what you effin' want!And use that,use that, use that regret for anything,any way you want.You can use it, okay?"
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Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: "Have you ever been struck by lightning?It hurts."
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Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: "I really do have love to give;I just don't know where to put it."
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Claudia Wilson Gator: "Now that I've met you,would you object to never seeing me again?"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Tia on 02/05/07 at 6:55 am
oh wow. the line from frank when you find out his misogynist thing is all about his abandonment issues. casting tom cruise in that role was a stroke of genius.
and the "love to give" line. the lines from QK donnie smith when he gets too drunk at the bar and makes an ass out of himself...
that movie is such brilliance.
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/05/07 at 12:30 pm
From Meet The Parents:
Greg Focker: I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?
Greg Focker: Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.
Jack Byrnes: I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
Greg Focker: Yeah, you gave me the wrong suitcase. Uh-huh. Yes, it's a black Samsonite. Uh-huh. Ok, well don't you think that the Samsonite people, in some crazy scheme in order to make a profit, MADE MORE THAN ONE BLACK SUITCASE.
Greg Focker: You have another question? Sure, I got one question for you. It's CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/07 at 4:46 am
Three Amigos!
Mexican girl: Which one do you like?
Carmen: I like the one that's not so smart.
Mexican girl: Which one is that?
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: pink daisy on 02/09/07 at 6:07 am
The Breakfast Club:
Claire: "It's sushi...rice, raw fish, seaweed..."
Bender: "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're going to eat that?"
Claire: "Can I eat?"
Bender: "I don't know - let's give it a try, shall we?"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: thereshegoes on 02/09/07 at 6:26 am
From one of my favorite movies,Arizona Dream:
Paul Leger: "How would I die when I'm 35? How would I die? I'll tell you how I'd die. I'd take off all my clothes and I'd get into a bathtub filled with ice-cold vodka. I'd have a TV in the room with me and I'd be watching "North by Northwest." And just when the scene comes with the airplane I'd pull the TV in the bathtub and I'd shock myself! I hate that film."
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/07 at 4:05 am
Airheads (1994)
Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick".
Suzzi: The movie or the book?
Rex: They made a book outta that?
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Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/29/07 at 11:10 am
"Has anyone ever told you, you look ravishing with...onions in your hair?"
-Allan Quatermain, "King Solomon's Mines"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/30/07 at 1:29 am
Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
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When Harry Met Sally
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/30/07 at 3:29 am
Female In Phone Box- 'Allo?
Roland Copping- Is Mr. Wall there?
Female- No.....
Roland Copping- Is Mrs. Wall there?
Female- No. I think you have the wrong number. This is a telephone booth, in the middle of nowhere.
Roland Copping- So, there aren't any Walls there, then?
Female- No.
Roland Copping- Well, then, you better get out quick, because the roof's falling in!
"Frauds"
Subject: Re: Favorite/Memorable Movie Quotes from any decade.
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/31/07 at 4:49 pm
Sipsy: "Now, Miss Ruth was a lady. And a lady always knows when to leave."
-- Fried Green Tomatoes